General Badaxe-Well, me and R.E.-Wolf are back, we are here to kick some names and take some ass…err…I mean take some ass and kick some names! Crap, I still don't have it down yet.

R.E.-Wolf-don't you mean take some names and kick some ass?

General Badaxe-Yeah that is what I meant. Anyway, for you people who haven't read one of our stories, we are two authors who use the same pen name. You want it cleared up, just read our profile, or read another one of our fics. I recommend Resident Squirrel for the clearest picture. Anyway, we are venturing into the Disgaea realm, because I love the game, and I want to mess with Laharl, and some other characters. I love my job!

R.E.-Wolf-ditto

General Badaxe- Too lazy to write your own speech?

R.E.-Wolf-yeah. Will you make a speech for me?

General Badaxe- NO! get off your lazy ass, and write your own. Anyway, why post a multi-character one in the Disgaea ficdom? Simple, I think it needs more stories in it, I hope to at least break one hundred.

R.E.-Wolf-can we get started…Oh. Hang on. I am facing Nemesis now. I'll get back to you in a bit.

General Badaxe-Do I have to break the PS2 again?

R.E.-Wolf-Assault Rifle fire with a bit of Shotgun

General Badaxe-pulls out huge ass axe. you brought this upon the PS2, remember that. Smashes PS2 with huge axe.

R.E.-Wolf-Damn you!

General Badaxe-Anyway, I would like to say that we don't own any of the characters, themes, or whatever that we decide to use that is used somewhere else. This disclaimer applies to all chapters, because I hate to write a disclaimer out each friggin chapter.

Laharl is sitting on his thrown. Nothing to do, no one to talk to, and no one has tried to take over the position of Overlord in about a decade. 'It is boring now.' Laharl thinks to himself. 'I can't talk to Flonne or Etna, they have gone shopping. My vassals have the castle running smoothly, I can't yell at them. I have defeated Baal, and I have been the 'Lord of Terror' for about 50 years. Even when he came back as a super strong prinny, I was still able to beat him 1 on 1. I need an adventure soon, or I will snap!' Laharl thinks angrily. He pulls out a Cosmic Blade, and is thinking about using it to destroy a wall. 'It might not be the strongest blade I have,' Laharl thought to himself 'But it is enough to cause some havoc around this place.' He pulls his blade back, and jumps into the air while performing multiple back flips. He then charges energy into his blade, and aims it at his door. "Eat this!" he yells, and launches a wave of pure green energy at the door. 'This is one way to get rid of some anger.' Laharl thought, just as his door opened. "Laharl! Dood!" said a prinny running inside, who notices the wave of pure green energy going straight for him. "Holy shit, Dood!" yelled the prinny, right before it nailed him head on. 'Well, I'm not the one paying for him to be reincarnated.' Thought Laharl as he ran to the prinny.

"Prince!" yelled a feminine voice from the hallway. 'Ah crap, I don't want to have to deal with Etna right now, is there a way I can escape this?' Laharl thought, as he had destroyed one of Etna's favorite prinny's. "There is a way you can escape." Laharl heard the voice behind him. Laharl whipped around, and had a fire ball collected in his hand. "Who is there! Show yourself!" Laharl said in an imperial tone. All of a sudden, a green floating ball of energy appears eye level with Laharl. "Wow," Laharl said in an amazed voice "I didn't think you would actually do it. You aren't that good of an assassin are you?" The floating ball seemed to turn a darker shade of green, and yelled back "If I was an assassin, I would have killed you already!" Laharl just laughed. "You honestly think you can kill me? That's a laugh. Now, what is it you want, if you are not here to assassinate me?" The green ball of energy grew even darker, seemingly a mix of dark green and black. "I will prove to you I can kill you!" It said, and then it charged Laharl. When it got into range, Laharl smacked it with his hand, and sent the thing into the wall. "All right! That was just warm up! Here I go again!" it screamed before it charged again. Laharl just smacked it into the ground.

'It was interesting the first time, but now I am just bored.' Laharl thought as he smacked that thing into the ground again. Laharl decided to talk to it, it wasn't that entertaining anymore. "Look, you said you had a way I can escape, what is it?" The thing turned black and yelled out "I won't tell you until you say I am stronger than you!" 'What is this things damage?' Laharl thought to himself. "Prince!" He heard Etna yell again. 'What do I have to lose?' Laharl thought "Fine, you are stronger than me, now, how do we get out of here?" Laharl says impatiently. "YES!" the floating light screams. "I knew I was stronger than you!" Laharl gets a 'why me?' face on him, and says in an impatient tone again "So, how do we get out of here?" The light stopped its dancing, or whatever it was doing, and turns a bright red. "Umm…yeah…Sorry about that. Anyway, I was sent to ask you, do you want to go on an adventure?" Laharl was starting to get really ticked, and he screams at the thing "YES! I want to go on a damn adventure, I am getting bored, I need something new, and an adventure is just what I need. So, GET US OUT OF HERE!" Laharl screamed with a red glow in his eyes. The light turned a shade of blue, "Ok, ok!" It said in a scared voice "I'll get you out of here!" All of a sudden, a white light rips out of the light, and hits Laharl in the face, and then a black vortex appears above Laharl. The strange light is chanting, sounded something like 'the holy creator, banish this soul!' over and over again. Laharl got scared, 'banish?' then complete blackness engulfed him.

Laharl woke up, and noticed that he wasn't alone straight off. There were seven others with him. 'So, I am not the only one who needed an adventure.' He thought with a hint of amusement. Then the strange light came floating into the center. "Good evening gentlemen!" It said in a cheery voice. All eyes snapped to the light. "You eight have been selected to form a team in a tournament! Isn't it exciting?" All eight of the people there glare at the thing. "Just tell us what is going on." Said a voice to Laharl's right. Laharl looks, and he sees someone that resembles a human form, except he had a few distinct differences. He had claws, he has whiskers, and he had a fox tail protruding from his back. Not something humans normally have. He had a spiky hairstyle of blonde hair, and it looked a little strange. He looked about fourteen years old, but his face held more horrors and sadness than most people can dream of. He also had on some orange pants and an orange jacket on. It might have looked a little silly, but the way he held himself told you he wouldn't hesitate to kill you, so Laharl decided to wait and see if he was a threat. That and he has the feeling of a demon about him, 'I wonder who he is?' Thought Laharl. The light stayed perfectly still. "Have some patience Naruto, all will be explained in time." 'So, the orange clad guy was called Naruto? I will remember that.' Laharl thought

"Anyway!" said the strange light "You eight have been selected for a tournament, you are one of the multiple teams, and you will be competing against the other teams! All that has to happen is that one of your members has to live at the end of this thing! If any of you die, it is permanent! Isn't that exciting!" It is practically screaming. None of the eight people there look amused. At all. "Er…right…Anyways, I will leave you people alone so that you can get to know each other. By the way, it is an all male team for a reason, we don't want there to be some relationships in the group, so we stick it to all of one gender. It is either all male or all female groups, good luck!" After saying that, the strange light disappears. The eight remaining contestants all look at one another. 'All of these people are rather strong looking.' Laharl thought to himself. Then Laharl grins "This is turning out to be an interesting development.' The guy in orange stepped up first. "All right, since we have to get to know each other, I might as well go first. My name is Naruto, just in case you missed it when the floating lamp post said it." Laharl let out a chuckle. He was starting to like this guy. "I used to be human, until an ass hole of a cloud ninja used something on me, and turned me into a half demon. I am a ninja, don't let the orange clothes fool you, a good ninja can hide in any place with any clothes on, so live with the color. I am here because I need a break from hunting down the said ass hole cloud ninja. My dream is two fold, I want vengeance, and I want to be the leader of my village to earn their respect, you get in my way, and I won't hesitate to kill you." 'This guy is definitely someone to get to know.' Laharl thought to himself. Naruto took a step back, and opened the floor to whoever went next.

Laharl took a step forward, and all eyes looked at him. "Look, my name is Laharl. I am a half demon as well." The others took in his appearance. He looked like a fourteen year old kid, but they could also tell he had killed a good many in his life. He had a red cape behind him that seemed to float around, even though there was no wind around them. He had no shirt on, which showed them all that he had a six pack, a sure sign that he has at least trained himself, and some really short shorts on. He had a small hint of red around his eyes, and he has some pointy ears. "I have achieved my dream. I am the Overlord of the Netherworld, I have conquered multiple dimensions, and I have beaten Baal and become the 'Lord of Terror.' I have gone on this 'adventure' because I am bored, and I need something to do to pass the time. That, and I hope someone else has become the Overlord, that way when I do get back, I can kick his ass. I am killing two birds with one stone, in a sense." Laharl steps back, and waits for another person to take charge, and introduce themselves.

A man with red hair steps forward. He has white pants on, a black undershirt, but the creepy part about him was that he had a PINK outer shirt on. He looks about seventeen years old. 'Is he gay?' Laharl thought to himself. Not only did he have a pink outer shirt, he had on a pink armlet on each of his arms. He also had a white headband on. However, he had some muscle, so he wasn't to be underestimated. He might have looked cooler, but then he talked. "Hi everybody!" He said in a very happy voice. "My name is Zelos, and I am a swordsman. I don't really have a dream, because I prefer to live life to its fullest. I am pretty strong, at least I think I am, and I also am pretty decent with magic. I have a hobby, but I don't think that you need to know what it is, so I won't bother telling you!" Suddenly, a person who looks about sixteen walks up, and smacks Zelos in the head. "What you don't want to tell anyone, is that you are a pervert Zelos!" Saying that, The sixteen year old looking man picks up Zelos, and throws him to the side, muttering "lousy perverted comrade."

The sixteen year old person, who stood up, had on a red shirt. He had on red gloves, and a strange blue sphere attached to the glove on his left glove. 'Wait, that guy, Zelos, also had one of those things on his hand.' Laharl thought. 'They probably already know each other.' He had on some navy blue overalls, and had a crop of brown messy hair. He had a sword on each side of his leg. 'I guess that those things aren't for show.' Laharl thought to himself. "My name is Lloyd. I am an even better swordsman than my companion." Laharl realized something. 'He isn't saying that in a gloating manner, just saying a fact. Don't underestimate him at all.' "My dream is a simple one, to have as many adventures as I can have in my life. Eventually, I might settle down, but until then, I plan to have an exciting life. What I don't like, for starters are perverts." He glares at Zelos who takes a step back with a sheepish grin on his face. "And I really hate those who pick on others because they are weaker." After saying that, he turns around and walks away. Laharl picked up some information by watching him walk away. 'He walks like a panther stalking his prey, and his muscles ripple while he walks. He is an experienced warrior. Wow, how did I miss two humans who have those abilities?"

Then, a man in a strange outfit stepped forward. He had on a strange looking device on his head, sort of like a gas mask, but at the same time, looked like an infra red scanner. He had on a skin tight suit, with a bunch of pockets. He had a strange looking gun strapped to his side, and he had a couple strange looking devices with pins attached to him. It is impossible to tell what age he is, because all his gear hides his face and body. "My name is Hunk." It was a funny name, however, there was something about the way he said it, that demanded respect. 'Don't piss this guy off.' Laharl thought to himself. "Don't mess with me, and we will all be ok, got it?" He doesn't even bother to wait for a response, as he walks off, leaving all of them their, just staring after him. 'Well,' Laharl thought to himself 'That was short, sweet, and to the point. Does he even have a personality to go with that suit?"

Then, a man who looked about twenty three years old stepped forward. He had silver hair, which flowed down to about his mid back. He had on a red suit, which covered his entire body. He had the ears of a dog, and he also had what looked like a rusty katana at his side. 'That weapon would be useless in a fight.' Laharl thought to himself. His clothes covered up most of his body, but he didn't wear shoes for some odd reason. His hands were folded over, and hidden inside his clothes. "All right, might as well get this over with. My name is Inuyasha. I am a half demon as well; there seem to be a lot of us. My dream is to collect all the shards of the Shikon Jewel, so that I can become a full demon. Other than that, I don't really see a need to explain all about myself to you. I am, I would say, a bounty hunter at best." Saying that, the man named Inuyasha stepped back, and opened up the floor for the remaining two. No one moved for about a minute, and then a man stepped forward.

He had on a brown leather jacket, and a black under shirt on. He had on some black pants on, that clung to his skin. He had a couple guns on him, and some other objects that looked a little strange, but it was impossible to identify them or what they did. 'Man, what is it with these people?' Laharl thought to himself 'They seem to get weirder and weirder each time.' The man looked about twenty five, and had dirty blonde hair on him. He looked like one of those male models used to advertise a type of skin product. However, he looked like he knew how to handle the weapons he had on him, and he also had a haunted face, as though he had gone through Hell. Twice. "My name is Leon, and I am probably a zombie hunter." 'Well, that explains why he looks like a haunted spirit.' Laharl thought to himself. 'I would have a hard time fighting them all the time, even though they are pretty much pansies. They always seem to be endless.' "My favorite hobby, is surviving. I seem to do that a lot, and always just barely. My dream, to die of old age, and not become zombie chow." Saying that, Leon stepped back, for the last guy to come forward.

He didn't come forward for about two minutes, but no one was really in a hurry. However, Laharl and Naruto appeared to be getting impatient. He stepped forward, and it was a man with silver hair, in a sort of bowl cut that was longer in the back. However, he made the look seem badass. He had a red jacket on, and some black pants. He had two pistols at his back and a sword with a skull at the hilt on his back. "My name is Dante, and I too am a half demon. Heh, you would think there were fewer of us." He said in an amused tone. Then he pulls out a coin, and flips it into the air. "All right, it goes like this, it lands on heads, I tell you about myself, it lands on tails, I won't bother giving you details." The coin flips in the air, and Dante catches it, and flips it onto his wrist. Then he looks at it. "Well, it looks like I spill the beans." Was all he said. 'Does he need to flip a coin to see if he should tell us about himself?' Laharl thought to himself. "Right, you people know my name, so I will tell you about other things. I am a demon hunter, so the other three half demons had better not piss me off. My dream, well, it is to find an opponent worthy to face. Almost anything I face falls just short of my expectations. I also have a tendency to make life altering decisions by flipping a coin." Saying that, he stepped back. Laharl spoke up, "Right, so now I have a vague description of everyone, I just have one question." Laharl turns to look at Zelos. "Zelos, are you gay?"

Lloyd just started to laugh, and Zelos seemed to get really pissed off. "Of course I am not gay! Didn't you listen to Lloyd? I am a pervert!" When Lloyd stopped laughing, he said "You know Zelos, it isn't that good to be a pervert anyway." Laharl spoke up again "I was just saying, you DO have a lot of pink on you, so I kind of thought it was possible." Zelos seemed to get even more pissed, and the other appeared to be getting amuse, except Hunk who just looked on as though this happened daily where he came from. Then, a light shot out in the middle of where they were standing, and that strange light appeared again. "Good, you are all getting to know each other! Anyway, I just came here to take you people to the place you will be calling home until this tournament is over." They were about to take off, but Laharl stopped them. "Wait a second, Weird light thing, when you transported me here, you talked about banishing me, what was that all about?" Laharl asked a little curious. "Well…you see…I just chanted that to scare you!" Laharl seemed to have a red aura radiate off of his body, and he screamed "WHAT DID YOU SAY!" The strange light thing just laughed nervously, and said. "Well, let's get going!" Saying that, a white light expanded in all directions, engulfed the eight people, and disappeared.

General Badaxe- Man, we would make this funnier, except that it is just the prologue, so we had to get everyone introduced. Sorry, we will make the next chapter funnier.

R.E.-Wolf-yeah. This will be a lot funnier when we are really into the story. This was still pretty good for a prologue though.

General Badaxe-Yeah, I enjoyed hitting the prinny with dimension slash. Anyway, to those of you who know about Naruto, but wonder why he is a half demon, read my fic 'Caged Fox' to understand. However, it is rated 'M' so if you are underage, I really don't care if you read it. But, you can't yell at me for not warning you in advance.

R.E.-Wolf-ditto

General Badaxe-That 'ditto' shit is starting to get on my nerves. Anyway, 'Caged Fox' is one I wrote alone, so you can't claim any ownership to it!

R.E.-Wolf-ditto! Ddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttooooooooooo!

General Badaxe-That's it, Pulls out big ass axe. you had better run fast you damn pokemon.

R.E.-Wolf-shit.

General Badaxe-Damn straight. Anyway, if you want, leave a review, or don't you will find out quick enough that I really don't care if you leave one. My brother loves them though.

R.E.-Wolf-so? I love comments and flames will be unnoticed.

Pink Blob-DITTO!

General Badaxe- Why that little…(Scene censored out, so that the fic can be rated T. Sorry for the interruption.)