General Badaxe- Yeah, I agree, the first chapter sucked. I just wanted to get intros out of the way. My bro can't exactly put his two cents in right now; he has gone to summer camp. Sucks to be him. I am not really surprised most people quit after the first one either. So, I can only update and hope people make it past the first one. Those who know me know I won't quit until the fic is done. As long as one person likes it, I will write if only for that person. So, without further delay, here is the fic. Oh yeah, and I do plan to use Laharl's sword moves, didn't anyone notice the dimension slash in the first chapter?

Laharl woke up in his bedroom. 'Geez, this coffin just gets softer and softer every time I sleep in it.' When he looks around, he notices that he isn't in his room, and gets up suddenly and yells out "WAIT A SECOND! Oh yeah, strange light thing transported me to fight in the tournament of champions. Wait…then I really did go to Candyland! Wait…Those guys told me that was my room…THEY ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

Zelos is in the kitchen, when he hears a door explode, and a huge wave of killer intent radiate down the hallway. 'Looks like Laharl woke up.' Zelos thought with a grin. Zelos feels the intent getting stronger. 'Wow, he must be really pissed, unless…' Suddenly Laharl rushes into the kitchen and locks eyes with Zelos. Laharl has a face of pure rage, his pupils have gone completely red, his cape is flaring above his head, his fangs seem to be sharper, and he is clenching his fists around his sword. Zelos got scared really fast.

"ZELOS!" Laharl yells in a demonic voice. Zelos, being the strong and smart warrior he is, turns around and runs down the hallway. Zelos is rushing along the hallway, with a really pissed Laharl coming after him. Zelos sees Inuyasha down the hallway, and yells out "RUN!"

Inuyasha turns his head, and notices Zelos running down the hallway. "Zelos, why are you so scared?" Zelos runs past Inuyasha, and Inuyasha looks at where Zelos came from. He sees Laharl, running after him with a huge killer intent, and decides he should run as well. However, he is too slow, and Laharl boots him into the air. Inuyasha is flying in the air in the hallway, and Laharl runs up the wall. Then, he jumps off the wall, and slashes Inuyasha, jumps off another wall, and slashes him again. Laharl jumps off two more walls, slashes Inuyasha two more times, and put a timer on the energy in the last slash. When Laharl hits the ground, Inuyasha is still in the air. Suddenly energy released from the last slash, and an explosion followed, and Inuyasha hit the ground groaning in pain. Laharl takes off, and continues to run after Zelos. "I am never…Pissing off…Laharl again…" Inuyasha said out loud, and then he groaned in pain.

Zelos is still running, when he looks behind him and sees Laharl is still chasing after him. Zelos found energy he never knew he had, and begins to run even faster. Unfortunately for him, Laharl just found his accelerator, and put it on. Laharl gained a lot of speed, and lands in front of Zelos. Suddenly, Laharl rushes forward even faster than with the accelerator equipped, he rushes past Zelos, and then back flips to his original spot. Zelos stood perfectly still for a moment, and then cuts appeared all over his body, and he falls to the ground in pain. Laharl looks at Zelos for a couple of seconds, and then he runs after the others, he still has five more to go.

Laharl rushes back to the kitchen, because everyone else has to go there eventually. 'Damn it, Dante accidentally destroyed the stove and microwave with a bag of popcorn, what am I supposed to eat?' Laharl thought to himself. He went over to the fridge, and opened it. He sees that most of the good stuff is either something you need to boil water for, or it is something that needs to be put in a microwave. Laharl pulls out a microwavable pizza, and thinks to himself. 'Well, this might work.'

Laharl sets the pizza on the broken stove, without the box and plastic around it, and a fireball appears in his hand. He launches the fireball at the pizza, and gets rid of it as soon as it touches the pizza. The pizza is somehow fully cooked, and ready to eat. 'I can't believe that worked. To think I got the idea from Etna when she set me on fire while we were chasing after Flonne. I never did punish either of them for that come to think of it. I should remedy that when I get back.' Laharl thought to himself with a nod.

Suddenly three people entered, it was Hunk, Leon, and Lloyd. "Wow, looks like Laharl somehow got the stove and microwave to work. How did you do it?" Lloyd asked him.

Laharl slowly took his sword, and said in a voice strained with anger, "Like this." Suddenly, Laharl flew backwards and high into the air. Energy surrounds him and enters his body. Suddenly, Laharl fly's back at them with his sword, and slams his sword into the ground as he passes them, bringing with him a rain of rocks and fire, followed by an explosion. "THAT WAS FOR SENDING ME TO CANDYLAND!" Laharl yells at them.

Lloyd, Hunk, and Leon were slammed into the wall, and it would leave indents of their figures when they finally got out. "Now, where are Dante and Naruto?" Laharl asks himself, as he enters the hallway.

Laharl starts walking down the hallway, and senses two forces fighting each other somewhere down the hall. He runs to the spot, to find out what is going on. He opens the door to the room he sense the fighting, and sees Dante and Naruto fighting each other. Laharl decides to watch from the sidelines, those two don't notice him as they have their little training exercise.

Dante runs up the wall, flips off of it, and pulls out his two pistols and fires them at Naruto. Naruto responds by putting his tail in front of him, and deflects the bullets off of them. Then an ice spear appears in Naruto's hands, and he throws it at Dante. Dante rolls out of the way, and says "You missed." Naruto gets a grin on his face, and says "Think again." Dante looks behind him, and sees the spear open up! Then a bunch of ice shard spring out of the spear, and smash into Dante. Then a fireball appears in Naruto's hand, and he launches it at Dante.

Dante put his hand in front of him, and a strange yellow pattern appears, and absorbs the fireball! Dante's wounds seem to have healed a little too. Then Dante lunges at Naruto, his sword drawn. It was a long sword that has a skull at the hilt of it. Naruto has a ball of fire in his hands, and then it forms into a blade of pure fire! The flames lick to the top of the blade, but for some reason, it doesn't burn Naruto at all. Then the blades collide. Sparks are flying from the clash, and the two appear to be blurs as their swords dance closer and closer to each other. Suddenly, a fireball appears on the end of Naruto's tail, and he slams it into Dante's face. Dante goes flying back, and then he pulls out a rocket launcher. He fires a rocket at Naruto, who puts up his tail. Not a wise thing to do, but he has never seen a rocket launcher either. The rocket hit his tail, and explodes, sending Naruto flying backwards, where he smashes into the wall.

Dante then disappears, and appears directly above Naruto, and slashes his sword downward. Naruto made a couple of hand seals, and when Dante cut Naruto in half, it got replaced with a log. Naruto appears behind Dante, and wraps his tail around Dante. Then he slams Dante into the wall, who uses his feet to jump back at Naruto, and smashes him in the gut with his head. Naruto drops Dante, who appears above Naruto again.

Naruto grabs Dante's foot with his hands, flips Dante and smashes him face first into the ground. Then Naruto jumps high into the air, has his feet touch the ceiling, and launches himself off of it, and come down knee first. Dante rolls out of the way, and then lunges at the spot with his sword drawn. Naruto switched position so that he lands feet first, and the he lunged at Dante when he landed, and then the two froze. Dante had his sword at Narutos throat, but Naruto had his claws at Dante's face as well. "Well, looks like it is a stalemate." Naruto said.

"Yeah, that was a pretty good workout." Dante said. "We should do it again sometime."

Naruto just grinned, and said "You can count on that." The two warriors turned at the door with weapons drawn, when they heard someone clapping. They saw Laharl at the entrance, clapping his hands together.

"Well, it is nice to know that at least two people on my team can fight. I don't have to pick up your slack. However, I still hate you people for putting me in Candyland!" Saying that, Laharl does a lot of back flips into the air, and charges energy into his blade. Then he yell out "DIE!" Then Laharl launches a wave of pure green energy at the two warriors. Dante rolls out of the way and a red shield appeared around Naruto. The green wave hits Naruto, whose shield takes most of the impact, but some of it still hits Naruto, but only a small cut appears down his chest.

"Damn, that hurt." Naruto said, as his wound healed right up. "We didn't know you would take it so badly, it was just a joke after all."

"You people didn't have to send me to Candyland of all places! Couldn't you people have sent me to a place that was right in the middle of a war or something? I would have preferred that!" Laharl said in a slightly angry tone. Then Laharl closes his eyes, and opens them and shows they are back to normal. "All right, since I have calmed down, I don't have a giant urge to kill everyone in this lace. Anyway, pizza is ready."

Laharl walks back to the kitchen, with Naruto and Dante right behind him. "How did you get the stuff fixed?" Naruto asked him.

"I didn't." Laharl answered back.

"Then how is pizza ready?" Naruto asked him.

"I used a fireball to cook it." Laharl said to him in an inpatient tone.

"Oh." Was all Naruto said, while he thought 'Why didn't I think of that?'

The trio enter the kitchen, and see that the rest of the group get into a defensive stance when Laharl enters. "Guy's I am done with my rampage, you can put the guard down." Laharl says in a cheery tone.

The group puts down their defensive stance, but still keeps their eyes on Laharl. Laharl gets a slice of pizza, and when he is eating it, he can feel their eyes on him. "If you people don't stop staring at me…" Laharl says in a low and dangerous tone. "Then I will kick all of your asses!" He screams suddenly.

Everyone stops looking at Laharl, and continues to eat the pizza he cooked. No talk was going on; all the warriors kept what they were thinking to themselves. Suddenly, a small glowing light appears in the center of the room. "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!" It screeches, only to have two fireballs, a couple shockwaves, bullets, and a chair thrown at it.

"What side of the bed did you people wake up on!" The glowing light yelled at them.

"The one where you don't want to piss us off right now." Inuyasha said in a growl.

"What does the tooth fairy have for us today?" Laharl asked it.

"I am NOT the tooth fairy!" The glowing light yelled at him. "However, my cousin is the tooth fairy, while I believe my brother is cupid. I don't know for certain, but I also believe that my father is-"

"SHUT UP! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY!" Laharl screams. "FOR ALL I CARE, THEY COULD BE SHOT AND I WOULD SAY GOOD RIDDANCE! NOW, WHY ARE YOU HERE!" Laharl doesn't appear to be taking much today, to any reader who couldn't tell he was in a bad mood.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FAMILY!" The glowing light screamed back at him. "WHY IF I HAD THE CHOICE, YOU WOULD BE DISQUALIFIED! Anyway, back to why I came here, your team's first fight is today. You are facing a team of women, so good luck!" Saying that, the fairy disappeared.

"It doesn't take them long to get organized does it?" Lloyd asked his teammates.

"Who cares?" Zelos said in an excited voice. "We are going to fight women! Hopefully, a couple of them will be hot, and have very little clothes on!"

Lloyd walks over, and smacks Zelos in the head. "That is for being a pervert!" Lloyd says after Zelos is holding his head where he smacked it.

"Well, that does give me one question in mind." Laharl said. The group looks at him. "How come in video games, whenever you equip a female with armor, the armor doesn't cover the stomach, barely covers the breasts, and shows her thighs, but a male warrior becomes engulfed in the armor, you can then barely see his face, but they get the same defense bonus! It just doesn't make sense!" Laharl started to scream at the end.

"You want to know why?" Leon asks. "It is because the video game world is run by perverts apparently." Saying that, Leon started to leave the room.

"Where are you going Leon?" Dante asks him.

"Well, our first match is today, I might as well get a small training session in. Oh yeah, Dante, Naruto, you two should take a bath, you two stink." After saying that, Leon leaves the group.

Naruto and Dante sniff themselves, and then both of them hold their nose and blow air away. "I really do need a bath…" Both of them mutter, as they go to get one.

Time passes, and what was Laharl doing all of this time? He was meditating. Why was he meditating? 'This is so damn confusing.' Laharl thought to himself. 'You would think that I would get something better for being the Lord of Terror. Maybe just one new move, or a special ability. But no, I just get a title. Oh well, I haven't needed another move from the eight I have, but I would like something that is a little…new.' After thinking about it, Laharl gets up, and walks to a window and looks outside. He sees a bird fly into the air, singing a song of peace and happiness. It makes Laharl sick. He turns away, and walks back into his room.

'So, my team is facing a team of women. Great, I had better fight one that isn't too well…endowed. I have that stupid weakness after all.' Laharl thought to himself, when a white light appears in the middle of his room. Laharl just looks at it, and thinks to himself 'Damn it, do I have to go to the arena this way? I hate it, it is just a place of pure darkness, and I can't see a thing in there. Oh well, might as well get going.' After thinking that, Laharl steps into the portal.

As he enters, blackness engulfs him, and he can't see a thing. Then he gets dropped on his ass, in front of his team, and the opposing team. Laharl mutters something about 'Glowing light is going to die.' Then a giant glowing light appears between the two teams.

"Will the team leaders pleased come up!" The giant glowing light says.

Laharl gets up, and walks to the center of the arena. He sees who the other leader is, and he is surprised. All he thinks about however, is 'Thank God that she has a small chest.'

He walks up, and says "Look, how does this battle go?" Laharl asked the big glowing light.

"It is simple. You two leaders decide how the match will be fought, how many on how many, and simple rules like that. It is really easy actually!" Saying that, the glowing light disappeared, and reappeared at a chair fir for a king at the top of the stadium.

Laharl looks around, and sees that there are other demons, angels, human, and a bunch of other races in the stadium, there to watch the fight. A lot of noise came from the stadium, because the crowd was talking. 'Didn't know we attracted such a crowd.'

"HEY PRINCE!" A voice yelled from the crowd. Laharl's face twisted to one of disbelief and surprise.

"ETNA! IF THAT IS YOU, WHY ARE YOU UP THERE AND NOT HELPING ME?" Laharl screams at the voice, his face going to one of anger.

The noise dies in the stadium, and Etna says in her normal voice. "We were given the choice to watch you fight, as long as we don't interfere!" Etna said in a cheery voice.

"Wait, what do you mean 'we?'" Laharl asked her.

"Simple prince, Flonne went to get us snacks. Hope you put on a good show!" Etna said in a cheery voice. "Anyway," Etna said as an after thought, and then she put a bit of a cruel sound into her voice. "It should be really easy for the 'Lord of Terror' to wipe the floor with that other team."

A ripple of murmurs spread across the stadium. They sounded a lot alike, such as "This kid is the 'Lord of Terror', and "No way, he is only a kid." Laharl stood in the middle of the stadium, as he heard all of this. Suddenly, Laharl began to laugh, and all conversation stopped.

"Eh he he, ah ha ha ha, HA HA HA!" His laugh became even louder, and sounded like something you would only hear in your worst nightmares. "That is funny Etna; I have never heard you call me by one of my proper titles!" Laharl said when he got his breathe back.

Etna grins, and says "I will use your proper titles, only if it gets people to fear me, and possibly you."

"Etna, you are still a blackmailing sneaky backstabber. You truly are one of my best vassals aren't you?" Laharl said with a bit of mirth in his eyes.

"You only get the best Prince." Etna said, and then she broke out laughing. It sounded almost as bad as Laharl's, but not as bad. Suddenly, an explosion appeared in the stands, and then Zelos came flying in front of Laharl, Zelos somehow got into the stands.

"Zelos!" Laharl yells at him. "What were you doing in the stands?" Laharl asked him.

"Well Laharl, you see, I went up to the snack bar, and I saw a pretty lady, so I went over and introduced myself and well, she got really pissed at me, and blew me across the stadium." Zelos said.

"By 'introduce yourself', you mean you hit on her multiple times." Lloyd said from the sidelines.

"That is not true!" Zelos yelled at him.

"Yes it is!" A voice from the stands yelled.

Laharl looked over, and yelled out "Hey Flonne, was this guy hitting on you?"

Flonne looked over, and yelled "Laharl! How is it going? Congratulations on being picked for a tournament! Anyway, yeah, I went to the snack bar to get some popcorn for me and Etna, when this guy walks over and hits on me multiple times. I asked him to stop a couple of times, but when he didn't get a clue, I kind of blew him across the stadium." She said in a cheery voice.

Laharl looks over at Zelos, and says. "Zelos, if you hit on my vassals again, I am going to royally kick your ass. A lot worse than when you sent me to Candyland by the way."

"Hey Prince!" Etna yelled. "When did you go to Candyland?"

"I went when these idiots tricked me into going into the wrong door." Laharl yelled at her. "I took care of it though."

"By 'took care of it,'" Flonne said "You basically kicked their asses, right?"

Laharl just grinned. "Maybe." He said in an innocent tone.

Etna and Flonne just laughed.

"Hey! We were deciding the matches!" The team leader for the opposing team said. Laharl looked her over. She was wearing an old uniform, with a dragon on the back. She had shoulder length brown hair, her legs look like she has been running triathlons continually, and her arms have some muscle on them, but not any more than Laharl is used to. She had a flat chest, so Laharl didn't have to worry about it. "Yeah, yeah, we can get on with it. Do you have a problem with me talking to my vassals?" Laharl asked

"Yes I have a problem with it!" She said. "It means that you don't consider me a threat!" She was yelling at him by the end of it.

"If you really want to know," Laharl told her. "I don't really consider you a threat. I am pretty sure that one of my vassals could kick your ass, you should be honored that I am the one beating you down." Laharl told her, with an aura of superiority around him.

"Why you!" She yelled out.

"Enough you two." The big light said, reappearing in the middle of them. "You two need to decide how the match will be fought."

"OK!" said the brown haired girl. "How about one on one matches, but we fight all of them, and the winner is the one with the most wins by the end. Ways of losing are ring out, knock out, or even death."

"Why don't we have it till someone's team gets five wins?" Laharl asks her.

She grins, as she says "My entire team wants to fight. So, I couldn't hurt them by us beating you that early can I?"

"You are too cocky." Laharl told her. "Fine, we will play by your rules. Don't cry to me when your team loses." Laharl walks away, and then the girl yells at him.

"HEY! Where are you going?" She yells at him.

Laharl doesn't turn around, as he says "I want to fight the strongest on your team, not the person who got picked as team leader. Fight me when you are stronger."

This pisses off the girl, as she charges him. "I will show you who is stronger!" Then she pulls out a saber she had in her sleeve.

Laharl doesn't even turn around, as he yells at the stands. "FLONNE! If you would be so kind."

"Sure thing Laharl!" She yells at him in a cheerful voice. Flonne jumps into the air, and a seal appears in front of her, she puts her hand into the seal, points it right behind Where Laharl will be, and yells out "I won't hold back!" Then a bunch of feathers slam into the ground behind Laharl, and the girl stops charging him, as the feathers explode, leaving behind a crater.

"Like I said," Laharl told her, as she begins to sweat heavily. "My vassals could kick your ass, what chance do you have against me? None, that's what, be glad that she didn't kill you, she had every right." Laharl said, as he started to walk away again.

"She isn't allowed to interfere!" The brown haired girl yelled at him.

"You are wrong." Laharl said while walking away. "She is not allowed to interfere with the matches, we weren't having a match, so she was allowed to interfere. Fight me when you are stronger. Know this though, I fight for keeps." Then Laharl jumped off the arena, and went to his team.

The only sound that could be heard in the stadium, was the sound of Flonne giggling.

Then, the brown haired girl walked to her team, and then a girl with blonde hair got up, she had a scythe on her back, a black cloak so that you couldn't see what else was on her. She had piercing blue eyes, and said "I am strong enough to face any one on your team! Even if you had a demon with you, I could kill him too!" She said with a force in her voice, that demanded respect.

"Laharl, I want that one." Laharl looked over, only to see that Naruto had a mask on, a pair of gloves, and a cloak that hid his features. You couldn't tell he was a demon.

"Very well Naruto, she is all yours." Laharl told him.

Naruto walked over to the stadium, and jumped onto the stage. He walked over to the center of the arena, facing the blonde woman. "Why don't you pull off that mask of your, and reveal to me your sorry face!" It was more of a challenge than a question.

"I only reveal my face to those who are worthy of it. You are too weak to even hit me." Naruto told her in a calm manner.

"Big words from such a little man." She said in a taunting manner.

"One problem," Naruto told her. "I am taller than you."

"What has that got to do with anything?" She asked him.

"If you consider someone taller than you as 'little', then you have a problem." Naruto said to her.

"No one is taller than the last person standing!" She said to him.

"True." Was all Naruto said to her.

"BEGIN!" A voice from out of nowhere yelled out.

The blonde woman picked up her scythe, and charged at Naruto. Naruto just stood there, and didn't make any moves. The blonde girl brought her scythe back, and slammed it into Naruto, and blood spurt from him, as the scythe went point first into his stomach.

"I told you!" She yelled at him. "You fool! You wouldn't even move! Now you die!" Then she started to give an evil laugh.

"You know, you really should make sure you catch the real one of me if you are going to do that." Naruto told her.

She looks up, and sees that he is still at the end of her scythe. "Huh?" She says intelligently.

"Behind you." Naruto said.

She looked behind her, and saw Naruto standing there, unhurt at all. She looked in front of her, and saw that she still had her scythe in someone that looked just like him.

"You were a fool, especially to underestimate a ninja." Was all Naruto said, right before he said "And that will cost you your life."

A bunch of chakra could be felt going into the clone, and then it explodes in a violent manner, and it sends her scythe into the stands, where it hits a demon square in the forehead. He drops over dead. The crowd backs away from his dead body, as a clean up crew come into the stands, and bring the body away. Everyone looks at where the explosion used to be, and saw that nothing was left of the girl who attacked Naruto. They all suppress a shudder.

Naruto walks away, and joins his side on the arena floor. "You were holding back against me." Dante said when Naruto got there.

"That may be true," Naruto said. "But you were also holding back." Naruto grinned at the last statement.

Dante grinned back at him, and said, "Yeah, you are right, I was."

Then a really fat girl comes onto the stage. She has a giant axe in her hands. She is wearing a black suit, only men would usually wear. She is really big, and it looks like a hamburger patty makes up her hand. Her fingers look like really big sausages, her belly looks like a beer gut, and her face can only be described at 'ugly', but you have to multiply it ten times over.

"I will fight this one." Zelos said.

Everyone looked at him surprised. "I thought you would want to fight a really good looking one." Lloyd said.

"I want to, I won't lie to you." Zelos said. "However, I couldn't bring myself to fight a pretty girl at full power. I don't want to burden the team, so I am going to fight the ugly one." Everyone on his team, just stared at him. "That and I want to be able to look at the hot women on the other team without having to watch for fists, blades, feet, etc."

Zelos just jumps onto the stage, and walks to the center. "I will be your opponent." Zelos told her, and then he brought out a shield that glowed with light, and a sword that was a hilt with a laser blade coming out of the center.

"BEGIN!" Yelled the voice that comes from out of nowhere.

Zelos and the fat girl didn't move at all. They just stared at one another. After about a minute, the crowd started to jeer, and curse and a couple threw objects into the stadium. Then Zelos lifted his hand, and started to chant words that nobody could understand. The girl with the axe just stood there, staring at him. "Now you die!" Zelos suddenly yelled. Then he spins around, and thrusts the hand with the sword into the air and yells out "GRAVE!"

Suddenly, a spire of rock hits the girl into the air, and then when she is still in the air, more spires erupt from the ground, and slam into her from the sides. Then, all the spires retreat into the ground and it looks as though nothing happened to it, like the attack was some kind of illusion. However, the blood flowing from the girl couldn't have been an illusion. "Your good." The girl said. Then the holes in her closed up, and she was completely healed. "But not good enough."

She slams her axe into the ground, and send a bunch of rocks at Zelos, who blocks them with his shield. Then the fat girl charges him, and slams his shield with her axe, and sends him flying across the field. Then she runs even faster than before, which seems impossible for someone of her girth. Then she lifts her fist, and smashes Zelos into the ground. His body is inside the arena, and it is going to leave an indent. A couple of the people in the crowd groan in sympathy for him.

The fat girl walks away, and says "It is over." Then she continues to walk away.

"It isn't over until you sing." Zelos called out.

The fat girl turned around, her axe in her hand, and said "How are you able to get up?"

Zelos just looked at her, not as a lecher, not as a man to woman, but as a warrior appraising his opponent. His eyes became distant and cold and he let a killer intent roar through his body. The fat girl feels the intent, and flinches. "You want to know something?" Zelos asked her. He doesn't wait for an answer, as he says "I am not completely human. I have an alternate form, and only one person has ever beaten me when I am in that form." Zelos points to his die of the arena. "See that guy in red? The one with brown hair? Well, even in my alternate form, he wiped the floor with me. He wasn't even at full strength when he did it. However, you won't be able to hurt me while I am in this form."

Then Zelos lifted his right hand, and showed the blue sphere on it. "This is an exsphere. It has the potential to unleash all the hidden abilities in someone. However, if you go far enough into it, you become even more than human." Then, drops of energy drip from the exsphere, and surround Zelos. Then the energy enters his back, and a pair of wings made entirely of orange energy sprout from his back. His wings flap, and he lifts into the air.

"You think I was strong before? I was holding back. Now, there is nothing that can stop me from beating you." Zelos said, right before he started to chant, however, everyone could understand what he was saying this time. "I call upon your holy light, to vanquish the evil before me. REPENT SINNERS! JUDGEMENT!" After saying that, Zelos throws both hands into the air, and bolts of light rain down from the sky, and smash all over the field. The axe girl is too big to dodge them, as three bolts of light strike her. She is stunned for a second, when Zelos comes flying at her at full speed, and smashes his foot into her face.

She falls backwards, and is so fat that she rolls across the arena, and falls off of the stage with a painful sounding grunt. Zelos lands, and his wings evaporate. "Don't underestimate me." Was all Zelos said, right before he started to walk away "Oh yeah, you wanted to know how I got up, it was only a simple healing spell." Zelos said, and then he joined the rest of his team.

"So, you of all people, are an angel Zelos?" Laharl asked a little curiously.

"Yeah, isn't it a little strange? Me, a pervert, an angel. Who would have thought, right Lloyd?"

"I still have a hard time believing you are an angel." Lloyd said, and then Lloyd jumped onto the stage. "I want the next fight, I don't care who it is against." Then he walks to the center of the stage.

"So, we have so far won two out of two matches. Not bad team." Laharl says.

Lloyd made it to the center of the arena, and then a woman came up to him. She has raven colored hair, a really tight leather outfit on, it left very little to the imagination. She had a whip in her right hand, and her green eyes seemed to peer into Lloyd's soul. Lloyd couldn't resist saying it, especially when he saw the whip in her hand.

Lloyd opened his big mouth, and said. "Sticks and stone may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So, tie me up and start to beat me." He grinned after saying that, and her eyes became two cold stones staring at him. Lloyd shrugged the gaze off, and pulled out two swords. One was a blue blade that looked colder than ice, and the other one was a red blade that looked hotter than the fires of Hell.

"BEGIN!" The voice yelled from out of nowhere.

Both fighters charged each other, and met in the center of the ring.

General Badaxe- Yeah, cliffhangers suck, but I have to live with them, and so do you. I will update, probably in a week or two. I have other fics to work on, so I will catch you people later.