General Badaxe- Yeah, I know, I said it might be a week or two, but I am updating sooner. GO ME! I still wish my bro was back, he can give me some pretty good ideas. He is also a talented writer, so I can count on him to finish what I start. Anyway, sorry to anyone reading this, and me giving you spoilers. It isn't intentional. Anyway, thank you kalis-nin for telling me that I have to work on my fight scenes. I could do better, but I didn't want o put my best down at the beginning. It would grow a little dull afterwards, wouldn't it? Oh yeah, and Zelos is still the way he usually acts, but there aren't many women for him to hit on in the castle is there? However, if you got far enough on T.O.S, then you would know that Zelos has a serious side. Useless-Sempai, I don't really care if you are too lazy to login, but that is the reason I didn't put Flonne and Etna on the girls team: It is too predictable, so I did something else. Hope you don't mind ;-p.
Lloyd fell face first into the ground. The girl stopped charging him, and just stared at him. Lloyd looked down, and saw the problem. "Hold on a second," Lloyd said to her. "I forgot to tie my shoelace."
The girl with the whip just stares at him, with a disbelieving look on her face. Lloyd finishes tying his shoe, picks up both of his swords, and with a bright grin on his face, says "Ok! We can continue on now."
She charges again, and Lloyd trips again. She stops again, and looks at him. Lloyd gets up again, and begins to run at her, but she stays perfectly still, and Lloyd falls again. Everyone in the stadium, and I mean EVERYONE just stare at Lloyd, who gets up, a little red in the face. Then he turns to his own team, and yells out "ZELOS! If you don't stop using wind blade on my feet while I am running, I am going to come over there, and kick your ass!"
Everyone turns to Zelos, who rubs the back of his head, and says "What? Isn't a guy allowed to have some fun?"
Laharl walks up to Zelos, and smacks him. "Zelos, if you don't stop annoying Lloyd, or anyone else for that matter, I am going to smack you." Laharl says to him.
"You already smacked me!" Zelos said, sounding like he was whining a little bit.
Laharl smacked Zelos again, and then he says "Zelos, I said shut up. If you talk you are annoying me."
"But-" Zelos begins, but Laharl smacks him again. Finally learning his lesson, Zelos stops talking, and just looks at the battle, red in the face. It isn't red from embarrassment either.
"Ok, now that that is taken care of," Lloyd says, while he turns around "We can continue with the match." After saying that, Lloyd pulls his blades into a defensive position, and then looks at Zelos.
"I am your opponent, not him." The girl with the whip said in a tight voice.
"Yeah, I know." Lloyd said while looking at Zelos. "But right now, Zelos is the bigger threat."
The girl cracks her whip, and Lloyd continues to look at Zelos. She cracks her whip two more times, but Lloyd is still looking at Zelos. "I am standing here naked." She said, and Lloyd was still looking at Zelos.
She charges, and smacks Lloyd in the back with her whip. Lloyd jumps in the air, and then runs around massaging his back. "Did you have to do that?" He asked in a complaining tone.
The girl gets red in the face, and says "YES I HAD TO! We are kind of enemies, so I would like it if you would take me seriously." She said to him in an annoyed tone.
"If that is the way you want it." Lloyd says to her.
Lloyd runs forward, but stops a couple feet short, and swings his sword, and yells out "Demon Fang!" A small shockwave flies across the ground, and then the girl jumps into the air. Lloyd then does a lot of front flips, his swords outstretched, and he yells out "Tempest!" The girl gets hit by the attack about three times, before Lloyd lands on the opposite side of where he was, and she lands on her feet, a couple of bloody gashes going across her body.
"What…was…that?" The girl said a little out of breathe.
"You wanted me to take you seriously." Was all Lloyd said, and then he charged again. He got close to her, and she wrapped her whip around his foot, and pulled. Lloyd jumped into the air, and then seemed to float for a second, before he yelled out "Rising Falcon!" And then he plummets toward her at an impossible speed, and slashes as he passes her. She has two more deep cuts on her, and is starting to have trouble stand.
"Look, it is over." Lloyd says to her. "Just give up, anymore, and I can't guarantee you will live." He said, while looking her up and down.
She looks at Lloyd, with pure fury in her eyes, and then says "I will not give up!" Then she charges Lloyd.
Lloyd gets a sad look in his eyes, and says "I am sorry." Then, when she gets close enough, Lloyd unleashes on her. He thrust into her with one sword multiple times, and yells out "Sword Rain!" Then he slams both swords into the ground, and a shockwave of red energy rises up, and Lloyd yells out "Fierce Demon Fang!" Then he slams his shoulder into her and then swings his sword across and I giant lion head tears into her, and then he jumps into the air, flips, yells out "Hunting Beast!" And slams his fist still clutching his sword into the ground, right next to her, and a wave of energy appears around Lloyd, and sends her flying.
Lloyd gets up, and looks over. She is still breathing but barely. She is still clutching her whip, and she struggles to get up. "I won't lose to you!" She cries out, barely able to stand. Lloyd walks up to her, and punches her in the face.
"You are a fool. A single match isn't worth your life, and if you think that way, then you didn't even deserve to get into the same ring as me." Lloyd said in a harsh tone. Then he walked over to the edge of the ring, and jumped off.
Lloyd walks over to his team, and Laharl says "You know, that counted as a loss for us right?"
Lloyd looks at Laharl, smiles, and says "Yeah, but I can guarantee you we still go to the next round."
Laharl looked him over, and smacked Lloyd like he did Zelos. Lloyd holds his face, and asks "What was that for?"
"That," Laharl tells him "Was because you lost our first match. You shouldn't let your emotions get the better of you."
Hunk gets on top of the arena, which surprises everyone. "I'll take the next match." Was all he said. Who was going to argue with him?
He walks to the center of the ring, and looks at his opponent. It was the team leader for their team. Hunk looked at her, and then he said "I hold nothing against you, but I am going to kill you." Then hunk pulls out a small light bluish cylinder, with a pin at one end.
The girl makes a face, and says "Oh yeah! Then do it! Words are cheap!"
(A.N. Sorry, but this is going to be a really short match. Hunk doesn't like to overexert himself. So, it is really boring. Sorry.)
"Begin!' The voice from nowhere said.
Hunk threw down the weird cylinder, and covered his eyes. Everyone looked, except Leon who also covered his eyes. Suddenly, a blinding white flash fill the arena, and everyone is blinded. When the flash ends suddenly, everyone is rubbing their eyes, trying to see again.
Hunk rushes forward, and grabs the girl's head. Then, he goes behind her, and whispers "Goodbye." He twists her head to one side, and then even sharper to the same side. Her neck snaps audibly, and everyone gets their focus back, and they look at the arena. They see Hunk standing over the girl, her neck snapped, and she is lying there dead. Hunk walks toward his team, and drops next to them. A couple of people go onto the arena stage, pick up the body, and drag it away.
"He doesn't really care about life, does he?" Laharl said to no one in particular.
"Oh, he cares about life," Leon says "He cares about his own."
Inuyasha gets up, and says, "I am taking the next match. I need to do something after watching that match. Well, the parts I could watch anyway." Inuyasha jumps onto the stage, and walks to the center.
He sees his opponent, and is a little puzzled at what he sees. He sees a girl, about eight years old, standing opposite him. She appears scared, and is looking for a better place to be. She has a skirt that goes to her knees on, it is indigo. She has a pink shirt on, with a little white bunny on it. However, Inuyasha wonders if that shirt is appropriate for someone her age, because under the little smiling bunny, it says "Get away from me you damn pedophile."
"Um, little girl, you do know that we are supposed to fight here, right?" Inuyasha asks her, a little curious.
The girl looks a little scared, and replies in a tone, a little more audible than a whisper "I know. I just can't think of a good way to kill you."
"Begin!" The voice from nowhere yells out.
The girl points her hand at Inuyasha, and her fingers become sharp, and spring at Inuyasha. Inuyasha roll away, but the fingers change direction in mid-air. Inuyasha stand there, and slashes the fingers with his claws when the fingers when get too close to him. Suddenly the little girl screams in pain. She retracts her fingers, and starts to rub them. "HOW COULD YOU BE SO MEAN!" The girl wails at him, and Inuyasha became a little uncomfortable.
"HEY!" Inuyasha yells. "This is a fighting tournament! What did you expect? Me to let you win?"
The little girl sniffles a couple of tears, and then says "Y-Yes."
Inuyasha clutches his forehead, and mutters "Of all the people I have to fight, it has to be a spoiled little girl."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" The girl yells across the arena. Suddenly, she points both hands at Inuyasha, and her ten fingers become sharp, and launch at him.
Inuyasha rushes forward, and pulls out his sword. It glows as it comes out, and got a lot larger. The hilt had a piece of fur trailing down it, and the blade became about four times its size. It had become a buster blade. "Eat this!" Inuyasha yells out, as he slashes the fingers, and then continues charging the little girl.
The girl wails, and Inuyasha stops where he is. Then, the girl points one of her bloody fingers at Inuyasha. "MOMMY! That evil man is trying to kill me!"
"THIS IS A DAMN TOURNAMENT!" Inuyasha yells out. "OF COURSE I AM TRYING TO KILL YOU!"
Booing could be heard from the crowd, cries of "Heartless bastard!" Could also be heard. Then, Inuyasha heard a voice from his own side yell out "You ass hole! How could you do that to a little girl?"
A loud smack came from his side of the field, and Inuyasha looked over. Lloyd had smacked Zelos hard. "Like you are any better!" Lloyd yells at him. "Remember the time we were going into Meltokio, and you told a ten year old girl you would get with her when she was older?"
"Yeah, but at least I said when she got older." Zelos said in his defense.
"That isn't the point Zelos!" Lloyd yelled out.
'My teammates are a bunch of morons.' Inuyasha thinks to himself.
Inuyasha turns around, and sees the little girl's fingers on the ground. He follows them, and notices that they have covered the entire field. "Oh shit." Inuyasha says out loud.
"Hasn't your mother told you not to swear!" The little girl said patronizing him.
Inuyasha runs at the little girl, and her finger bounced, or something, because suddenly Inuyasha falls forward, and the fingers wrap themselves around Inuyasha, and he gets lifted into the air.
Inuyasha dropped his sword, and it glows again. It becomes a katana, that is rusty, a little dirty, and the blade has chips all over it. The hilt looks a little worn as well. "Damn it." Inuyasha says.
"What have I told you about swearing!" The little girl says, pointing at him.
"You haven't said a thing!" Inuyasha yelled at her. "You aren't my mother after all."
Inuyasha tries to struggle out of his bonds, but to no avail. "Well? Aren't you going to continue squeezing me, so I eventually have to give up?" Inuyasha asked her.
The girl turns a shade red, and says "Well, this is a little embarrassing, but I can't squeeze you any tighter. My fingers haven't fully developed, so if I squeezed, I would hurt myself as well."
Inuyasha's jaw drops. "Are you serious!" Inuyasha yells out.
The girl turns even redder, and nods her head. Inuyasha drops his head, muttering "Stupid people, biting off more than they can chew."
Inuyasha turns his hands outward, and squeezes. The girl lets out a squeal, and let goes of Inuyasha. Inuyasha drops onto the ground, rolls over, and picks up his blade. It glows again, and became the monster sword he had pulled out earlier. Then he charges the girl again, who ducks to the ground, her head in her hands, crying out "HELP ME!"
Inuyasha doesn't stop this time, he rushes by her, and grabs the back of her shirt, and drags her along with him. Then, he appears in front of the other team, and says "You forgot this." Then he drops her onto the ground and in front of them.
Inuyasha walks to the other side of the arena, and then jumps to his teammates, and then he says "Want to know something? That match was just annoying."
The group heard someone in the crowd yell out "Heartless bastard!"
Inuyasha goes red in the face, while clenching his fist, and then turns around, and yells out "Hey asshole! Why don't you get down here and say that to my face!" The stadium gets quieter, and no one is yelling at Inuyasha. "That's what I thought." Inuyasha said in a smug tone.
The next girl came up, and it looked like the female version of 'Rambo.' She had golden hair, which was turned into a single braid going down to her butt. She has emerald green eyes, and she also has a nice warm smile on her face. However, she also has a shotgun on her back, a couple pistols on her legs, an assault rifle in her hands, a couple fragmentation grenades at her side, a knife at her shoulder, and a magnum on her other shoulder.
"Well, it looks like I get this match." Leon says, as he walks onto the stage. Leon walks onto the stage, and pulls out a Red9, complete with stock. Then, he puts on his knife at his shoulder. He puts his TMP at his hip, locked there of course, a weird shotgun that looks a little like a Tommie gun, on his back, and a broken butterfly at his other hip.
The crowd looked at the two a little nervously. Both of them had weapons that could easily hit the crowd. "Um, yeah, I have to go to the bathroom." A lone voice in the crowd says. Suddenly, mutters of "I have to go to." Ripple across the stadium and the people in the stadium file out, going into hiding until the match is over.
"ZELOS!" Lloyd yelled out. "Get back here! I know you went before we came here, so get back here and support your damn teammate!"
Leon looked over, and saw that Zelos had tried to sneak out as well, what bothered him a little, was that Zelos was heading to the girls restroom.
"Begin!" The voice from nowhere yelled.
The girl pointed her assault rifle, and started to fire, a maniacal grin on her face. Leon rolls to the side, and aims hid Red9, and fires a couple powerful shots, which shatter the stone wall behind the girl, on the other side of the arena. The girl slams herself onto the ground, and pulls out one of her handguns, and lets out a couple shots. Leon back flips, and a bullet cuts the outside of his leg. When he lands, Leon pulls out a little green gel, and puts it on the wound. The wound closes, and heals good as new.
Then, Leon pulls out his TMP. He puts the Red9 in the spot where the TMP used to be. Then a red laser appears on the girl, and then she rolls a couple times, as Leon starts to shoot the TMP. The ground where the girl used to be has stone ships flying off of it, and Leon keeps following her with the TMP, the ground erupting from the impact. Leon puts the TMP in the holster, and hooks the Red9 to the TMP. Then Leon pulls out his knife, and rushes the girl while she is still rolling.
The girl sees this, and stands up, pulling out her shotgun. She points it at Leon, who is running too fast for him to stop in time. She gets an evil grin on, and then pulls the trigger. Leon slammed into the ground, and baseball slid a couple feet, and then using the momentum of the slide, he stands back up without skipping a beat. The girl pumps her shotgun, and Leon slams his knife into the barrel of the shotgun, and pulls out his own shotgun, and points it at her head.
"I give you two options." Leon told her. "You can either die, or you can give up. It is your choice."
Leon holds his finger on the trigger, prepared to fire if she tries anything. The girl drops her shotgun, raised her hands, and said "I…Don't give up." Suddenly, she fell onto her knee, a foot outstretched and trips Leon. Leon fall son his back, and the shotgun in his hand fires off into the side, completely missing the girl.
The girl pulls out a knife, and jumps on top of Leon, and lifts the knife above her head, and tries to slam it into him. Leon catches the girls arms, but she is slowly getting to his head. The knife is a couple of inches from Leon's face, and then he wrenches his arms to the right, and then to the left, and he throws her off of him. The girl flips onto her legs, and charges Leon, who just got up. Then, she jumped into the air, her knife in a striking position. Leon whips around suddenly, his right leg high into the air, and slams his foot into her abdomen. She gasps, and drops the knife, while she goes flying backwards.
Leon drops, and picks up the knife, and runs at the girl. While she was laying on the ground, the girl pulled out the pin of one of her fragmentation grenades, and rolls the grenade. Leon gets right next to it, and slams his foot into it. The grenade sails into the bleachers of the arena, and explodes, taking a couple seats with it. Then Leon continues running, and the girl stands up. Leon grabs her arm, twists it around her back, where he is now, and puts the knife to her throat. "Last time I am asking!" Leon said in a vicious tone "You can give up or die!"
The girl turned noticeably paler, and then said "I-I give up."
Leon let go of her, and dropped her knife in front of her. Then he walks over to her shotgun, picks up his knife from the barrel, and puts it back into his shoulder holster. Then he walks away, to his team.
"LEON! LOOK OUT!" Zelos cries from his side of the arena.
Leon turns around, and drops into the ground, barely dodging a sniper shell, and he sees the girl still has a gun on her, a sniper rifle to be more exact. Leon pulls out the Broken Butterfly, and says "Goodbye." Then Leon fires a shot, just as the girl fires hers. A loud clang could be heard, as the bullets connected in mid-air. However, at the end of the clang, the girls head explodes in a violent fashion, sending blood all over the arena, and the stadium bleachers behind her.
Leon walks over to his side of the arena, and drops down, a little shaken. "Wow that could have ended really badly. I hate to say this, but thank you Zelos."
Zelos has a pleased grin on his face, but then Lloyd smacks him. "What was that for Lloyd!" Zelos yelled out.
"That smack?" Lloyd asks. When Zelos nods his head, Lloyd says "That is for a perverted act I never caught you doing. I am pretty sure that has happened a couple of times."
Zelos scowls at Lloyd, and then turns to the arena. Waiting in the center, was a girl who had a couple of spikes on her. She had brown curls, and deep blue eyes, but a cold smile. It was the sort of smile that promised death. She had sharp looking spikes protruding from her shoulders, her elbows, her hands, her feet, and her knees. Well, can you guess what her weapons are?
Dante gets up, and says "I will take this one." Stating that, he walks to the center of the arena. The arena starts to fill up again, the people who left the other fight returned. Dante pulls out his two pistols, and the people coming in freeze. "Umm…I left my oven on." One of the members of the crowd says, and everyone left to help him turn off his oven. Few people were in the stands, Etna and Flonne stayed, along with a couple of humans, one or two angels, and a multitude of demons.
"Begin!" Yelled the voice.
The girl across from Dante crossed her hands, and seemed to multiply. Suddenly, Dante was surrounded, and he just grinned. "I get invited to the best parties." Dante said. Then Dante whips around, and starts shooting his pistols. The bullets bounce off of the girl, as though she has a tough exoskeleton. Dante whistles, and says "This is going to be tougher than I thought."
Suddenly, a couple of them charge him, and get sent flying backwards by a strange weapon. Dante is holding what looks like some nun chucks, except most nun chucks don't have a single ring connecting three of them, all of them are blue, and have some edges at the end of them. The people he sent flying backwards were covered in ice, which exploded after a couple of seconds. "Meet Cerberus!" Dante said with a grin on his face.
More of the girl charges him, and he just beats them down for a lack of better words. He gets in front of one, then twirls the nun chucks all around him, smacking the ones who get too close, while beating the crap out of the one in front of him, and then he slams his nun chucks into the ground, sending ice pillars in front of him, and then slams the nun chucks into the ground, and a wall of ice surrounds him, and impales everyone around him. Then Dante jumps into the air, and turns on his side, and swings the nun chucks, all around him, smacking anyone fool enough to get close.
"Come one, is that the best you got?" Dante asked her, looking as though he could go on for hours. He could too.
The girls gets pissed, and forms even more of her clones, and orders them to attack. They are all charging forward, none are coming behind him, and Dante just sighs. "And you were doing so well too." Then he pulls out a rocket launcher, and says "Sayonara." He fire a rocket into the crowd of them, and when the smoke clears, he sees that a strange purple line is connecting the girls spikes together.
"What are you doing?" Dante asks her a little curious. Suddenly, energy from all her spikes shoot to the center of her body, and then they launch forward and engulf Dante, while the guy is still smirking.
"Guys." Said Naruto, holding his cloak tighter to him "Is it just me, or is it getting colder?"
You could see everyone breathing, their breathe being visible it is so cold. "It isn't just you Naruto." Laharl said between chattering teeth.
The beam engulfing Dante disappeared, to an ice cage as it could be described. It was a wall of solid ice, the beam couldn't penetrate it, and it was the source of all the cold. It seemed to be spinning, and then it shattered, revealing Dante, unscratched. "Yeah that was a good move." Dante said. "But you look a little cold, would you like it if I warmed you up?" Dante had a big grin on his face as he said that.
"Shut up you asshole!" The girl yelled.
Dante tried to put on a serious face, but he failed, as he said "I am sorry. But I also need to point out that you need to take lessons from that little girl on your team about your swearing problem."
The girl with spikes goes red in the face, and yells out "Shut up you bastard!"
Dante sighed, and then said "What did I tell you about your swearing problem?"
The girl charges Dante, who pulls out a purple guitar? Yeah, it is a purple guitar. He lifts it above his head, and starts to play the strings. Suddenly, eight bats surging with electricity appear around the guitar, and charge at the girl. Then Dante rushes forward, and uses the strap of the guitar, to spin it around him, while the sharp point cuts into her skin, and then he grabs the guitar, jumps in the air, and slams it right in front of her, an a lightning bolt stabs the ground where he slammed it, sending her flying across the field. Dante then pulls out his rocket launcher, and fire is at the girl. The girl slams her spikes into the ground, at the edge of the arena, and looks up in time to see the rocket before it hits her. Then she goes flying back into the side of the wall, and falls to the ground unconscious.
Dante holds the rocket launcher on his shoulder, and walks back to his team, while humming a merry tune. He jumps off the arena, and says "Laharl you're up." Laharl jumps on the stage, and goes to meet his opponent.
Standing in front of Laharl was a girl with purple hair, flowing down to her shoulders. She had a strange nobleman's coat on, and has some red eyes. "Good evening Laharl. Let's see just how strong you have become."
"Wait a second." Laharl said. "Do I know you from somewhere?"
The girl merely chuckled, and said, "Oh, we have met from time to time."
"Begin!" Yelled the voice.
The girl pulled out a dagger, and a short sword. Laharl pulled out his cosmic blade, and rushed her. The girl merely chuckled, blocked with her short sword, and then stabbed at Laharl with the dagger. Laharl jumps high into the air to avoid it, and then he does a flip so that he is facing towards the ground. "Here I come!" He yells out, and rushes downward, and slams his fist into the ground, sending a pillar of fire all around him. The girl he is facing does a back flip to get out of range of the move. Then Laharl jumps into the air, and slashes his blade forward, and the wind seemed to shift, as an explosion appeared where the girl back flipped.
Suddenly, a wave of blue energy came from the smoke, and went straight for Laharl. Laharl shoved his sword in front of him, and the blade cut the energy in two. Suddenly, a dagger is pinning his sword, and the girl is slashing at him with her short sword. Laharl ducks, brings his sword with him, and then flies around the girl really fast. A Hurricane appeared below her, and blew her into the air, where Laharl followed her. He slams his sword into her, sending her plummeting to the ground, and then she bounces back into the air, and Laharl falls, slamming his blade into her again.
Laharl jumps into the air, flips so that he is facing the ground, yells out "Here I come!" And rushes forward, and slams his fist into her stomach, sending a pillar of fire around them. Laharl jumps away from her, and she slowly stands up. "You have gotten better." She said to him. "However, I am not done yet." Then she crosses her two blades, and then she suddenly disappears. She appears in front of Laharl, and slams him into the air. As he goes flying, she is following in close pursuit, a wave of green energy right behind her. Then she appears above Laharl and slashes downward, sending him plummeting to the ground. Laharl slams hard into the ground, and he bounced once or twice.
The girl lands, and said "You are good, but you have a long way to go." She starts to walk to her team, when laughter could be heard from Laharl.
"HAHAHAHAHA! You think a move like that could finish me? I am the 'Lord of Terror' for a reason!" Laharl stands up, and there are a couple of scratches on him, but nothing that looks even remotely close to life threatening.
Energy suddenly flows around Laharl, and then he launches a bunch of sphere around the girl. "Before I do this, I want to tell you one thing." Laharl said to the girl. The girl looked at him, not surprised that he is still awake, and she knows she is doomed; this attack leaves no openings to escape. "You make a horrible girl Bid-Boss. BITE THE DUST!" Laharl yells out, and then he swings his arms downward, and the energy spheres converge on Mid-Boss.
"Winner: Team Laharl!" The voice yelled out.
Suddenly, a white light engulfs them, and puts them all in the living room. They look around, and then Zelos says "I am hungry. I am getting something to eat." All of them look at each other, and agree on one thing: You can't beat his opinion this time.
General Badaxe- I don't know about this chapter. Something about it feels…dull to me. I had fun writing it, but I don't know if you reader will enjoy it. Oh well, tell me if it sucked could you please? I really think that something went wrong with this; I just need someone to point it out for me.
