Chapter One

Disclaimer: Don't own Drake & Josh, duh! I only own them in my dreams... (sigh) lol


Josh Nichols walked into the room he shared with his step brother, Drake Parker, and had to duck to avoid being hit with a potato.

"What in the world are you doing?" Josh yelped.

"Playing with my potato launcher!" Drake responded, shooting another potato at Josh.

"Must you shoot them my way?"

"It's more fun that way. Anyway, see you!" Drake said, grabbing his jacket and putting his potato launcher down.

"Wait, where are you going?"

"To see a movie with my date." Drake said it as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Oh, okay. When will you be back?" Josh asked.

"I don't know." Drake hit Josh with a pillow before he left the room.


"How did your date go?" Josh asked Drake. He'd just come home.

"The usual. I dumped her." Drake replied, throwing his jacket on the floor.

"I know you're Mr. Willy Wonka right now, but what about when you're old?"

"What do you mean?" Drake snorted.

"If you keep treating girls the way you do, what do you think will happen to you?"

"I don't know, and don't care! Anyway I'm gonna go watch Drew & Jerry." Drake said, leaving.

On his way to the couch, he stopped and grabbed a bag of cheese balls. Satisfied, he sat down and turned on the TV, stuffing cheese balls into his mouth.

After about an hour, he began to feel tired.

"I'll just take a little nap here." He said to himself, leaning his head back and falling asleep, not even bothering to turn the TV off.


Okay, it might be a couple of days till I update... but that's all! I'm gonna be busy. Anyway, PLZ (PLEASE) review!