General Badaxe- ok, time to update TOC. Right, so, let me ask any author working on another Disgaea fanfic one question: WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU UPDATED! Ok, I understand maybe two to three weeks t update, but some of you haven't updated in a month, so it is starting to piss me off. You have no excuse, unless a family member died, or you are on vacation. So, now that I am done ranting, I will get on with the fic.

'Where is everyone?' Laharl thought to himself as he walked through the hallways of the endless mansion. 'I swear, someone needs to design a map for this place. It would make it a hell of a lot easier to find my way around at least.'

Laharl continued to walk through the corridors, completely lost. However, he did manage to find the kitchen, so he did what came naturally: He decided to eat.

"Lets see," Laharl muttered to himself. "Where is the mayonnaise? Ah, there it is. Baloney, cheese, mustard, good. It's all here. Wait, where is the bread?"

Laharl looked around the kitchen, but couldn't find any bread. "Damn it, if I don't find some bread soon, all hell is breaking loose." He said in a threatening voice.

"Hey Laharl," Zelos called walking into the kitchen. "Have you seen Lloyd anywhere? We were going to train, but the guy has disappeared."

"No I haven't, I have been too busy getting lost in this place." Laharl said in a dark tone that said he didn't want company right now. "However, have you seen the bread?"

Zelos didn't hear Laharl's dark tone, and said "Yes I have! I finished it off, and was going to go shopping later. Wait, why are you looking at me like that? Oh crap!" Zelos yelled, as he ran away from the kitchen, Laharl chasing after him, with dark flames licking up his arms.

(Scene Change)

"One-thousand and one, one-thousand and two, hmm…maybe I should switch hands." Naruto said to himself as he was lifting a two hundred pound weight with only his right hand.

Naruto tossed the weight into the air, and caught it with his left hand. "One, two, three, four, five, six!" He yelled out, as He saw Zelos go running down the hallway, and some dark energy balls chasing after him.

"Get back here!" Laharl screamed out, as he went flying after Zelos.

Naruto stared out of the room, and went back to weight lifting. "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything." Naruto said to himself.

(Scene Change)

Lloyd had his material blades out, while staring at the tree in front of him. He pulled his swords into a cross, and then rushed forward. "Sword Rain!" Lloyd called out, as he stabbed the tree about seven times with his right sword.

"Omega Tempest!" Lloyd called out, as he spun forward, swords slicing outward. He did one setoff flips, then jumped in midair, and slashed with his swords again. He started to fall to the ground, and halfway through falling, Lloyd cries out "Rising Falcon!" And suddenly propelled forward in mid-air, and slashed the tree, while somehow going through it. The tree creaked a little, and then it fell…Backwards right onto Lloyd.

"Damn it…" Lloyd sighed out as he crawled out from under the tree. "That really hurt."

"ZELOS!" Lloyd heard Laharl cry out. "Get your ass back here you bread stealer!"

"I didn't steal the bread!" Zelos called back in a panicked voice. "It was just there, and I used it! Is that a crime?"

"IT IS WHEN I GET INVOLVED!" Laharl cried out, and suddenly an explosion could be heard, and the room started shaking.

Lloyd stared in that direction. And then he said out loud "Ok, the good thing to do would be go to save Zelos. However, the smart thing would be too pretend I don't know what is going on. And, it has a much higher chance of keeping me alive. Explosion? I didn't hear any explosion." Lloyd said out loud, and then he went back to training.

(Scene Change)

Dante was sitting in a chair, his feet propped up on the desk in front of him. He had a pizza box in front of him, a pizza slice in one hand, and a gun in the other. He took another bite of his pizza, when he felt the explosion shake the room. "Great, looks like Laharl is pissed again." Dante said out loud.

Dante then pulled Rebellion, and said "Looks like I have to stop him before he destroys Zelos. Again." Then Dante walked out of the room, Rebellion on his shoulder, red jacket swishing behind him. He shoved the rest of the pizza in his mouth, and then put Ivory in his free hand. "This has long day written all over it." Dante muttered to himself.

(Scene Change)

Hunk and Leon where outside, doing shooting practice. They would practice close combat, except they only know lethal close hand, so they would probably kill each other. So they agreed to go to the shooting range. Leon got mostly headshots, and Hunk…well, there wasn't anything left of the target when he got through with it, so we assume he is doing good.

Both of the heard the explosion a while ago, and then Leon said "Do you think we should go help Zelos?"

Hunk looked at him, and said "It would be the nice thing to do. However, I'm not a nice guy, I'm a guy who wants to survive. So, yes Leon, I plan to go challenge a demon overlord over some guy I barely know about." A lot of sarcasm was evident in his voice.

Leon pulled out his hand gun again, shot the target a couple more times, and then said "Yeah, I just wanted to make sure we had the same ideas going."

"You don't plan on helping him?" Hunk asked him, a little surprised.

Leon shot a target, square between the eyes, and then said "I have known Zelos long enough to know that he probably deserves what is coming to him. I have also known Laharl long enough to know that it would be a tad suicidal to go fight him. So, I'm staying out of this one."

"Well, looks like you can survive better than I thought." Hunk said.

"Hey, it's not like I go searching for trouble, trouble usually finds me." Leon told him.

"Whatever you say Leon." Hunk said, as he aimed his custom TMP. Then he let loose a volley of shots, and then they looked at the target. It had been erased from where it stood, and the only remains were the corners where the nails had attached it to the tree. And then the tree fell.

(Scene Change)

Inuyasha was walking through the forest, getting better knowledge of it. Ok, he was just avoiding Laharl and Zelos while Laharl tried to kill him. Last time he had interfered, He got a nice fist of fire to the face. "Those two remind me of two brothers." Inuyasha said to himself.

Suddenly, Inuyasha felt a presence around him; it wasn't one he was familiar with. It was to his right, and it didn't have a friendly aura. Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsaiga, and looked in the direction of the aura. "Whoever is there, come out now! I know you're there, so come out before things get ugly!"

Inuyasha waited five seconds, but not a thing moved or stirred. "Fine, if you won't come out, I will come to you!" Inuyasha yelled out. He raised the sword above his head, and let the winds energies flow around the sword. "Wind Scar!" Inuyasha yelled out, with a small echo from the tree repeating the same thing, and waves of sharp wind sliced through the trees into the direction of the aura.

Inuyasha looked at the ground around him; a couple cracks ran along the ground where his Wind Scar had cut through the ground. The trees had disintegrated, and the ground was a little uneven. However, Inuyasha didn't sense the aura of the thing anymore. Inuyasha sheathed his sword, as it reverted back to its broken katana form. "You have an excellent body." A voice said from the trees.

Inuyasha whipped around, staring upward. "Come out you!" Inuyasha cried out.

The voice let out a sinister chuckle, and then said "And give you a target for that Wind Scar move of yours? I don't think so. I don't have a death wish. I'll be seeing you around Inuyasha!" Whoever it was said his name with a sly extension at the end, as though he were stalking him.

Inuyasha stayed perfectly still, listening and smelling for the weird guy/thing that was around a couple moments ago. When Inuyasha determined he wasn't around anymore, he started to walk back to the mansion, a little faster than usual. This forest suddenly gave him an eerie feeling of being watched, and he didn't like it at all.

(Scene Change)

"Zelos, get back here!" Laharl cried out. 'Damn he has a lot of stamina! I have destroyed about half the mansion already, and he still hasn't stopped running. This is lasting longer than usual.' Laharl thought to himself.

'Don't get caught, don't get caught, and don't get caught!' Zelos thought to himself over and over, adrenaline pumping through him, and the only thing keeping him going right now.

Dante came running by, and smashed Zelos into the ground with the flat side of his sword. Then he whirled around, put his gun to Laharl's stomach, and pulled the trigger three times. Laharl skidded backwards and landed on his back, then he stood up, and then his fist became engulfed in fire. "I'm trying to think of one good reason I shouldn't kill you." Laharl said in a really dangerous voice.

"You need me for the tournament, and I might not be able to beat you, I'm not sure yet, but I sure as Hell can do some damage to you before I go down." Dante said, his gun still aimed at Laharl.

"So, why are you stopping me?" Laharl asked him, the fire never leaving his fist.

"Laharl, we need Zelos to participate, and it really is a pain to have you go around destroying the place we are sleeping." Dante told him.

"Fine, I won't kill him." Laharl sighed out. The fire in his fist dissipated into the air. Suddenly, Laharl whipped out his cosmic blade, and said "However! I will maim him!"

Dante stepped out of the way, and said "As long as you don't kill him."

"WHAT!" Zelos yelled out, as he whipped around, and started to run down the hallway.

"Get back here Zelos!" Laharl cried out, running after him.

(Hours Later)

"What the Hell are you guys doing?" Laharl asked, as he saw Naruto, Inuyasha, Dante, and Zelos walking out the front door. He wasn't really worried about them; he was more worried about the items in their hands. Especially since Naruto was a known prankster, and Laharl remembered the first time he had fallen for the guy's first prank on him.

(Flash Back)

Laharl had just woken up, and thrown the covers off of him. He stepped over the bed, and into some oil. Laharl had slid out the doors, and into a laughing Zelos. He had assumed that Zelos set up the prank, and then charged his fist with flame. However, he had forgotten about the oil, and it had caught fire. Laharl had ended up running down the hall, caught on fire, with Zelos right next to him also on fire.

Laharl ran to the bathroom, and turned on the shower. However, the shower had been tampered with, it let out honey instead of water. The honey put out the fire, but then the ceiling opened up and feathers drifted down to settle all over him. Then he saw Naruto, and Naruto said "How do you like the prank?" Then Naruto whipped out a flamethrower, and said "Because we are having chicken tonight!"

Laharl ran the opposite direction, because the chicken feathers all over him were highly flammable. Since then, Laharl watches what he does, however, he know that the few really bad things that happens to him, are all Naruto's doing. However, he couldn't prove it, so he couldn't hurt him. It really pissed him off.

(End Flash Back)

In the hands of the four, where some ball bearings, a live trout, some peanut butter, rope, a pulley system, a winch, some magnets, some chains, some water, crackers, raspberries, and some playing cards.

"All right, I don't want to know what you guys are doing." Laharl said to them. "I don't WANT to know what you four are doing. However, I have to tell you four one thing: Don't get arrested. I don't need to bail your ass out of jail."

"Will do!" Naruto said cheerfully, walking out of the room. The other three followed him.

"I almost feel sorry for the poor soul they are going to meet." Laharl said out loud.

Suddenly, a bright flash of light engulfed Laharl, and he had sent this too much as it is. 'Damn it, why doesn't that light ever tell us when it is time for a match?' Laharl thought to himself, as he headed for the final match.

General Badaxe- Ok, I just needed to update, and do some stuff before the final match. So, I'm still pissed no one else updates on the Disgaea fanfic part. But, I'll deal with it by taking it out on someone else. So, until next time, see you all later. General Badaxe signing out.