General Badaxe- Ah yes, we are into the final match of Tournament of Champions. It is sad, I will have to end this fic the chapter after this one. So, I'm getting about ten chapters in this story. Not too bad, and it was fun. (For me at least.) If people want me to, I might make another Disgaea one. If not, I might just make one anyways. It is one of my favorite games, and I think Laharl kicks ass. So, it would be fun to play with him some more. I might even add a couple Phantom Brave or Makai Kingdom characters. Because Nippon Ichi kicks ass. So, here is the chapter before the final one. Also, I am really happy someone finally updated on the Disgaea fan fiction section. Even though it is a one shot, it is better than no update at all.

Laharl sighed as he stood up. Landing on the arena face down is not a good impression to make in the beginning. After standing up, Laharl saw who was on the other side of the arena. It was a bunch of people in black cloaks, and you couldn't see who was in the little black cloaks. All of them had a metal chain around their neck, and some mean looking weapons on their backs. However, Laharl, being the guy he is, had to make a comment. "All of you look like something out of a cheap horror movie." He told them.

"Better than looking like a Goth." One of them said to him.

Laharl's eyes turned red, and a dark aura appeared around him. "I DON'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOTH! I AM A DEMON; WE AREN'T EXACTLY ANGELS WHO GO AROUND PLANTING FLOWERS!"

"Ah-hem!" A voice from the stadium said.

Laharl looked over, and then said in a sigh "Except that one, but she used to be an angel."

"Thank you!" Flonne said cheerfully.

"Why did I ever accept you as a vassal?" Laharl muttered to himself.

"I believe it was to prove how evil demons can be." Said Etna, right next to Laharl.

Laharl jumped back, and let out a small curse. "Etna, how did you get down here?"

"I beat up the security guards. Prince, I kind of expected them to be tougher. Geez, maybe we should take this place over when we have a free day. It wouldn't take long either. Maybe we could do it for afternoon training or something." Etna told him.

"Already though about it, until I realize there wouldn't be a point to me owning an arena." Laharl said to her. "If I'm going to kill someone, it is going to be wherever they are at the time. Not some lame arena."

"That's our prince!" Etna said, patting him on the back.

"Etna, don't do that." Laharl said in a dangerous tone.

"What will you do if I do it again prince?" Etna asked in a cheerful tone.

Laharl whispered into her ear "I will tell Zelos where you live and sleep."

Etnas eyes shot wide open. "Come on prince!" She said, forcing a laugh out. "Not even you are that evil!"

"I'm willing to bet on that." Laharl told her in a flat voice.

Etna backed away, sporting a fake smile. "Well prince, if you say so. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go sit next to Flonne. See ya Prince!" And then she ran back into the stadium seats.

"If it is like that, I'm going to learn where Zelos lives to use him as a threat." Laharl said to no one in particular.

"You are evil." Naruto said from the side lines.

"Yeah, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." Dante told them.

"Well geez, you think you only need brute force to run my job?" Laharl asked them. "You also have to have a good arsenal of threats as well."

"Being an Overlord sounds tough." Lloyd said.

"It can be, but you also get idiots who challenge you to fights daily, so it is hard for me to become out of shape. However, there are times when I wish my vassals didn't think they could run the place without me." Laharl told them, sitting on top of the arena.

"Are you going to get the rules or not!" The annoying glowing light said to all of them.

"Will you shut up!" Laharl yelled at the thing. "This is the only conversation we have had so far that doesn't look like it is going to end with one of us killing the other one."

"For once, I have to agree with Laharl." Zelos said to them.

"Are you guys coming over here?" One of the people in the black cloaks said.

"SHUT UP!" Laharl screamed at them, an aura surrounded him, and then Laharl launched a fireball at the stands and blew about 1/10 of the people there to the netherworld.

"Anger management classes?" Lloyd asked in an uncertain voice.

"Maybe we should sign him up." Zelos whispered to Lloyd.

Laharl whipped around, and glared at Zelos. "Um, maybe we shouldn't sign him up." Said Zelos in a scared voice.

"Yeah, I have to agree with you." Leon said, crouching to the ground, because the fireball rolled over his head.

"ANYONE ELSE WANT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME!" Laharl yelled out loud.

"Laharl, just calm down." Naruto said, backing away from him.

Laharl then stomped to the middle of the arena. After each stomp, he left a good foot deep crater, and a wave of black energy flew out of the crater. He made it to the center, leaving a bunch of pot holes; however, no one wanted to point this out to him. "RULES!" Laharl yelled at the guy in the black cloak. Laharl whipped out his Cosmic Blade, and the force of him pulling the sword out cut the sides of the arena with the air.

The guy in the black cloak looks at his team, but his team has hidden behind rocks and trees around the arena. This didn't boost his confidence at all. Hey, you would be scared if you had a really pissed off Lord of Terror in front of you as well. "Well, the rules are simple. Two vs. two matches, the team that has someone or two people standing at the end wins." The guy in the black cloak said in a shaken voice.

"Fine." Laharl said. Then Laharl walked away from the center, and the guy in the black cloak sighed in relief. Suddenly, a fireball came streaming at him from Laharl, and the guy ducked. "Hurry up and get the first team out there already!" Laharl screamed at the guy.

The guy quickly ran to the rest of his teammates, and told them about what was going on. Two people in black cloaks walked forward. They pulled off the cloaks to reveal…women.

"Great, we are against another all-woman team." Laharl said to no one in particular.

One of the women had on a trench coat, with a couple blades hanging out of it. A black hat covering her eyes along with some purple gloves. The gloves had a pentagram sketched on them. She had black leather pants on, as well as a black undershirt. She also had two katanas on her back, and a third one at her belt. She had white eyes, a common trait of the blind.

The second woman was…petite to say the least. Stood at about the hip of the other woman, she had brown hair that flowed down to her back. Two green eyes were embroidering her face, along with a perky smile. She had some tiger claws on her arms, and the blades extended about half a foot past her hands. She had on a green cape, and she also had a small cat's tail sticking out of her. She had brown shorts and a bright green shirt on.

"Am I the only one who wonders why they have an intimidating blind woman out, and a small girl who looks more suited for picking flowers out? It destroys the effect of the blind woman." Zelos told them.

"Very well then, smartass, since you made the comment, you go up first." Laharl told him. Zelos was about to object, but then Laharl glared at him.

"All right, al right, I'm going, I'm going!" Zelos said.

"Lloyd, you know Zelos the best, you go with him." Laharl said.

"If I say no, you will kill me won't you?" Lloyd asked Laharl.

"Basically." Laharl told him.

"Thanks for the choice." Lloyd muttered.

Lloyd jumped up next to Zelos. "Remind you of old times?" Lloyd asked Zelos, pulling out his Material Blades.

"You know it does." Zelos said, pulling out…his baseball bat. He also brought out his shield. Too bad it was a pot lid.

"Zelos, can't you be serious, just once?" Lloyd asked him, his eyes closed in a weak expression.

"Nope!" Said Zelos in a cheerful voice.

"BEGIN!" Said the voice from nowhere.

"Lloyd, when this tournament is over, I want to find out where that voice is coming from." Zelos said.

"You do that." Lloyd told him.

Lloyd rushed forward, and then dodged to the side, in a feinting motion, and then rushed at the little girl with the tiger claws.

"Sure, give me the blind one!" Zelos called over his shoulder, swinging his baseball bat at the woman in front of him. The woman pulled out one of her blades, and then slashed at Zelos's bat. The blade hit the bat, but strangely enough, the bat wasn't cut in half.

"How is that possible?" The blind woman said. "The bat is made out of wood…at least, judging by the sound it made, it was wood."

"Oh, it is wood." Zelos said, pulling away, and taking his bat with him. "It was enhanced by magic so that steel blades couldn't destroy it."

"This is going to be troublesome." The blind woman said.

"This is fun!" The girl with the tiger claws exclaimed. Lloyd slashed downward, but it got caught in-between the girls claws. She twisted her hand, trying to break the blade, but it didn't work out that well. "Why won't the blade break?" The girl wondered out loud.

"You couldn't tell because of the colors?" Lloyd asked her. "These blades are made of superior stuff than metal; you won't break them that easily."

Suddenly, the girl shifted, and jumped backwards. Lloyd rushed forward, and then a white shining light appeared on his blades, and times seemed to slow down. He then slashed both his blades at once into the girl, and another playing field appeared. It was dark, and Lloyd and Zelos stood in front of the little girl, who couldn't move. "What the hell is this!" The little girl yelled out.

"Eruption!" Zelos called, and suddenly, a pool of fire opened underneath the girl, and was sent flying into the air three times, each time damaging the little girl.

"BEAST!" Lloyd yelled out, slamming his swords outward and launched a lion head into the girl.

"UNISON ATTACK! Fiery Beast!" Lloyd and Zelos called out. Lloyd slammed his shoulder into the girl, slammed his sword forward and launched a lion head, and then jumped into the air above the girl, and when he slammed his fist into the ground, a wave of lava rose up and smashed into the girl.

The playing field returned to normal, but the girl was beaten and bruised, and couldn't stand.

"How come only you can initiate those?" Zelos called, while parrying the blades the blind woman keeps slicing at him with.

"I'm the team leader, that is why!" Lloyd yelled at him, rushing at the blind woman.

Lloyd ran up behind the blind woman, as Zelos began his assault. "Demon Fang!" Zelos yelled, sending a shockwave at the woman. She got hit, and Zelos performed the rest of his combo on her. "Lightning Blade!" Zelos called, thrusting forward, and after hitting her, sending a bolt of lightning from the sky into her. "Super Lightning Blade!" He called, thrusting even harder, and the lightning this time was compressed by the wind, so it struck her harder.

"Eat this!" Lloyd called out. Lloyd slammed his fist into the ground, and a strange glyph appeared around him. It sent energy flying into the air, slicing apart the woman in front of him. Lloyd then jumped into the air, and yelled out "Falcon Crest!" and then he slammed into the ground, sending even more energy, and some rocks flying into the air.

When the energy ended, both of their opponents were on the ground. "Lloyd, is it just me, or were those opponent easier than our last ones?" Zelos asked him.

"They felt easier than our last ones." Lloyd told him.

"Oh well, it was an easy win, so I'm not complaining." Zelos said, walking off of the stage.

Lloyd and Zelos jump off of the stage, and watch as two more women approach the stage. They pull off their black cloaks, and reveal who they are.

One woman has an eye patch on, as well as a mechanical bird on her right shoulder. Red hair trailed to her shoulders, as well as a nobleman's cloak that fell to her ankles. She had a strange looking handgun on her belt, which was attached to her saggy black pants. She had brown eyes, well; the eye that was visible was brown.

The other woman had a scar trailing from her right eye to her mouth. She had another scar going from her forehead to her nose. She had silver hair, but looked younger than her companion. She had yellow eyes and a red jacket on. She was wearing some light blue pants, and she had a sword on her back. The sword was almost as tall as she was.

Leon stepped onto the stage with a strange looking weapon. It had the trigger in the middle of the gun, and it had a thing that looked like the pump for a shotgun. However, no one had seen a shotgun designed like that before.

Hunk stepped on stage with his customized TMP. However, he modified the thing yesterday so that it can hold 300 rounds. It had a new strap, and it appeared to have a new recoil on it. He held it in a ready position.

"BEGIN!" The voice from nowhere yelled out.

The girl with the sword pulled it off of her back, and charged at Leon. Leon aimed the thing at her, and a red dot appeared on her forehead. She lifted the sword to block, just as Leon pulled the trigger. Out flew a red glowing light, and then it attached itself to her sword. She looked at her sword, and then grabbed the red glowing light. Suddenly, the red light on it seemed to blink faster and faster. Suddenly, it went off every second. "Boom." Leon said to no one in particular.

Suddenly, the thing on her sword exploded, and sent her flying, with a sharp piece of her sword embedded in her head. She hit the wall, pinned to it thanks to the shrapnel.

Leon then whipped around, and shot another glowing thing at the woman who looked like a pirate. The woman rolled to the side, but the glowing light, twisted in mid-air, and still hit her mechanical bird. The pirate woman however didn't try to pull the light off. She ran at Leon and Hunk, and when the light started to blink every second, she was right next to them. Leon and Hunk didn't have a choice; they jumped off of the stage. They hit the ground off of the arena, and then the mine went off. The woman lost her head, the explosion was too close, but she had won the match. Leon and Hunk were forced to jump off.

"Leon, what the Hell is that thing?" Laharl asked him as Leon walked back to the side he is on.

"Mine Launcher." Leon replied, as he reloaded the thing.

"Well, don't get hit by those red things." Laharl muttered to himself.

"Ladies and Gentlemen!" Said a loud voice emanating from the stand leading up to a box no one had seen before.

"When did that get there?" Dante asked them.

"We built it just now." Said the glowing green light.

"May I ask why you guys made it?" Laharl asked them.

"Too many people were complaining that they didn't know where the Voice announcing the matches came from, se we decided to build one so they would stop complaining at us." Said the glowing green light.

"Wait, so you people didn't have a place where they were announcing the matches?" Naruto asked the green light.

"No." It replied back.

"Then how the Hell did you people announce the matches!" Naruto yelled at the thing.

"I'm not telling you." The glowing green light said.

"Are you people done arguing down there?" The person in the box asked.

"Sure." The glowing green light said for everyone.

"Good. Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, due to the blood all over the stage is a safety hazard, we have to clean up. The match will be postponed till the next chapter. Sorry for the inconvenience." The Person in the announcing box said.

"WAIT A SECOND!" Laharl screamed at the announcer box. "You let us use swords, guns, and any weapon we have on ourselves, but a little blood is a safety hazard! What kind of messed up rule is that!"

"If there is blood on the arena, you might slip and hit your head." The guy in the announcer box said.

"You idiot!" Laharl screamed at the thing. "Letting my opponent use a sword could also get my head cut off, what does it matter if there is a little blood!"

"LOOK HERE YOU!" The announcer in the box said, getting pissed off. "We need a way to make this last one more chapter. Not to mention, have you ever tried to clean off dried blood off of that thing! It is a pain in the ass, I want to get it before it stains my arena!"

"Blood takes a while to stain stone retard!" Laharl yelled at the thing.

"Well guess what!" The guy in the announcer box said "We are postponing the fights, and if you try to continue the fights, your team will be disqualified, how about that!"

"That's cheating!" Laharl yelled at the thing.

"So is killing a tenth of the watchers to scare your opponents, but that didn't stop you!" The announcer yelled at Laharl.

"I could launch one of my fireballs at you!" Laharl screamed at the thing.

"You do it, and you will be disqualified!" The announcer said.

"It's worth it!" Laharl said, forming a black fireball in his hands.

"Laharl, wait a second!" Inuyasha called out. "I haven't fought yet, if you are going to kill that guy, wait until after the tournament. Or, at least wait until after my fight."

"Yeah, but delaying the fight for the rest of the chapter? What kind of Bull is that?" Laharl asked them.

"Well, we can't exactly do anything about it, unless we want to be disqualified." Dante told them.

So, we have to be patient for another chapter, sit hat what you are saying?" Laharl said, in a grumpy voice.

"We have no choice." Naruto told him.

"Well, that is going to piss off a couple readers." Laharl said.

"Yeah, but hey, at least the next chapter will be the last one." Dante said.

"I suppose you are right." Laharl said in a sigh.

"Yep, next chapter we become the champions!" Zelos said in a cheery voice.

"How do you know that?" Lloyd asked him.

"Lloyd, we are the main characters. We have to win! Not to mention, it would look really bad on our records if we lost this tournament!" Zelos told him.

"Well gee, thanks for ruining the ending!" Laharl yelled at Zelos.

"You act as though the people reading the fic didn't already expect it." Zelos told him.

"Well, I suppose you do have a point…" Laharl said to him.

General Badaxe- All right, next chapter will be the last. I'm selling boxes of tissues to you people who want to cry about it, only ten cents! Ok, just kidding, not many of you will be crying about it anyways. Anyway, I already said I might do another Disgaea fic, but I haven't really decided. Well, I'll get more on that later. Until the final chapter, this is General Badaxe signing off.