General Badaxe- Ah yes, the final chapter in my Disgaea fan fiction. First off, I notice you people want me to write another one. I must say, I'm a bit surprised, I didn't think that many people liked it. Evil Fang, you wonder if the previous chapter was worth it? Evil fang, if I wrote it, and I posted it, it is worth it to me. That's the answer at least. KillSpike, I really capture his personality perfectly? Wow, I thought I made him a bit OOC myself. Freedom, you owe me a dollar. Now that that is over with, on with the final chapter!
Laharl watched as the cleaners cleaned off the stadium. It still takes blood a while to stain stone. No one went near Laharl, no one spoke to him. It could be the unpleasant look on his face. It might be that his knuckles were white around his Cosmic Blade. It might be his cape blowing around without any wind in a menacing manner. Or, it might just be the dark energy rolling off of his skin that looks like it could destroy the entire stadium. One of those things kept everyone, even his teammates, away from him.
"Are you people almost done?" Laharl asked in a tight voice, lined with fury.
His opponents were having second thought about this; after all, this guy was ready to kill anyone who even looked at him wrong. "Zelos, I dare you to go poke him." Lloyd whispered to him.
"Are you insane! I'm not the smartest person around, but I'm not that stupid!" Zelos whispered fervently to Lloyd.
After hearing Laharl, the cleaning crew picked up speed, and seemed to teleport everywhere to clean it. In fact, the lights were teleporting to fix it. No one wanted to see what would happen if they provoked Laharl. No one.
"So, what do you think of his body?" Said a voice to the large glowing light.
"It's perfect, when you need to destroy something, or get someone else to do something for you, but other than that, I don't like it." Said the big glowing light.
"It will have to do for now." Said the voice to the Big light.
"Do you think I can beat him?" The big glowing light asked.
"Of course. I have giving you something that will make sure you beat him." Said the voice.
"If you say so." Said the big glowing light.
"We are done!" Exclaimed the cleaning crew.
"It's about time." Laharl told them in a normal voice. Everyone in the stadium let out a sigh of relief, seeing as Laharl wasn't ready to kill them all.
"Now then, who will be my victim?" Laharl said with a cold smile on his face. The other team's backs straightened, and they pulled in a deep breath. They hoped it wasn't them.
"Laharl, I would like a turn." Dante told him, jumping up onto the stage. He pulled out Ebony and Ivory.
"Yeah, I'm joining him." Inuyasha said, leaping up onto the stage, and pulling out his Tetsaiga.
What happened next, everyone in the stadium had to make sure happened. They rubbed their eyes. Once. Twice. It was true, the other team was fighting to see who would fight these people. Well, I should say they are fighting to see who has to stay to face Laharl. None of them wanted to, so they were playing rock paper scissors to see who would fight.
"Dante," Inuyasha said, sweat dropping at these antics "Do you get the feeling that even though we are half demons like him, they don't fear us nearly as much?"
"I think I do." Dante said. "However, I can't say we killed about one tenth of the audience in fury either."
"That can be arranged." Inuyasha said, raising Tetsaiga above his head aimed at the crowd.
"Whoa, Whoa!" Dante said, grabbing Inuyasha by the arm. "We don't kill the crowd. Save your energy for the match."
"Fine." Inuyasha grumbled.
It took a good five minutes before two women jumped on stage, winning at Rock Paper Scissors. Both of them seemed really happy about it, but the two losers seemed to be shaking where they stood. Dante and Inuyasha felt like some side show.
Both women, well, woman and what we assume is a woman stood there.
The woman was about five feet, eight inches. She had purple hair, traveling to her back. She had red eyes and a weird smile on. She had on a short teal mini skirt, with a turquoise blue blouse on. She had a kodachi strapped to her back, and held two throwing daggers in her hands. She was facing opposite Dante. "Hello handsome." She purred out.
"Why hello to you too. It's a shame I have to scar a pretty face." Dante told her, giving her a salute with two fingers.
She giggled, and then said "You say the sweetest things."
"You should hear what I say to women I don't have to fight to the death." Dante told her.
"It's a date." She said.
"I'll pick you up around 8 after our fight." Dante told her.
"I'll be ready." She told him, a sweet smile appearing on her face. Dante just grinned cockily.
"How did he do that?" Zelos asked Lloyd, who were sitting on the sidelines. Zelos had a hard time believing that that just happened.
"Years of practice, natural charm, not being a pervert." Lloyd told Zelos.
"Shut up." Zelos muttered under his breath.
Across from Inuyasha was…well, I'll just describe it. It had green skin, and warts covering the entire body. It had a really ugly pink dress on, and its eyes stuck out of the head, like some sort of weird antenna. It appeared to be hyperventilating, and sounded like it was snorting every couple of seconds. It had a sword of equal size to Tetsaiga in its hand. "Hello!" It greeted Inuyasha cheerfully.
"Um…hi." Inuyasha said to it. He really didn't want to look at it.
"You look delicious! I'm going to eat you alive!" It said, as though Inuyasha had won the lottery, and it was happy for him. I mean truly happy by the way.
"Umm…How about, no." Inuyasha told it, putting Tetsaiga in a defensive stance.
"ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!" The voice from nowhere called out.
Everyone turned to the announcing box part of the stadium, and looked at it in confusion. "FINE. BEGIN!" The voice said this time, and all eyes went to the stadium arena.
The woman across from Dante threw her daggers, just to have them shot out of the air by Dante. Dante then aimed his pistols at her, and fire a couple rounds. She whipped out a knife, and then deflected the bullets with it. One went into the announcer stadium box, where a prominent "OW!" was heard. "Nice shot." Dante told her.
"Thank you." She told him, grinning, and then pulling out her Kodachi. Dante pulled out Rebellion, and then ran to meet her in the center.
Inuyasha just stared at his opponent. She, or it, just stared back. "Are you going to do anything!" Inuyasha yelled at it.
"I'm wondering what sauce would go good with you." The thing told him.
"Well then, if you aren't going to move…" Inuyasha said, his words trailing off. Inuyasha rushed forward, and then slashed across his body at hers. She used her sword to parry it, and then Inuyasha realized it wasn't a sword. It was a giant…fork. 'Was she serious about eating me?' Inuyasha thought to himself.
The thing suddenly formed a ball of energy in its mouth, and shot it at Inuyasha. Inuyasha ducked behind the Tetsaiga, which absorbed the blow. "You're not human are you!" Inuyasha screamed out.
"Inuyasha…" Laharl said from the sidelines. "A blind man could tell you that."
"I know that!" Inuyasha replied heatedly. "I meant that this is a demon!"
"What does that have to do with anything?" Laharl asked him.
"I need my opponent to be a demon for my strongest attack." Inuyasha said, a wild grin on his face.
"Well, makes me semi-glad I am a half demon then." Laharl muttered under his breath.
Dante and the girl collided in the center, swords clashed in a stalemate to see who would get pushed back. Both of them wouldn't budge, and the swords just shivered once in a while, but they wouldn't shake for long before they locked up again. "Well, this is getting us nowhere." The purple hair girl said, sweat running down her forehead.
"Well, I suppose I will have to get serious then." Dante told her.
"What do you mean?" She asked him, curiosity getting the better of her.
"This." Dante said. Suddenly, energy exploded from Dante, and suddenly, the girl got pushed pack, even flung from where she stood. She barely managed to get a good foothold near the edge of the stadium, before she saw Dante, and almost fell off, barely catching herself.
Dante no longer stood there, well, he did, but he didn't look like Dante normally does. There stood, a demon. It had small silver wings, not enough to support it in flight. It had red energy crackling around it, and the body had morphed into something that had a sleeker look, stringer arms and legs, a tougher looking body, and red eyes. "Prepare yourself!" Dante yelled in a strange voice, as though a machine had minced it up.
The purple hired girl could barely keep up with him, he ran a lot faster than before, and was on her before she knew it. She lifted her Kodachi, only to have him slash it below her waist, and then he slammed his shoulder into her. She went sailing through the air, and suddenly, Dante was in front of her. She gasped, and then Dante slammed the hilt of his sword into her. She went flying backwards, and then Dante was in front of her again. She was going to land outside of the arena, and so was he. He propelled himself off of her body, and then landed gracefully onto the stadium.
Energy seemed to flow back into Dante, as he returned to his original form. "You ok?" He asked the purple haired girl while she was on the ground.
"I'll be ok, when the world stops spinning." She said, shaking her head.
"That's good to know." Dante told her. "So, do we still have a date later?"
"Yeah, but don't transform on it. Ok?" She asked him.
"Yeah, fine by me. I can't really hold that form for long anyways." Dante told her with a grin. Dante went flying off of his feet, and slammed hard into the dirt ground around the arena. "What the Hell!" Dante cried out in mid-flight.
"Thanks Dante!" Said Inuyasha, who had been sent flying by that strange creature he was facing. He had hit Dante, and had been saved from going off of the arena edge.
"Don't mention it." Said Dante in a seething voice.
The weird thing opened its mouth again, and this time Inuyasha raised his sword above his head, instead of blocking with it. The energy ball launched at him, and then Inuyasha sliced it in half with his Tetsaiga. Well, more like the Tetsaiga absorbed it. Then Inuyahsa swung it downward, and yelled out "Backlash Wave!" And sent the wind scar fused with the ball of energy back at the previous owner. It slammed into her, and sent her flying through the air, and out of the arena. It didn't seem to have killed her. A pity really, the world could live without a creature like that.
"And we win the match." Said Inuyasha, propping his sword over his shoulder. He had on a grin, and walked off to his team.
"It's about damn time!" Laharl said, jumping onto the ledge. Laharl stepped onto the arena, and dark energy started to roll off of him, and he also had a sadistic grin on his face. However, both disappeared when he realized one thing: Naruto was missing.
"Hey guys, have any of you seen Naruto?" Laharl asked them.
"He said he thought he saw something down the hall way, and went to check it out. That was before the cleaning crew arrived." Lloyd told him.
"Someone go get him before someone dies!" Laharl yelled at them.
"Whatever you say, your highness." Said Dante in a sarcastic tone.
Everyone watched as Dante went down the hallway. Everyone stared ion silence, the opposite team hoping they wouldn't find him, Laharl hoping he finds him, and the crowd is mixed in their thoughts. Some wanted to see the fight, but others remember what happened to some audience members, so they weren't so sure they wanted to see Laharl fight.
Everyone heard muffled arguing from the hall, and by muffled, we mean they knew they were shouting, but they just didn't know what they were saying. Suddenly, Dante came flying backwards, a weird wound on his chest, where it looks like a concentrated tornado had hit him there, and only there. That, and the fact that he was spinning around as he slammed into the arena wall, all the way across the stadium. "Did anyone get the license plate of that bus that hit me?" Dante asked them, as he stood up.
Naruto was seen walking from the Hallway, a little pissed off look on his face. "THAT is what happens when you stop me from eating Ramen!" He yelled at Dante.
"What the Hell was that!" Dante yelled at Naruto.
"One of my special moves, which very few others know." Naruto told him.
"Naruto…warn me when you are about to do something like that." Dante told him, closing his eyes in a weird manner as he said it.
"Right." Naruto told him. "While I am at it, I'll also tell my opponents my weakness." He told Dante that in a sarcastic tone.
"Shut the hell up and get up here!" Laharl yelled at Naruto.
"I'm coming, I'm coming." Naruto told him, walking to the arena in a lazy pace. Naruto jumped onto the stage, and didn't have a care in the world.
"Are you going to take this seriously?" Laharl asked him, some dark energy starting to roll off of him.
"Probably not." Naruto told him.
Across from the two was another pair of women. Jeez, who saw that one coming? Standing across from Naruto, stood a woman with red hair, barely reaching her shoulders. She had yellow eyes, probably contacts, and a deep frown on her face. She wore a black kimono. She had a wicked looking blade on her back, that seemed to have been sliced to bits, but somehow, it stayed together.
Opposite Laharl, was a thirteen or fourteen year old girl. She had green hair, a white dress that barely went past her knees. She had on brown shoes, and deep sea blue eyes. She had a strange ghost-like companion with her as well. It was a translucent man, with blue hair, an overcoat with about ten pockets, a red scarf that flared around like Laharl's, and some black pants.
"Damn it, not you two again." Laharl muttered under his breath, holding his hand to his head.
"You act as though we are happy to see you." The blue haired man said.
"Laharl, Hello! Nice to see you again!" The green haired girl said to him exuberantly.
"Marona, didn't I just say…you know what, never mind what I just said." The blue haired man said, clutching his forehead.
"Marona, Ash! It's nice to see you again!" Flonne yelled from the stadium stands.
"Flonne, what have I told you about them?" Laharl asked her.
"Umm…Don't fraternize with them, if I recall correctly." Flonne told him.
"What do you think you were doing?" Laharl asked her, clutching his sword even tighter.
"Talking to them." She told him, still a little clueless.
"Flonne…THAT IS FRATERNIZING!" Laharl yelled at her.
Flonne seemed to completely ignore him, and continued to talk to Marona. "You know what?" Laharl said to Ash while he sweat dropped "I think that my vassal and Marona are too much alike to be a coincidence."
"I'm starting to buy into your theory." Ash said to him, sweat dropping as well.
"THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!" Flonne suddenly yelled.
"What is?" Marona asked, becoming a little confused.
"We could be sisters! How about you visit every once in a while?" Flonne said to her.
"Sounds good to me!" Marona said in a cheerful voice.
"NO!" Ash and Laharl yelled at the same time. They looked at each other, realizing that both women weren't listening to them.
"This looks bad, you agree?" Laharl asked Ash.
"Yes I do. Last thing I want to do is visit the Netherworld on a regular basis." Ash told him.
"For once, we agree." Laharl told him.
"OVER THE HILL!" The voice boomed out. Everyone turned to look at the announcing box again. "I MEAN GO RETARDS! HAVE YOU FIGURED THAT OUT YET!"
Everyone put there eyes back at the Arena. Waiting for it to begin. Laharl, Marona, and Ash didn't move, but Naruto rushed at the yellow eyed girl across from him. He slammed his fist where she stood, and his fist…went through her? "An illusion?" He asked, as he had slid through her like she was a mist. Suddenly, her blade whipped around, and slashed Naruto across the chest, and it drew blood.
"How the hell!" Naruto cried out, slamming his fist into her face. However, he went through her again, and didn't do any damage.
"Surprised?" She asked, whipping her sword, which broke apart, being held by a thin rope, and cracked around like a whip. She lashed it at him, and he rolled under it, and the slammed his foot into her gut. He went through her again.
"Are you some kind of ghost!" Naruto yelled at her.
"Can't be." Laharl told him, he and the other two still hadn't moved. "Rules specifically say that people who are ghosts, or have ghost abilities can't take part in the tournament."
"Where are these rules, and how did you see them?" Naruto asked him.
Laharl pointed, and Naruto followed his finger. A billboard with a sign on it told him all the rules. Let's see what rules there are. No chewing gum while fighting, no illegal weapons, nothing overpowered for a weapon, no badass looking armor, Cloud Strife can't participate since he is in enough fan fictions (wait, what the fuck!), Anyone seen attempting to get drunk will be thrown out, No ghost like abilities or people can participate, no illegal age or strength potions…wait, the rule was one back. No ghost like abilities or people may participate.
"Then how are my blows going through her?" Naruto asked.
"If you must know, my speed allows me to do that." She told him.
'Is she going to tell me how she fights, even though we are in the middle of a fight?' Naruto thought to himself.
"You see, I have been training in speed so that I can dodge any attack my opponents throw at me." She started to tell him.
'Yep, she is.' Naruto thought to himself.
"I trained diligently every day, working on my speed. I made my speed to the point it is God-like. I even developed an ability where I move so fast that my body moves fast enough that things can pass through it. My body doesn't become ghost like, it just allows objects to bass through it." She told him.
"That's the same thing!" Naruto yelled at her.
"Actually, as long as it doesn't affect my entire body, it isn't considered being a ghost." She told him.
"Is she serious?" Naruto asked Laharl.
"Unfortunately, yes she is." Laharl said. "My only question is why he is able to come on then?" Laharl said, indicating ash.
"I'm a phantom." Ash told him. "I can't do anything until I get confined to an object, so I don't really count. Real ghosts can hurt you while they are in this form."
"That's stupid." Laharl told him.
"I know, but rules are rules." Ash told him.
"They are pains is what they are." Naruto muttered, and the rushed at the girl.
Naruto threw his fist again, but still only passed through her, and then she slashed his back with her whip-like sword. "Do you get tired of this? I'm bored." She told him in a lazy voice.
"I saw what I needed to see." Naruto told her, crossing his finger. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" (Shadow clone jutsu, if you people need a translation.) Suddenly, in a puff of smoke, ten Naruto's appeared out of thin air.
"Numbers are meaningless." She told him, as they all rushed her. All of the attacks went through her, and she turned around, and whipped her sword around, and slashed the Narutos. Eight puffs of smoke went off, as all the Naruto's exploded. "See what I mean?" She asked him.
"Below you." Naruto said to her.
She looked down, and suddenly, a tail ripped out of the ground, and grabbed her legs. Another clone appeared behind Naruto, who held his hand out. The clone started to move his hands around Naruto's open palm, where a glowing sphere of red energy started to appear. "I saw it. You need to be able to move your feet to be able to make yourself become ghostlike. That's the most important part, being able to move your feet. As long as those are confined by my clone, then you won't escape."
The woman's eyes flashed open in horror, as the clone beside Naruto disappeared, and the red energy ball, that looked like a compact tornado, was in Naruto's hand. "Out of curiosity, is that the move you used on Dante?" Laharl asked, the three other people were still just looking at each other.
"Yes it is!" Naruto cried out, as he rushed forward.
"Left one helluva mark as well." Dante muttered, rubbing where Naruto had hit him.
Naruto got right next to her, and thrust his arm forward. "Ransegan!" He yelled out, slamming it into the girl's stomach. The tail poofed away, his clone had left. The girl gasped in pain, lifted into the air, and went spiraling off of the edge of the arena, and into the wall. "Well, that's one down." Naruto said, and then he hopped off of the arena. "I leave the rest to you Laharl. I'm going to go to sleep now." After saying that, he went to a tree, where he laid down and started to doze.
"Lazy Bastard." Laharl muttered, still looking at Marona and Ash. "Are we going to begin anytime soon?" He asked them.
"Well, we kind of have a problem." Marona said, seeming to blush a little.
"What problem would that be?" Laharl asked her, a little angry.
"I kind of forgot my item I confine Ash to." Marona said, rubbing the back of her head.
Laharl face-vaulted, and got up muttering "Too closely like Flonne." Laharl pulled out a spear, it was a Longinus, he had a couple normal ones from the item world. He tossed it onto the ground, and said "Here, use this."
"Thanks!" Marona said in a bright voice, and then confined Ash to the spear. A blinding flash emanated from the spear, forcing everyone to look away. When everyone looked back, Ash was standing there, with a sword in his hands. He tossed it onto the ground, where another phantom appeared, who threw their weapon on the ground, and more phantoms started to appear. The last one to appear, was a phantom version of Laharl, who was carrying a Wide Sword. Flonne looked around, but didn't see two phantoms. "Marona, where are the phantoms of me and Etna?" Flonne asked her.
"Sorry Flonne, but I didn't have the room to confine them in here. I'll bring them out next time, ok?" Marona said to her in an apologetic voice.
"It's ok. I'll just have to wait then!" Flonne said in a cheerful voice.
"Hold on a second!" Most of Maronas phantoms said. "We aren't fighting him!"
"What? Why not?" Marona asked them.
"We remember what happened last time!" Said a fighter. "The first time we fought him, we won easily. The second time, we lost a couple people. Third time we fought him, he obliterated us. You were basically using us as distraction, in hopes that he wouldn't destroy Ash, the only one who could do real damage!"
Most of her phantoms disappeared, except for Ash, and the one of Laharl. "They seemed to have…unconfined…"Laharl said, sweat dropping at the scene.
"They remember the last fight." Ash told them.
"It wasn't my fault that they couldn't hurt me, and I destroyed them." Laharl said to them.
"Actually, it is." Ash said to him.
"Well, we aren't putting it in a technical view here." Laharl said to him.
The phantom of Laharl raised his sword above his head, and energy spheres appeared around Laharl. "I forgot he knew this move." Laharl said looking around him.
The energy balls converged on Laharl, and a resounding explosion shook the arena. When the smoke cleared, a crater was there, but Laharl was missing. "Where did he go?" The phantom Laharl muttered in a small voice.
"Up Here!" Laharl screamed, while riding a meteor down at them.
The phantom Laharl looked up, and his jaw dropped. "Yeah, you may know Overlords Wrath, but you don't know Meteor Impact!" The real Laharl yelled out, driving the meteor into the phantom Laharl. "Who's next?" Laharl asked with a sinister grin on his face.
"You'll go no further! For her sake, I will not fail!" Ash said, as blue energy formed around him.
"This again? Do you learn any new tricks?" Laharl asked him.
"In fact, I did." Ash said, picking up the sword that the phantom Laharl had dropped. Suddenly, Ash threw his sword into the air, jumped up and grabbed it. He slashed it downward, where a giant orange blade slashed downward. It slammed into Laharl, who got smashed into the ground.
"What was that!" Laharl yelled out, as he got up and brushed off the debris all over him.
"It came from a title. It is called Dimension Slash." Ash told him.
"That wasn't a Dimension Slash! This is a Dimension Slash!" Laharl yelled out, before he back flipped a lot, and then froze in mid-air. "Die!" He yelled out, and slashed his sword downward, and a wave of green energy was sent flying at Ash. Ash got nailed head on, and was sent flying backwards. He lay on the ground, unable to move at all. Suddenly, a shaft of light flew downward, and hit Ash. He opened his eyes, as his wound healed up; he picked up the sword, and was ready for battle again. "Damn revive." Laharl muttered. "Flonne, how come you never learned revive?" He asked her.
"Wasn't far enough in my training." She yelled to him.
"Of course." He muttered, slapping his forehead.
Ash jumped into the air, and his hand let go of the sword. Then he aimed it at Laharl, and slammed it foreword, with electricity where it used to be. The sword split multiple times in the air, and extended into long spears of fire. Laharl knew what move this was: Spear Storm. "Damn it, how is he doing that with a regular sword!" Laharl yelled out, dodging the fiery spears of death.
Laharl dodged to where Ash was standing and then kicked him high into the air. Ash flew up, and Laharl followed him. Laharl slashed him with his sword, disappeared, slashed him again, and did that two more times. Ash fell unable to get up. "Hold on Ash!" Marona yelled out, preparing to revive him.
"I don't think so!" Laharl yelled out, jumping into the air. He sliced his sword downward, and the air compressed into a blade. It spun rapidly, and then went flying into Marona. She dropped over, unconscious.
"Well, that was harder than I expected." Laharl muttered, looking at his burn marks.
Marona and Laharl got dragged off stage by their teammates who were still alive. "Hey, you forgot one!" Laharl said, indicating the phantom Laharl. They came back, and picked him up, and drug him away. "Not me you idiots, the phantom version!" Laharl yelled at them. They blushed, dropped him, and picked up the phantom version. When everyone was off stage, a Giant glowing light appeared in the center of the ring.
The difference this time: It had a from. It was a glowing man, about seven feet tall. He had only a loincloth on; he didn't really care about clothes apparently. "Congratulations!" He boomed out. "Your team is the champion. They get one wish, while you get this gift!" He said, handing a box to Laharl.
"Why don't I get a wish?" Laharl asked the thing, a little irritated.
"Well, you are already an Overlord, and the Lord of Terror. What more could you possibly want?" The big light guy asked Laharl.
"Point taken. I still would have liked a wish though." Laharl muttered.
Suddenly, a field of light surrounded the Arena. It even covered the top, some sort of barrier. The big glowing light guy then slammed something onto Laharl. It was a weird Machine, that hooked onto Laharls chest. Then, Laharl changed; His cloak stopped billowing, and went limp. His Antennas dropped, until they became like the rest of his hair. His bright and menacing red eyes became a dull brown. His ears even became unpointy. "What the Hell did you do to me!" Laharl yelled at the glowing guy.
"Nothing much. Just a device that makes your demon blood dormant. You are now human, congratulations." The glowing guy said.
"CONGRATULATIONS! I'll congratulate you by shoving this sword so far up your ass!" Laharl said, and then tried to back flip. He landed on his face. "Damn it, what's wrong?" Laharl muttered to himself.
The glowing guy laughed, and then said "Your demon blood is dormant. Only those with a little demon in them, or phantoms and such can activate those moves."
"But that girl, Marona did moves with ease!" Laharl yelled out.
"She can also confine phantoms. Something no human can do. She has a little demon blood in her. So she can activate her moves at will." The glowing guy said to Laharl. "You however, are royally screwed. Prepare yourself!" He yelled, and then he charged.
The glowing guy, however, slipped on one of the spears that were unconfined. He fell backwards onto a brick, where his head smashed open like as rotten fruit. A glowing liquid flowed from it, and oozed around the arena. "Well…that was anti-climactic." Laharl said, sweat dropping.
"Impressive." Said a voice. "You killed one of my useless pawns."
"Wait…that voice…Baal!" Laharl yelled out.
A sinister chuckled was heard throughout the arena. "Perceptive as ever, son of Krichevskoy. You managed to beat me twice, but as long as that device is on you, you don't stand a chance." Baal said, appearing in front of Laharl with his current body.
It was a massive dragon, it had six heads, and darkness itself got lost in it. It had spikes adorning the entire body, and red eyes glaring everywhere. Scaled looking harder than steel adorned its body as well, and it was on four legs. "Only one kind of dragon is like that…" Said Laharl, his eyes growing wide. He would be excited about facing one, but he didn't have any demon abilities on him. He didn't know if he could win. "…a void dragon."
The dragon's six heads chuckled darkly, and then said "Correct."
"Yo, dragon dude!" Zelos called to it through the barrier.
The dragon gave an unpleasant rumble, and then turned to Zelos, and said "What do you want infidel?"
"I get one wish, of anything I want, right?" Zelos asked it.
The dragons throat growled, and then it said "If you want to have X-ray vision for peeping, or anything like that, it is yours. You all have one wish for whatever you want."
"Ok, just making sure!" Zelos said to him in a cheerful voice.
"Damn it Zelos! You care about your wish when I am about to die!" Laharl yelled at hi obviously pissed. The dragons head lunged at Laharl, who rolled out of the way just in time, but the dragon grabbed the Cosmic Blade Laharl was carrying, and crushed it. "And now, I don't have a weapon." Laharl muttered.
"I wish…" Said Zelos, in a really cheerful voice. "That the device on Laharl was destroyed."
"WHAT?" The six dragon heads roared.
The device on Laharl exploded, and power rushed through him. His ears extended, and became pointy again. His hair bounced up into two antennas, and his eyes went from dull brown, to a sinister blood stained red. Also, his cloak started to billow around, even though wind wasn't around. Above all though, he looked PISSED!
"Baal." He said in a calm voice. "We end this now." Laharl said to him. Laharl went into his cape, and pulled out what looked like the base of a light saber. However, when he activated it, it had easily three times the width of one, and seemed to have more power.
"Wait…that's!" Baal cried out suddenly.
"A blast from the past?" Laharl asked him with a cocky grin on his face. "Meet Yoshitsuna again Baal."
Ball backed up, and Laharl slashed outward, not moving from his spot. One of the heads went rigid, and then it fell off, having been completely sliced from the neck. "You forget the range on this weapon Baal? I can hit you no matter where you thanks to this barrier." Laharl told him. ""However, I am hungry, so I am ending this in one move."
Suddenly, four blades ripped out of the ground around Baal. The blades rose through the barrier, and destroyed it in a loud shattering sound. "This is my…!" Baal yelled out, suddenly speechless.
"Yes it is. Gran Sword. Now die!" Laharl screamed, as lightning poured from the four swords into Baal. And then, the four swords exploded, sending a massive shockwave through the entire arena. When everyone looked again, a massive crater replaced the arena, and a void dragon's body was in the center. "Damn, Baal got away again. So tell me Baal, wherever you are, when are you going to come back? Come back stronger next time, you might stand a chance." Laharl said to thin air, almost certain that Baal could hear him.
Suddenly, a white light engulfed Laharl, and he appeared in the Overlords castle. The box the glowing guy had given him was right there as well. 'I might as well.' Laharl told himself, as he opened the box.
Laharl's eyes widened. Suddenly, dark energy rolled off of him, and he screamed out loud "What the Hell! I already own a couple of these!" Inside the box, in a neatly folded package, was a Champion Belt.
General Badaxe- Well, this concludes my first trip to the Disgaea world. I might return eventually, but I need to come up with a story line first. I'm not doing the over clichéd one of someone being stronger than Baal out here challenging Laharl. Someone stronger than Baal is impossible, seeing as the guy gets stronger every time he gets a new body. So, why do people make those stories? They are retarded, that's why. Well, if I offended an author, I don't want to hear it. I completed this fic already, and some people aren't even on their second chapter, and they started before me! You people are lazy, and might as well delete your story if you aren't going to continue it. I don't like seeing unauthored stories on. Well, see you all later!
P.S.-I am proud to say that this is easily my longest chapter in this fan fiction.
