Act 1

Song 7:We Cheat

The conference room was filled with employees who did not know how serious the situation was.

"Okay everyone.. I have an announcement to make- Phyllis is being cheated on!",announced Micheal. Phyllis was sitting in her chair, wiping her tears.

"Micheal, we all know! We heard Phyllis yell that out.",said Pam.

"I know Pam, we all heard what Phyllis said. She had been cheated on, of course. I wasn't a cheater, so ,I will be no of no help. I have called on some cheaters to help explain to you what cheating is.",introduced Micheal, as he took a look at Stanley and Ryan, "Stanley,Ryan would you please come up?",asked Micheal.

Ryan and Stanley walked up to stand right next to each other.

Ryan:

Who me?

Stanley:ed

Who me?

Ryan:

I really love Kelly

Stanley:

I really love my wife

Ryan:

I would never cheat on her

Stanley:

Not even once or twice

Ryan:

'Cause when I see a girl

Stanley:

She looks so fine

Ryan:

I know I can't resist it

Stanley:

I just want to smooch her

Ryan:

All over

Angela:

Ewww that's disgusting you two are so gross!

(Angela gets up and leaves with Pam following her.)

Ryan:

Yeah, I just want her to smooch me!

Stanley:

Without anyone looking!

Ryan:

Ain't that right Stanley I agree!

Stanley:

Because well we cheat

Ryan:

That's right!

Phyllis:

Boys that's enough.

Ryan:

Not now Phyllis

Stanley:

We're not done yet

Ryan:

Because the both of us cheat after all!

The door to the conference room opened revealing Kelly with new lipgloss,

"What did I miss?",she asked Ryan come up to her.

"It's nothing, baby, you don't need to worry about it." he said.

He kissed her on the forehead,

"Good, because, there is something I need to talk to you about.",said Kelly as they walked together outside.