(Harry)

Today I'm having myself a real bad time
I feel depressed
And my stomach is turning inside out yeah
I'm floating around in jealousy
So don't stop me now
Don't stop me
'cause I'm having a bad time
Having a bad time

(Hermione)

I'm a firebolt flying through the sky
Like a stick defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing broom passing by like Madam Hooch
I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping me
I'm burning through the sky yeah
Two hundred miles that's why they call me Mrs. Quidditch gal
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a superseeker man out of you

Don't stop me now
I'm having such a bad time
I'm having a fit
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a bad time
Just send me an owl
Don't stop me now
'cause I'm having a bad time
Don't stop me now
Yes I'm having a bad time
I don't wanna stop at all

(Harry)

I'm a wizard on my way to Hogwarts
On a collision course
I am a madman
I'm out of control
I'm a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to oh oh oh oh oh explode
I'm burning through the sky yeah
Two hundred miles that's why they call me Mr. Quidditch Guy
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a superseeker woman of you

Don't stop me don't stop me, don't stop me hey hey hey!
Don't stop me don't stop me ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don't stop me don't stop me
Have a bad time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me
ohhhhhhh!

(Ron slides in on his knees and starts playing Air Guitar on Harry's Firebolt)

(Harry and Hermione)

oh
I'm burning through the sky yeah
Two hundred miles that's why they call me Mr/s. Quidditch guy/gal
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a superseeker person of you

Don't stop us now
We're having such a good time
We're having a ball
Don't stop us now
If you wanna have a good time
Just send us an owl
Don't stop us now
'cause we're having a good time
Don't stop us now
Yes we're having a good time
We don't wanna stop at all