Inuyasha: My Stupid Little Abbreviated Version
'Tra la la la!' Sang a dumb Kagome one day. 'Oh look! A pretty pink sparkly thing! Wonder what that could be?'
'Stop! I need that to go emo and kill everyone!' A mean-looking boy in red bounded up to her, theme music included.
'But it's so pink and sparkly… I know! Let's skip around and look like we're doing something!'
'Wha? Oh... okay!' So they skipped along, hand in hand, until some bird took the sparkly thing and flew away.
'Nooo! Not the pink sparkly thing! I know! I shall shoot an arrow at the mean birdie so it will let go!'
So Kagome shot… and missed. Low. Hitting the sparkly thing, cracking it into lots of eency little pieces.
'…Oops!'
'Aw shit man! Now we have to go find them all…' arm in arm they skipped along again until some perv too off with Kagome's bike!
'Umm… it says here that I'm supposed to be upset about this… give it back?'
Getting to town, they found the guy in a bar.
'Hey look at this! I can suck in anything I want!'
He opened his right hand and sucked a whole bunch of stuff.
'Oooh….. can I try?'
'Will you bear my children?'
'…Sure! What's that mean? I'm such an idiot; I don't know how to spell orange…'
As the three of them skipped along gaily, they found some annoying whiny kid.
'Hey, can I join? '
'No.'
'But I have to... it says in the script… and there always has to be some annoying, whiny kid in these shows.'
'Okay, fine.'
So they continued along the road until some girl attacked them!
'Yo, what's your deal? And what's with that giant elbow-shaped thingy?'
'Some monkey gave me a radio active joint and now I have to attack you.'
'Oh, go ahead then.'
After the side effects of the joint wore off, they once again skipped throughout the land, having many adventures that I'm too lazy to write out.
'Hey look! It's that monkey!'
'WITH MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND!'
'Um… no she's not…' Naraku nudges Kikyo off a cliff. 'See?'
'Oh… I guess you're right there…'
'Anyways, I'm gonna go now…'
'Sure, you do your thing…'
Naraku flies away and a few days later they meet again Dun dun DUUNN!
'… Who're you?'
'Some guy who asexually creates offspring and wears eye shadow.'
'Alrighty then. We're just gonna kill you now.'
'Proceed.'
They all grouped together and killed the monkey guy.
THE END!
Okay, I know that I got the events like all out of order, and I just kinda made up my own ending there, but I was just writing stuff… I had no plot, just wrote down whatever came into my head. So there you go. It's so crappy. I really don't even know why I posted it... Care to review on my pointless little drabbly-thing?
