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"You should walk people down the aisle more often…you look good doing it."
"So says the girl I'm making out with."
"What is this place anyway?"
"Miss Patty's."
"What's a Miss Patty?"
"Dance studio."
"She should teach pole dancing around here. That'd be a fun class."
"Rory."
"What?"
"Shut up."
"Why?"
"I'm doing some of my best work here and you're talking through it."
"Well I'm not seeing your best work."
"You sure?"
"Oh! Ok now I am," Rory squeaked as Jess slid his hand up Rory's dress. He caressed her thigh and her breathing became shallow the closer Jess's hand got to her panties. When they reached their destination Jess pulled them down and Rory gasped against his mouth and reached for the buckle of his belt. Jess smirked at her actions.
"Someone's horny."
"Shut up you started it."
"Because you wouldn't shut up."
"God why are we doing this in a dance studio?"
"It's more fun that way."
"But someone could walk in."
"And then they'd get an eyeful."
"You're mean," Rory mumbles while unbuttoning his pants and pulling them down. She smiled against his mouth as she played with the waistband of his boxers and he groaned at her teasing. She finally gave in and dropped his boxers and Jess wasted no time working his leg numbing magic.
Luke Danes could waltz.
That simple fact made Lorelai Gilmore scared out of her mind.
Since when could Luke waltz?
After they danced for the 3rd time Lorelai couldn't take it anymore. She had to recollect herself.
She had to find her purse too.
So she excused herself from Luke, telling him that she misplaced her purse that went oh so nicely with her outfit and that she would be back in a little bit. She wandered around the reception area trying to remember where she put her purse. But all she could think about was Luke waltzing.
She decided to try Miss Patty's, the last place she remembered going before the wedding. She had to help Liz fix her dress. That's right! That's where she left it! She walked over to Miss Patty's thinking about the day so far and how entertaining the wedding had been. It had its funny moments, like the priest, and Jess walking his mother down the aisle looking like a deer in headlights.
Jess.
The name itself made her skin crawl.
Of course the name of the boy that broke your only daughter's heart would make your skin crawl. It was only natural. But seeing him today made her just a little bit angrier. The fact that she and Chelsea would never be able to get away from that kid. That as long as there was a Luke and Liz in Stars Hollow there would be Jess. It made her want to punch something.
And the nerve of him to bring a date.
That's what Luke told her anyways. That he met her at TJ's bachelor party the night before. And he went home with her and bam! Here they are at Liz's wedding. But she hadn't seen this girl anywhere. She thought she would have been able to pick her right out of the crowd…just find the most scantily clad girl in the audience. She was a stripper after all. The only funny thing about the situation was Luke's face while he told Lorelai the story. That was the priceless part.
Where were Jess and his date anyway?
As Lorelai walked up the wooden steps to Miss Patty's dance studio she thought to herself, 'They're probably screwing like rabbits somewhere. God bad mental image.'
She reached for the door and slid it open only to be met with her mental image.
"Oh my God."
"Oh my God."
"Get an eyeful there Lorelai?"
