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Sorry but I don't belive in same sex relationships, so is there a clue to the...
Kisame x Oc x Kakashi pairing? Hmmm...
chapter 3- Headfirst for Halos.
Naruto looked shocked. I thought I hit... He was utterly confused. -Crack- "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" One of his clones slammed into him. When he got back onto his feet he started accusing his other clones that they had used a transformation jutsu. He decided after he created a couple knew bruises to drop the jutsu, there would only be two standing if he did.
Naruto stopped the jutsu.
He was alone...
Naruto was alone in the clearing, he had shed a few tears but he quickly got over that matter when he saw a bell on the ground. He laughed in delight and walked over to pick up the bell, "He must have been pretty flustered, to drop a bell." He reached down to pick up the bell then something jerked his foot up. Hunh?
Then his other foot was jerked up with the same speed, "What the heck!" The blood started to rush to his head when he began to wriggle around, he was tied upside down. By his feet.
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Naruto looked up when he heard footsteps coming closer to him. A hand reached down for the bell and grabbed it with ease. His eyes narrowed when he saw who it was.
Earlier when Naruto and Kakashi were fighting...
Kyo had accidently left his notebook at the clearing. He cursed at himself for being so stupid. He had moved chakra to his feet and went to go find the spot. He had found it! He stood triumphantlyand reached his hand between the tree branches. He searched for what he was looking for. He clasped a sheet of paper and smiled. Got it!
He removed the sheet of paper and recognized it was blue. Kisame. He foleded the paper and went back to his original place where he set up a trap for Naruto.
Back to the Present...
He smirked and picked up a bell with his hand, "You did your technique well, but your were fooled once again." Kyo smiled at Naruto.
Naruto glared at his brown eyes, dammit! Kakashi and now Kyo! "Argh!"
Kyo looked at him and smiled at him while he lectured,"Shinobi read the hidden meanings within the hidden meanigs- underneath the underneath."
A vein popped out and he waved his fist like a madman, the blood was really going to his head. "I know that!" he yelled in blind fury.
Kyo sweatdropped and in an obvious voice he commented, "Uh, no you don't. That's why I am saying it." Duh...
Sasuke chose that moment of Kyo being off guard to throw shruiken and various weapons at him. He's finally off-guard!
The shruiken landed in the body, drawing out... water?
"Whoa! Whoa! No way!" How could Sasuke land a hit on Kyo-sensei and he had no luck with Kakashi? Seeing liquid drip presuming blood. "That was overkill, Sasuke!" He exclaimed concerned for his teacher.
There was a poof and a log replaced the body of Kyo. It's the same technique he used with Naruto!
Kyo looked out of the bushes, he found Sasuke's location. So he's over there.
Sasuke jumped away. He needed to get back out of here- Kyo had found his location! He acted fast and went deeper into the forest.
Sakura was searching through the forest. She was following Kakashi who seemed to be going off the training area.
Senseing Sakura was behind him he made a Bunshin and whispered, "Behind you!", to her. She turned losing sight of the real Kakashi.
Kakashi told his clone to lead Sakura to the genjutsu Kyo had earlier made. He heard a faint scream after he passed the training area. He waited at the border for Kyo.
Kyo came out of the tree. Kakashi glared at him, "Where were you?" He inquired. He crossed his arms.
"..."
"..."
"I had to something for the Hokage, is that enoupgh for you?"
Kakashi nodded as if in agreement. In truth he was in deneil, he was suspicious of the House of Secret's offspring. He remained wary keeping his guard up.
Seeing he was still not believeing him he backed up his statement, "Ask Iruka if you want."
Kakashi noted that he would ask Iruka after the training session he said something, "You think that was a little much?" He pulled out his make-out paradise.
"Oh you mean Sakura?" He laughed ruffling his own hair, placing senbon in the locks. "Yeah maybe..."
Meanwhile... Naruto had fallen into another of Kakashi's traps, after he tried to get out again. And Sakura was foaming at the mouth on the ground because she thought she saw Sasuke dead.
Back to kaka and kyo...
Kyo pointed at Sasuke, who was speaking. Kakashi turned his face down from his book to see the Uchiha hier.
His head yanked around, he must of heard the scream, "...Thay scream I just heard..." Sakura.
"The second Ninjutsu skill- Genjutsu-The Artof Illusion." Sasuke turned to the voice, it was Kyo. "And Sakura fell for it." The wind blew and the bell tied on to Kyo's waist chingled.
Sasuke thought about how he was using the art of hypnotism to beat Sakura. He sneered. The wind blew forcing his hair up, "I'm not like them."
Kakashi's back was to a tree and he continued reading his book. "Save your boasts till you've gotten a bell," he paused, "Sasuke."
note: Kyo and Kakashi stood side-by side, across from Sasuke.
Kakashi looked at Kyo who was watching Sasuke glare at him. They had a connection somehow...
Kyo spoke up, " The strength of the Uchiha clan...the most elite family in Konohagakure village..." Kakashi spotted a glint in his eyes, "I'm looking forward to it..."
Sasuke's eyes narrowed, Kyo and Kakashi wore an expression of laziness. Kakashi stepped back and headed to the memorial where the lunches were. He waved a good-bye before leaving.
Sasuke reached for his shruiken holders and attacked Kyo, Kyo easily dodged. "A frontal assault is wasted here."
Sasuke smirked, his shruiken cut a rope.
Kyo jumped up when knives were fkung at him, he landed skidding backwards before maintaining his balance. He looked behind him to see Sasuke taking on a kick position to his face. He blocked grabbing his foot, but Sasuke attempted to throw a right punch at Kyo. He moved his hand contianing Sasuke's foot down to catch the punch in his hand.
Sasuke tried to kick again, which Kyo brought his arm up to block. He relixed his mistake. The bell! Kyo threw Sasuke in the air skidding backwards.
This kids not bad. But he still has some time before he lives up to Itachi. "I admit it your not like the other two."
After hearing this Sasuke stood up and started making signs for a jutsu a younger shinobi shouldn't be able to perform. -the last two-horse-tiger-
Quickly as Kyo could he used the Kawimari jutsu-replacement technigue with a log.
Sasuke breathed in. Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Flame Type: Powerful Fireball Technique)!
He let out a a huge fireball attacking to where Kyo was. The flames died out. He's gone! He looked behind him, above, right, left. He wasn't there.
Suddenly invisable hands picked him up with his shoulders, he didn't know what was going on. Is this some type of kekkei genkei (advanced bloodline)? His body was hurled at the forest, he closed his eyes waiting for impact. Pain shoot through his neck. He looked around. Trees. He was stuck in a tree.
It seemed out of nowhere but Kyo appeared in front of him, "Ninjutsu. And as you predicted you were a head and shoulders above Sakura and Naruto." He smiled at his situation, and turned around, "As the copy nin says, 'You know as they say! The nail that sticks up is hammered down, right?" He laughed at him and started to walk away.
He stopped abrutly. He hands went through his pockects. Where was his scetchbook? He must of left it somewhere! Someone could of taken it!
Sasuke wondered why his sensei was panicking, then he noticed his drawing book was gone. So? It's just a drawing book. Serves him right.
Out of nowhere someone else appeared... Sakura. He face tensed. "Ah! Sasuke's been hurt!" She fainted, again.
"What was that all about?" He turned to see Kyo standing there being stiff. He got out of his prison to note Sakura was gone. Must of left.
The timer ringed. It was twelve.
Ten Minutes Later...
Naruto was tied to the stump, because he tried to steal the food and Kakashi caught them. The three's stomach's growled. Kyo poofed and said, "Oh my. Listen to all the little stomachs growl! By the way I have an annoucement to make."
The three shook in anticapation. Did they fail or pass, what was it?
"I have to go. I have to meet the Hokage." He said hokage in a sly tone.
The three nodded wanting to get on with it!
"-oh, and my drawing book is missing! If you find it I will owe you a boon (favor)." He nodded and dissapeared in a cloud of smoke.
They sweatdropped and Kakashi cleared his throat he obviously dissapproved of Kyo's descion. "By the way I have an annoucement to make about this exersise." He paused waiting for there reactions. "None of you need to worry any more about being sent back to the ninja academuy"
Sakura nd Naruto jumped for joy, Sasuke smiled. Well Naruto flailed.
"This rocks ! It means all three of us.."
There joy was immediatly stomped on. "...are hopeless. More schooling would be pointless. None of you will ever be shinobi!"
Shocked faces appeared on the three. WHAT!
They Failed! Oh no! Well that's the end of volume one, so I'll go find the second one. Update won't be daily.
I have to go to our farm so don't expect one soon...
Is Kyo really going to meet with the Hokage? Will Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura be given a second chance? (Well i know cause I've read almost every single book.) What was the jutsu Kyo used on Sasuke? And what is inside the letter that Kyo has, more importantly will his idenity be revealed if the find the book?
Find out on the next chapter of, We're All To Blame: chapter four - 'No Reason'
-Theif of the Sand
