"Hey! Roxas!"

Roxas turned towards the entrance.

"Axel! Glad you could make it!"

"Oh! Of course I would come! It's never a party without," Axel spread his arms out and shook his hands, "Axel- Got it memorized?"

"You bet I do!" Sora squealed as he hugged Axel.

"Uh… listen kid. I'm SO flattered, but your cramping style!"

"Sorry…" Sora backed away sheepishly.

"Hey… You two wanna help me liven up the place?

"How so?" Sora and Roxas said in unison.

"Hmmm…" Axel stroked his chin as he scanned for a target, "How bout a classic? Let's spike the punch!"

"But won't Leon get mad and hunt us down and kill us?"

Axel sneered, "Leave Mr. Anti-Social to me."

"Wait!" Roxas said, "What should we use?"

"Anything you like! There should be tons of stuff in Cid's pantry." And with that Axel walked off briskly. He saw Squall standing next to the counter serving as the buffet. Axel walked coolly up to him, and with the dumbest look he could muster asked, "How-you-DOING?"

"Ugh… Fine… Axel…"

"Oh good mister, I'm-to-good-for-any-one-else." Axel leaned against the buffet.

"Sooooo… You like cheese?"

"No."

"… … Nachos?"

"Nachos have cheese."

"Hows about Chocolate cake?"

"No."

"Aw come on! Everyone loves chocolate cake!"

"Except me."

"Then what do you like?"

Squall remained silent.

"Aw come on… One little word!" Axel leaned in as Sora and Roxas sunck by.

"… Pancakes…"

"Pancakes?" Axel started cracking up, "The fearless 'Squall Leonheart' looooves pancakes? Bwuhahahahahaha!" Axel slapped his knee.

Squall just turned and walked away.

"Hoho… Haha… Wait! ... Ha… What do you think about coffee?" Axel chased after Squall barely breathing.

OOD: Okay it's shorter but you gotta love Axel right?