Title: Guessing Games
Rating: G
Pairing: SeiferxSquall
Summary: Squall hates playing guessing games.
Notes: All dialogue (just for fun), fluff. Dedicated to Yuumoya.
"Two guesses."

"I hate playing these kinds of games – why can't you just tell me?"

"Because that takes all of the fun out of it. Now guess."

"But—"

"No 'but.' Come on, it's really not that hard. You were the one who said I was obvious when it came to this kind of thing."

"That doesn't mean I actually want to play along."

"You're going to. Now guess."

"… I give up. Tell me."

"You can't give up before you even try!"

"I just did."

"You're a real pain in the ass, you know that? A regular bastard."

"I learned it from you."

"Yeah, and I taught you well."

"Regret it?"

"Nah, not really. Lets me know I've been doing my job."

"Ah, I see."

"What? Can't I be proud that I've actually managed to melt you a little bit?"

"Whatever."

"You're slipping again."

"And this matters to you because?"

"Because I thought I was actually gettin' somewhere, and then you turn around and prove that I'm not. Thanks a lot."

"You're welcome."

"Regular stiff, that's what you are. Don't know how to live."

"And I'm supposed to assume that you do?"

"Of course! Haven't you been paying attention at all recently?"

"Was I supposed to?"

"I think I have rubbed off on you. Maybe I should stop hanging around so much."

"…"

"What?"

"…"

"Are you actually taking me seriously? If I left, then you'd turn back into that broody dark self of yours, and then what will everyone do? You'd be a mess. I need to stick around to prevent that from happening."

"Seifer, you still haven't told me what I'm supposed to be guessing."

"… Oh, yeah. Well, that's because you haven't guessed yet. So guess."

"Seifer."

"Fine, fine. Still ain't any fun – maybe I need to teach you more?"

"Seifer, just tell me already."

"Ah, fine, fine. But your gonna owe me for not playing along, and I'm not gonna let you sleep tonight because of it."

"Whatever."

A gentle whisper in your ear.

"Love you."