ACGOMN: Ooo, another chapter.
Don't own the anime, Harry Potter or any of the authors in here. I own the plot and myself.
Chapter 6
First Division Arrives
The eight guardians coughed at the smoke. The possible chosen ones just stare. Out of the dust came, unfortunately, the 1st division.Why they came in with a bang? They're stuck up egotistical bastards who need to be flashy.
"Okay, kiddies. King Yama sent us to take over your job until everything is safe," said Yuri.
"So run off to your rooms," said Kami.
"And lick your wounds," said Jason.
"By being bested by us," said Garret.
"Again," said Ben, Karim, Taylor and Paul. Naruto, Ed, Al, Roy, and the others glared at them. The eight guardians might be weird, but at least their nice.
"Look at all the cute boys," squealed Yuri.
"And all the hot girls," said Kami, Jason, Garret, Ben, Karim, Taylor, and Paul.
"Lay off of them," said Ron, Harry, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Lan, Zoro, Luffy, and Yoh, well more like yelled.
"Why did I have to be engaged to them," said the 1st division pointing to their younger opposites.
"It WAS YOUR GOD DAMNED FUCKING IDEA," yelled the guardians.
"Aw, how scary," said Kami. "Your bark is worse than your bite."
"Right, so when I bit you when we were younger..Why did ya cry," said Dara. Everyone looked at her. "I was four, give me break."
"I didn't cry," sneered Kami.
"Actually it was all my idea," said Ben.
"Can I kill him,"asked Kitty.
"After I kill Karim," said Kurry.
"Hah like any of YOU can kill any of US," said Garret.
"How about castration," said Sarah.
"Oh please you can't even touch us," said the others.
"Watch us," said the rest of the guardians.As they were arguing about ready to have an all out war. The chosen ones whispered quietly to each other. They talked about if this was really happening. They all pinched their arms...it was real. Hell, even Kaiba believed it true, somewhat.
"Hey now," yelled Malik, poor hot guy. "Don't you think that if you work together Earth will be safe for a long time."
"Not only that," said Ryou, "But the better ones could help improve the weaker ones."
"And the fact that your useless squabbling will do nothing to help," said Itachi. Yeah, and this coming from the guy who killed his clan in the other time.
"YOU KNOW NOTHING," yelled the fourteen.
"Oh shut up and who the hell are the ones to save the world, so I could go home and go back to sleep," asked Kaiba, yes this is coming from the work-o-holic.
"Do you want to know the difference is between 1st division and these losers," sneered Taylor.
"Not really," said everyone.
"Fine we know who are the chosen ones, so the rest of you bye-bye," said Kami, with the flick of his hand. The only ones who were left were Itachi, Malik, Ryou, Harry, Tsunade, Hao, Naruku, and Al.
"Now, for you eight you are under arrest by the orders of King Yama and Special Defense Force," said Paul, trying to act official.
"Under what charges," asked Kurry, getting a bit angry.
"That you are no longer needed charges," said Yuri.
"WHAT," yelled the eight. Kami smirked and used the telekinesis he mastered to bind the eight guardians.
"Don't you wish you had all the control over you psychic power," said Kami. Dara tried to break free but it was no use. "So, I'll bring them to the dungeon in Reikai (Spirit world where Yama resides) and the rest of you get those chosen ones out of here and somewhere safe." So, the seven of the first division took the eight chosen ones with them to their lookout. The First Division lookout is bigger, better looking, and would be the paradise everyone was looking for.
"So, boys which one of you wanna a piece of me," said yuri, flirtatious. Itachi, Malik, Ryou, Harry, Hao, Naruku, and Al paled considerably and looked at Tsunade for help.
"Now girl leave them alone," said Tsunade, dangerously. She may not know the boys that much minus Itachi, but the look like they'll pass out.
"OH great we got a mommy," sighed Karim.
"Too bad we didn't get the blonde girl with the banndanna," sighed Jason.
"Hey that's my sister-in-law," growled Hao.
"Or that orange hair one or that spunky looking brown haired girl," said Garret.
"DO NOT HIT ON THEM," yelled the boys.
"My aren't you possessive of the girls," said Yuri, "Or don't tell me any of you crush on any of those losers from the B-team." Glaring matches will begin, now let's look to the defenseless guardians being carried by Kami's mind. On the way to the dungeons Kami's accidentally bang them into a wall and dragged them. Or he would accidentally dropped them on the ground and pick them up. So, by the time they arrived at the dungeons. Dara was bloody on her shoulder, Kitty was bloodied on her right arm, Kurry was the same, Dimitri only had a few cuts cause he was the type of person who had tough skin, the other girls had blood on legs or hands.
Kami stuffed them in the cell and had them chained up to the wall, "Later losers. HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAH WE WIN AGAIN!" He leaves leaving a broken team.
Meanwhile in the real world the others were discussing a plan to help the chosen ones out. Truly it was none of their business, but since when did these people care. Plus, some of them had family and friends up there.
"How would we you know get there," asked Bakura.
"Well, Anna and I could use our shaman powers," suggested Yoh.
"We would be only able to send only a few though," said Anna.
"That wouldn't be good," said Marik.
"I got it," said Orochimaru, "Send a few people and we should be able to keep in contact with them with head set communicators."
"Do we have enough," asked Jiraiya.
"If not the rich boy will help," said Ed, glaring upward at Kaiba.
"He better," said Roy, not really wanting to be stuck with Ed without Al near by to calm him down, getting his gloves ready.
"Fine you losers I will," said Kaiba, "And not because of the shrimp or flame boy's threats."
"WHO YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT WOULD DROWN IN A RAINDROP," yelled Ed.
"Did you just call me Flame boy," asked Roy.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP THIS IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO," yelled Anna, everyone shut up automatically.
Over with the poor chosen ones...Hao and Naruku are being chased by Yuri and everyone else is arguing. Itachi was silent thinking of a plan to break out the guardians, the nice ones. A few of us would have to sneak out. Itachi sighed mentally and decided when the bastards go to sleep to them.
It was going to be a long day, week, and possibly month...
King Yama was not in his office, but tied up in his giant ass closet trying to scream for help.
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