"Really, how do Itachi and Deidara know all those girls anyway? I mean I've never had to call 10 girls before." Hidan said.
"Sasori! Where are the coolers and how many are me and Tobi supposed to fill?" Zetsu wanted to know. The apartment complex where Akatsuki now lived had an ice machine in the area around the pool and since the pool area was still open, they could just filly up the coolers downstairs.
"There's one cooler in Itachi and Deidara's room, there are two coolers in the utility room and there's one cooler in mine and Kisame's room." Sasori answered. Kisame had whipped out his giant shredding katana and now fruit was flying all over the place and landing neatly in color coordinated rows. It was time for Sasori to make his signature BBQ sauce while Kisame boiled the cocktail wieners. Zetsu and Tobi headed downstairs with he first cooler. However, Zetsu was ready to punch Tobi in the face from his incessant talking.
"You know Zetsu, I've never been to a party before. What are your parties like? I bet you guys have so much fun at your parties! Wow! An Akatsuki party and I get to be a part of it!" Tobi was beaming.
"Ah, Tobi you have much to learn about our parties. Sometimes we get a little wild at our parties, but we always have a great time." Zetsu told him as they filled the first cooler with ice. Once full, now they had to lug it back to their fabulous 4th floor corner haven and their apartment complex didn't have an elevator. They left the pool area and went to their flight of stairs which quite conveniently led from their corner apartment to the pool area. "Okay, Tobi here's what we're going to do. This is going to be a bitch to get up the stairs, so I'm going to pull and you're going to push." Tobi was thrilled with these instructions; it was his first task as an official Akatsuki. And so the pulling and pushing began, they only had to do this 3 more times.
"What is that? You smell amazing, seriously!" Hidan asked Deidara. He smelled like the sweet smell of tanning lotion at the beach.
"It's Coconut Cabana intense moisturizing lotion, yeah. Hey! You want some? It's in the bathroom, yeah!" Deidara said.
"Really, I would NEVER smell THAT good. But, I'll at least look at it." Hidan told him.
"Okay, we're leaving to pick up Dana and go to the store for all the stuff!" Itachi said. "Come Deidara, I'm driving." Secretly, Sasori wondered if they would ever make it back alive.
"Hey, listen to me! Don't get cans get bottles you hear me? Beer is so much better out of bottles and don't get that cheap crap!" Sasori yelled at them as Itachi and Deidara walked out the door.
"Hey! Sasori! The weiners! The little wieners! They're boiling over!" Kisame screamed at the sight of the cocktail wieners boiling over in his pot. While Sasori attempted to relieve this disaster, Tobi and Zetsu had returned with the first cooler full of ice.
"Good (wheeze, pant) job (wheeze) Tobi (pant). Man (wheeze), we (pant, wheeze) we kick ass (pant, wheeze, pant, pant)."
"Yeah Zetsu! Hey I have an idea! Let's prop the door open so it's easier once we get to the top of the stairs!" Tobi for some reason wasn't out of breath. Zetsu had to admit, Tobi was on his way to success in Akatsuki.
"Sasoriiiii! The wieners! Wieners everywhere!" Kisame screamed. Sasori had killed the heat to the stove and was scooping cocktail wieners off the stove and throwing them back into the pot. The situation was finally under control and Sasori resumed his position at the opposite burner where he was stirring his BBQ sauce.
"Wow Sasori! You're like the red head, part puppet, totally evil, weapon toting mom I never had!" Kisame hugged him.
"Eh, I do what I can…" Sasori continued stirring. Deidara and Itachi were sitting in the parking lot of Dana's apartment complex. Naturally, Itachi started fixing his hair for the 10th time, he had to look his best for Dana. And then, she appeared in the parking lot…
"DEIDARA, YEAH!"
"DANA, YEAH!" and then came the screaming. You'd think that hadn't seen each other in years.
"God! Do you two have to do that every time you see each other?"
"Yes!" Deidara hissed at Itachi as he bailed out of the infamous van that read AKTSUKI on the license tag to sweep Dana up off the ground.
"Oh my god! I like totally can't believe you guys are having this party tonight, yeah. It is going to be like soooo great, yeah." Dana said hugging her favorite brother. She climbed in the van.
"Hey, Dana you look really nice today." Itachi told her.
"
Oh my god, have you like had your pill today, yeah? Because you get really pissy when you haven't like taken your pill, yeah." Dana asked Itachi. He glared at first, but then told her he had indeed taken his rage pill.
The party was getting closer and no one had yet even mentioned football…
