Hey everyone! Tomorrow is my first day of school and so life is gonna get a little busier for me. I'm not going to be able to update as quickly as I typically do but I'll do my best I promise.

"Sasori! Your BBQ sauce is delicious! Man! You have seriously got the spice combination nailed!" Kisame said sampling the BBQ sauce before placing the cocktail wieners in the sauce.

"Thanks, I picked up the recipe while I was still in the sand country." Sasori said as he began pulling plates and everything out for Zetsu and Tobi to work their magic. Tobi, being the interior design whiz that he proclaimed to be, certainly had many ideas for how to make the kitchen look fabulous and he would have to work quickly because guests and kickoff were 2 hours away.

"Zetsu! Let's alternate the colors of the plates so it's a festive football bash!" Tobi exclaimed. And so it was done, and that was just the beginning of Tobi's hip interior design ideas.

"Hi, we're here to pick up some chicken wings." Itachi told the woman working in the deli.

"What's the name?" she asked.

"Akatsuki." Itachi answered. However, there was a problem with the chocken wing order, when Kisame called the day before he didn't specify how many to make…

"Okay, sir we weren't sure how many chicken wings to fill your order with. How many wings are in his order?" Itachi looked at Deidara then at Dana, and the three of them were glancing at each other rapidly.

"How many is a lot, yeah?" Deidara asked Itachi.

"I don't know? A hundred?" he asked looking at Dana.

"That sounds good, yeah!" Dana answered. And so Itachi told the woman that they wanted a hundred chicken wings.

"Okay you two go get the beer and I'll take these to the van." Itachi told Deidara and Dana. So they went to the cold beer aisle,

"Deidara, how much are we supposed to get, yeah?" Dana asked.

"Well, Danna didn't say, he just said to get glass bottles, yeah. And god, there's so much to choose from, yeah!" Deidara felt a brain overload coming on.

"Oh my god! I know, yeah." Dana said, also feeling a brain overload creeping up. "Okay, Deidara I so have an idea, yeah! You and I like Corona, so let's get some Corona, yeah. Now we can get like 4 of the 24 packs of bottles but we so can't carry those, yeah. Oh! Now here's the best part: we'll put them in a shopping cart and we can stack other kinds of beer on top, yeah. Just in case that's not enough." Dana looked at her brother for approval.

"Dana! I so would have never thought of the cart thing, yeah. Oh, you are the smartest older sister ever, yeah!"

52 minutes, 1 decorated kitchen, 4 coolers of ice, 8 24 packs of beer, 100 chicken wings, 12 two-liter bottles of soda, 37 chip variety bags, and 7 pizzas later…

"Shit! Did you three get enough stuff?" Kisame asked, his eyes popping out of his head from the massive load of food Deidara, Dana and Itachi appeared with.

"Well, we wanted to be certain we had enough, yeah." Deidara said starting to rip open the beer boxers and help Zetsu place the bottles in the icy coolers. "Hey nice job with the kitchen Tobi, yeah!" Deidara said…and then the lightbulb lit up in Deidara's brain…"Oh my god! Tobi, you have to meet my sister, yeah!" Deidara dropped the beer bottles on top of Zetsu and ran to get his Dana. "Dana! Meet Tobi, yeah! Tobi his is my sister." Tobi studied Dana then Deidara then Dana again.

"Wow! How cool is this! You can tell you two are related! Wow! Deidara, you know what it would be like if you were born a girl and Dana can see what she's be like if she were a guy in Akatsuki!" Tobi was delighted.

"That's what we said, yeah." Dana told him. And then the party preparation resumed.

34 minutes and one fabulously football ready apartment later

"Our first guests are arriving…who are those girls?" Sasori asked. Deidara, Itachi and Dana looked to see who was at the door.

"Oh, that's Miranda, Isadora, Sadine, and Michelle, yeah! Remember Sasori they came to our cookout one time, yeah." Deidara told him. Sasoir didn't remember but undoubtedly Itachi Deidara and Dana remembered them. Soon, Sumaya, Akane, Megan, and Adrianne arrived…again Sasori had no damn clue who they were but they were somehow connected with Dana. Actually, no one except Dana Deidara and Itachi knew any of these girls…but they would get to know them very fast.

"Hey! Everybody kick off is in 10 minutes! Come on get some cocktail wieners and get in front of the TV!" Kisame yelled. Never before had 17 people piled onto a couch in a 5 bedroom apartment and actually, Kakuzu had never been that close to a female before (let alone an attractive one) and so he was a little edgy. Let the game begin!

You all will love what craziness I have planned for the next chapter! Hint: expect lots of poor football knowledge yay!