"Verse four," Calvin droned. "Tigers are awesome, no doubt about that! I'm proud to share Earth with so awesome a cat! –Verse…"

"Hold it right there!" came a ferocious snarl from the tree-house above him.

Calvin blinked. "Something wrong?"

"I'll say," Hobbes growled. "We changed that verse of the password last week, as a security precaution after we found the club snack reserve suspiciously depleted. The real Calvin would know…"

"Oh, right." Calvin cleared his throat. "Tigers are awesome, no doubt about that; to all the world's tigers, I take off my hat."

"Ah." Hobbes nodded. "Much better. Please continue."


Disclaimer: If I was Bill Watterson, that would be neat - but I'm not.