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"Hidan, god! Shut up! Would you quit praying that the Lions win! You piss me off all the time!" Kakuzu was ranting and it was a drunk rant so it was all the more enjoyable. Both Hidan and Kakuzu were Lions' Fans. Kisame was all about Green Bay. Itachi and Deidara…well…they liked the concept of coordinated colors for team uniforms. It was obvious that Sasori was in to his Packers, Tobi just didn't get football so he didn't have an opinion and Zetsu seemed to favor Detroit. As for the girls, well Dana wanted to be with her brother so she didn't really care who won. There was at least one Packers fan and one Lions fan in the bunch, but the other girls were too busy complementing Tobi on his interior design skills.

There was a knock at the door. The drunk Akatsukis assumed it was a neighbor complaining about noise again, but a very drunk Itachi answered the door…not a good idea."What the fuck? What are you two stupid asses doing here?" It was Sasuke and Kabuto…those good for nothing football fans.

"Itachi. I see you all are having a football party." Kabuto calmly said. He was wearing his Lions jersey and it was way too big for him, he looked stupid (of course according to Itachi he always looked stupid).

"Yeah, no one invited you….OR YOU! Sasuke! God! Don't wear football fan wear, god you look so stupid!" Itachi hissed at Sasuke. Sasuke was wearing a 'Go Detroit' t-shirt. Now, Itachi being the drunk that he was, didn't have the best judgment right now…he needed the help of his other drunk sexy friend.

"Oh my god, what are you doing here, yeah. No one invited you and you don't know anything about soccer, yeah." Dediara said flinging an arm around Itachi's shoulders so they could lean on each other. They had both had way too much to drink (which for those lightweights was 2 beers, it was the one time weighing less than 150 pounds bit them in the ass).

"We're not even watching soccer!" Itachi snapped at Deidara.

"I know Itachi! We're watching the Packers and the Lions, yeah. I'm just saying that they don't know anything about soccer, yeah." Deidara said, he was weaving slightly back and forth.

"Oh, well you two are so not welcome here!" Itachi said. "Sasuke! The girls here are too old for you anyway!" Deidara laughed wildly.

"Yeah, what are you….10, 11?" Dediara asked nearly knocking Itachi over.

"I'm 16!" Sasuke yelled, he was pissed.

"Well, in that t-shirt….you look 10, yeah." Itachi and Deidara were now both laughing like morons until they collapsed on each other in the floor…Itachi asked Zetsu for another beer. Finally Kabuto and Sasuke got pissed and left.

"Oh my god, like I know, yeah. Me and Deidara so thought that buffalo wings meant like wings from a buffalo, yeah. Then we like learned that buffalos didn't have wings and that buffalos didn't taste like chicken, yeah. I mean that's just as confusing as angel food cake, yeah."

"What's confusing about angel food cake, really?" hidan was having such an intriguing conversation with Dana. She was on her way to being pretty drunk.

"Well, who would take food away from angels to make cakes, yeah? That's just like so mean!"

"Hmmm…" Hidan thought a moment.

"Sounds like you and Deidara had an intriguing childhood, seriously." Hidan said."Oh my god, you know those things that hang above cribs for babies to look at and stuff, yeah."

"Yes." Hidan answered.

"Oh, that thing confused the hell out of me and Dediara….but especially him, yeah."

"What? You stupid Ref! You don't have a clue what you're doing!" Sasori was yelling at the TV. He had Adrianne pretty much attached to his hip and he liked it that way. Zetsu was also into the game and Kakuzu was still terrified of all the girls at this party, he just wasn't good with women. Itachi and Deidara had finally recovered from the laughing episode. However, Deidara and Sumaya had now disappeared down the hall in yet another fit of laughter.

"God! The score is 15 – 23! Come on Green Bay!" Kisame screamed. By this point there wasn't a sober person in the room. Ah, the joys of football.