Hey! Sorry it's taking me more time to update. I am pretty swamped with my schoolwork.

No one had any idea who won that the game that night (too much alcohol). Some of the guests stayed the night (Adrianne, Sumaya, Dana) and the rest left. The next morning when Sasori awoke….he truly thought about leaving Akatsuki for good.

"Oh….my….god….that fucking moron! Oh my god, he's going to die…today Deidara dies!" Sasori said to no one really, most people were still asleep. However, in the middle of the living room was a very large feather (well clay feather) shedding chocobo (the big bird Deidara rides). She was chirping and Sasori was irate. He stormed down the hall to Itachi and Deidara's door.

He banged on it loudly. "Deidara! I don't care who's on top who's on the bottom, I don't care if you are naked! Get the hell out here and get this damn bird out of the living room!" Sasori shouted through the door. There was no answer from behind the door. "Deidara!" Sasori yelled again.

"Deidara." Sumaya yawned. "Do you hear something?" she asked half asleep. She was all cuddled up beside Deidara, their arms wrapped around each other.

"Hmmm?" Deidara was mostly asleep and slightly hung over.

"DEIDARA!" Sasori was getting more than pissed. The giant bird was chirping and walking around the living room leaving clay feathers everywhere. Kisame was awakened by Sasori pounding. He walked into the living room.

"Oh god, what's with the giant bird doing in here/" Kisame asked.

"Sumaya…do you hear pounding, yeah?" Deidara asked. Finally, he came to his senses and realized there was pounding at the door. Why Itachi didn't wake up and kill Sasori was a mystery. Sasori heard lots of stumbling and Deidara appeared wrapped up in a sheet (a Calvin Klein sheet).

"What's wrong Danna, yeah?" Deidara yawned again, his hair was tossed everywhere, it was obvious what he did the night before. Sasori glared like he had never glared before.

"There's a problem in the living room….go fix it….NOW!" Sasori left Deidara to tend to the problem. Hidan had rolled out of bed and was making some sort of breakfast; he was an excellent breakfast cook.

"Awwww, look at you, look at you, yeah." Deidara spoke sweetly to the giant bird and stroked the feathers.

"Oh god…damn bird…" Zetsu had just entered the living room, only to find it occupied by a very large bird.

"Awww, that's my girl, yes it is, awwwww, yeah. Now, let's go, come on, out the door, yeah. Out the door." Deidara shoved the giant bird out the door as she chirped some more. Of course when she popped out the door, feathers flew everywhere. It was this moment that Deidara realized Dana was no where to be found.

"Where's Dana, yeah?" Deidara asked, who was heading back to bed.

"I don't know, Itachi was trying to make out with her after you and Sumaya disappeared." Kisame said. Sasori had gone back to bed with Adrianne. And so Deidara headed back to bed with the sheet….however once he entered the room….the screaming started.

"God! Does it never end!" Zetsu complained. Deidara's screaming woke Dana, who was in Itachi's bed, Dana woke and she was confused at first, but then she saw who she was in bed with and she was screaming. This woke Itachi and he was just pissed. However, it was discovered that she didn't sleep with Itachi, she had gotten pretty damn drunk with him and she fell asleep there. Deidara was relieved…Itachi was disappointed.

And so, the football party had been a hit, even though no one was completely certain who had won. Hidan's breakfast was soon complete and he was ready to serve his sausage, egg and cheese biscuits. Ah, yes. Never a dull moment in the Akatsuki apartment. Until we check in later….

Okay, this is the part where I announce the next story: Akatsuki Bowling Team. Expect…well do we ever know what t expect? I'll try to post the first chapter soon.