CH4
Gir followed Sandy into the Krusty Krab without question and walked up to the counter to order.
"Welcome to the Krusty Krab," Squidward groaned to Sandy and Gir, looking as enthused as he ever did as he huffed in disgust and hovered over the cash register. "May I take your order?"
"I want rubber underpants! Extra stretchy!" Gir pleasantly requested. Sandy and Squidward both looked down at the bizarre little robot in confusion.
"Sorry, we're fresh out of extra stretchy rubber underpants," Squidward mocked. Gir then put his hands on his hips and began studying the posted menu. "OK, I'll have…um….chicken toes."
"There's NO chicken toes on the menu, shiny." Squidward than thought about what he had just called Gir, "Humph, 'shiny', ugh-ha-ugh-ha-ugh-ha," he nasally giggled.
Gir had a puzzled look on his face. "No Chicken toes? Then I guess I'll just have a nice glass of shampoo."
Squidward just stood there starring at him for a moment. "Do you want to whale size your shampoo sir?"
"We'll just have two krabby patties Squidward," Sandy interrupted. "And a couple of sodas."
Suddenly Spongebob appeared behind Squidward from the kitchen window, smiling cheerfully like a bright yellow square sun full of holes. "Who's your new friend Sandy?"
"Come out here for a minute Spongebob," Sandy excitedly insisted with a smile as big as Texas. "I want you to meet Gir." In an instant Spongebob swung open the kitchen doors and popped out to meet Sandy's new friend.
"Gir," Sandy began the introductions. "This is Spongebob; Spongebob this is…" but before she could finish, the pant wearing yellow sponge gasped in fear and pointed at Gir in terror. "It's a ro…ro…ro…robot!"
Sandy chuckled and took Spongebob over to the side. "I don't think he's really a robot Spongebob; robots aren't quite so…umm, well what I mean is robots aren't as, you know…well they're not…ummm…"
"…Stupid?" Squidward rudely finished her sentence.
"I think maybe he's just a little kid pretending to be a robot," Sandy offered as an explanation. Just then Gir got on all fours and began to chase his make believe tail. Then suddenly plopped down on his rump lifted his leg and began to lick his crotch.
"A very seriously disturbed little kid," Squidward only halfway mocked.
"I dunno Sandy," Spongebob whispered as he kept a suspicious eye on the metal maniac. "He sure looks like a robot to me, and everyone knows that robots are dangerous! They're always trying to take over the world or something!"
"Oh Spongebob relax," Sandy reassured him with a smile. "Tell ya what, if he starts any trouble I'll just karate chop him in half alright?"
Just then Gir stopped his licking and shot straight up to his feet; his eyes glowing bright red once more. "I must go help my master!" and in an instant his feet turned to jets and he flew out of the restaurant in a flash.
"Still think he's not a robot?" Spongebob ridiculed Sandy as she stood there with her mouth hung wide open.
"Well don't just stand there," the squirrel snapped to her senses. "We gotta stop the metallic critter before he takes over the world!"
