I do not own life with Derek.

Ok peoples. I'm sry I've been gone, but I had to get settled and situated in work. Sry it took so long.

Sam's POV

School today was quite interesting. Derek wouldn't let go of Casey, and Casey didn't seem to mind. Man they had only known each other for a few days pit together and they were so close. If only I had someone that close. I was about to walk through the front door of Derek's house when I noticed movers brining in furniture to the house next door. I heard yelling and looked over at the driveway to see a brown girl with brown curly hair. My heart stopped. She was so pretty. She may not have been the prettiest girl, definitely not prettier than Casey, but pretty. She looked up and caught my eye, I was about to walk over when Casey ran up and jumped on my back. "Sammy?"

"Yes Casey?" "Take me over to the new girl."

"Whatever" I smiled (with Casey still on my back) and walked over. Casey smiled and introduced herself.

"Hi I'm Casey, and this handsome devil is…"

"Your Boyfriend." Casey looked down at me and I looked up, we both started cracking up. The poor girl looked so confused and I was about to correct her when it was done for me,

"No I'm her boyfriend (Casey squeaked as Derek removed her from my back) and this blonde man right here is her brother."

"So go for him" I threw Casey a glare and she took Derek's hand and ran for the house.

Casey's POV

Oh my god. Sam is so crushing on the new girl. It's soooooo cute. And apparently Derek is my boyfriend. Or at least he told Emily that. I wanted to be his girlfriend, but I think he was trying to make sure Emily didn't start crushing on him. He was sweet and considerate. I think what also helps is that he made me a pop girl. Everyone thought we were a couple, sooooo I became popular. Even thought the girls secretly hated me, they wouldn't say anything about it as long as I was Derek's "girlfriend." I was too caught up in my thinking that I didn't hear anyone come up behind. I was going to sit in the brown chair when I was pulled onto the couch and fell on someone's lap. I turned around and saw Derek. "Hey Der. What are you doing" "Holding onto you. What does it look like?"

"So why did you tell Emily I was your girlfriend?" "Cause you are."

"Oh. Ok" Derek smiled and turned me around on his lap and kissed me. I blushed a little at the position we were in. I was straddling him, but as Derek started kissing me again, I didn't care. I could hear Sam and Emily outside, but I didn't care about that either. We had started getting hot and heavy (groping and fondling, making out until we had no breath left) when Derek stood up and wrapped my legs around his waist. He was about to take me up the stairs when the door opened, Derek didn't care, he kept going up. I heard my name being called, but I didn't register the voice. Derek had almost reached his room, when I was grabbed by my sides and pulled off Derek. Shocked (and a little bit angry) I turned to see who it was. "Sam? What the hell. Put me down NOW!" Sam slapped me across the face. "You little fucking slut! Our parents are in the hospital and all you can think about is having sex with Derek. Are you that fucking selfish?"

"You bastard. How dare you accuse ME, when you're out there hooking up with the new girl? What does that make you? How dare you hit me! Who the hell do you think you are?"

"I'm your older brother."

"No your dad just married my mom, and vice versa. Your no brother of mine." I was about to go down the stairs when Sam yanked me into Derek's parents room and locked the door.

"Listen here you little brat, you don't know Derek, he may be my best friend, but he's a player. He'll break your heart."

"Fuck you Sam. All your good for is breaking hearts. And making a mess of my life. I fucking hate you!"

"Is this what this is about? I broke your heart. Case that was three years ago, when our parents got married. I can't believe you're not over it."

"Trust me I'm over it. Plus I found someone knew. Whose a wayyyy better kisser?"

Sam's POV

I don't know what came over me but when I heard her say that I went crazy. I can't explain what I did next, but I grabbed her arms and slammed her against the door, and crashed my lips against hers, when she started to respond I stuck my tongue in her mouth. We were just getting into it when she moaned a name, when my foggy brain processed whose name she moaned I pulled away with shame. She had moaned "Derek".

She looked up at me with tears. She locked the door and muttered, "I hate you Sam." She ran out of the room and straight into Derek's arms. Not knowing what happened, just that Casey was crying, he shot me the dirtiest glare I had ever received.

Hours after the kiss I still couldn't believe I had made out with my stepsister and she had said Derek's name. I don't even know why I kissed. She just pissed me off with the "Derek is a wayyyy better kisser." Now because of my actions, my sister hates me. Sighing dejectedly I walked into guest bedroom and pooped in my mix CD and put on 'She Fucking Hates Me"

Met a girl, thought she was grand

fell in love, found out first hand

went well for a week or two

then it all came unglued

in a trapped trip I can't grip

never thought I'd be the one who'd slip

then I started to realize

I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me

trust

she fucking hates me

la la la la

I tried too hard

and she tore my feelings like I had none

and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour

after that shit got sour

she took all I ever had

no sign of guilt

no feeling of bad, no

In a trapped trip I can't grip

never thought i'd be the one who'd slip

then I started to realize

I was living one big lie

Chorus

that's my story, as you see

learned my lesson and so did she

now it's over and i'm glad

'cause i'm a fool for all i've said

Chorus

la la la la la la la la la la

Trust

la la la la la la la la la la

Trust

and she tore my feelings like I had none

she fucking hates me

I can't believe my sister hates me.