Turned out two teams had failed - Weird Hair and Sugar dude, even after I'd tutored him and all, had flunked, along with Dunce Face and Raccoon eyes. They were whining about it in class the next day.

"Everyone," wailed Raccoon Eyes. "I'm looking forward - hi - to a bunch of….awesome stories from the trip!"

"Just hold on, now," Deku said. "There could still be some twist to this!" way to rub it in, Mr. Condescending.

"Don't say that, Midoriya," said Tape Arms. "You're gonna jinx it."

"Failing our exams means summer school hell instead of training camp in the woods!" cried Dunce Face. "And we flunked the practical. The only twist would be if your average scores were less than a monkey's." As he ranted, he stuck his fingers into Deku's eyes.

"Calm down, your talking too much," Tape Arms rebuked him. "I'm in the same boat anyway. I got put to sleep and only cleared thanks to Mineta. So until we know how they're actually grading this thing…"

"Save your pity!" Dunce Face spat back. "I just want your points."

The door slammed open. "That's the bell," said Sensei as they all hustled to sit down. "Be seated."

"Morning," said Sensei. "About your final exams. Sadly we had some failures. As such, you're all going to summer training camp!"

IT'S A LAST MINUTE TWIST! The four losers looked thrilled. Dammit.

"Everyone cleared the written tests," Sensei continued. "But in the practical, Kirishima, Kaminari, Ashido, Sato and Sero all failed."

"Wait, we're really allowed to go?" cried Weird Hair.

Sensei continued, "As the villains in the test, we teachers came up with assignments perfectly suited to all of you. Ones that would give you chances to devise winning. If we hadn't, none of you would've stood a chance."

"So when you said you were really going to crush us," said Tail.

"That was to push you," said Sensei. We are talking about training camp after all. More than anyone else, those who failed need that the most. This was another rational deception."

All five of the idiots jumped for joy and pumped our fists in the air. Behind them, Glasses cried "But now that we've been lied to twice, aren't you worried that our faith in you has been shaken?"

"Way to be a wet blanket, Iida," joked Uraraka.

"Perhaps. But consider the facts. It wasn't entirely a lie. Failure is still failure. You five will receive special supplemental lessons. And to be honest, they'll be far worse than summer school. Anyway, I'll be handing out camp manuals. Take one and pass it back."

Once class was out, the others all gathered around to look over the camp manuals.

"Well, whatever the case," said Tail. "It's nice that everyone gets to go."

"An entire week of training camp!" cried Glasses.

"The packing list is huge," muttered Deku.

"I don't even have a bathing suit. There's a ton of stuff I've got to buy," said Dunce Face.

"OH, I know!" cried Inviso-Girl. "We're off tomorrow and tests are over, so how about we all go shopping together, Class A?"

"Good idea!" cried Dunce Face. "This'll be a first, come to think of it!"

"Hey, you come too Bakugou!" said Weird Hair.

"No way in hell. What a waste of time."

I still couldn't shake how pissed I felt about Deku. As we were sitting down, Dunce Face and Tape Arms tried grabbing my attention.

"Hey Bakugou, let's do this thing! You know, this thing, whaddya call this thing?"

"I dunno what it's called but c'mon, let's do it!"

"Shut up, Flunk-fucks," I snapped back, and they dutifully obliged and left me alone.

Goddamn Deku pulling that shit during the last moment of the exam. I couldn't say anything with All Might and Nurse lady around, but -

I turned to face him. " What kinda stupid ass shit did you think you were doing, dammit?"

But it wasn't Deku sitting behind me. It was Uraraka.

"If you want Deku, he's in the bathroom," she said, in this off-puttingly calm tone.

"The fuck'er YOU doing here?!" I demanded.

"I was just sensing your Baku Rage Aura, and thought you would probably start yelling at Deku again." And she had this annoying know-it-all look on her face, like she knew exactly what I was thinking.

"Oh yeah, you're a real Sherlock, aren't ya?" I grinned. "If that's all, you can go fuck off."

"Can't you make nice with him already? And I'm not going anywhere." I stared for a sec at her.

"Me? 'Make nice' with him? Not when a damn fucking nerd like him keeps doing his best to make an ass out of me!"

"C'mon, really? Guess it just won't go that smoothly, huh," she sighed.

"Ah?"

"Bakugou," she said, real seriously. "You were so cool when we fought. But you're always like that with Deku. It's almost like, you're scared, so you wanna distance him. And you act all menacing like that. I mean, you were childhood friends, and now you're in the same class. So I want you to stop yelling at each other and be friends again."

WHAT.

"THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME?!" I shouted at her, ready to throw down as I jumped up and she did too, equally ready to throw down.

"Phew, I feel lighter - WHA?"

Deku himself was standing there staring at us. "Wh-what are you two yelling about?!"

"You too, Deku, you damn nerd!" I shouted back at him.

"WHAT ARE YOU, SECOND GRADERS? TAKE YOUR SEATS! IT'S TIME FOR MODERN HERO ART HISTORY!" Shouted Midnight Sensei, from the doorway. Of course we all obeyed. AS class started, I now was simmering about that Damned Uraraka.

Though I was a little bit less annoyed than before. Damn Uraraka. What's she know? Scared of him? Of Deku?

The really annoying thing was…she was kinda right.

You wanna distance him.

That's true…

But scared of him? I'm not scared of anyone, no way, no way in hell…

Are you all right, are you hurt?

Deku's damn condescending face and vibe, always looking down on me, always convinced he can surpass me and do better than me.

All over the news the next day, we learned that the class had gone shopping at the mall and Deku'd been cornered by the League of Villains' leader. That creep with the hand over his face, Tomura Shigaraki.

This caused a big ruckus at the time. They had decided to relocate our training camp spot because of this. We were still going to camp and all, just in a different place.

Note: This is based on an omake.