A/N: Now before I start, I don't own The Loud House or The Expendables.

Also, this is the same as the original One Loud Expendable, but its fixed up and redone. You'll see.

They both belong to their rightful owners, and if you don't like how I'm doing this story, then don't read at all.

Rated M for sexual content, cursing, drug use and violence so I will see you...AT THE BOTTOM!

A Loud Expendable

It was like all other days at the Loud House, all the children were doing their daily routines all except for one white haired boy. Lincoln was sitting in his room with head down at his desk, feeling like he didn't have a special talent nor belong in this chaotic family.

"Why can't I find something that I'm good at and feel special at it. Like Lynn, she is good at martial arts and sports, Leni is good at fasion, Lori is good at golf and Luna is good at guitar. And what is this white haired nerd good at...NOTHING!" Lincoln explained with a bit of anger in his voice.

For the past couple weeks, Lincoln felt like he just didn't have the right talent to be good at. All he felt like he was good at was not holding grudges and helping his sisters when they are in a pickle. But Lincoln still didn't feel like it was a physical talent.

By looking on his laptop, he started to find out ways that boys like him would be interested in activites his age. Looking through all the genres of sports, boys designer fashion, and even music that he would like but so far Lincoln had found jack squat.

"UGH! Why can't I find something I'm good at!" Lincoln bellowed luckily not loud enough for the rest of the family members to hear. As that happened his computer gave him a suggestion for a specific talent that he could study and get used to on one of the links of the search.

This caught his eye and observed the strange link, it read in the google search underlined Hacking for Dummies Cheat Sheet. He clicked it and instantly read the info that was diplayed in his young eyes.

"Not all hacking is bad. The security testing covered in this book reveals security weaknesses or flaws in your computing setups. This Cheat Sheet provides you with quick references to tools and tips, alerts you to commonly hacked targets — information you need to make your security testing efforts easier." Lincoln read as he was already liking it, he was thinking that this could be an instant way to help his family with any computer problems.

So Lincoln made a quick note to study whatever he could when he gets home from school or any family activities, as well as keep it hidden from his nosy sisters. He wanted to be the best he could when it came to helpful computer hacking, and show his sisters he wasn't the quote on quote Man with a plan, but a very logical plan to help those in need.

3 months later

As Lincoln was learning new steps of hacking, he was also learning ways to bypass firewalls of false pages and such. He was having so much fun studying his new hobby/talent he almost didn't hear his mom knock on the door.

"Sweetie, can I talk to you?" Rita asked as Lincoln almost fell out of his chair with a big yelp.

"Uh yeah, one sec!" He exclaimed as he minimized the google tab.

Rita noticed her only son was upset for the past 3 months and wanted to get to the bottom of this, even if she had to bring her husband into it as well which she didn't like to do, since she was closer to Lincoln than Lynn Sr was.

Lincoln raised an eyebrow as he noticed the look on his mother's face, he knew she had caught up to why he was so down in the dumps around the others.

"What's up mom. Am I in trouble?" Lincoln commented as he was nervous and thought she had found out.

"No no honey, it's just that...you've been really down for a while and I wanted to know why. Even called me and said that you've been down at school, even though you get your schoolwork done your just down in the dumps. You know you can come to me or your father, right sweetie? Rita explained sadly.

Lincoln never saw his mother like this before in front of him or the others. He also didn't want her to find out what he was really doing in his room on his computer.

"I know mom, I'm sorry if I didn't come to you or dad sooner." He replied in a sincere tone.

"Good, now get ready for dinner. We're having bacon cheeseburgers." Rita said as she kissed her son on the head and exited the room.

His smile fell a bit as he did as he was told by getting ready for dinner, he wanted to keep studying on hacking for dummies. Lincoln was already getting into bypassing secure databases, but he didn't want to upset his parents anymore and headed down to the smell of bacon and beef cooking.

Downstairs

Lincoln made it to his seat as set down his food and began to chow down. As he got a piece of bacon in his mouth, Lana thought it'd be funny to fling a piece of burger at her twin, but without knowing Lily babbled something outloud and made Lana fire right at Lincoln. Rita and Lynn Sr heard a smack of food hitting something and got out of their seats to see hamburger right in the middle of Lincoln's face who was not a happy camper.

"Uh, that was meant for Lola, Lincoln." Lana said dumbfounded as she was pretty sure there was consequences coming her way.

"LANA LOUD! What have we told you about flinging food at your siblings!" Lynn Sr yelled as loud (no pun intended) as he could. "May I be excused from dinner, I'm not hungry now." Lincoln said softly but still enough for Rita and Lynn Sr to hear. "Sure sweetie, come on let's get you cleaned up." Rita sweetly said as she and Lincoln headed for the stairs.

Luna noticed how calm her brother was even though he took a piece of burger to the face. "You okay dude" Luna asked softly as she put her hand on his shoulder. And with the creepiest grin on his face, Lincoln replied in a eerie tone. "Just fine." As he shrugged her hand off his shoulder.

Luna was now worried about her little brother, they had always had been close but something was eating Lincoln. She was even surprised that Lincoln took a burger to the face and didn't yell at Lana.

Upstairs Bathroom

Lincoln was scrubbing the grease and pieces of ground beef off his face while Rita fetched new clothes since grease leaked down onto his clothing. "Lincoln. Look at me and listen good." Rita said in a stern voice. Lincoln was pretty sure now she had caught up to him to what he had said to the 15 year old rocker downstairs. "Yes ma'm. Am... I grounded or something? Lincoln squeaked out as he then saw his mother kneel down and wrap him in a hug. "Honey, your not in trouble, Okay. I want you to tell me what's eating you, is someone bothering you and you don't want to tell me. What's going on!?" Rita was close to tears now, she was now concerned for her only son and wanted to get to the bottom of this whole fiasco.

"I'm fine mom, nothing to worry about. I'm just tired right now and I guess I kinda said to Luna in a weird tone that I was fine. Like I said, nothing to worry about." Lincoln said while he hung his head down.

Rita felt his arms return the hug as she heard the bathroom door open and standing there was her husband.

"Lana is now grounded for the rest of the week for that stunt at dinner" Lynn Sr explained as he also sported a worried face as he saw Lincoln with new clothes on.

"You ok sport? I'm surprised you didn't go ape on Lana." He continued as Lincoln just walked past them like they weren't there at all.

"I'm very worried about him Lynn, he's been down for a while now. Even Mr. Huggins and his teachers are worried about him, he's getting his work done but Lincoln's just down all the time." Rita explained as she was beginning to worry if Lincoln might do something will regret.

"I don't know what to do honey, I just don't know." Lynn Sr replied as he rubbed his temples. He had never seen his only son like this before, and he wanted to also know what was going on. Unbeknownst to the parents, the rockstar of the family was eavesdropping in on the conversation and didn't sound happy. She was worried about Lincoln, they had always got along, they did have their moments where they got mad at each other but they loved each other no matter what.

Lincoln's Room

Lincoln sat at the computer studying to bypass secure databases such as the tough ones. It was a bit tricky the first time Lincoln examined the way everything was, but after a while he got the hang of it. He now wanted to try out his new talent and see if it was worth the 3 months he studied.

He opened the program he was given a month back and began going to work on the site he was told to go to. He spent 5 minutes getting past little buggers in the site but managed to work around them until he saw a specific name on screen and info. Lincoln read it under his breath until he snapped out of it and noticed what he had hacked into.

"CIA Confidential Files for Rogue Agents." Lincoln read as he panicked quietly while pushing it away and hyperventilating. "What am I gonna do?!" He cried under his breath as he knew what could lead to. Lincoln was young and didn't want to go to jail, but he knew if he didn't do the right thing, there would be hell coming his way. So Lincoln did the responsible thing... and called the CIA Headquarters.

Lincoln took the time to analyze what he had just done. He had wanted to get into hacking to help his family just in case of any computer problems, not to start cyber hacking. He did have a good talent of drawing comics and writing, but he didn't feel like that was good enough. He wanted to impress his whole family with his new talent so he can use it for the greater good.

He then looked up the CIA's number to turn himself in. Lincoln was only 11, but he didn't want the government coming after him and making it harder for him to get away from this. As he was dialing the number, Lincoln regret clicking on the Hacking for Dummies Cheat Sheet.

As far as Lincoln could remember of all the stupid stuff he did, this was the stupidest thing he could have done in his young life. Tears started to form in his eyes as he pressed the green dial button, he was ready accept his punishment since he committed a Class B Felony which he could get 10 years in juvie.

Lincoln then heard a click on his phone and heard an adult male voice on the line and prepared to confess for what he did.

"C.I.A Headquarters, this is Agent Church, how can I help you?" Agent Church stated kindly.

"My name is Lincoln Loud, and I want to report a felony of Cyber Hacking." Lincoln replied with a hint of his voice cracking.

"Ok, Lincoln, do you know who hacked what and where?" Agent Church asked politely.

"I...I did. I hacked into your government mainframe and saw files that said something about launch codes." Lincoln explained as he was now scared for what was to come, he sniffled as felt tears dropping from his eyes.

"Lincoln, son, listen to me carefully. I want you to explain what happened and why, can you do that for me?" Agent Church explained in a soft voice.

"I did it because I thought I didn't have a good talent where it would draw good attention from my family at all. I mean I'm good at writing and drawing comics, but somewhere in my head, I feel like it's not enough and I feel like a dork for not trying new things that seem interesting to me. I guess what I did was the stupidest thing on earth am I right?" Lincoln explained as he was starting to feel bad.

"Well, don't get me wrong that was stupid but at least your accepting responsibility. That's very logical thinking to do as soon as you commit the crime." Church said sincerely.

"And you should know that by now your 11 right?" Church asked curiously.

"Yes sir." Lincoln politely said.

"Ok, now you do know what's going to happen, do you?" Church said sternly which frightened Lincoln a bit as he knew he was ready to face his punishment.

"Yes sir, I know what's going to happen." Lincoln replied as he was starting to cry again.

"Lincoln, don't cry ok. I'll help you get through this; do you understand?" Church commented softly.

Lincoln was now able to get himself under control as he dried his tears and blowed his nose. He put the phone back to his ear and continued his conversation with the agent.

"Yes, Agent Church. Who will be coming to get me?" Lincoln asked honestly.

"I will, I'll be bringing a warrant, but it will say that you're willingly giving yourself up, ok? Church replied sternly.

"Ok, when will you be here." Lincoln asked the agent curiously.

"Well, I looked up your name on my computer and got your info. So, I should be there tomorrow by 11:30 to 12 pm, sound good? He asked the 11-year-old with generosity.

"Yeah, that should be fine. Do I tell my parents?" Lincoln asked with worry in his young voice.

"No, no, no. Let me deal with that, just get your computer with your charger and maybe a change of clothes for a couple nights. While your outside just wait for me around that time, ok?" Church instructed as Lincoln did as he was told.

"Yes sir. I'll be outside 10 minutes prior to 11:30." Lincoln stated as he got his computer plugged in since he hadn't charged it in hours, plus it was almost dead anyways.

"Good, now get some rest. I'll be there tomorrow...and Lincoln?" Church said generously.

"Yeah?" Lincoln replied with confusion.

"I appreciate you doing this...turning yourself in instead of running like most kids would." Church kindly commented.

Before Lincoln could reply, the call ended, and he was now feeling a bit better. But still felt scared about being taken to jail by a CIA Agent. At least Agent Church was letting him get ready for tomorrow before being taken in, most agents wouldn't let others do the same.

As Lincoln was getting ready for bed in his pj's, he went downstairs to get something to drink and saw Lori at the table chatting with Bobby. The eldest member of the children looked towards Lincoln and saw a sad look on his 11 year old face.

Downstairs Table

"I'll call you back soon, Bobby." Lori said quickly before hanging up and tending to her only brother.

"Hey, Lincoln, I heard you've been upset these past couple months. Is everything okay?" Lori asked in a worried voice towards her upset brother.

"Everything is just fine, Lori." Lincoln stated flatly as he got a shocked look from his older sister.

"Lincoln, I know a sad face when I see it. Now please tell me what's going on." Lori anxiously waited for her brother's response as he swatted her hand away and pulled back angrily.

"GET OFF MY DANG BACK LORI! Jesus, can you ever stay out of my business... oh wait NOOO! You can't because you always are the meddling, rude, bossy and messed up sister that will never change!" Lincoln yelled so loud (no pun intended) that it caught Lori off guard and their parents' attention.

"What's going on out here?" The patriarch of the family exited his room as he was in his pj's ready for bed. Lincoln just ran upstairs wanting to get the night over with and let morning come. Rita noticed and went up the stairs after her only son to know what just happened between him and Lori.

Lynn Sr looked at Lori and exhaled. "Lori, he's been down for the past 3 months. I don't know why but just do me a favor and not set him off again, ok?" He explained as he sounded very worried indeed.

"Okay, whatever. I was just asking what's going on and he just flipped!" Lori exclaimed as she felt her phone vibrate. "I'm going to bed, night." The eldest daughter said to her father and he also went up the stairs to check on his son.

Outside Lincoln's Room

Rita was just outside of Lincoln's room trying to talk to him the best she could but so far...nothing. Lynn Sr came up and had a crack at it.

"Son, can we talk about what happened downstairs please." Lynn Sr plead while Rita was doing the same.

"Sweetie, please come out. We're not mad, I promise, just come out and tell us what's going on." Rita explained while knocking as she was getting more worried by the second.

After no response, Lynn Sr finally made a decision. "Maybe we should just leave him alone for tonight. We'll check back with him tomorrow, ok Rita?" Lynn Sr said in defeat as the two headed downstairs for the night.

While the two headed downstairs, Lincoln was preparing for what was coming the next morning. He was glad that Agent Church was going to help him get through it, but he still scared that he was facing charges. He thought the best thing was to listen to the agents' advice and get some sleep.

The Next Morning

Lincoln woke up to the usual Loud House wake up with everyone doing their morning routines. The 11-year-old decided to get everything out of the way and get ready to meet Agent Church around noon.

Lincoln got his shower stuff ready and went to the bathroom to find the line short. He raised his eyebrow in a suspicious way and noticed Leni walking into shower, but he shrugged it off and continued his morning routine.

Lynn was drinking her cup of coffee when she spotted her brother walk past her to get cereal. She thought today was the perfect day to play soccer with her only brother but failed to notice the frown on his face.

"Sup, bro! You wanna play soccer with me after breakfast?" The athlete asked her brother in a excited voice only to be stopped by his hand in her face.

"First of all, I'm not in any mood today for sports, martial arts or any rough housing at all. You don't like it, don't beg or weep at me because it's not happening. You want to force me out there or threaten me in any way, shape or form I will go straight to mom and dad. Now get off my back." Lincoln said very sternly as he sported an angry look.

Lynn was ready to pounce her brother because of what he said but was also surprised it was this early in the morning he had such a fire built up in him.

"Let me tell you something dork-" Lynn was beginning to rant until she was stopped by her brother once more. And even worse Luna, Luan and the twins were now downstairs to see what the commotion was all about.

"Lynn, if your gonna swing at me, then DO IT! Because I'm going to tell you once and only once, I'm in no mood to play any type of stupid sports at all today. I have already got enough on my plate already as it is and if you keep pushing me, you are getting ready to walk into a hornet's nest and you ain't got near a bit of net or spray!" Lincoln fumed once more as he heard gasps and oh's from the hidden siblings as he stomped up the stairs to depart later on.

The young athlete just stood in the kitchen dumbfounded as she never thought to hear her brother stand toe to toe with her and want her to hit him. She had never known he had guts like this at all, and she hoped whatever was eating him died down soon.

Mid-Morning Rolls Around

Lincoln began to get his computer ready to meet Agent Church out on the porch until he got a call from an unknown number. He answered it and immediately recognized the voice.

"Lincoln, you there kid?" Agent Church asked softly.

"Yeah, I'm here...how'd you get my-" Lincoln began to ask until he was cut off by Church.

"I got your number from the office. Anyway, I'll be there in 10 minutes, ok?" Church explained kindly as Lincoln was now taking a deep breath in and out.

"Yes, sir. I'll be waiting outside." Lincoln replied with respect as the phone ended from the other side.

As that moment he did as he was told and headed downstairs with laptop in hand ready to meet Agent Church.

"It's for the best, at least he gave me his word he'll help me" Lincoln said under his breath as he headed out front to wait for the CIA Agent.

10 minutes passed and right on time, a black suburban with the CIA seal on the side of it. The driver door opened and out stood a bald man with a black suit, gun holster that poked out of his side and a had a cold look in his eyes. But they softened when he looked at Lincoln and started walking towards him.

"Lincoln Loud?" The man asked curiously.

"Yes?" Lincoln responded frightened a bit.

"It's me, Agent Church. Here see my ID badge." Agent Church showed his badge to Lincoln who felt a bit relieved.

"Now, do you mind showing me what happened on your computer last night?" Agent Church said sternly.

A/N: Phew! What do you think is gonna happen to Lincoln? Anyway, this is done, but there will be more to come, and I really appreciate the positive feedback from the last chapter, let's see if I can get some more on this one! :D Also, I have had some problems but hopefully I can fix it. Anyway, thanks to Lentex for proofreading this and thanks to you all for reading and I shall see you in the next one...ADIOS AMIGOS!