A/N: Hey guys, I'm back with another chapter of One Loud Expendable. Now hopefully this will be going up as the next chapter, if not then I'll add this under what was updated like last night. Like before, I don't own The Loud House or The Expendables, they belong to their rightful owners. That's it for up here and I'll see you... AT THE BOTTOM!

Outfront

As Lincoln was showing Agent Church how he had hacked into the mainframe, a certain pair of eyes were peeking out of the window. The eyes belonged to Luna and Rita who were surprised to see the man talking to Lincoln, Rita thought he knew better than to talk to strangers, but the sight just felt...off.

"And after I managed to get past this fricking bugger and the firewall, before I knew it I was seeing the Launch Codes." Lincoln finished as he technically did everything as he did the night before. Agent Church was now very astonished to see it for himself in person as an 11-year-old hacked into the US Governments Database.

"I'm very impressed that you actually took the time to study this and-" The agent was cut off due to a younger girl hollering.

"Who are you?!" The voice belonged to Luna who was followed by Rita.

"Yeah, and what are you doing on my property?!" Rita sounded like she was ready to tear the agent a new one until he spoke with a tone of voice Lincoln had never heard before.

"My name is Agent Church and I'm with the CIA ma'm. I'm here because I have a warrant for your son's arrest." Agent Church showed his badge and ID as he spoke with a clear stern tone that made the mother fear a bit.

"W-what do you mean arrest?" Rita asked with surprise and a hint of scaredness in her voice.

"Here's the warrant, a significant fresh arrest warrant out of the building before I left." Church explained as he turned to Lincoln who knew what to do.

"M-mom, I can explain what he's talking about." Lincoln told his mother as he plucked up courage and explained everything.

"I did it because I thought I didn't have a good talent where it would draw good attention from you, dad or the girls. I mean I'm good at writing and drawing comics, but somewhere in my head, I feel like it's not enough and I feel like a dork for not trying new things that seem interesting to me. I then found Cyber Hacking and thought it could help with something like PC problems. But boy was I wrong, I spent months learning the ways of hacking and somehow I found myself hacking into the CIA mainframe and...here we are. But I found the responsibility in myself to report what I did to Church here." Lincoln explained as he drew in a deep breath.

Rita was on the verge of crying at that moment. Her only son committed a big felony but actually admitting he did it, she taught her kids to know what to do and what not to do. Lincoln knew he screwed up, and she wanted to help him but there was nothing she could do at that moment.

"I know I screwed up big time, and if you hate me because of what I did... I understand." Lincoln continued until his mother came up and wrapped him in a tight hug.

Luna wasn't gonna stand there and let her brother be taken to jail like this, she didn't want her little brother to go to jail.

"YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY BRO ANYWHERE DUDE!" Luna screamed at the agent who wasn't fazed at all, but now upset.

"Listen here rockstar, your brother is doing the right thing by turning himself in. If he was to run from this whole thing and be caught, he would be serving 30 years in a state penitentiary. But I told him I'd help him get through, so the good thing is he will most likely be serving around 9 to 10 years." Church finished as the rest of the sisters started to come outside to see what was going on.

"Mom, what's going on out here? And who's this bald guy?" Lori said confused as her dad came out also asking the same question.

"I'll explain this one in short terms. Your son committed a big felony by hacking into our CIA mainframe, but did the right thing by calling me and explaining what he did, and here I am by arresting him. But I gave him my word that I will help him get through this." Church finished explaining the 2nd time as Lynn Sr was now controlling to keep himself under control by not crying out loud (no pun intended).

"So Lincy is in trouble with you?" Lola asked in a scared tone seeing her brother in trouble with someone else than their parents.

"Yes, he's in big trouble, Lola is it?" Church replied to the princess as she stood shocked that he knew her name.

"How...how do you know her name?" The patriarch asked really concerned.

"While I was talking to Lincoln last night, I looked up his name on the computer which is what we are supposed to do whenever we get a call about a tip or someone who is turning themselves in, and saw the names of his siblings and pictures. So that's how I know Lola." Church explained as he faced Lincoln with a soft face.

"Go upstairs and get a pair of clothes for the night and something to read, k?" Church told Lincoln as he did as he was told. Lincoln made it to the door and saw Leni and the others and put on a sad face while mouthing I'm sorry.

"Now Rita and Lynn Sr, I'll be explaining what's going to happen to him as he's getting his stuff." Church instructed as he started to explain.

Upstairs

Lincoln got a grocery bag for a spare shirt and pants to get ready to go, until the door opened to reveal Luna who had tears dripping down her face. Lincoln raised his eyebrows and began to say something until she stopped him, pulled him into a caring hug and just let it out.

"Why did...you do this dude?! WHY?!" Luna shrieked as Lincoln tried to get out of the hug because he never saw his sister (the one he was close to for all these years) freak out like this.

"I know sorry isn't cutting this one Luna, and I understand what I got to do now, trust me. I know you don't like it and believe me, I don't like it either. But at least Agent Church gave me his word that I'll be only serving 9 to 10 years, and not 30. I know kids do stupid things all the time, but I know this is got to be the stupidest thing I've ever done." Lincoln said as he saw Luna starting to wipe away snot, makeup and tears from her face.

"Now, I could get out early if I have good behavior, but I'll have to wait and see. I understand your mad at me and you have the right to be but this is something I have to face alone." Lincoln finished explaining as he grabbed his bag of overnight clothes and one of his comics and left for downstairs but not without one hug towards Luna.

Luna noticed this and hugged him again while Lincoln said the most loving words ever that would have made the other sisters mad.

"I love you Luna, your my favorite of all the girls. I'll be safe while on the inside, I promise love." Lincoln said in his best british accent as Luna just smiled and returned the kind words.

'Thanks mate, you be careful in there. I don't want no wanker to stab you." Luna replied as they pulled away from the hug.

Lincoln started to almost cry as he grabbed Bun Bun and headed towards Lisa and Lily's room. He entered the room and put Bun Bun in Lily's crib, tucked him in and made it downstairs again.

Outfront

Lincoln made it out front to his sisters who were crying because their only brother was heading to prison. The quote on quote "Man with a plan" was leaving the Loud House for a decade, it was a sad sight to see indeed. Lily didn't even know what was going on because she was only an infant and was not aware of the situation her big brother was in.

Lincoln hugged all of his sisters goodbye as he heard their "take care Lincoln" or "be careful Lincoln", until he heard Agent Church behind him.

"Time to go, Lincoln." Church said as he heard Lincoln's sisters cry even harder. Lincoln knew he was going to grow up alone without his sisters or parents by his side, it was going to be a hard 9 to 10 years, but he was doing the right thing by calling Church in the first place.

Before Lincoln made his way with Church towards the suburban, he handed Lola a note and whispered to the little princess.

"Don't open it until later." Lincoln said as he they heard the familiar words from Church.

"Lincoln Loud, your being placed under arrest for CyberHacking, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. Do you understand?" Agent Church finished reading the Miranda rights to Lincoln as he placed the cuffs on him.

Rita cried on her husband's shoulders as he tried to comfort her the best he could, but nothing was working as her only son was being taken away from her.

Lincoln was placed in the front passenger seat of the suburban with his hands cuffed in front of him. Agent Church went back to Rita and Lynn Sr and explained the information he was told earlier before arrival by his supervisors.

"Lincoln will have a private trial in Virginia since it was banned here in Michigan. So in order for him to stay in touch with you guys, I'll let him skype you guys or video chat just so he's not alone." Church finished as they family sighed with a bit of relief.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take him to the CIA Headquarters in Virginia." The agent said as he walked off towards his suburban to take Lincoln away.

"What does private trial mean?" Lana asked of the she heard from the agent.

"It means to not be tried publicly in a court of law." The child prodigy explained in simple words to her older sister.

As the agent reached the vehicle, he felt bad that Lincoln was being taken away. But good thing he came prepared with plan, and he hoped Lincoln would take this offer than prison.

Lincoln rolled down the window waved goodbye as he saw his family cry like there was no tomorrow. He then rolled it back up as he heard the suburban start up, he looked in the side mirror as he saw Mr. Grouse walking up to his mother and father.

"What's going on Loud?" The old man asked in a gentle tone as he saw the CIA Agent put Lincoln in the government marked vehicle.

"Lincoln is being arrested for CyberHacking. He hacked into the CIA mainframe and even called them admitting he did it instead of becoming a fugitive." Lori explained as Mr. Grouse raised an eyebrow after hearing that info. He had always thought Lincoln would never get into trouble with the law, but this was more than a run in with the law. This was with the government for pete sakes!

The suburban began to depart as Leni was about to run after it and get Lincoln back when she was pulled back by her parents.

"I WANT LINCY BACK! DON'T TAKE HIM! PLEASE!" Leni pleaded as she was held back by her mother and father.

"Leni, stop! What's done is done! Do you understand!?" Rita bellowed as her children began to head back inside one by one and Mr. Grouse headed back to his house. Lynn Jr was sitting on the steps feeling like total crap, because she never felt like she was ever nicer to Lincoln especially this morning at breakfast.

She should have left him alone but instead she had to go bother him and upset him. Now he committed a felony and is now going to prison instead of being at home with his family.

In the Suburban

Lincoln was sitting up front next to Church in a pair of handcuffs while Church was driving away lost in his thoughts. It was quiet until Church gave him a key for...his handcuffs!

"Here, you can uncuff yourself." Church said kindly as he saw Lincoln whip his head towards him with wide eyes.

"W-what? I thought I was going to jail." Lincoln replied confused as he didn't get the picture. He hacked into the CIA mainframe, called Church to admit to him, showed up at his house, he was his handcuffs not even 10 minutes and now he is free of the cuffs and wanting to hear what Church's response was.

"I'm not arresting you, you're too nice of a kid to go to jail. But...I do have a job opportunity for you, if you're interested in picking that over going to jail. Plus, you'll be making money... big money." Church explained as he chuckled when he saw Lincoln's expression change to a calm face.

"I'm listening. What's the job?" Lincoln asked Church as they were driving down the main street.

"I'll explain later don't worry, but I was wondering...is there a nice place to get a burger or something, I'm starving!?" Church commented as Lincoln chortled at the bald agent.

"Yeah, there's the Burpin' Burger not far from here that we can get a burger at." Lincoln finished as he heard Church just laugh like it was the funniest joke in the world.

"Wow! Hehe, that is just a stupid name for a burger place, no offense Lincoln." Church said as he got himself under control.

"It's fine. I'm just curious what the job is, but I understand." Lincoln replied as they drove towards the Burpin' Burger to eat.

At Burpin' Burger

Lincoln and Church pulled in front of the place and made their way inside. As they got to the counter, they ordered their food and took a seat at a booth.

"Now, the job is pretty good for you. It pays well and you'll doing this job for 10 years, but... you have to kill bad people that the government want dead." Church whispered the best he could since there were a bit of people in the restaurant.

Lincoln's eyes went wide at the last sentence. He didn't want to get blood on his hands from this whole ordeal and be known as a killer, but this was better than being in prison.

"K-kill them!? You want me to kill people?" Lincoln whispered with fear in his voice.

"These people are dangerous towards the USA, Lincoln. You see, there are so much bad people out there in the third world kid, that you don't even know exist. There are bomb makers, cannibals, weapon sellers and the whole whazoo! Now, this team you'll be working with are a bunch of mercenaries who have their own things such as blowing stuff up, killing people with knives, breaking necks and shattering kneecaps. You'll be their hacker and be trained in martial arts, firearms and how to use all types of equipment that real soldiers use. They call themselves, The Expendables, so think of yourself as a...Jr Expendable." Church explained as he took a bite of his burger.

Lincoln was surprised that people like this existed. The government sent in mercenaries to take out people who were a threat to the US. He knew it was better than prison and being on lockdown 22 hours a day.

"I'll do it." Lincoln said as he saw Church's face light up.

"Great, now you better eat before we go, Ok." Church replied as he continued his burger.

Lincoln nodded and dug into his food as they talked about some things they had in common to the things they regret.

10 Minutes Later

The two were done eating, got a drink to go and headed out the door towards the suburban. Church felt like it would have been rude for Lincoln to not say goodbye to his friends, so he made a decision.

"You know anyone else you want to say goodbye to?" Church asked the 11 year old with kindness.

Lincoln thought of the two people that he cared about most, they were Ronnie Anne and Clyde. He wanted to say goodbye to them so they didn't go breaking down his door and bombard his siblings with questions like "Where's Lincoln?" and such.

"Yeah there is. My friend Clyde and my...girlfriend Ronnie Anne." Lincoln said deeply embarrassed and was blushing.

"I see you scoring a girl now are you! Hehe, don't worry I won't embarrass you. I'm not a rude person...only to people who are pushing my buttons." Church finished as Lincoln punched in the address of Clyde and Ronnie Anne that Lincoln gave him into the navigation system.

Clyde's House

Church pulled the suburban up in front of the nice house to lead Lincoln to the door. He took his handcuffs out and cuffed him again to make it look like Lincoln was arrested.

"Now say what you need to say very quickly to your friend Clyde, then we go to your girlfriend's house, you do the same and then we head to the airport hanger so we can get out of dodge, ok?" Church instructed the plan to the 11 year old as he nodded in agreement.

"Ok, I guess this is a better option than prison." Lincoln said as they approached the front door.

Church rung the doorbell and heard a voice coming from the other side.

"Coming!" The voice hollered as they waited patiently for the door to open.

Seconds later the door swung open to a tall white male standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face.

"Can I help y-oh hey Lincoln. Who's this?" Howard asked the white haired kid as the agent stepped forward to identify himself.

"My name is Agent Church and I'm with the CIA and Lincoln here was placed under arrest for a big time felony. I gave him the option to come say goodbye to his friend and we were wondering if he was here." Church finished explaining as another voice was heard in the house.

"Dad, what's going on, who you talking...to?" Clyde asked with confusion as he saw Lincoln in a pair of handcuffs and was not happy.

"Lincoln! What happened! What did you do!" Clyde had so many questions it got to the point Church had to put an end to the verbal rant.

"SHUTUP!" Church roared as Lincoln backed away slightly beforehand. Clyde and his dad covered their ears due to Church's scream.

"Clyde, I committed a big felony, after I found out what I did at that moment I called Church at the CIA. So I'm doing the right thing, by turning myself in...I'm sorry buddy." Lincoln explained with a tear in his eye as Clyde wrapped him in a heartwarming hug.

Clyde and Lincoln have been close for a long time, and this sight was very heart breaking in their friendship. The feeling of a close friend who is kind of like a sibling to you, being arrested is very hard to watch and take in.

"We need to go Lincoln." Church told him with a soft hand on his shoulder and Clyde tightened his grip on Lincoln and wouldn't let go.

"NO! PLEASE DON'T TAKE HIM! PLEASE!" Clyde wailed as he felt his dad try to pry his hands off of Lincoln. Harold came out due to the commotion and helped his husband with Clyde.

"Clyde, I'm sorry. I gotta go, I'll do my time and come straight back. That I promise, ok buddy." Lincoln calmly said as Clyde silently nodded as the two headed to the suburban.

They got in, and as Church started the car, Lincoln rolled down the window and waved towards Clyde. They pulled away and left towards the next destination, Ronnie Anne's house. This wasn't going to be easy for Lincoln and he knew it.

At Ronnie Anne's House

The suburban pulled in front of Ronnie Anne's house as Lincoln prepared how to break the news to the tomboy. Church noticed a nervous look on the 11-year-olds face and raised his eyebrows.

"You ok?" Church asked the boy with concern.

"Yeah, it's just...Ronnie Anne is a tough tomboy, and she can be a bit rough with punches when she hears bad news." Lincoln explained as he winced at punches part, he loved her and she loved him but there were times where she can be a bit rough.

"Wow. Well, just don't worry about telling them. I'll tell them, just stay in here with the AC and listen to the radio and I'll deal with it. If she wants to say goodbye to you, then I'll let her come to the car, ok?" Church said as he placed a gentle hand on the boy's shoulder.

Church got out of the car and walked towards the front door and rung the doorbell. After a minute or so, the door opened to a Hispanic teenager who raised his eyebrows to the agent.

"Can I help you sir?" The Hispanic teenager asked concerned.

"Yes, my name is Agent Church and I'm from the CIA. I have Lincoln Loud with me who, long story short, hacked into our secure database and saw some files that were confidential, and he did the right thing by calling us and turning himself in. Now I've brought him here to say his goodbyes to his friend Ronnie Anne Santiago, is she here?" Church explained as he heard a younger girl's voice chirp from inside the house.

"Bobby, who's at the door?" The voice got closer to reveal a hispanic girl around Lincoln's age, with a purple hoodie, teeth similar to Lincoln's, and a ponytail.

"I take it your Ronnie Anne. There's someone here who wants to say goodbye to you." Church said as the little hispanic girl stepped to one side to see Lincoln in handcuffs and in the front seat of the government marked vehicle. Her eyes went wide, and she gritted her teeth at the agent who didn't seemed to fear one bit.

"What is he doing in your car with HANDCUFFS ON!" Ronnie Anne screamed as Church set his hand on his service pistol as an act of preparing to draw it.

The Hispanic children stepped back in fear as they knew what the agent almost did due to Ronnie Anne's outburst.

"I'm giving you this chance to say goodbye to Lincoln, and you're gonna scream at me! I'll just take him now since you're gonna act like that." Church exclaimed as he then prepared to depart, but not without hearing the older Hispanic boy's voice.

"WAIT! We'll say our goodbyes so you can be on your way." Bobby said towards the agent as Ronnie Anne just kept quiet and walked towards the black vehicle.

Church then opened the door and Lincoln stepped out with handcuffs on. Church then got on one knee and whispered something to Lincoln.

"You can tell her what's really going on, if she can keep a secret then you can trust her. Make sure you tell her that, ok?" Church instructed as he saw Lincoln nodding slowly.

Church then went towards Bobby and pulled him to the side to talk to him about Lincoln's arrest.

Ronnie Anne was tapping her foot waiting for Lincoln to spill the beans. And she was not a happy camper either, she was very furious indeed.

"Ronnie Anne, what I'm about to tell you is a secret. It cannot be revealed to Bobby, you're family or mine. You have to promise me this!" Lincoln pleaded in a whisper that only Ronnie Anne heard.

"Okay, I promise. Now tell me what happened." Ronnie said as she softened her gaze and let the info fill her ears.

"Long story short, I hacked into the CIA mainframe, saw files that were top secret, called them to turn myself in, Agent Church made it look like he was arresting me in front of my family and when we left the house, we went to Burpin' Burger and offered me a job to help the government by doing the exact same thing instead of going to jail. So, I took the offer, but you cannot tell anybody, no matter what they do to get you to spill the beans. Just lie and say that I'm jail, I know they won't like it but this is better than me going to jail and fearing for my life." Lincoln explained as he took a breath in and out.

Ronnie stood there with wide eyes and mouth open even a fly could get in and make himself comfortable.

"I know you hate me right now for doing this type of thing, and I don't blame you but I did this because I thought my other talents weren't good enough to catch the attention of my family. So I thought helpful computer skills would work, but...I guess not." Lincoln said as he was going to cry until Ronnie Anne kissed him lightly on the lips.

"Be careful out there, Lame-O. If your able to, call me on face chat." Ronnie Anne smiled as she saw Lincoln shoot the same smile back at her.

"Time to go kid." Church said as Lincoln nodded in disappointment. Lincoln waved at Ronnie Anne as she had a hurt face but was still strong.

"Be careful on the inside little bro." Bobby said sincerely as he saw Lincoln enter the suburban with the agent.

The government vehicle started up and departed the scene as Lincoln watched in the mirror of the house getting smaller and smaller. Church saw the upset look on the 11 year old's face and decided to cheer him up.

"Don't worry, at least you won't be alone while you're in New Orleans with these guys. You'll get the chance to facechat your family and her too." Church comforted Lincoln as he saw a smile on the white-haired kid's face.

"Now, we're heading to a private hanger where I got my guys waiting for me with a private jet. We're heading to New Orleans so you can meet these guys and get started, but I'll also get your school paperwork transfered over to the public school system they have over there." Church explained as Lincoln looked a bit happier as he took in the info.

25 Minutes Later

The two arrived at the hanger to see 2 men in black suits and black glasses on. Church nodded to the two of them and they opened the jet door and lowered the steps for the two to board.

"Come on Lincoln." Church said as Lincoln grabbed his bag of spare clothes and Ace Savvy comic book.

As the two boarded the plane, Lincoln was amazed by the interior of the private jet. He had never been on a private aircraft before, to be honest, it felt amazing!

"Wow, this is cool!" Lincoln exclaimed as he heard Church chuckle.

"Yep, it's an Eclipse 500. A very nice private jet for people no more than 3. No get settled in, it's gonna be about 3 to 4 hours before we arrive in New Orleans." Church explained as he took a seat and settled down.

Lincoln did the same as they heard the plane began to fire up and warm up. He was wondering if being around a bunch of highly trained mercenaries is going to be worth it than being in prison. Of course, it's going to be worth it, you'll be fine he thought as they felt the plane moving out of the hanger and out onto the runway.

All Lincoln could do right now was sit back, relax, and read his comic while the plane made it's way into the sky.

A/N: WOW! Lots of work, but chapter 2 is done. Now I must let you know in this story; Mr. Church is nice to Lincoln but the same way to The Expendables. So, no whining or else DON'T READ! Anyway, I gotta get going but I shall see you later...ADIOS AMIGOS!