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The next was much better. Kyo and Yuki were fighting like normal. Tohru was cooking. And Shigure was dancing around the house. "Breakfast is ready!" Smiled Tohru walking in from the kitchen.

"HOORAY!" Shouted Shigure. "Well, you're a little too over happy." Sighed Yuki sitting at the table. "Yea, are you drunk again?" Asked Kyo. "What makes you say that?" Laughed Shigure hysterically.

"I think we should throw him out for the day." Teased Kyo, "It's Saturday, we can watch the house." "That's soooo mean Kyo!" Whined Shigure, yet also laughing, "I think we should throw you out." "Damnit! That does it!" Growled Kyo throwing Shigure out of the house (literally). "Wee!" Laughed Shigure until his landed in a tree, "Oww, that was painful!" "Stupid dog." Sighed Yuki.

"Poor Shigure." Said Tohru, but then was found being stared at. "He's not that bad." Said Tohru sitting down. Still… staring. "Let's just eat." Sighed Tohru so Yuki and Kyo started eating.

By the time Shigure was back he was back to his un-drunk self. "I have a killer head-ache. What happen?" Asked Shigure falling to the wall. "You got drunk." Growled Kyo. "Really?" Giggled Shigure. "Yes, now sit and eat." Growled Yuki. "No!" Sang Shigure also laughing. "God, he's drunk again!" snarled Kyo. "But how?" Sighed Yuki putting his face in his hand.

Drunken Shigure jumped onto the table and crawled over to Tohru. "You're pretty." Smiled Shigure (stupidly), "Will you kiss me?" Yuki and Kyo gasped. Tohru couldn't find any words; she just stumbled over random ones. "Ok then, I'll take that as a yes!" He laughed and kissed her. "SHIGURE!" Yelled Kyo and Yuki pulling him away from Tohru and into his room.

"Oh my…" gasped Tohru, eyes wide open, "My… first kiss… was with… Shi-" THUD! Tohru fainted.


So what do you think now? Bet you didn't see THAT coming! I wonder what Kyo and Yuki are thinking and feeling. (Ready to rip his head off) Please Review!