Remaining Competitors:

Veterans Falcons: Cody, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Justin, Izzy, LeShawna, Lindsay, Shawn, Sky, Sugar, Topher

Newbies Birdies: B, Brick, Cameron, Dakota, Dawn, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Sam, Scott, Staci, Zoey


Chris: (Recaping the last episode) "Last time on Total Drama Madness! I welcomed to 26 old and new competitors to the newly decontaminated island. Then, it was Veterans VS Newbies, diving into shark-infested waters in search of the one key that would unlock the door to the all-new McLean Spa Hotel, for winners only.Thanks to Scott's cowardly fear of sharks, we learned that in every robot beats the heart of a Spaniard, in this case, Alejandro, dnd, while Alejandro he did hold the key to the spa hotel, but three chickens on the Newbies make the victory for the Veterans Falcons, and the Newbies Birdies bid farewell to Anne Maria via, our newest and most humiliating 'commode' of transportation, the Flush of Shame!

(Cut to Chris and Chef grinning on the Dock of Shame)

Chris: "Who will be next to pop through the pooper? Find out right now, on Total Drama: Madness!"

(Theme Song plays)


(The episode begins inside the boys' side of the loser's cabin, as a mosquito buzzes around, and Mike is muttering in his sleep as their personalities

Mike: (as Chester) "There's a storm coming! Damn it! (gasps, now as Svetlana) "I'm scared! After all those years, he's coming back!" (gasps, like Vito) "Ayo, how are we going to stop this goombah?" (gasps, like Manitoba) "Shut up guys, Mike's waking up!" ( He wakes up, as usual and looks around) Uh...huh, what? Did you guys say something?

(The rest of the boys are still snoring, the mosquito lands on Sam's ear and drains an absurd amount of blood, leaving Sam quite pale, moaning, then Mike shrugs and goes back to sleep. The bloated mosquito goes through to the window and flies past the girls)

(On the girls' side, Dawn was upside down on the top bunk, talking to a bird)

Dawn: "Really? ...Oh no"

Dakota: (wearing an eye mask and trying to sleep) "Can you keep your voice down? If I don't get my beauty sleep, I'll lose her."

Dawn: "Yes, because your desire for fame was an ancient cry for love, and also your lack of friendship with others"

Dakota: (groaning) "Go eat a worm or whatever!"

Jo: "Hush drama queens, I'm trying to sleep!"

Staci: "Yeah, silence was invented by my great great great great great grandpa Nickel, before that people just wouldn't shut up and annoy other people" (the girls glared at Staci)


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Dawn: "Staci has a great intimacy of talking to people and socializing with them, and for that she resorts to lies, something tells me that it will be her downfall very soon

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Staci: (continuing speaking) "...and because of that, people never brushed their teeth, and-"

Chef: "Room service, suckers!" (throws another bucket of sludge through the door, the girls scream as they cover themselves in the sludge)

Dakota: "What's wrong with you?!"

Chef: (sticks his head out the door) "Here's breakfast!" (laughs as he walks away)

Staci: (takes some of the sludge) "Thank you, Chef" (eats the sludge)

Dakota: (wipes the sludge off her face and looks at the others) "We have to win today and get that hotel spa!"

Jo: "I'm fine with that, now, you'll do what I say, got it?!" (The others look on indifferently)


(Then we cut to the Hotel Spa, in an elegant dining room with chandeliers hanging from the ceiling, Ella is sitting at one end with a plate of pancakes, and Ezekiel at the other end with a plate full of sausages, the butler sets out a plate of pancakes next to Ezekiel's seat)

Ezekiel: "Oh I'm enjoying this, I can't wait to be a millionaire, I woke up at five in the morning to see the release of the doves, and I'll just say it was...(sniff)...beautiful" (blowing his nose on the tablecloth as Topher sits next to him)

Topher: "Yes, this is life!" (Ezekiel grabs the plate of sausages and starts munching on them without utensils) "And if we keep winning challenges, we can live like royalty all season long!" (Raises glass, Ezekiel does the same) "To the Veterans!" (they touch their glasses)

Ella: (depressed) "Yes, veterans..." (Sighs)

Topher: "What's wrong, Doll-Face?"

Ella: "I wonder how my friend Sugar is doing on Boney Island?"


(We cut to Boney Island with stormy skies, lightning crackling above, Sugar is crouched on a rock and clutching a stick, determinedly exploring the water below him, a catfish swims by Sugar's rock and he swings his stick at the water, sending the fish flying out of the water and landing on the beach)

Sugar: Ha, mustachioed fish, prepare to travel to my stomach!" (One of the monster geese flies past, grabbing the fish in its mouth) "Oh no, you won't!" (Jumps off the rock and grabs the other end of the fish, playing tug of war with the goose, the goose pulls it out of the chamber, a lot of punching and painful squawks are heard)

(Sugar returns to the screen with the battered dead catfish in his hand)

Sugar: "POTAGE TIME!" (He eats the fish in one bite, then his stomach gurgles) "Jumping anchovies, this fish is swimming against my current!" (His cheeks swell and he runs behind a rock to vomit)


(We go back to the hotel, Sky is now sitting between Topher, the butler puts a plate of steaks in front of Sky)

Sky: "I just hope Sugar doesn't find the invincibility statue, if we don't remove it soon, her be'll too strong for us to defeat later!"

Topher: (Thinking) "Maybe we should do it right away...launch the next challenge"

Sky: "And give up all this and our streak? Not a good idea!"

Ezekiel: "She's right, hey, this is sweet! Do you know what I slept on last night? A pillow, stuffed with feathers!" (Frowns) "Back on the farm, in a potato sack full of little animals, has a pillow ever bit you in the face?"

Topher: "I'd like to enjoy my breakfast, and this face needs some rest, so you guys stop talking."

(We cut to the living room, where Alejandro, still in the wheelchair, was giving Lindsay some massages, while LeShawna sat watching them)

LeShawna: "Stop hogging the masseur"

Lindsay: "Oh, your hands are so soft, um...Tyler?" (Chuckles)

Alejandro: "Please, I only do this for the ladies who deserve it, and I wish my legs could feel that"

LeShawna: "Really? Are your legs still asleep?"

Alejandro: "I don't know if they'll ever wake up" (Looks at LeShawna, her eyebrows covered with duct tape) "I was crammed into that robot suit for a whole year, which would you guys know if they've ever texted me?"

LeShawna: "It's not like you've ever texted us." (Notices covered eyebrows) "Aren't you plucking your eyebrows?"

Lindsay: (raising her head) "Woah..."

Alejandro: "They call it 'man-scaping' because it's so manly, and I didn't text you guys, because I was stuck in that robot suit!"

LeShawna: (rolling her eyes): "Ugh...whatever!"

(LeShawna grabs one of Alejandro's wax ribbons, cuts outside the hotel as a ripping sound is heard, followed by Alejandro's scream of pain)


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LeShawna: "Please, that thing about "my legs are asleep" is obviously a lie, I didn't trust that eel after what he did to all of us on World Tour, I don't even believe him one bit"

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Chris: (over PA) "Attention campers, get your asses to the amphitheater, and all interns gather for administration, soon!"

LeShawna: (scoffing) "I'm looking for the baby stroller to take you around..." (Alejandro gets up on the ground with his hands and walks away holding hands)

Lindsay: "Whoa..."

LeShawna: (grumbling) "Swagger!"


(Then we cut to the amphitheater, where Chris was on the stage, and in between the stage there were some bleachers for each team, the Veterans on the left and the Newbies on the right, Sky was walking towards her team's bleachers and Lightning waved at her from her team's bleachers, and she greeted him with a smile, and Jo glared at Lightning at this)

Chris: "Uhhhh, looks like someone fell in love, tv couples, is that ever a good idea?"

(Chef was driving a jeep across the field, with Sugar with her, and he pressed a button to send Sugar flying into her team's stands, landing in a sitting position with them)

Topher: (to Sugar) "Did you manage to find the statuette of invincibilite?"

Sugar: "It was not necessary, I am the statuette of invincibility myself!"


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Justin: "She is so arrogant, I would understand if she had this face, but she doesn't have this face" (smiles)

Sugar: "Arrogant? Come on, be fair, look at me, I have everything!"

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(Sam walks to his team and sits in the stands, dizzy and pale-skinned)

Dakota: "Sam, are you okay?"

Sam: (dizzy) "I feel like I've lost a lot of energy" (lays on Cameron's head) "I don't know why"

Chris: "Okay campers, it's time we separated the braves from the liars, I'm sure you remember our disastrous challenge to confess the truth from last season, this time we have something similar, today the game is Truth-or-Scare! "

Topher: "Hoo-hoo, that sounds disgusting, once again Chris, you've delivered the goods, if I had a hat I'd take it off for you."

Chris: "Yeah, thanks, Topher. Now, each round, you randomly pick a player, you also pick if you're going to do a truth or a scare, ring means truth, flames mean scare, get a scare, and you'll have to perform a terrifying challenge"

(The contestants gasp in shock)

Chris: "Don't worry, not every scares will be scary, some will be disgusting, but in this case... (screen above stops at Mike's face and a ring next to it) "Mike has a truth" ( Mike gulps) "This means you only have to answer one question honestly, but the answer will be revealing...it will expose a dark secret that could destroy you in the eyes of your friends! ...Or not, whatever"

Mike: (nervously) "How will you know if we're telling the truth?"

Chris: "For that, we spare no expense, meet Clucky" (a chicken with big eyes walks across the stage) "The chicken that seeks the truth, no lie beats this bird, she is ex-CIA and runs his own law firm, Buck, Buck and Bugawk. If you've got a secret, this poultry polygraph will make it clear." (Clucky clucks)

Chris: "Completing a challenge or telling the truth gives your team a point, but if you fail a challenge or tell a lie, your whole team gets a shock."

Cameron: "Um, what do you mean 'shock'?" (Chef is suddenly putting a metal collar around all the contestants' necks) "Also, what are these metal collars that Chef is putting on us?"

Chris: "You just answered your question, but let me make it even clearer"

(Chris then presses two buttons, one yellow and one red, causing both teams to electrocute each other)

LeShawna: "They tried this stuff, right?

Chris: "Yes, I just did, and you're still alive, congratulations. Let's start the game, since this is the first question, let's start easy" (Looks at Mike and pulls out a flash card and reads it) "Mike, which part of you do you dislike the most?

Jo: "Um, excuse me?"

Scott: "Which part of him what?"

(Clucky sits on Mike's lap and frets)


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Mike: "Ok, I guess here comes my secret, I just hope Zoey doesn't hate me for this"

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Mike: (gulps) "Well, the part of me that I hate the most is...is...Vito!" (The Newbies are shocked and Clucky smiles at Mike)

Chris: "Clucky says it's true!"

Zoey: "Vito? Are you talking about your character?"

Jo: "Wow, he hates Vito, well I don't like him either"

Chris: "Can you explain, Mike?"

Mike: "Um, well, actually, I..."

Cameron: "I can actually explain it!"

Mike: "Uh...?"

Cameron: "The truth is that Mike considers his artistic characters as part of him, and he hates Vito for his narcissistic behavior, the truth is that Mike was only feeling this for himself"

Jo: "Woah, pretty dark"

Zoey: "Oh Mike, you didn't have to hide that, we get it"

Mike: "Um, thanks" (whispers to Cameron) "Especially you"

Cameron: "You're welcome"


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Cameron: "The truth I know about Mike's multiple personality disorder, knowing about DID and many other disorders are benefits of living in a bubble all your life, who would have thought, right?"

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Chris: "It's a first point for the Newbies!" (Score changes to 0-1)

(Screen stops on Ezekiel and a hoop)

Chris: "Ezekiel" (pulls out a card) "In your opinion, what do you think of girls?"

Ezekiel: "Easy, huh, I think...(notices the withering looks from the other girls on both teams, and sighs)" Okay, I was wrong, I just didn't know that the girls were just as strong than the boys, and I don't think the same before, ok, happy?" (Clucky clucks)

LeShawna: (glares at him) "You better"

Jo: (fists showing) "I'm watching you, HomeSchool" (Zeke gulps nervously, as the score changes to 1-1)

(Screen stops on Staci and a hoop)

Chris: "Staci with another truth" (pulls out another card) "Staci, I'll ask you a very easy science question, 'Who invented the laws of physics?'"

Staci: "That's easy, it was my great-great-great-great-great Grandpa George." (Clucky sees through his lie and presses the button, giving his entire team a shock)

Chris: "Liar, liar, Staci, you're on fire! And by fire I mean electrocuted!" (laughs)

Staci: "But, what I said was true, how is that possible!"

Sugar: "Maybe that chicken is broken"

(Clucky hears that and gets angry and presses the yellow button, shocking the Veterans)

Sugar: (muttering) "Damn chickens, they always think they're smarter than me" (Ella smiles at her)


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Ella: "Part of being a good friend is knowing when someone needs to cheer up."

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Ella: "I'm sure Clucky didn't get that mad at you, he thinks you're second prettiest-"

Sugar: (angry and slapping Ella's hand) "What? I'm not runner-up!

Ella: Oh my God! I didn't want to, I was just...

Chris: "Calm down, and Ella, stop picking fights with Sugar."

Ella: "But I wasn't! I just-"

Chris: "Next...(screen stops on Sky and next to a flame) "Sky doing a scare, Sky, to earn a point, you'll have to drink a whole pitcher...(pulls out a full glass pitcher of water) "of mineral water!"

Sky: (taking the jar) "Is that it? No problem"

Chris: (pulling out a stopwatch) "You have thirty seconds...Go!"

(Time is ticking and Sky struggles, but only takes small sips)

Cody: "What are you...really?"

Ella: "My God, this doesn't look good"

Sugar: "I drink maple syrup faster than that!"

Chris: "Fifteen seconds left"

(Sky gasps and slurps again, as her team groans)

Sky: (speaking between sips) "This is the fastest I can do!"

Shawn: (snatches the pitcher from him) "Give me that!" (starts to shake the jar)

Sky: "Uh, what's the plan here?"

Shawn: "There's no time! Do you want to win or not?"

(Shawn then sprays the liquid into Sky's mouth)


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Shawn: "It's called thirst beating! When the zombies come, you don't have time to drink!"

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Chris: (turning off the stopwatch) "Half went up his nose, but that still counts as a drink, Veterans have two points with ten seconds left" (score changes to 2-1) "Well done Sky... Sky?"

(Sky groans as he climbs back into his seat)


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Sky: "You know that feeling you get when a volcano is about to erupt in your gut and you have no idea which side it's going to explode on? (stomach gurgles) "Yeah."

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(Sky's stomach growls and several move away from her)

Chris: "It's a two-on-one match, but it looks like a contestant might get kicked off the island early, and we won't even need the toilet! Stay tuned to find out in Total! Drama! Madness!"

(Commercial Break)

(We go back to the challenge and Sky's stomach starts to gurgle, however, she lets out a small burp that makes her, everyone stop hiding in the stands)

Jo: "Huh? I thought you'd at least float ten feet of air"

Topher: "Really?! Come on! Chris is trying to put on an entertaining show here!"

(The spinner starts spinning until it lands on Scott and then on a halo)

Chris: "Scott, it's time for you to do a truth"

(Clucky starts walking towards Scott, who looks at him indifferently)

Scott: "Has this thing had its shots?"

Chris: "No" (pulls out a card) "Scott, for one point, what are you afraid of?"

Scott: "Pff, I'm not afraid of nothing!"

(Clucky realized he was lying and stepped on the red remote, shocking him and his teammates)

Sam: "Not to be rude or anything, but...Scott and Staci lied, the rest of us didn't!"

Chris: "I'm sorry, but you're all a pack, which means if one of you lies, you all pay the price."

(All the Newbies glare at Staci and Scott who seem embarrassed, especially the latter)


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Scott: "Ok, it's not that I want them to know, it's just part of my strategy, throwing challenges to give the Veterans a false sense of security" (smirks)

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(The spinner lands on Lightning's face and a flame next to it)

Chris: "And now we have Lightning with a scare"

Lightning: "HA, Lightning can outrun anything thrown at him!"

Chris: "Okay, Lightning, there are scary scares, then there are scarier scares" (pulls out a card) "...and then there's this, for a moment you have to kiss a girl on the lips"

(All the girls get nervous, Dakota and Zoey stand next to their boyfriends, away from Lightning, as he looks around)

Jo: (staring at him) "Don't even think about choosing me, Jock-straps!"

Lightning: "Dude, Chirs said only girls, but don't worry, Lightning doesn't judge" (Jo rolls her eyes, Lightning looks at the girls on the other team but focuses on Sky) "Hey, YOU gymnast girl, come here !"

(Sky gets nervous and blushes)


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Sky: "Really, so fast?"

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(Sky and Lightning get out of their seats and come face to face on stage)

Sky: "Okay, I mean you have to win this challenge, then?"

Lightning: "Sure, it's not like..."

Sky: "Yeah, it's just two people."

Chris: "Hey, you chitty chat chattersons, time is ticking!"

Jo: "Stop yapping and start kissing!"

(Sky and Lightning look at each other and lean in to kiss, but suddenly Sky's cheeks puff up and he lets out a gigantic burp all over Lightning)

Lightning: (Bewildered) "I can feel your burp in my sha-eyes"

Chris: "Time's up and since your lips never touched..."

(Clucky then surprises the Newbies before stopping)

Sky: "Sorry Lightning, it must have been the mineral water"


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Sky: "It had nothing to do with the mineral water, I burp when I'm nervous, during exams, or when I'm around a boy I really like-" (Looks at the camera, realizes what he said) "No! No! No! I don't like Lightning! Well, I don't like it...I don't dislike it either, it was just...it was the water"

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(The roulette spins and stop at B and a ring next to it)

Chris: "B, it's time for you to tell the truth"

Dawn: "But B never talks, just looks at his aura!" (B shrugs)

Chris: "I don't care" (pulls out a card) "B, is it true that your real name is...Beverly?" (Everyone looks at B with interest, who shakes his head, but Clucky knows he's lying and presses the button, shocking him and his team) "Wow, it looks like you couldn't get away that easy, Beverly" ( most of the campers laugh and B cringes in embarrassment)

(The spinner lands on Shawn's face and next to it they stop in flames)

Chris: "Next up, Shawn with a scare! Shawn, to go get a point, you have to pick your nose and wipe it on the person sitting next to you."

(Shawn looks to his left and no one is there, then looks to the right and sees Topher as he smiles)

Topher: (scared) "No...No!...NOOOOOOOOOOO!" (runs away, running on stage)

Shawn: (reaches out in front of him and starts to hold his nose) "Snot rocket, fire!" (shoots snot out of his nose, which covers Topher with snot, as everyone cringes in disgust)

Chris: "Wow...you're too good at that"


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Shawn: "Months of practice, you never know"

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Topher: (Shaking in disgust) "Yeah...I'm fine...I'm not freaking out..."

Chris: "Awesome barrage, Shawn! But, I'm afraid you were supposed to dig and clean, not shoot. Also, you only need to have the person next to you, not your whole team." (The camera then pans to the rest of his snot-covered teammates in disgust, then, they all get electrocuted)

Ella: "At least they got the snot out!"

(The spinner falls on Ella and then a halo, and Clucky lies on Ella's lap)

Ella: "Well, hello, my feathered friend!"

Chris: (reading a card) "Ella, if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?"

Ella: "Hmm... I would change anything that prevents me and Sugar from becoming best friends."

Everyone except Scott and Jo: "Awwwwww!"

Ella: "I firmly believe that we were not meant to be close"

Sugar: (grunts angrily and stands up, glaring at her) "I FIRMLY BELIEVE?! I FIRMLY BELIEVE?!" (Clucky runs away scared) "That's pageant talk! My speech! You're going down, you four-armed bitch!"

(Shawn and Topher gasp and carry Sugar to avoid attacking Ella and Chris presses the button, shocking them)

Shawn: "What the hell was that for?!"

Chris: "For scaring Clucky, and after what Ella just said, I can only assume her response was a lie."

Ella: "Lie?! But I-"

Chris: "STOP! From now on I'm going to suggest a better team game, maybe then the score will be higher than 2-1, remember what's at stake, the losing team will send someone home" ( looking at the Veterans) "And I think I know who will be sent home if the Veterans lose..." (She sighs in defeat) "But hey! Anything can happen! It's on the blitz round!"

(Roulette lands on Izzy and the flames)

Chris: "Put brakes on a beaver!"

(We cut to cat noises on the logs, and we see Izzy, with scratches and a black eye, with a beaver in braces)

(Spinner lands on Staci and a halo)

Chris: "If you could only save one family member, who would it be?"

Staci: "Easy, it would be…(gets nervous as she thinks, Clucky hits the button, which gives the Newbies a shock)

(The spinner stops at Lindsay and the flames)

Chris: "Beautify a bear!"

(We cut to Lindsay putting makeup on a bear, which worked successfully)

(Then the spinner falls on Jo and the flames)

Chris: "Feed an iguana with your mouth!"

(Cut to Jo, putting a cockroach in her mouth, approaching the iguana, then the iguana puts its tongue in Jo's face, as she runs away scared)

(The spinner now falls back on Staci and the halo)

Staci: (sighs in defeat and her team is electrocuted again)

(The spinner now lands on Sugar and the flames, Chef gives him a plate with a tarantula on it)

Chris: "Okay, Sugar, to get a point, you have to take this live tarantula and-"

(Sugar suddenly ate the tarantula so fast, while everyone else groans or cringes in disgust)

Chris: "WOAH!" (Chuckles in disgust) "All you had to do was pet it! Not eat it!"

Sugar: "Oh...does that count?"

Chris: "NO, not at all!"

Sugar: (kicking) "Oh damn!" (His team receives a shock)

Chris: "Ok, the Newbies are way behind the Veterans, so let's give it a try" (the spinner spins and lands on Staci and another halo, as some groan)

Lightning: "It can't be!"

Jo: "Tell another lie again and I swear you'll see it with me!"

Staci: "But I...!-" (Dawn interrupts her)

Dawn: "Staci, please, it's time for you to stop pretending, accept who you are"

Staci: (sighs and gets up) "Okay, I admit it, I lie about my ancestors because I have a hard time making friends, and if people think my family members are important people, they might think I'm interesting, but it seems that took it too far, sorry guys" (bows his head as most give him sympathetic looks)

Chris: "Um, Staci, that wasn't the question, but if that makes you shut up, you better get a point for your team" (score changes to 4-3, as Veterans cheer)

Dawn: "Well done Staci, you did great"

Staci: "Really? Did I do something important?"

(The spinner spins and stops at Zoey and a halo)

Chris: "Zoey, with another truth" (pulls out a card and is surprised) "Uhh, this is a good one, Zoey, why did you decide to stop being friends with Dakota?"

Dakota: (glaring at Zoey) "You did what?!" (Zoey worries)


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Zoey: (sighs) "The truth is that Dakota and I used to be best friends, we got along really well, until last year's mine challenge happened, and-"

Dakota: "Zoey stopped being my friend, she told me to my face, and I don't know why, but what I do know is I hate her!"

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Zoey: "Well...I stopped being friends with her because...because...because she was a mutant and I can't be friends with mutants because I HATE mutants and I HATE her!" (She covers her mouth, while everyone looks at her in shock)

Dakota: (sobbing through tears) "Is that true?"

Zoey: "Dakota, I didn't want to, I just-"

Dakota: (screaming furiously) "I trusted you when we were friends! But from now on, I HATE YOU MORE!" (tries to attack her but Sam stops her, as Mike pulls Zoey away from Dakota, Chris presses the red button, shocking the entire team)

Chris: "Calm down, it's already two fights today and I don't want to use these, again, both teams are tied 4-4" (score changes, as Dakota begins to cry as Sam comforts her, as Zoey looks on sadly)" After all this pain and anguish, you're still tied down! It makes it seem like it was all for nothing...And even though I got to do all day, seriously! I mean they're amazing! It's time for the game to end."

(The contestants sigh in relief)

Chris: "Right after the sudden death round!"

(The contestants then gasp in shock)

Chris: "One player from each team will go head-to-head in a double challenge, the winner's team gets immunity, the loser's team gets a shock and sends someone home, who's going to enter for the Newbies?"

(The spinner lands on Staci)

Jo: (Facepalm) "Not again!"

Dawn: "Hey, this is for the game! Show some support!"

Jo: "UGH! Good! We believe in you...Chitty Chat!"

Staci: (Kneels down) "Please! Not another real question! PLEASE!"

Chris: "Staci, in the sudden death round, there are no truths, only scares"

Staci: "Really? WOOHOO!" (Stands up and points to Clucky) "In your face, chicken! You can never stun me again! And guess what?! You want a truth?! My Uncle Willy lives on a farm and eats six eggs! a day...six...delicious...eggs!"

(Clucky gasps in shock and then tries to attack Staci, but Chris stops him)

Chris: "Easy, Clucky!" (Whispers) "Stay professional" (Turns around) "And for the Veterans it will be" (roulette wheel lands on Ella's face)...Ella!"

(Ella and Staci walk onto the stage with Chris)

Staci: "Get the scares!"

Ella: "Um, yes, bring them, please"

Chris: (With two bags tied) "The game is simple, in each of these bags, you will find the shock remote of the opposing team, the first one to release the well tied rope, get the remote and give the team a shock Otherwise, win the day...Let's go!" (Gives the two bags to the two contestants)

(Ella fully unties the bag, as Staci struggles to pull the rope)

Dawn: "Come on, Staci!"

Cameron: "You can do it, Staci!"

Sam: "Hit 'em like it's hot!"

Jo: "Hurry up, Chitty!"

Sky: "Come on Ella!"

Topher: "You can do it!"

Sugar: "Give her a shock, Staci! Give her a shock!"

Cody: "If she wins, we're all in for a shock!"

Sugar: "It'll be worth it!"

Staci: (trying to pull the strings) "Oh no! I can't do it! My fingers are too fat!"

Ella: (Pulls out the remote) "I undid mine pretty easily, do you want some help?"

Chris: "Ella! Just press the button and your team will win!"

Ella: (Looks at the button for a moment but refuses) "Oh, I can't do it! It's too evil...Honestly, who could do something like that?-"

(Clucky then walks out, steals his remote and starts zapping the Newbies several times by stepping and pecking on the remote a lot)

Chris: "Clucky! No! She's not worth it!"

(Clucky is seen breathing heavily after that, and Staci groans in defeat as she falls to the ground)

(We cut to Clucky all tied up and rolled up, courtesy of the Chef)

(We will return to Chris and the teams).

Chris: "What an interesting day! Veterans Falcons as winners of Truth Or Scare get immunity and the spa hotel"

(Ella sighs in relief, as Sugar glares at her, as the other team members cheer)

LeShawna/Lindsay: (Lindsay hugging Cody tightly) "Spa Hotel, Spa Hotel!"

Chris: (interrupts them) "Ahem, I'm going to need a volunteer winner for a turn of exile."

Ella: (raising her hand) "Oh, I will, I'd like to spend the night with the noble creatures of Boney Island!" (jumps into Chef's jeep, as he leads her to the loser's boat)

Chris: (looking at the Newbies) "And you guys, I'll see you again at the elimination ceremony." (the Newbies groan)


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(We then cut to the elimination ceremony at night, with the Veterans, except Ella in the peanut gallery, and the Newbies sitting in the logs)

Chris: "Welcome Veterans, sit back, enjoy the show, Newbies, it's time for you to vote off your second teammate"


Confessional

Cameron: "Staci cost us the tie-breaker, but Dakota made a big scandal..

this is hard..."

End Confessional


Chris: "The following Newbies are save for another day" (Reveals the contestants without an X, as Chef tosses the marshmallows to them) "Mike, Cameron, Lightning, Dawn, Brick, B, Sam, Jo, Scott, and Zoey; Staci, you're on the chopping block for costing your team the tie-breaker by telling a lot of lies of your fake family"

Staci: "But my-"

Chris: (Cuts Staci off.) "Silence! And Dakota, you're on the block for making such a big scandal moment against your former BFF"

Dakota: "It's not my fault! Blame Zoey for this!"

(Zoey glares at her in response)

Chris: "And tonight's loser is..." (Dakota and Staci both look nervous, until Chris reveals the X of...) "Staci!"

Staci: (just sighs in defeat) "But I was do very good"

(We then cut to Staci at the Flush of Shame, with everyone else watching)

Staci: "You know, I only know a truth, my great great Uncle Roger invented toilets, and my great-great-great-great-"

(Everyone gets annoyed at Chris pushes the button, sending Staci down the toilet screaming)

Chris: (Sighs in relief) "Finally! Everything is gonna be quiet! For now.. Who else is in line for a porcelain goodbye? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Madness!"

(End credits)

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BONUS CLIP:

(Scene fades underwater near a drainage pipe; Staci floats out of the pipe and directly to the surface, right in front of a mime)

Staci: (Gasps for air and coughs.) "Not cool! (Notices the mime) "What the-?!" (Zooms out to reveal the Eiffel tower) "The Eiffel tower? Wow! I must be in Paris!" (Looks at the mime) "What's up, mime?"

(The mime nervously points off screen and then gestures as if something is approaching, stands on his foot, making a swimming motion)

Staci: "Oh, you want a riddle? Riddles were made up by my great-great-great-great Uncle Ted, before that people just-" (Suddenly, a swan boat, carrying Blaineley and Bruno the bear, floats by , dragging Staci with him.) "Ouch..."

Mime: (Glares at her with a French accent) "Shut up" (She walks away)


Votes:

Staci: Jo, Lightning, Brick, B, Sam, Cameron, Scott

Dakota: Zoey, Mike, Dawn, Staci

Zoey: Dakota


25th-Anne Maria

24th-Staci


And here is a new chapter, this time we have a challenge reused from Pahkithew Island, and there will be many more later like the All-Stars

The truths and scares were almost the same, except for some, like Zoey's, and speaking of her, finally you will know why Dakota hates Zoey so much, they used to be friends, but since Dakota changed, Zoey stopped being her friend for that, and how ironic that later she has mutated

This idea occurred to me because it seems more logical to me that Dakota would fall out with Zoey after what she did to her, because it causes me conflict that they were friends, if it is outside of canon or before that, I accept it , but if it is after what Zoey did, well, it does not cause me acceptance, since what she did makes me treacherous and somewhat hypocritical, but anyway, what do you think? Which of them is right?

And the eliminated is none other than Staci, yes, I told them that she would have development but she was eliminated early, but I chose Anne Maria so as not to have to eliminate her again first, and at least she told the others the reason for her lies , which can be good for a possible canonical future, what do you think?

The next episode will be neither an TDAS nor a TDPI challenge, it will be a completely new one, the campers will fight to pass a series of obstacles around the island and try to stay clean, while there will be several messy accidents along the way ;3

Stay tuned for the next episode