Remaining Competitors:

Veterans Falcons: Cody, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Justin, LeShawna, Lindsay, Shawn, Sky, Sugar, Topher

Newbies Birdies: Brick, Cameron, Dakota, Dawn, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Sam, Scott, Zoey


Chris: (recaping the last episode) "Last time on Total Drama Madness, our contestants became actors to demonstrate their skills in a skit at camp, Shawn demonstrated his bravery and dignity by accidentally punching Topher in the face; and B, demonstrated his great skill and improvisation that impressed his team, unfortunately his armed teammate Scott sabotaged him and as a result, B was expelled, but that was then, and this is now, and we can't stop him, so we have to get over it, right here on Total! Drama! Madness!"

(Theme Song plays)


(The episode begins at the spa hotel, where some of the Veterans were having breakfast at the big fancy table)

Topher: (wiping himself with a napkin) "Mmm, mmm, it's good to be back here."

LeShawna: "You're right, we could be losing, but the Veterans team is back on top"

(The butler collects the empty dishes from the others, but Lindsay snatches the plates from him.)

Lindsay: "I'll wash the dishes, sir in a suit, take a break"

Cody: "Lindsay, are you sure about this?"

Lindsay: "Totally, it's not like I'm going to-" (suddenly she slips on the rug and falls to the floor, plates fly into the air and are about to crash into Lindsay, until Ella comes and picks up most of the dishes with his four hands and leaving one on his head)

Ella: "Don't be afraid, Lindsay, I'm here to give you a hand, or maybe four" (chuckles)

Lindsay: (stands up) "Wow, Keila, you just saved me."

Ella: "You're welcome, that's what a princess does" (throws the plates back on the table) "It's good that my mutant condition can be useful to help other people"

Topher: (raises his glass) "A toast to Ella, the sweet princess who always helps us all, hip hip hooray!"

LeShawna, Lindsay, Cody: (raising arms) "Hip hip hooray!"

(Meanwhile, outside the mansion, Sugar was looking at this from the window and stopped looking when she growled in anger)


Confessional

Sugar: "That Ella is stealing everyone's attention to me, everyone thinks she's a kind hero, but in reality she's a monster witch who stabs in the back, maybe it's time to stop being the good girl, and start taking care of myself of that princess attempt"

End Confessional


(After Lindsay sits down again, she sighs sadly)

Cody: "Calm down Lindsay, it's not your fault you slipped, you're not clumsy"

Lindsay: "It's not that, I just miss Tyler"

Topher: "Wow, you said his name right" (LeShawna angrily pokes him)

Lindsay: "I wish he was here, he always helped me with my clumsiness, but without him here, I don't know what I'm going to do"

Cody: "How about if you imagine it with your mind, you won't feel so nervous"

(Lindsay looks at Cody for a moment, then pictures him with Tyler's face)

Lindsay: "Woah, thank you so much Tyler!"

(Cody worries, and looks at LeShawna and Topher with concern)


(Then we cut to the losers cabin, where outside there, Jo, Brick and Lightning were staring at the ceiling)

Jo: "Come on noodle arms, give us back the frisbey!"

(Camera cuts to Cameron clinging to the ceiling, while standing near a frisbey)

Cameron: "I can't, I think I'm too far off the ground!"

Jo: "You throw it, you pick it up!"

Lightning: "Come on, four eyes, Lightning is tired of waiting!"

Cameron: (reaching for the frisbey) "Almost there..." (picks up the frisbey) "Got it!" (suddenly starts to slide off the roof) "Oh no!" (He slips off the edge and falls, but before he hits the ground, Zoey flies up and saves him) "Woah, thanks Zoey!"

Zoey: "You're welcome, Cam" (she lands and leaves Cameron on the ground)

Brick: "Well done soldier, let's give Zoey three cheers for saving Cam."

Jo: (crosses her arms) "I don't..."

Brick: "Hip hip hooray!"

Brick/Cameron/Lightning: "Hip hip hooray!"

(Meanwhile, inside the cabin, Dakota was watching this from the window, and stops looking when she growls angrily)


Confessional

Dakota: "That Zoey is stealing everyone's attention from me, everyone thinks she's a kind hero, but in reality she's a backstabbing hypocritical dragon, maybe it's time to stop being the good girl, and start taking care of myself of that friend attempt"

End Confessional


Lightning: "About time, dude" (he snatches the frisbey from Cameron, and Sky suddenly approaches him)

Sky: "Good morning, Lightning, um, I know it might be wrong, but..." (takes out an apple) "Here, I brought you something from the spa hotel"

Lightning: "Thank you, doll" (takes the apple and bites into it)

Sky: "Wow, I didn't expect you to accept it so quickly, you know, you were rude at first, but now you're starting to get a little, I don't know, cuter"

(Lightning chokes in shock)


Confessional

Lightning: "Lightning is in no way cute, maybe for that girl, but not for the others, I'll show that I'm still tough, watch out, sha-punch!" (hits the wall but it hurts) "Ow, splinter!"

End Confessional


(We then see a little seagull nest on the speaker. The speaker sounds, driving the seagull out of the nest.)

Chris: "Get your asses to the dock, campers! It's time for the challenge!"


(Cut to the docks, the campers are all lined up)

Chris: "Welcome back everyone! Today's challenge involves a trip to the Fun Zone!" (Laughs and blows a streamer as confetti rains down on the contestants)

Lindsay/Ella: (claps excitedly) "Yay!"

LeShawna: "What's the catch? Is the Fun Zone just a building on fire?"

Chris: "Nope!"

Jo: "Is it a pit full of intestines?"

Chris: "Would that be fun? You've been having it a little rough lately, so I thought-" (Pauses and looks away) Ok; the lawyers thought you deserved a gift, but if you'd rather do something else..."

Everyone: "NO!"

Chris: (Walks to the end of the pier) "Well... It's the Fun Zone then! Oh, here comes our ride" (The losers' boat slides up, Ezekiel standing on it, obviously exhausted and worn out)

Ezekiel: "I'm back from exile, huh-" (Chris pushes him again)

Chris: "All aboard!"

(The short camera on Boney Island)

Cody: "Is the Fun Zone on Boney Island?"

Chris: "Yeah, it works better as a SURPRISE that way."


(Cut to Boney Island, where everyone is walking down the path)

LeShawna: "Ugh, I forgot how trashy this island is!"

Chris: "Come on, maybe someone will finally find the invincibility statue"

Ezekiel: "I searched all night...There is no statue...Say it!"

Chris: "Yes, there is. But it's hidden IN the fun zone! Whoever finds it gets to keep it!"

(Everyone cheers)

(Cut to a castle wall with log barricades and a high-tech gate; balloons are hanging everywhere and all the contestants are gathering in front of it)

Chris: "Welcome to the outside of the fabulous Fun Zone, patent-pending!" (The contestants have worried expressions, except for Lindsay and Ella, who are still excited, Chris holds up a remote control) "Alright, let's move it on people, keep a steady beat!" (He presses the button and the door opens.)

(Everyone walks in, revealing that the Fun Zone looked a lot like the mutated forest from season 4, Chris smiles and waves outside the doorway. The door slams shut and everyone turns worriedly towards the door.)

Chris: (on a giant TV) "Now you're in the Fun Zone! AKA the most dangerous place you've ever been! Your challenge is easy." (Holds up a small speckled egg.) "Put the eggs in a basket." (The screen shows the silhouettes of all the mutant creatures.) "The eggs here in the Fun Zone belong to all the terrifying mutants from Season 4, who will try to crush their bodies and eat them."

Mike: "What's so funny about that?"

Chris: "Um, is that fun to WATCH?"

Shawn: "All we have to do is collect the eggs?"

Chris: "You'll be fine... they're just mutated wild beasts trying to protect their unborn babies, how bad can it be? The first team with seven eggs in their basket wins."

Cody: "What if an egg hatches?"

Chris: "As long as you keep whatever hatches in your basket, it counts. And, as a special bonus, whoever collects the most eggs gets a special reward. So, summoned eggs? Huh?" (Frowns, Zeke is seen snoring. Chris pulls out a megaphone.) "Ezekiel!" (Ezekiel wakes up screaming and falls over)

Lightning: (Laughs) "I thought it was sha-funny because I'm not a pretty person. That's why I laughed." (Walks away from a confused Sky and goes over to Ezekiel and helps him up)

Ezekiel: "Thanks man, huh" (Lightning groans annoyed)

Chris: (Addressing the oversized bowls with the team's insignia on both.) "The gold basket belongs to the Veterans, The red one is for Lightning and the rest of the NICE-Newbies" (Smirks as Lightning growls at him.) "I 'd wish you all good luck, but it's bad for ratings. So, I hope some of you get really hurt." (Pulls out an air horn and blows it.) "Begin!"

Jo: "Collect eggs? HA, this will be a doddle, right guys?"

Mike: "I don't know, it sounds very dangerous, right Zoey?" (Zoey doesn't answer, and freezes with a scared expression) "Zoey?"


Confessional

Zoey: "What I said was true, not only do I hate mutants, but I'm terrified of them, they're repulsive, they're deformed, and most of all...they're weird" (cringes) "And no, just because I'm a mutant doesn't mean I'm be the same as them!" (a moth flew through the confessional and Zoey ate it with one bite, when she went into shock and looked at the camera) "That wasn't of her own free will, right?

End Confessional


Mike: "Hey, Zoey, are you okay?"

Zoey: (sighs) "It's nothing, I'm just so scared of this forest."

Mike: "Don't worry, I'll go with you"

Zoey: "Oh thanks, Mike."

(Lindsay listened to the conversation from afar)

Lindsay: "Aww, I wish Tyler was here right now."

Sam: "Hey, Linds, is something wrong?"

(Lindsay looked at Sam, and her imagination saw him as Tyler)

Lindsay: "Tyler, you're here!" (He grabs him hugging) "I missed you so much" (he notes his belly) "Wow, now you're fat, but it doesn't matter, I still love you"

Sam: (nervous) "Um, what?"

Dakota: (grabbing Sam) "HEY, keep your dirty hands off my boyfriend, you dumb blonde!" (She pushes her to the ground and takes Sam with her)

Lindsay: (kneeling to the ground and yelling) "TYLEEEEER!" (cries)

(Cut to Chris watching this on TV with Chef)

Chris: "Is there a psychiatrist in case of 'hatching'?" (Chef shrugs)


(Cut to Zoey and Mike walking through the woods, with Zoey holding Mike's hand)

Zoey: "I'm so scared, I don't want you to be separated from me, please"

Mike: "It's okay, I'll be right here with you" (notices a scout hat on the ground) "Sweetie, I've always wanted a hat like this" (puts the hat on and suddenly gasps and turns into Manitoba)

Manitoba: (looking around) "We are in dangerous territory, you have to be aware of any difficult to tame prey"

Zoey: "Wait, you're not Manitoba, are you?"

Manitoba: "Right Sheila, nice to meet you, Manitoba Smith at your service" (suddenly gasps, pushing Zoey into a bush as one of the mutant crabs crawls around, snapping its claws, when it disappears, they crawl back out of the bushes )

Zoey: "Phew, that was close."

Manitoba: "Calm down little flower, you follow me and you'll be safe"

(Cut to Shawn kneeling in front of a large stone wall, throwing a rock at an egg on a ledge, finally, it starts to fall, Shawn gasps happily and prepares to catch it, only for Sugar to catch it out of midair)

Sugar: "Eggcelent work, zombie freak" (Cut to the villains' basket, Sugar lays the egg)

Chris: (Over loudspeaker) "The first egg is for the Veterans!"

(Cody and LeShawna cheer in the woods after hearing this)

Chris: (on speaker) "You better get your asses in gear, Newbies!"

Shawn: (stops just as he and Sugar are about to leave) "Wait!" (turns to Chris on the big screen) "What's stopping the other team from taking eggs from our basket?"

Chris: "Integrity?"

Sugar: "So it's nothing."

Chris: "I didn't make a rule that they can't, so... I guess they can."

Sugar: (points to Shawn) "You stay, take care of the nest" (leaves)

Shawn: (Calls Sugar) "You're the boss!" (mumbles) "For now..."


(Cut to Manitoba and Zoey coming out of a tree)

Manitoba: (Silences Zoey) "Look, it's our prey!" (Points to the huge family fly trap in the dirt; his tongue sticks out with the flower still attached to it, Larry grabs a pod) "And does it have an ostrich egg...or was it an eagle's? Anyway, wait Here, when I get the flower, Larry will chase me. You take the egg and go back to the basket" (Starts to climb the tree)

Zoey: (nervous) "But what if Larry chases me?-"

Manitoba: "You'll be fine, gorgeous! See you at the basket!" (He yells as he crosses Larry's mouth and grabs the flower) "BINGO!" (Larry snaps his jaw shut and climbs out of the ground to chase Manitoba, Zoey nervously rips the pod from its roots and runs. Larry roars as he chases Manitoba, then he sees a bat-winged moose and throws the flower at it, Larry grabs the moose moose with its tentacles.)

Manitoba: "Crikey, that was too close!"

(Cut to Lightning in a swamp, looking under a rock)

Lindsay: (Runs over to Lightning) "Hey Lightning! Mind if we help each other find eggs? And let me call you Tyler?"

Lightning: "I can't, Lightning is a lone wolf" (Lindsay says sadly) "That's right, when tough guys fight, they-" (A tentacle grabs his ankle, dragging him into the swamp, then Lightning is thrown out of the swamp, hits a tree and collapses to the ground, an egg falls from the tree knot into his hands)

Lightning: "Sha-sweet!" (groans in pain)


(Cut to the baskets, where Zoey and Manitoba arrive on the scene)

Manitoba: "Hurry up, kangaroo, put it in the basket!" (Zoey is about to put the pod in the basket when it starts to move)

Zoey: "Uh-oh!" (The pod explodes, covering Zoey in goo and sending the little seedlings running off) "EWW, Gross!"

(Shawn watches as one of the seedlings runs past, with Chris's face on it, while Chris whistles innocently from outside)

(Lightning runs to the basket and puts her egg inside)

Chris: "And the score is one on one!" (Manitiba and Zoey high five)

Lightning: "Yeah, one for the nice guys!...I mean, for the tough guys!"

Zoey: (To Lightning) "Can you stay and guard our basket? Or else..." (Points to a frowning Shawn)

Lightning: "No sha-problem!"

Zoey: (She and Manitiba run out.) "Thank you!"

Lightning: (approaches Shawn) "It makes sense that the two toughest and bravest guys would be the ones protecting the eggs!"

Shawn: "Yeah, we're like two mother hens" (Lightning groans)


(Cut to the giant alligator with tentacles stomping around; Cody and LeShawna are hiding behind a rock nervously, Sugar comes running towards them.)

Sugar: "I'm glad I found you teammates, you guys knew that Ella is convincing everyone to vote for Cody in the next elimination"

Cody: (Worried) "What?!"

LeShawna: (suspicious) "Is that true?"

Sugar: (runs off) "Don't worry...I'm voting for Ella" (LeShawna and Cody look at each other strangely)

(Cut to Lindsay running with an egg that was about to hatch, she puts it in the basket)

Chris: (speaker) "That's two eggs for the Veterans"

(The egg then hatches, revealing a two-headed rat snarling menacingly, Shawn gasps as he backed away, while Lindsay seemed delighted by the anomaly)

Lindsay: "Aww, they're so cute" (picks it up) "They could be possible pets"

Shawn: (confused) "Um, okay, you better take care of them here and I'll go get more eggs" (walks away quickly)

Lindsay: "I'll call them...Tylers Jr!" (One of the rats vomits on the floor)

(The screen pauses; zoom out to Chris and Chef)

Chris: "It's hardboiled down to two eggs for the Veterans, and one for the Newbies, But the challenge is far from over-easy. Who will win?" (Pulls out his script, faltering.) "'Your QUICHE is as good as mine'..." (Chef giggles as Chris throws away the script) "Stay tuned for more Tota! Drama! Madnes! ...Yeah, I 'm gonna fire whoever wrote that!"

(Commercial Break)

(Cut to Manitoba and Zoey walking through the mutated forest, while Zoey was looking around at the mutants)

Zoey: "I can't believe I used to be a normal beautiful girl, to be like one of these weird monsters."

Manitoba: "Wow, and I thought you were born that way, no offense"

Zoey: "No, it's okay, I just can't get over it, and all of going into that creepy forest and tripping on that damn rock, has completely ruined my life!"

Manitoba: "Well, in my case, if a Dingo was a-" (One of the giant mutant gophers comes out of the underground and grabs Manitoba's legs; both he and Zoey scream. Zoey quickly grabs a stick to hit the gopher, but doesn't watch as he hits Manitoba instead)

Zoey: "Let go of my boyfriend! (Finally he punches the gopher in the nose. The gopher screeches and walks away, flinging one of its eggs in its panic, landing in Zoey's hands.) "Yeah! Oddball Egg! Come on Mike!"

Mike: (stunned and groaning in pain)

Zoey: (gasps and drops the egg) "Mike, are you okay?! Mike?! MIKE?!"


(Zoom in to the inside of Mike's mind. Inside reveals a small room made out of pink brain matter, with a large picture of Mike adorning a wall, and a table where Vito, Chester, and Svetlana are playing cards.)

Svetlana: (Tossing her cards down) Go vith the fishing!

Vito: Ayo, it's go fish, not 'fishing'!"

(Suddenly, Manitoba falls from the ceiling)

Chester: "Aw, that can't be good..."

Manitoba: (Stands back up) "Hey, do you feel that? ...The Malevolent One... He's coming!" (Svetlana shriek in horror. Then they turn to the portrait of Mike, which quickly burned away to a shadowy silhouetted picture of Mike, with hair drooped over one eye and an evil smirk


The camera pans back to reality, to the unconscious Mike , Zoey's voice becomes more clearer)

Zoey: "Mike, Mike! Oh please be ok, Mike!" (Zoey is kneeling next to Mike)

Mike: (Groans awake. Sits up to rub his head) "Ughh, my head..."

Zoey: (Concerned) "No, stop, you need to rest!"

Mike: (Standing back up, grabbing his fedora) "No, I'm ok... C'mon, we got to go back to searching..." (He puts the fedora on as Mike's eyes wide in realization) " Huh, weird, I can't find Manitoba..."

Zoey: "Manitoba? Mike, what's going on?"

Mike: (sighs and takes Zoey's hands) "Zoey, I think it's time to tell you the truth, my characters aren't one act, I have multiple personalities, and I didn't want to tell you because I was afraid you'd think I was kind of a weirdo...(sighs and ducks her head) "I'm sorry Zoey..."

(Zoey reflects on what he said and then gives him a warm smile)

Zoey: "You're kidding? Even if you're weird you're still sweet"

Mike: "Really?"

Zoey: "Yes, also you accepted me for being a mutant, so I accept that you have multiple personalities, even so, you are still the sweet boy that I love"

Mike: "Oh, thanks Zoey, I owe you a lot, but for that...I also had something to tell you about that as well."

Zoey: "What?"

Mike: "My parents...they want us to break up"

Zoey: (shocked) "WHAT?! Why?!"

Mike: "Because they think you're a danger to my health, I'm sorry, Zoey, I don't want to-" (grabs his head in pain) "Ow, it hurts so bad"

Zoey: "Mike, please go rest at the beginning."

Mike: "Fine, thanks" (walks away, leaving Zoey)

(Zoey sadly reaches for a rock to sit on)

Zoey: (starts crying) "Why? Why now when I know the truth about Mike, now his parents want me to stay away from him just for NOT being normal?!" (Cries sobs until she hears someone behind her)

?: "Maybe because you can't accept that you're wrong!"

Zoey: "Uh?" (He turns and looks at Dakota behind him, with a smirk and his hands behind his back) "Dakota, what are you doing here?"

Dakota: "I came to see you suffer, it seems that you already know how rejected you feel for not being normal"

Zoey: (gets angry and stands up) "Again you just screwed up my life?!"

Dakota: "Why not? You're a hypocritical attempted friend who can't accept yourself! Now because of that, Mike's parents want you to get the hell out of his life, how about that, huh?

Zoey: (gets really mad and growls in anger) "NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SEE, YOU B*TCH!" (She pounces on her, they both fall to the ground and start fighting like cats as they roll through the forest)


(Cut to Jo, Cameron and Brick fishing in a giant chicken's nest for eggs. Cameron has his hands in the straw, while Brick is hoping that they could get it.)

Jo: "Easy, easy..." (The chicken opens its reptilian eye, only for several more to open up all over its face. Brick, Cameron and Jo scream and run for it as the chicken gets up and a mouth on its chest opens up, its wormlike tongue waving.)

(Cut to Ella, Sky, Topher and Justin putting the eggs in the basket, while Lindsay stands by taking care of the rats)

Chris: (over PA) "It's 6-2 to the Veterans, one more and they win"

(Sugar just arrived and looks at the large number of eggs in the basket)

Sugar: "Woah, where did they get all those eggs?"

Sky: "It was thanks to Ella, she helped us find them easily"

Ella: "Yes, I met my mutant friends again and convinced them that I would keep their children safe and sound as long as I kept them in the basket"

Topher: "Three cheers for Ella!"

Sky/Topher/Justin/Lindsay: "Hip hip hooray!"

(Sugar growls in anger as she hears the others cheer Ella on)


Confessional

Sugar: "That's enough, I'll take care of that fake once and for all"

End Confessional


Sugar: "Hey, Ella, um, now that we're about to win, why don't you take these last few minutes to play with your friends?"

Ella: "Oh, that's a good idea, thanks Sugar" (she runs off into the woods)

Sugar: (feigns sadness) "This is too bad, Ella has convinced me to vote for Topher, she has even convinced me..."

Topher: "Um, I'm here"

Sugar: "But my vote is for Ella"

Sky: (suspiciously) "And why should we trust you?"

Sugar: (walks away) "Do whatever you want, it's your funeral!"

(The four Veterans look at each other strangely)


(Cut to the giant mutant chicken running through the woods, past a cave, where Jo, Brick, and Cameron emerge from the cave.)

Jo: (laughs) "Sucker!"

(Suddenly the giant chicken hears her and chases them again)

(Cut to Scott hiding behind some rocks, watching Sugar fend off one of the fire-breathing mountain goats)

Sugar: "Shoo! Go annoy a singing peak!" (The goat flies at her and knocks her to the ground, its egg hatching to reveal the statue of invincibility, Sugar looks at it and picks it up, grinning devilishly.) "Oh hello, what do we have here?"

Scott: (gasps and mumbles) "Ohnonononono!"

(Sugar places the statue behind the rocks to hide it, causing Scott to smirk.)


Confessionals

Sugar: "I can't hold on to the idol. Someone will see it for sure! I'll save it for now and come back for it later, so I can get rid of that pesky princess again, just like last season."

Scott: (chuckles evilly) "Pathetic, really pathetic."

End Confessionals


(Cut to Cameron, Jo and Brick reaching the basket with Mike standing next to him, Brick holding a nest full of chicken eggs)

Brick: (panting) "Phew, that crazy chicken almost got us."

Jo: "Whatever, wet pants, the important thing is that we have that big dozen eggs, now put them in the basket so we can win this"

Brick: "Right away, ma'am!" (He goes to the basket, he was about to put the eggs in there until Dakota and Zoey came rolling and fighting each other, and they rolled around Brick, spinning him around) "GIRLS, GIRLS, CALM DOWN, WOAH!" (Brick fell to the ground and threw the eggs into the air, which soon landed on his head and cracked)

(Dakota and Zoey collide with the basket and break away from their fight, groaning in pain)

Jo: "What's wrong with you two?! When are you going to stop fighting?! Did you girls just ruin our victory?!"

Dakota: (points to Zoey) "It's Zoey! She sabotaged the challenge because she's such a bossy backstabber and-!

(Zoey got pretty angry, until she had enough and got up in a rage)

Zoey: (screaming in anger and spitting some fire into her mouth) "ENOUGH! I'M TIRED OF YOU! OF THESE HORRIBLE MUTANTS! AND OF ALL THE WEIRD PEOPLE IN HERE! (covers her mouth, and notices everyone there staring at her in shock, Zoey tried to say something but started crying as she ran into the woods)

Dakota: (feigning surprise) "Woah, you see? She's an anger problem, I guess we'll have no choice but to get rid of her tonight, right guys?" (looks at his team)

Jo: "I agree, that crazy dragon is starting to make trouble"

Brick: "It sounds very heavy, but I'm afraid it's true"

(Dakota smirks as Mike and Cameron look worried at each other)


Confessional

Dakota: "One point for me, and goodbye forever Zoey"

End Confessional


(Zoey is shown again, sitting on the same rock as before, with her hands on her face while crying, suddenly Mike approached her)

Mike: "Zoey, are you okay?"

Zoey: (cries) "NO, I'm not okay! Dakota made me so mad, and now everyone thinks I'm a monster!" (sobs) "Now if we lose, I'll be the one to go home"

Mike: "Don't think that, Zoey" (takes her hand and kneels down) "I won't let you walk away from me, even if my parents want us to break up"

Zoey: "Really?" (Mike nods) "Wow, Mike, seriously, you're the best guy I've ever met in my life" (they hug each other happily, until Zoey sniffs something) "Do you smell that?" (They look at a giant nest ahead, stand up to see what was in the nest and are surprised) "No way!"


(Back to the baskets, where Lightning puts a little blue egg in the Newbies' basket)

Chris: (on PA) "And it's 6 to 2 for the Veterans"

Lightning: "Look everyone, Lightning had to fight a crazy monster to get this egg! He was half lion, half bear, half poison, half sha-dangerous!"

Chris: (On screen) "Oh, if only there was a way to go back in time to see that epic battle, that would be fun! Oh, what do we have here?" (pulls out a button, as Lightning looks on nervously)


(Screen shows Lightning sitting on a branch, talking quietly to a large three-eyed mutant parakeet)

Lightning: (in a friendly tone) "I'm just borrowing this sha-egg. Promise I'll return it!" (The budgie starts to cry. Lightning tries to calm him down) "Oh no, please don't..." (Lightning starts to cry a little) "Oh great, now you made Lightning cry too. (sniffs as wipes himself a tear from the eye)


(The screen returns to Chris.)

Sky: (to Lightning) "Aww! Were you being nice to a bird? How cute!"

Chris: (looking at Lightning quizzically) "And what's the part where you punch the budgie in the face, huh?" (Lightning starts to walk away embarrassingly) "I'm bringing you back for next season! It's going to be Total Sweethearts, versus Total Bigger Sweethearts!"


Confessional

Lightning: "Sweetheart, maybe, but BIGGER Sweetheart? No way!

End Confessional


(Cut to Zoey and Mike carrying the giant nest)

Chris: (over PA) "It's still 6-2 to the Veterans! But I see a lot of eggs coming up; it's going to be a close finish!"

LeShawna: (Points ahead) "What's that?"

(Mike and Zoey are shown with a gigantic nest of eggs)

Brick: (cheering) "Almost there, soldiers, faster!"

(Mike and Zoey start to run faster as Sugar follows with another egg)

LeShawna: "Sugar, throw the egg, hurry up!" (Cody waves his hands to show it's open) "It's our only chance!"

(Sugar throws the egg into the basket, only for it to crash into Cody's face and turn into a flying baby ibex. The goat grabs Cody's underwear and wedgies him as the geek screams in pain. , the goat rips off his pants and flies away)

LeShawna: "Oh come on!"

Sugar: (falls to her knees) "NOOO!"

(The Newbies cheer more as Mike and Zoey get closer, except Dakota, who looks worried, thought of something and grabs a stick on the ground when I throw it towards Mike and Zoey, the two-headed rat looks at the stick excitedly and runs towards the)

Lindsay: "Tylers Jr, NO!"

(The rats reach for the stick and grab it with their mouths, just as Mike bumped into them, causing them both to accidentally throw the nest, the Newbies look on in shock, except for Dakota, who look excited, the nest was about to collide with the ground until Zoey caught it and flying with her wings went to the basket)

Chris: "Ooh, big blow to the Veterans team" (Zoey knocks over the nest and sends the eggs into the basket) "now it's 15 to 6, the Newbies win!"

(Newbies cheer as the others return)

Dakota: "NO! (Everyone looks at Dakota in surprise, and she worries) "I mean...we won, yay" (smiles nervously at the others)

Chris: "Now, before we go home, did anyone leave anything you'd like to go get?"

(Sugar smiles and goes to the rock where she hid the statue, reaches in and begins to feel around for it)

Sugar: "Come with mom!" (Touches something that felt like the figurine) "I got you" (Puts the object in without looking at it first and puts it in his pocket as he leaves, while Scott was hiding and smirk)


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(We now cut to the elimination ceremony, with Chris. The Newbies are on Peanut Gallery, and The Veterans are on the logs)

Chris: "Alright then, Veterans. After a bunch of crazy moments abd tipping a bunch of eggs over. Another Veteran goes home tonight. Time to vote!"

(The camera cuts to Mike, his hair drops down to cover one eye, and the one that wasn't covered has dark rings around it, and the background is on fire)

Mike: (Deeper voice with a reverberating effect) "One by one, they will all going down"

Zoey: "Huh? Did you say something, Mike?"

Mike: (Gasps, looking and speaking normally) "Uh, no, just sitting herep00p"


Confessionals

Sugar: (Crosses Ella's photo.) "So long, You little b*tch!" (Laughs evilly)

Ella: (Crosses out a photo) "It was good know to you, but bye bye"

Lindsay: (Looks at a photo of herself.) "This is a really cute picture of me!" (Hugs it, then crosses out Sugar's photo)

End Confessionals


Chris: "I've tallied the votes, and, tonight's flushee is..." (Reveals Sugar's picture with a big red X on it) "Sugar."

(Everyone look at her with a smirk, while she evilly smirks at them.)

Sugar: "Nuh-uh! I'm not going anywhere, because I have this!" (Gets out an Invincibility statue.)

(Everyone else gasps in shock.)

Chris: "Nice. But where's The McLean seal of approval?"

Sugar: (Gets confused.) "McLean seal of approval, what?"


Confessional

Scott: (Laughs, while holding The REAL Invincibility statue.) "Did you see the look on her face? I knew this fake idol would do the trick! And I have the real one!" (Laughs evilly)

End Confessional


(Sugar screams in anger throws the fake idol in the fire.)

Chris: (Chuckles) "Classic. Now before we get flushing, since we have so many contestants this season, I'm here to announce that Ella is ALSO eliminated!"

(Everyone else gasps in shock again)

Ella: "What?! Why me?"

Chris: "Because tonight is our first double elimination of the season!"

(Ella looks in shock, but frowns in defeat, while Sugar laugh at her)

Chris: "Now, who's headed for exile on Boney Island?"

(Zoey was thinking, until she raises her hand.)

Zoey: "I'll go!-"

(Zoey is about to get up, but Dakota grabs her by the horns puts her on the floor.)

Dakota: "Don't even listen to that mutant-b*tch. I'll go instead!"

Chris: "Fine..."

(Dakota happily walks off, while Zoey glares in annoyance, as Dakota walks to the boat it sails off)


Confessional

Zoey: "Trust me, this feud ain't over yet!"

End Confessional


(We now cut to the Flush of Shame with Ella and Sugar in it, with Chris only watching)

Sugar: (to Ella) "This is all your fault, now I'm stuck with you because of this stupid elimination! And I swear that idol was real, if it was you, I'm gonna-"

Ella: (Angrilly punches Sugar in the face four times, knocking her out cold.) "That's for cheating on me, and I'm NOT your friend!"

Chris: "Alright, I seen enough!" (Pushes the button, which sends Ella and Sugar down the drain screaming, showering Chris' umbrella in water) "Who's next to be thrown home from the throne? Find out when we return with more Total! Drama! Madness!"

(End credits)

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Bonus Clip:

(Fade out in the Yukon; a bearded man in a coat is fishing in a hole in the ice next to a flagpole. Suddenly, a large splash of water shoots out of the hole, sending Ella and Sugar straight out of the hole, to the snow)

Sugar: (Stands up, shaking) "We're in the Yukon?!" (groans and turns to Ella) "This is all because of your-"

(She realizes that Ella is far away, and riding on a polar bear and she goes on the bear, Sugar growling in anger when she sees this)

Sugar: (rolling her eyes) "Whatever!" (walks forward, directly towards the flagpole. she backs away because her tongue is now stuck to the flagpole. A growl is heard from behind her. She looks back to see a polar bear glaring at her)

(Pan towards the mountains as Sugar's scream and the bear's roar are heard, echoing throughout the Yukon)


Votes:

Sugar: Everyone

Ella: Sugar


25th-Anne Maria

24th-Staci

23th-Izzy

22th-B

21/20th-Sugar

21/20th-Ella


And we are back with a challenge from the original series, this time with one of the most impressive, I changed the "Spanish" to "Blonde", symbolizing the hair color of Sugar and Dakota, and yes, I know that Dakota now has green hair, but it me worth two peaks

Speaking of Dakota, she acted like a villain, I'm not a fan of stories about her being a villain, but I find it interesting since some compare her to Heather, and this time she tries to sabotage Zoey to get back at her, and Zoey here shows her hatred for mutants and weirdos, somewhat ironic, especially that she now knows that Mike has MPD and accepts it

And speaking of Mike, here begins the career of Mal...

Surely you already saw Sugar being eliminated, but what surely left you in shock was the elimination of Ella too, as there are many characters, there will be two double-elimination episodes, this one and another soon, Ella had no plots here, so I didn't bother kicking her out, but now I'm sad because the three mutant girls won't be able to get together (sorry)

The next challenge will take the campers to box against their worst fears, there will be very interesting battles, all coming soon...