Disclaimer: I don't own Vandread but I do own this character and his ungayedness. (No this is not a real word but I couldn't think of a better one.)If you want to use this character all you have to do is ask. I really don't mind if you ask.(I know that is not good composition but I feel like stressing that.)
"Phphshhhh" says the capsule as it starts to open. "Oh no, another one is waking
up!", the watcher says as he hits a button. "This is the second one today." "Well I already am taking care of the first one, I can't take on two!" "Hibiki is too much of a handful for that." "I'll just have to find you a good home, until then sleep little one sleep." All of a sudden he wakes up and bangs his head on the bunk above him. "Ow, that'll hurt in the morning." "Oh that must've just been a dream." He looks at the clock and says, "Oh shoot I've got to sleep I have my military assignment tomorrow." He immediately falls asleep and doesn't dream anymore that night.
The next morning.
"Attention! You new recruits may have passed your tests at the academy but until you get some experience under your belts I want no complaining from any of you. Dismissed! You, private Kagen I need to have a word with you. Be at my office at 1800 hours." As the recruits leave going to their rooms some of them talk to Kagen. "Hey Kagen do you have any idea why the commander would want to talk to you in private?" Kagen just says, "Maybe it's about my inborn talent piloting the Vanguard? I honestly don't know."
1800hrs (in other words 6:00PM) outside the commander's office
Kagen knocks on the door. "Come." Kagen opens the door to find the commander staring out his viewscreen. "Kagen reporting as asked!" The commander says "At ease soldier, I actually asked you here for a personal reason." Kagen just asks, "Why did you ask me here commander?" The commander answers, "Well, I was just going to ask⦠well if I could have your seed for a baby." Kagen looks his commander straight in the eyes and firmly says "NO, you may not and no other man will either." Kagen leaves the room as his commander seethes with rage.
The next morning.
"Attention all Vanguard pilots, attention all Vanguard pilots report to your Vanguards for an in-space training exercise that will test your skills to the max and beyond." Some veteran says, "I wonder what has gotten into our commander? He never does an in-space exercise." Kagen says, "I know what." The veteran says, "What did you say to him to piss him off so much?" Kagen says, "Oh just get in your Vanguard and hope you aren't close to me when he tries to kill me." The veteran says, "Ha, you couldn't have pissed him off that much. Did you?" Kagen says, "Yeah I did piss him off that much and much, much more. Now just get in your damn Vanguard before he opens the bay doors."
After all the enemies have been destroyed.
"Whoo, that was fun!" says a nearby recruit. Kagen says as he pushes the recruit away, "You fool! get away from me before the missile hits you as well as me." The recruit rockets away and says to the veteran, "What is his problem?" The veteran simply responds with a carefree, "The commander is his problem." Then a Muramasa missile rockets past both of them headed straight for Kagen! They both shout, "Watch out!" But the commander has jammed all the comm. systems to give Kagen no warning at all.
All of a sudden Kagen's Vanguard turns and punches the missile with a blinding white light that suddenly engulfs his Vanguard and the missile in a big explosion which leaves no trace of Kagen and his Vanguard or the missile. The commander is at first shocked that the missile didn't blow everything in the quadrant to smithereens, then amazed that Kagen sacrificed himself for his comrades by setting the missile off before all the charges charged up and blew. Then he took his pistol and shot himself in the brain. Then security walks in and finds him dead. The security team leader reports, "This is security team B we have found the prisoner dead and we are returning to our posts." "Good work security team B I copy that, sending clean up crew."
This is where he can appear in pretty much any setting, and where I stop. If you use my character please ask me beforehand. And I will help by making sure that you don't mess him up and I will review them before you publish them so that I don't have to correct you in my review online.
