Last time when Shirou had just awakened and also reverted back to his true self for the first time in 10 years it really is a shock but nonetheless Shirou is still conflicted especially with school coming up now he is unsure how to control his true self at school with that prologue done lets gets started
Shirou was at home confused and really dumbstruck by how to explain to Miss Fujimura how he now has darker hair and yellow Mohaganey eyes and grew 7 inches over night and why he sounds like a American Midwesterner/Western Canadian when he speaks English and why he swears so much and why he has Knives for teeth among many other things.
But, that would be the least of his worries by far the bigger question was how he was gonna handle Kiritsugus weapons trading buissness he had carelessly shoved in Shirou's face after he died thus making him successor of it it had grinded to a halt after his death but it still existed meaning that Shirou had some base to stand on in organizational ability and potency but that would have to be put on the backburner for now atleast due to school and the Fifth HGW.
"So Saber why don't you say before we go shopping for clothes and to get other things we have a friendly sparring match huh I feel it would make me stronger come on now huh now give me some of that X" (Shirou)
"I understand master but be careful after all I will not hold back even despite you being a human do you understand that my master.?" (Saber)
"F*ck Yeah I do now lets go" (Shirou)
"Ok Shirou!" (Saber)
Thus the two fought for about 30 minutes and then Saber KO's Shirou after the last time smacking him Shirou was in pain even inspite of his unknown immense pain tolerance that he inherited
"So that was you holding back dang I am impressed with your power and talent Saber no wonder that c*nt kept calling you the strongest servant I think that much of you too as well?" (Shirou)
"Thanks Shirou I really loved that compliment I received even inspite of your personality being flaming garbage mixed with sewage at this point but nonetheless thank you Shirou I am gratified beyond all doubt's" (Saber)
"Oh your most welcome gentle lady Shirou stated to Saber rather loudly yet closely returning the compliments that Saber had given to him"
After that had concluded the duo went shopping as they were walking to the driveway Saber asked Shirou if he could even drive to which he had responded with he could in an affirmative manner
Shirou then unveiled his car that he had but up until now never had the chance to use his 1982 Lamborghini Countach
"Alright my darling here is my vehicle and uh why don't you make yourself comfortable right now sit with me in this seat right here I mean you are my little helper after all I reserve such privileges to those whom I am loyal to like you Saber dear" (Shirou)
"Thank you Shirou I will sit down besides my master and I will not hesitate to be beside my master." (Saber)
Therefore, The duo then were seated and prepped for the car to go it was 5:30 AM so far the sun was bright and still it was a beautiful day ahead the car started to accelerate and then took off like a rocket, and was more elegant then a swan in the migration season as it raced off through the cities streets at breakneck speeds
"Shirou what exactly is your plan to jump start your inherited dead company after all you don't have that much inherited money and the buisness is functionally dead for years so what big plan do you have" (Saber)
"Well Saber my dear I to be blunt as of now don't know of a way to jumpstart my company in a timely and efficient manner but I do know that I need to make my unofficial criminal debut soon so I need to start thinking the long game and you know what to do that I need to start to plan on taking scores to bolster my company and expand its reach as well as gain a source of F*ck*ng income you know so therefore I have decided we research a score while we go shopping how does that work huh Saber you don't object to my plan do you huh?" (Shirou)
"Well no not at all Shirou but what will you take to gain that income after all you need a lot to jumpstart your company and gain a decent income from it so I want you to ponder on that Shirou will you?"
"Well lets just say I will figure that out soon enough for now lets go shopping we both need some new clothing after all before school and Fuji nee and Sakura come ugh those g damn idiots and morons anyways were here lets go amigo." (Shirou)
Moreover, The duo stopped at the shop and then decided to go shopping for a little while they bought new clothing and Shirou bought Saber/Artoria a new pink dress shirt and Saber bought Shirou a new suit that had a black tie and black jacket and pants with black shoes the two bonded and had a really genuinely fun time together in each other's presence the two also bought some useful utilities as well this helped Shirou forget about the whole Kiritsugu Emiya thing for a bit anyways the two had wrapped up there little shopping and then decided to go back to the car.
"Shirou so have you decided what you wanted to raid as of yet or no?" (Saber)
"Noo but there are some places of interest that I have my eyes on one of em is the Fuyuki Port where over 13.9 Billion dollars of exports have been sent so I think that might be of interest as well as possibly stealing some electronic store to gain stock for our business as well but that would be less profitable then the port I mentioned" (Shirou)
"I see Shirou that would be a wise decision but do you know what exactly you want to get your hands on after all its one thing to target a place but you need to take some specific and valuable as well in the process did you want to describe that certain something that you have wanted to steal from the cargo port you can take your time I urge you to use your brain and think!" (Saber)
"Yeah but that might have to wait for later since you know schools about to come up but let's go back home and I will make you my sweet Saber breakfest" (Shirou)
the duo returned home at this point and also Shirou prepares to make breakfast for his beloved assistant Saber aka Artoria he was making his best Japanese dishes for her and then he unveiled it to her
"So Saber here ya go moron now eat up and gain mana since I suck at magecraft for now anyways I promise to become better and fight alongside you against those idiots that we have to face" (Shirou)
"Shirou I appreciate that but let me fight for you I am afraid you will get hurt easily by everyone else due to your inexperience as a mage!" (Saber)
"Oh IK but I hope to rectify this mistake and I hope to become that strong to fight alongside you as your master and leader and friend scratch that only person who ever gave a F*ck about me huh besides Sakura but that's besides the point anyways how was my breakfast" (Shirou)
"Great Shirou I really liked it it was made with hard work and passion quite clearly evident in how much time you put in to it." (Saber)
"Oh really that's a plus atleast now I don't need you at school since schools a pretty safe place all things considered and also I doubt there's a master besides me and that Tohsaka B*tch so I implore you to lay low for a bit alright anyways so Off I go my friend good bye?" (Shirou)
"Yes Shirou but be careful Rin will ensnare you if you mess up so I implore you to take this with a grain of salt ok bye" (Saber)
and So Shirou walked to school and was suprisingly indifferent to everyone around him as he was walking though in his mind he actually was freaking out considering that he would have to explain to them how he got 7 inches taller overnight and how he sounds like a American Midwesterner/Western Canadian when he speaks English among other problems like why he swears so much and so on but his main problem was what he was actually looking for in the Fuyuki port but that would have to do later after school presumably too Shirou thought in his head exactly how would he act at school maybe he thought he would act his old self out and hunch to make himself his old height and cover his hair with a hat perfect its just for school after all its only for 7 AM to 1 PM so perfect Shirou thought as school came up he then entered and sensed something ary a bounded field what kind of *sshole would put up such garbage who ever dare put up such trash deserves to dieeee
"Shirou then walked inside and he was greeted by Miss Fujimarua aka Taiga or Fuji Nee
"Hey you numbskull your back haven't seen you in a while hope your doing well why don't you take a photo with us huh we need someone like you too on the photo booth with us as a group so come here and stick with us!" (Fuji Nee)
"Oh great you moron you really want to do such boring kiddy crap huh is that all fine if I have to keep my facade up then I will do this crap Shirou thought and monologued in his head" (Shirou)
He then went over and took pictures and thus was greatly annoyed at such trivial times but again a necessary boredom to not get unnecessary attention on him he then proceeded to walk to his class being greeted by Rin Tohsaka herself the mere sight of her was enough to set off Shirou in to a raging inferno but he had to play it cool "hey Tohsaka how are you" Shirou stated with fake enthusiasm and a faked smile "Oh Emiya how are you doing I hope your well!." Rin stated with a genuine smile on her face
Shirou walked past her and then was seated at his desk he easily aced the HR questions due to his Extraordinary Intelligence now that Avalon's control over him had been rewritten and his dumbing down of intelligence been reversed completely his IQ went from 106.5 to around 213 qualifying for Extraordinary Genius category after that for his classes he had aced his work with having to put in minimal work in to it and he still got more then 90% category higher then Matou and Tohsaka by a long shot making both look like infants in intellect despite the latter and former being geniuses in there own right at school and elsewhere too.
He continued to work even in economics math and physics classes and excelled in all of them by far until it was time for break time as he then left his school and left for break he then walked and came across Ayako Mitsuzuri his fellow second year
"So hey Shirou whatcha ya been doing so far physics was exhausting tbh and IDK about you Shirou but how were your classes?" (Ayako)
"It was fine bull*hit but fine anyways easy as pie for me aren't you supposed to be eating with Matou or whomever the F*ck your supposed to be with" (Shirou)
"hey Emiya why are you swearing and why is your voice more gruff then usual I am just curious also why do you hunch as well did something happen or not?" (Ayako)
"Its nothing alright now get a move on RUN you little S*i" (Shirou)
and so Shirou was left alone by himself until Issei came over to eat lunch with him.
"Hey Emiya how are you doing we haven't been eating together scratch that I don't think we have seen each other a lot anyways so how is it going for you my man" (Issei)
"Its fine man nothing personal but I am coming up kind of busy no offense to you my man I hope I don't rub it off the wrong way" (Shirou)
"Oh I see well I have been kind of busy too as you know Mr Kuzaki or as I call him Father Soichiro Kuzaki Ryuudo well he is my dad Emiya and he has been engaged to 18 years with a blue haired strange lady who is I am guessing a European woman due to her purple lipstick and periwinkle hair but she treats me as any good mother does kindly and softly" (Issei)
"Wow that's great beautiful man you have a loving father and mother unlike what I went through but that's another discussion for another day now let us eat cheers man" (Shirou)
and thus the two dudes ate together and then lunch abruptly ended and the two parted ways once more as Shirou was then in class coming up with his solution to his crisis of what he wants at Fuyuki port he then settled apparently on rumor has it due to defected insiders that there was a special container that's been parked there marked Military Government in dock for weeks on end guarded by Japanese Soldiers and also American Soldiers as well no civilian is allowed near the ship risk at getting shot and dying there kind of *ssholes about it too
Shirou then thought and thought he should bring this up with Saber soon enough on there eventual plan to raid the port and steal this superweapon or whatever device those c*cksnots have lying around oh boy he had finished all of his work and was sketching in his spare notebooks on how to acquire the weapon
school was then dismissed and then Shirou went and rushed out he was the first one out tbh and then he left without Rin Sakura or Miss Fujimarua seeing him or even Maki or Mitsuzuri or Shinji that annoying c*nt who he didn't want to see
Shirou was then walking around peacefully and then he heard a rather unfamiliar voice coming out as he settled down on the park bench to buy snacks "good evening big brother" a petite feminine voice stated
"Who TF is there show yourself c*cksucker come out you moron!" (Shirou)
then a small child came out it was a girl with red eyes and white hair about 133 cm or 4'3" with a purple hat and clothing
"so big brother how are things going I was waiting to kill you but I decided I wanted to know you before that" (Illyasviel Einzburn)
"Shut The F*ck up *sshole Shirou loudly stated I don't want to hear anymore from you Kiritsugu's sucker alright the only thing I am asking is if that bastard is alive.!!!!" (Shirou)
"Oh big brother do you hate Kiritsugu Emiya as well because I am no sucker of his either that traitor abandoned me and my mother because of being a deadbeat who only cared about money and power he killed our mother after getting the grail and caused the deaths of the riffraff so big brother will you join me?" (Ilyasviel)
"F*ck off I never asked for your tragic backstory All I wanted was to get confirmation if that F*ck*r was alive!! no I am not joining you your weak and a big big fool money can't save you listen here if we meet again you are D-O-N-E F*ck*d alright you midget alright is that enough huh" (Shirou)
"Fine then big brother but I am warning you your death will be gruesome the next time we meet alright" ( Ilya)
"Oh F*ck off moron like some weakling like you could challenge me you inbred freak" (Shirou)
Shirou left but not without throwing a wine bottle at ilya which caused her to bleed profusely and he then ran around and left he then went to the church to get the training request from Kirei Kotomine aka Mr Yorokobe Shonen
"I see Shirou you really came to train with me follow me Shirou we will train out here now then what do you want to improve?" (Kirei)
"Well I'll be F*ck*d and I want to train hmm my Projection and strengthening I mean Kiritsugu told me Projection is useless but that idiot is a moron so I will ignore him anyways and I want focus on Strengthening as well for good measure too so why don't we start from there too?" (Shirou)
Thus after a few hours Shirou was trained by Kirei himself in Bajiquan and also in tracing weapons in particular he learned to trace Sai's Japanese Ninja Knives and Naginatas Japanese Ninja Spear Swords that were used by Shinobi and Samurai as well as Daitos short swords used in Assassinations by shinobi he also learned to use reinforcement at least on his legs and weapons so far and he traced Black keys conceptual scriptural weapons that bind the target a good beginner's weapon though for Shirou Kirei advised him to use Reinforcement too on them due to the kind of enemies he would be facing soon enough and Kirei also taught Shirou to trace Diarmuid's Twin Spears as well due to a photo he had of them Shirou was satisfied that he had learned a lot from Kirei and thus pardoned his fare well to the priest
Shirou walked home uneventfully and then he arrived home he then sat down and asked Saber how the day was?
Saber then responded it was well and that she gathered Information on the port and knowledge of a second testing sight the government had been using to test the new secret device Shirou then asked for her for more info
"As I stated Shirou my research confirmed that the port will be locked down when we enter and that the device is in a shipping container which we will have to extract underwater also on the second testing site the government has it anchored to a testing platform for that we need a Helicopter to carry the device back to shore" (Saber)
Shirou said ok then I will draft a plan with all the information we have right here so I will be with you shortly Shirou gathered a board and then called a meeting with Saber soon after preparing for the score
"Alrighty then looks like the plan is all set looks like from my and your research that these government c*cksnots are sitting on something real valuable the first option is the container port option this experimental device is located on a container that's located above deck and also once we enter the port the air land and sea routes to the port will be locked down at these Xs here and we need a guy with a Sniper with a thermal scope to take care of the guards on board and the fact that the ship is surrounded on board with these guards so its likely its on thin ice also we need someone to grab the thing underwater that means you Saber your gonna extract the device alright I will use the crane lift you out of the water and snatch a flat bed truck and then we rendezvous at the house ok (Shirou)
Option two is far more interesting the government is testing the devices at sea and we need to fly out there and then you go look for it and then I use the Helicopter and get us out of there simple enough (Shirou)
they got two of these things but we only need one so which is it Saber? (Shirou)
Saber said option one its more safe and less risky besides I think it has greater reward overall in my humble opinion (Saber)
" alright then okay lets get a move on Saber your driving while I sit back also change of plans we don't need a sniper rifle I have to take some poor bastards flat bed truck and I will be with you ya kind of have to manage on your own no offence of course" (Shirou)
"Yes Shirou but first you need to get the truck with us so that extraction will be easy" (Saber)
alrighty then I will right now as a matter of fact Shirou then went out and in 5 minutes he jacks a truck with a flatbed and comes get in *sshole were gonna finish the score now
thus the two drove to the port and then broke in Shirou parked the truck near the crane he will use to lift the container to the truck as he then took position Saber then went in and started killing all the soldiers and in just 5 seconds killed all off as she then went to the stern and lifted the container and carried it on her two hands Shirou then used his reinforced sai's and killed all the troops behind that came later as he then took position near the crane and lifted his assistant and the cargo on the crane and placed the box on the flatbed and then he jumped out Saber catches him and they both get in the truck and Escape.
"Wow now that was easier then I expected tbh we actually have our cargo and now we took finally F*ck"n A right a score of a classified Private Army of the NWO yeah" (Shirou)
"Yes Shirou we did get our score I told you the ship was a safer option too now that you have it what will you do with the super weapon?" (Saber)
"Simple I will sell it to any of America's enemies Iran North Korea China etc i will settle on Iran or Pakistan my most loyal customer's so far I mean i sense ten devices So really all could work?" (Shirou)
"I see Shirou that's a genius plan hopefully you can use the money to start your company and gain a decent income while your at it too but what about the HGW Shirou you can't negate that just because your taking scores now?!" (Saber)
"Of course I will deal with those inbred hicks and strengthen my magecraft but one step at a time My Sweet Darling" (Shirou)
"Yes of course Shirou but there's a question what will you do if Shinji or Ilya come with requests to team up?" (Saber)
"Simple I will kill those Inbred *ssholes and end them that's all the mere sight of them is enough to F*ck*n enrage the crap out of me you think I want to listen to all of there Bull*hit no I don't I will end them they will all dieeeee" (Shirou)
"Hmm fair enough Shirou I guess then its time to sit back and lay low then?" (Saber)
thus the weapons sold netted a total of 20 million 17.5 million in to Shirou Industries the new company and 2.5 million for Shirou and Saber to enjoy what will this Short Fused Psychopath do now find out next time on GTA Shirou
(Alright guys I did now be sure to comment down your thoughts and suggest ideas for future parts anyways peace out:))
