Shirou was watching tv after having that acid trip of a day yesterday as soon as he was watching it the news story changed as it then stated that a mysterious man saved bystanders from being killed by gas leak yet again as it zooms in on a speedy man that charges in to save bystanders Shirou was set off at this mere mention knowing exactly who it was and why he did "Ughhhh haaaaa F*ck F*ck as he bangs his head against the sofa uncontrollably in a fit of rage as he turns of the TV as he says That F*ck*ng ghost is still here oh I have to mog this inbred hick I will tell Sakura to find this F*ck*ng ghost and destroy him immediately"
"Sakura come out the room you little bastard" (Shirou)
"Coming Shirou I promise not to disappoint" (Sakura)
"Make me breakfast with me or else your arm comes off!" (Shirou)
"Coming Shirou I am coming here soon" (Sakura)
Moreover, Saber joins in and waits at the dining table for Sakura and Shirou to make themselves and her breakfast for the day as she was making her cute face and waiting for her food to eat she then asked how much more time since the breakfast will be ready and to which Sakura replies "Oh it will be ready soon enough so just wait a little ok Saber is that so difficult huh?"
"Alright then Sakura I will wait but I want to know if Shirou is taking his sweet time or not" (Saber)
thus the duo continued cooking as they did Shirou spoke up "woah woah homegirl I need a score today or else your getting pissed at by me alright now go find me a score after school and oh one more thing find that Motherf*ck*ng ghost Kiritsugu Emiya got it moron or else if I hear another F*ck*n Sob Story again I will chop you in to pieces and wrap you in cheesecloth and throw your dead body in the pacific ocean" (Shirou)
"Um yes Shirou after school I will find you a score I promise that much as your junior and friend who is staying at your house ok please give me some time" (Sakura)
"Shirou then continues to make the breakfast as he then finds out that it's running late but just as he has such a grim realization the breakfast is ready once again so Shirou and Sakura carry it to Saber at the dining table and thus the 3 eat together at the table sharing there experiences as well"
"So Saber what's the deal with you and the grail why exactly do you vouch for the coveted holy grail huh you never told me what you wish for anyways am I supposed to put my life in the hands of you who can't even tell me what your even wishing for anyways" (Shirou)
"Well Shirou my wish is to go back and make it so that I was never king of Britain that left me with too many regrets and other things that I don't want to indulge in besides its not easy being a king and having to manage in a crisis of barbarians invading from the main land among other tragedies that I am not at liberty to speak of but you get the idea Shirou anyways" (Saber)
"Hahahaaaaa You Amateur moron your here in the group moping up a bunch of bull*hit here and your telling me that you believe all of that crap hahahaaaaa its too funny man really learn to laugh at yourself Saber or else you will risk turning in to Kiritsugu Emiya yeah that B*tch wouldn't laugh wouldn't do anything I have to save a bunch of no names Shirou" (Shirou)
"Shirou you don't understand my situation don't you I had to defend my kingdom to the very end and had to deal with all of these troubles all because I was choosen as King If I hadn't Been choosen I would have a happier life Shirou" (Saber)
"What your telling me that you want to undo all of the hard work you had accomplished all because of your Bull*hit inferiority complex give me a break moron your just like the F*ck*ng rest of em all about moping about a bunch of crap that already happened how many more of your lies do I have to listen to your not a brave person your just a Dumb*ss coward who hides behind Chivalry and Knighthood to cope with your loss alright you better change this wish or else I ain't working for you no more alright huh is my friendship meaningless to you *sshole huh is it is that what you think of me you little f*ck did everything I ever think of about you was a lie? huh was that it were you only using me for your own selfish ends you little F*ck" (Shirou)
"Shirou that is not what I think of you at all you have misunderstood what I meant besides what's your wish if you are ragging on my wish I want to hear your wish and besides regarding what you said I didn't mean to do that but you can't just insult me and expect me to not react to your remarks plus your your deranged and also extremely angsty and hell on earth you and Kiritsugu are alike in that matter and how am I a coward I fought by your side and helped you conquer your enemies besides if it wasn't for my help your score would still be in the docks Shirou so you should have more respect for elders anyways you need to learn to restrain yourself from being a complete monster who kills for no reason" (Saber)
"Yeah well Nobody gives a F*ck about me alright I was nothing this is All I know how to act like I forgot who I was before and now I am who I really ought to be are you unhappy huh you fat F*ck is that the problem huh or do you think my sacrifices mean nothing to you" (Shirou)
"Calm down Shirou and Saber stop fighting focus on the bigger picture we have alright we need that score and we need to stay in the grail war intact and level headed no time for unnecessary fighting and other actions that will help the enemy and be of no benefit to us alright so please stay focused on the mission and don't lose focus just because of unlucky circumstances alright I am begging you" (Sakura)
"Well you can do without this Fat F*ck alright save her not me" (Shirou)
"Don't bother saving me Sakura save that deranged animal Shirou he goes around killing people" (Saber)
"Enough I will save both of you but please get along inspite of your difficulties please focus on Shinji as the enemy he is the enemy he is in the school planning something not good why don't you attempt to disarm him" (Sakura)
Meanwhile we go to a man that same one on the news as this man in a black suit and tanned skin is going around saving people from the gangsters that are terrorizing the people with his skills as he busters out the Thompson Contender and kills em all with brute force
Kiritsugu Emiya: zero casualties and 10 Gangsters killed I have saved the people yet again it seems I hope I make it out alive hopefully now to meet my client who I have been entrusted to for 5 years after my faked "death"
Kiritsugu then went to his Mercedes Benz and drove to the place he was going for as he then went away and arrived a a familiar looking mansion as he parked up and then knocked the door as he smoked and waited for a response to get here it got here as a boy with blue hair and eyes opened the door "Good Morning Kiritsugu Emiya how may I help you?"
Surprise Motherf*ck*r as he pushed the blue boy out as he obnoxiously screamed and ran away as he went inside he goes to a Dungeon looking place with worms as he effortlessly crushes the worms and meets with his client
"So you finished the job Kiritsugu that I assigned you sorry my idiot grandson is so useless he really can't do anything and always thinks he is something I apologize for that insolent pricks failures so anyways I have a new assignment for you if your willing to do it my new assignment for you is to escort my idiot grandson and take down The Tohsakas girl who is the symbol of there poster child" (Zolgen)
"I see and where is the Tohsaka girl most frequented trust me I have no problem taking her at school I have the skills to take her on she is only a child and a rather arrogant child at that mind you so mr Zolgen Makiri where do I find her?" (Kiritsugu)
"She frequently goes around to Tohsaka Manor like her idiot father before her and also goes to the school and various other places in Fuyuki I advise caution since she is extremely alert and heightened in senses so be careful and make sure to use the surroundings to your advantage plus she has been trained by the fake priest so be wise not to engage her in CQC as she will destroy you in that regard" (Zolgen)
"I will sir I understand what your implying but my Assasination skills are second to none in the magus world I can handle a spoiled girl who was pampered by her father and the fake priest whom i once fought in the previous war and killed before the twisted grail brought him back to life." (Kiritsugu)
Thus, Kerry then went outside getting ready for a new mission the escort part may come later but now he had to kill the Tohsaka girl as it was paramount for Shinji's sake to succeed in the upcoming battle that was to go ahead.
Meanwhile...
Shirou and Saber had stopped arguing due to Sakuras intervention and thus both Shirou and Sakura are now going to school holding hands now behind there backs as they were walking side by side as Sakura opened up with a question to Shirou
"Um Shirou what is your wish I know I asked you before hand but now that you have changed I thought I would do it again?" (Sakura)
"My wish is unconfirmed at this point from the grail if that's what you meant but for now to conquer my enemies to grow Shirou Industries to a giant company!" (Shirou)
"I see Shirou and also My wish is to be at your side and gain happiness by being around the people who care about me the most as you know my life is depressed and deprived of happiness" (Sakura)
"Hmm I somewhat see where your actually coming from believe it or not somewhat but do you have any score for me to take or not because I need another way to increase our company revenues" (Shirou)
"Shirou idk if you of heard of it but my grandfather kept talking about a place called Einzbern Airfield its located outside the city and also is up to the north of the castle that he kept going on about it is owned by a local gang that uses it to traffic electronics and weapons so I was thinking if we invade the place take over deliver the shipments where golden Shirou" (Sakura)
"I see that will be a interesting take over now will it not definitely something we will go after for sure now ain't it partner?" (Shirou)
"Of course Shirou we will but we have to think about that after school since oh you know we have arrived at school." (Sakura)
The two students arrived at the school and prepared to part ways once more at least temporarily in order to focus on school and this time the classes where what you expected as Shirou being increasingly bored out of his mind due to how easy the work actually was and not only that but also the fact that nobody interesting was in his class except Shinji but that guy was a moron and a clueless bum who didn't know of Shirou's true plan anyways plus he bullies Shirou's Associate Sakura which was a big no no for him plus his voice and appearance were too stupid and lame looking to take seriously anyways as it was break time he then went out this time he ate by himself as he didn't exactly feel like eating with others as to get better planning to get more time to contemplate on the score Sakura had just given as a offer to steal the airfield.
"hmm let's see the local gang seem to be pretty competent but again the probably gonna be a bunch of morons anyways so let's see if we are going to invade them cleanly how do we get in without alerting the Einzberns is another matter entirely on it's own but I suppose we can take the long way around to get around that problem anyways now I brace myself for the inevitable doom that's about to come ahead" (Shirou)
Shirou peacefully ate lunch and went back to his classes without a hassle so much as so and then he went around school as Mitsuzuri didn't give him any looks due to his extremely unstable personality and psychopathic attitude as the day ended he left the school without hassel with Sakura.
Meanwhile...
Rin was about to leave school and was annoyed at Shirou and Shinji's presence that was there she was hoping to ambush and kill both of them to get rid of her insecure annoyance that was plaguing her face for the past few days these school days brought upon her as she did so as school ended she was alone as she kept looking around to hear the footysteps getting closer and louder
"Who is there another master impossible I thought there were enough masters here I didn't know there was a fourth one here show yourself master I know your there" (Rin)
as the steps are getting closer and closer she then turns around as she dodges gun fire from a Thompson Contender that was fired by a man with a black coat that had tanned skin and white hair with a white beard as he sprang in to action
"He looks just like Archer but he is a human how how is this possible why am I feeling a sense of Deja Vu at this man's presence as if deep down I know who it is whatever I will fight him alright you creepy master I will take you down" (Rin)
"Oh really if you know that much squint then why don't you surrender and give up at least your father the priest will give you amnesty and safety for the war it's better then needlessly dying to me isn't it not?" (Kerry)
"Oh what ever shut up you *sshole I am taking you down and for good measure Kirei isn't my father you ugly black man alright take this say your prayers dark man" (Rin)
Rin fired a Gandr bullet at Kiritsugu but he side stepped it effortlessly and then decided to attempt another shot but she dodged it and was on the run attempting to use the school things to slow the man down to Escape Kiritsugu attempts to spam his firearms to slow her down as he chases her in to the top floor as she attempts to spam Gandr Bullets but Kerry dodges with ease and then attempts throwing knives which slow Rin down to a crawl as she then attempts to use mage craft gems such as her blue gem Explodierende Azurwelle
as Kerry was busy attempting to reflect the gem back at Rin with his reflexes and Rin was surprised and then decided to flee by using reinforcement to jump through the window and land as the gem blew up the floor as Kerry then ran downstairs
"So that little girl had escaped due to that cheap trick it seemed like I had the upper hand against her cheap tricks what good is a foolish a rate mage who spams one trick to win surprised how she was killed first day on the job oh whatever she might die of her wounds eventually" (Kiritsugu)
as that fiasco was concluded Kiritsugu went home honestly as he then went to the nursing home/mental hospital where he then went there alongside Rin's Mom as he then never said a word at this point and just went to sleep naked as he liked it that way
Meanwhile few hours earlier...
Shirou and Sakura were walking out of school as they then started to converse as usual just like when they had at the beginning of school and then they as usual held hands behind there back but that happy reunion was interrupted by none other then a certain girl with red eyes and white hair that wore purple
"Good Evening Big Brother I was wondering how you were doing I didn't expect a visitor here my oh my who is she" (Ilyasviel)
"You don't need to know who the F*ck she is alright you annoying POS" (Shirou)
"Oh really Big Brother I came here to chat but if you keep up this attitude I might have to kill you after all I wanted to originally do that but I realised I took pity on you somewhat because you were another one of Kiritsugu's victims that had to suffer under that evil man" (Illyasviel)
"Oh really or you could just diddle yourself you know hey whose d*ck you had to suck on to get this ugly beast who looks like a giant black bouncy ball someone sensible should have killed you a while back ago" (Shirou)
"Fine big brother what did you say insulting Beserker like that if you do that I will kill you right now and your precious girlfriend that you have brought alongside you hey you I will kill you too Sakura Matou I know who you are Shinji told me when I was little about you you submissive sl*t" (Illyasviel)
Berserker: roarororara grrrrrrr roaaaaaaaaa
as it charged at Shirou and Sakura he used a command seal to call Saber and said "hey Saber I kind of need you right now moron" (Shirou)
Saber then appears and blocks the hit from Beserker "Shirou and Sakura perfect timing I see now then Berserker let us exchange talk through our swords" (Saber)
as the dance continued between the two strongest servants in the current war with Berserker dodging all of Sabers sword strikes and Saber attempting to strike a vital spot but getting repelled by nine lives Blade works the two continued on as Berserker flattened the landscape and Saber continued to keep up with the battle Meanwhile a certain blue man was watching from afar as he was stunned by the raw power of both servants emitting even from here as he continued to observe as he was talking to his master we switch back to the battle between Saber and Berserker as Berserker kept dodging Sabers blows and Saber kept destroying any obstacles it kept trying to use to gain higher ground.
It was clear that both were at a stalemate somewhat as both sides then continued there assault upon each other as Saber attempted to circle the giant beast as he attempted to throw her off balance by striking above her but to his surprise Saber jumps up and pins his mace to the ground and then kicks him above while disarming him seemingly as she then jumped up and unsheathed Excalibur her NP and then blew him up with a beam straight inside him as he fell lump while Ilya just sneered at this as she said "you don't even know Beserker's NP and you decided to think that would put him down oh your so foolish Saber" (Illyasviel)
Saber didn't understand until she saw Heracles regenerating from damage no it wasn't Regeneration it looks like the curse of Resurrection it turns back time to grant another life that's his NP Saber thought dang I must be outmatched then but before anything could happen Ilya then ordered Berserker back to her
"That's enough for today you were very entertaining Saber I am interested in you anyways we will meet again next time bye" (Illyasviel)
"Am i smelling green again or did that Idiot just Abandon us for no good reason" (Shirou)
"Probably but Shirou do you have any plans for the score?" (Saber)
"Of course I do where gonna take Einzbern Airfield and appropriate two planes touching down on a weapons run lets go no time to waste Saber so lets go home" (Shirou)
the trio then walked home as they then mounted on to Shirou's car and then after a while they decided to drive to Einzbern Airfield
"So Shirou how will you get past the Einzberns Surveillance system that they have in the castle?" (Sakura)
"Simple we park the car and then Saber here is our horsey to the forest and we go straight ahead and then we attack also it's not active Ilya is still outside the castle so we might have a chance at this point" (Shirou)
and thus the trio enact the plan in question and then they use Saber as a horse to get past the forest and also arrive at the airfield quicker then expected and thus the battle begins it's a stomp like Saber and Shirou clear the gang in no time as they kill the gangsters and then the planes are parked on the airstrip and Saber and Shirou mount the planes with Sakura in Sabers red plane
"Hey you got the guns Saber I am talking to you on the CV are you there?" (Shirou)
"Yes Shirou I have the weapons do you have the Electronics?" (Saber)
"Yes I do lets deliver to there clients instead and get a crap ton of money alright" (Shirou)
the rest of the journey was rather unremarkable as they delivered the products and then returned to the airfield and then bought it out and ran off back home by taking Shirou's car which was undamaged miraculously and they arrive home as Shirou earns a profit of 10 million dollars from the sale he invests half in to his business and half for himself
"Yeah F*ck*n A right we did it we got a free score by beating up gangbangers alright what do we say huh as he hugs Saber and then hugs Sakura as well see we did it my friends?" (Shirou)
"We did great Shirou we got some money finally to use and we aren't broke anymore" (Sakura)
"Yes Shirou I was wrong about you somewhat you are a capable man that can do alot your still deranged and a animal though insert pout face"
"Alright I think we will celebrate by idk having a sleepover tonight in one room I don't think that will be a problem for you now wouldn't it" (Shirou)
"No Of course not Shirou I am happy to take you up on your honor" (Sakura)
"Yes Shirou I am happy as well with this arrangement it means I can protect both of you from harm" (Saber)
(Finally I am done anyways so what do you guys think of this chapter let me know below in the comment section and if you could suggest any ideas for future chapters it would be great peace out guys)
