A/N: Well, hello there.

Now, enough of my waffle.

I shall see you…AT THE BOTTOM!

It was around 10am when everyone met at the hanger to get ready to fly to Michigan. It took Toll Road and Lincoln numerous trips to transport all of the stuff that he got from the Expendables over the years to the hanger and put it on the plane. Smilee, Thorn, Mars, Luna, and Galgo all went to get snacks and drinks for the flight since it was gonna be about a couple hours before they would get there.

Lincoln also paid 2 guys to drive 2 big pickup trucks with his vehicles on different trailers made for them to deliver them to him back in Royal Woods.

Tool was gonna come along too so he could see what it was like in Royal Woods.

After everyone got together at the hanger, Lincoln filled in the other young Expendables on what his life was like before he joined the Expendables. They were shocked that he went through that but relieved that he got out of there.

"Now, Mars, Thorn and Smilee, if any of my older sisters start hitting on you or start saying that you're cute. Just say that you're gay. It'll save a headache." Lincoln explained to the older men as they raised their eyebrows but nodded. But Smilee had something to say obviously.

"Well, I can't say I'm Gay…because I am Gay." Smilee said before all the Expendables looked at him.

"Hey, I've been Gay since I was 12. I'm proud of my sexuality." Smilee said as Luna smiled at him.

"Well, I'm Bisexual. I've been that way since I was 14." Lincoln said as Toll came up from behind him and patted his back. "Yep. And we've been proud of him since." Toll said as Barney came up.

"We're all packed up and ready to go. Waiting on the kids here." Barney said as he smiled.

"Shall we?" Lincoln said as everyone got on the plane and was ready to go. "Now, we should get there by 1pm. I told my grandfather to send a limo bus to pick us all up. You know those party limo buses?" Lincoln asked the other Expendables as they nodded. "Well, my Pop Pop got one of those for the next week. He's paying 50 grand for us to rent it." Lincoln said as he grabbed a water bottle out of the ice chest.

"We set to fly, old man?" Lincoln asked as the young Expendables chortled. Barney shook his head and laughed.

"Yeah, we're set to fly. Next stop, Royal Woods!" Barney announced as he started up the plane, drove it out of the hanger and into the sky. An hour into the flight, Lincoln was doing one-handed push-ups while everyone else was doing their own thing. Then, Galgo came and sat next to Lincoln who finished his push-ups. "Um, Lincoln, may I ask you something?" Galgo asked as Lincoln got up and nodded.

"Well, I was wondering if…have your sisters done anything that has pissed you off so much that you couldn't stand it?" Galgo asked as Lincoln sat down as he ate a slim jim.

"Definitely." Lincoln said before explaining some situations that happened before he committed the hacking felony.

"Dios mio. That's insane. I mean, I only have one younger brother that pissed me off a lot when we were kids but nothing like yours." Galgo said as he got a bottle of water.

Lincoln nodded and changed into his wolf form, so he could sleep like a canine would. He also surprised the young Expendables and Galgo too, but they got used to it. They finally arrived on an empty runway outside of Royal Woods and even saw a black limo bus with a cargo trailer and even Pop Pop outside of it. Barney landed the plane and parked it before everyone helped load all of Lincoln's duffle bags, electronics, guitars and airsoft equipment into the cargo trailer.

"Well look who it is, my favorite grandchild!" Albert said before noticing Lincoln's change.

"Woah, you got taller than me kiddo. I gotta have a ladder to hug you." Albert laughed as he noticed the new Expendables before introducing himself.

After everyone finished loading everything up, they got in the bus while Pop Pop got in the driver's seat.

"Alright, everyone sit down and enjoy. There's gonna be some music." Pop Pop said as he turned on some old country music at a low volume.

They loved the old country music and listened to it in silence.

After some good old Waylon Jennings played, Lincoln climbed into the front seat of the bus and sat next to his grandfather.

"Pop Pop, before you go anywhere, I need to show you something. Because something happened to me when I was on a mission last year." Lincoln said as he grabbed a beer from the cooler. "Well, what is it kiddo?" Albert asked as Lincoln sat up a bit and wagged his tail when Albert stopped at a red light. Pop Pop almost had a heart attack when he saw the wolf tail hanging from Lincoln's backside.

"Is…it functional?" Pop Pop asked as Lincoln nodded.

"I'll show you when we're alone. Wanna see something cool?" Lincoln asked as he pulled off his shirt and showed his grandfather his two new tattoos. Once Pop Pop saw the new tattoos, he grinned and looked at his grandson.

"Well, I gotta say kiddo, those look splendid." Pop Pop said before he drove towards the town. All the Expendables were wondering how this small of a town would be so queer. Pop Pop pulled up to the rest home and parked the bus.

"Well kiddo, I gotta get back so Sue won't get on my backside again." Pop Pop said as Lincoln called Barney up to drive the bus. After Barney got in the driver's seat, Lincoln gave him an address for one of Lucy's friends; Haiku, so he could visit her. After driving for a bit, Lee came up to the driver and passenger seat to see where they were going.

"Hey, where we going?" Lee asked as Lincoln looked at him. "I need to see some old friends." Lincoln replied as Lee nodded and went back to get a beer. After arriving at the goth girl's house, Lincoln got out to knock on the house door.

He tucked his tail into his pants and knocked on the door. Then, the door opened to a 20-year-old Haiku, still in her same old attire and shocked to see Lincoln. The 21-year-old just smirked.

"You miss me?" Lincoln asked as Haiku just hugged him and even kissed him. Lincoln didn't expect the kiss but deepened it and even dipped her a bit like they do in a romantic movie.

They ended the kiss and put their foreheads together. "I missed you so much, Lincoln." Haiku said with her usual voice. "I know. But, if you're asking to give this a chance, I can't." Lincoln said which surprised Haiku.

"What do you mean?" Haiku asked as Lincoln explained that he was waiting for Bonnie. "I thought you went to prison." Haiku said as Lincoln explained what had really happened in 2016. It took him 10 minutes, but he kept it simple. Haiku was surprised but thankful Lincoln didn't go through prison.

"Anyway, I gotta get going. I'll see you later." Lincoln said before kissing her cheek. "Bye, Haiku." Lincoln said softly as he walked back to the limo bus, making Haiku smile and blush as she glanced at Lincoln's muscles.

Lincoln got in the passenger's seat and told Barney where to head to next, Clyde's house. "So, that was your gothic friend?" Barney asked as Lincoln nodded.

"Yep. Anyway, I gotta visit my old friend, Clyde." Lincoln said as Barney drove the bus to the one story house. As soon as they arrived at the house, Lincoln got out to head to the front door. As he knocked, he heard a familiar voice. "I'll get it!" It sounded like Howard. Lincoln smiled as the door opened to the white male, who gasped to the 21-year-old.

"Lincoln! You're back!" He exclaimed as he hugged the younger man. "It's good to see you Howard." Lincoln said as he gave him a gentle squeeze.

"Howie, who is it?" The other voice was Harold, the black father.

"Come see who it is!" Howard said as the chubby black man came out and gasped too.

"Lincoln!" He exclaimed as he was brought into the hug as well. Lincoln hugged both men and disconnected to ask them something.

"Where's Clyde?" Lincoln asked as both men went wide-eyed. Lincoln noticed and raised an eyebrow.

"What's up?" Lincoln asked as Harold sighed.

"You might wanna come in for this, Lincoln." He said as Lincoln let the Expendables know what was going on. As the three walked into the living room, the fathers noticed Lincoln's forearm tattoo's and wondered what they were.

"So, what happened to Clyde?" Lincoln asked as he sat down. Both fathers looked at each other and Harold began to explain.

"He went on a big verbal rant last year and started to wreck everything in the house because he couldn't find a job and blamed you for not being here. So, we…called the cops on him, pressed charges and had him hauled outta here in cuffs." Harold said before tearing up.

Howard placed a hand on his husband's knee and comforted him. Lincoln was surprised that his old friend had been arrested.

"I see. I'll have to go visit him. Where's he being held at? Royal Woods Jail or Detroit?" Lincoln asked as Harold jumped in.

"He's being held in Detroit. We don't have the gas to go down there." Harold said as Lincoln sighed.

"Well, I'll have to go see him. But I have good news!" Lincoln said as both men were waiting. "I never went to prison. I got a job offer after being hauled off." Lincoln said before explaining that he got a job offer to help the government. Then he explained about living another normal life in New Orleans and making new friends. He also explained that he was Bisexual, which surprised Howard and Harold, but made them happy.

"Anyway, when my car gets here, I'll go to Detroit and see Clyde. Okay?" Lincoln asked as both fathers nodded and hugged the 21-year-old.

"I see you have tattoos now." Howard asked as Lincoln took off his shirt and showed his ink to the fathers. "Wow. That's pretty cool. I mean I got my little heart tattoo on my wrist when I was 19." Howard said after showing his heart tattoo on his right wrist. "Anyway, I gotta get home. See ya." Lincoln said before leaving the house and out to the limo bus.

Lincoln then gave Barney his home address so he could drive there. Lincoln jumped in the back so he could talk to Tool, Lee, and Doc.

"I want us four to show my sisters what we can do with knives. Sound good?" Lincoln said as they smiled and nodded. "Whatever you say, Snowflake." Doc said before smiling.

"Gotcha kiddo." Tool said as he ruffled Lincoln's hair.

"You got it, mate." Lee said as Barney then drove down Lincoln's street. Then, they pulled up to the Loud House, which the young Expendables looked at the toys and all the stuff around the house.

"So, this is your house dude?" Smilee asked as Lincoln nodded and got out to head to the front door. He knocked and waited for a minute before it opened to his mother, who smiled and hugged him.

"It's good to have you home honey." Rita said before noticing how much taller he was.

"You got taller than me. That's good." Rita said before noticing Toll Road walking up behind Lincoln.

"Hey Josh. How's it going?" Rita asked as Toll Road shrugged his shoulders.

"It's going good. But there is something that Lincoln needs to show you. Am I right?" Toll Road said as he nudged Lincoln's shoulder.

"Yeah. Have Barney back the trailer into the driveway so everyone could unload his stuff. Lincoln and his mother went into her room so he could show her the genetics he has." Toll Road said to Gunner as he nodded and went to the bus.

"So, what you're gonna witness, you cannot freak out. Okay?" Lincoln asked his mother as she nodded. Lincoln pulled his tail outta his backside and began wagging his tail as if he were excited like a dog. Rita went wide-eyed as she watched Lincoln also transform into a wolf. "Pretty cool huh?" Lincoln asked as he tilted his canine head sideways a bit.

"Wow. That…is pretty cool. But I'm afraid Lisa will try to experiment on you." Rita said as Lincoln transformed back into his human form.

"Well, where can I put my stuff? I need somewhere to sleep tonight since my room is too small for me." Lincoln said as Rita began to look away and scratch the back of her neck.

"You do realize that your old room is where Lily's new room is, right?" Rita said as Lincoln sighed. "I might go to Walmart and buy a big cot for me to sleep on in the basement." Lincoln said before continuing.

"But I gotta wait for my vehicles to arrive. They might get here either late tonight or tomorrow." Lincoln said as Rita smiled.

"Well since your father is at Aunt Shirley's for now, you can sleep in here with me. Okay?" Rita said with a smile as Lincoln changed into his wolf form, jumped up and began violently licking Rita's face like an excited dog would. She began laughing and pushed Lincoln playfully on the bed.

After waiting a few minutes, Lincoln changed into his human form and sat crisscross on the bed. Then, they heard a knock on the front door, so Lincoln got off the bed and went to see who it was. He opened the front door and saw Barney and Toll Road.

"We put the trailer in the driveway and are wondering where we can put your stuff at." Toll Road said as Lincoln pointed at the basement.

"Okay. We'll get to work then." Barney said as he and the others got to work moving all of Lincoln's belongings to the house basement. Rita then came out and prepared some snacks for everyone. She made small appetizers for everyone for their hard work. Lincoln then brought all of the Expendables upstairs to show them his old room. They got to the door and Lincoln opened the door to show them the small space he used to live in.

"Well damn kid, that is some small space." Tool said as Gunner agreed.

"You can't even get laid in that room." The Swede said as everyone chuckled, even Lincoln.

"Mom, we're home from the park!" A voice chirped as Lincoln went wide-eyed. "Shit. Let's go downstairs. I gotta face my demons." Lincoln said as he and everyone else walked downstairs.

"Girls, go sit down on the couch." Rita said before Lincoln appeared behind her, surprising the girls.

"LINCOLN!" They all said in surprise as Lincoln smiled as Lily ran up to him and hugged him. "I missed you." The 10-year-old blonde said as Lincoln picked her up and put her on his shoulders.

"I missed you too, Lilster." Lincoln said as he looked at his 17-year-old gothic sister. "Hey Luce." Lincoln said as she smiled.

She got up to hug her tall brother and wrap her arms around his chest. Lincoln returned the hug after Lily got down from his shoulders.

"So, how was jail?" Lola asked as she crossed her arms together and said in a stern voice. Lincoln smirked wide and sat down.

"I never went to prison. I worked for the past 9 and a half years." Lincoln said as he put his leg over his knee. Lola raised her eyebrow and uncrossed her arms.

"But we saw that bald agent haul you away in cuffs!" Lola retorted as Lincoln chuckled.

"Silly Lola. That's true, Church did haul me away. But, after we went to Burpin Burger, he offered me a job to help the government and I did. So, I had to live a different life." Lincoln said as Lisa, Lola and Lana went wide-eyed when Lincoln said that.

Then, they looked at the Expendables and raised their eyebrows. "Elder brother, who're these unidentified subjects that are here with us?" Lisa asked with a soft lisp.

"Those are the Expendables. My bosses team that I became part of when I was 11. They also became my second family in New Orleans too." Lincoln said as Lana raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean 'second family'?" The 15-year-old tomboy asked as Lincoln sat up before grabbing a beer from the ice chest.

"They became my band of older brother figures and they're like my brothers I wish I had." Lincoln said as he popped open his beer on the table with his hand.

"I have a confession to make." Lily said as the other girls, minus Lucy, looked at her. "I knew the whole time since I was 7." Lily said as the other girls went wide-eyed.

"WHAT?!" They screamed as Lincoln chuckled. "It's true. Mom brought her to see me. I had just gotten over my drug problem when she did." Lincoln said as he began explaining what had happened, but he left out about getting Priscilla pregnant.

"Mom told me the truth, Lincoln." Lucy said out of the blue, surprised the girls and Lincoln.

"Wait…when?" Lincoln asked as Lucy told him the truth.

"A while back." Lucy said as Lincoln sighed.

"So, you've known that I'm a mercenary?" Lincoln asked as Lucy nodded.

"You killed people?!" Lola screamed as Lucy covered her mouth.

"He worked for the government, Lola. He was given orders to take out bad people. There's a difference." Lucy said as all the other Expendables were surprised. "We'll wait for you out back." Tool said as every Expendable went out back.

"Wanna see something cool, girls?" Lincoln asked as he stood up and transformed into his wolf form, surprising the girls. "Cool huh?" He said in his wolf form as Lily squealed in happiness and hugged Lincoln.

"You're so cute!" Lily said as she petted Lincoln and even got on him as if he was a horse.

"Lily!" Lincoln laughed as he changed back into his human form.

Lisa was shocked to the core that Lincoln was a hybrid.

"Elder brother, may I ask to study your-" Lisa began to ask before Lincoln's eyes changed to blood red, his sharp canine teeth began showing as he growled like a wolf.

"NO! You will never ever get the chance to study me!" Lincoln roared as he picked up Lisa, cocked his other hand back and showed his sharp claws. Then, Gunner, Caesar and Toll Road ran inside to restrain Lincoln by pinning him to the wall. He began growling to the force the 3 were putting on his back.

"I'm good. You can let go." Lincoln said sternly as they let go.

"Calm yourself." Toll said as the girls were shocked. Rita then came in to explain to Lisa, Lola and Lana.

"You 3 are to not give your brother a hard time. Do you understand?" Rita said sternly as they nodded.

"Now Lisa, if I catch you trying to experiment on your brother or bother him about his genetics, we're gonna have a long talk. Do you understand, young lady?" Rita asked as Lisa nodded.

"Anyway, do you guys mind getting a hotel for a couple days?" Lincoln asked as the guys smiled.

"Sure. We'll head to the closest one and stay there." Barney said as everyone left to go get settled in at a hotel. After they left, Lincoln went down to the basement to get his knives out and even his computer to get it set up on the table that was down there.

"Linky?" A voice said as Lincoln's ear twitched to the voice, it was Lily.

"Yes, Lily?" Lincoln asked as Lily walked down to her brother. Lily walked down and saw all of Lincoln's stuff that he brought back; she was curious of where he got it.

"Where'd you get all of your stuff?" Lily asked as Lincoln brought out one of his knives.

"I got it all back down in New Orleans." Lincoln said as he opened his computer up. "There's also something else I need to tell you." Lily said before she started blushing. Lincoln noticed before looking at her.

"What's wrong?" Lincoln asked as Lily looked down at the ground. "There's this boy at school I like. He's really cute." Lily said before Lincoln's eyes went wide. Then, he relaxed and began to chuckle.

"Lily, be honest with me. Who is it that you like?" Lincoln asked as Lily looked at him and began to smile a bit. "His name is Timothy Thompson; he's a year older, like's male ballet, video games, music, cooking and even sports." She said before going into LaLa land. Lincoln laughed lightly before getting her to focus.

"Have you told mom yet?" Lincoln asked as Lily shook her head.

"Well, you need to tell her one of these days. It's never good to hold it in." Lincoln said as Lily nodded.

An hour later, Lincoln went upstairs to see his mother cooking chili dogs for dinner. "Hey mom. When are the other girls coming back?" Lincoln asked as Rita turned to see her son.

"Well, Lori and Leni are living together and running a salon. Luna is living with her friend, Sam, and they both work at a music store, Luan works for a prop store and Lynn works for a sporting goods department, and they're living together. Also, Luna is coming down in 3 days to visit for a couple hours." Rita explained as Lincoln helped with dinner. "Okay." Lincoln said as they all ate their dinner a few minutes later.

It was Friday the 13th, June of 2025, and Lincoln's vehicles were delivered the 11th. So, he gave the drivers 5 grand for their work. He began to put fresh oil in his car and wash the windows when Lana came outside. "Hey Lincoln." Lana said as she saw the car and went wide-eyed.

"Whoa! Is that a 1968 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500?!" She exclaimed as Lincoln chuckled and nodded.

"Yep. One of my guardians bought it for me when I was 12 and gave it to me for my 16th birthday. Pretty cool, huh?" Lincoln asked as he turned on the radio to some heavy metal.

"Lincoln, I'm really glad you're back. I couldn't give a damn that you were a mercenary. I'm only glad you had a good life while you were away." Lana said as she sat in the passenger's seat. Lincoln smiled and closed the hood.

"Well, Luna's supposed to be here soon. So, I'll be down in the basement if you need me. By the way, don't tell her I'm here. Just tell her that there's a surprise in the basement." Lincoln said as Lana smiled before they both went inside. Later, around 2pm, a black van came up to the house and the passenger door opened to Luna getting out.

"See ya in a while, Luna." Sam called from the driver's seat.

"You too. I'll call when I'm ready to be picked up, dude." Luna said before the van drove away. Luna was in her usual attire, walked to the door and opened it.

"Yo, Loud House! Luna is back!" She called as Lily and the others, besides Lincoln, came running to see her.

"It's good to see you little dudettes." Luna said as Rita walked in and smiled.

"Hey honey. How's Sam?" Rita asked as Luna's cheeks went pink. "She's doing well, I guess. Anyway, I'm gonna be here until 7 tonight." Luna said before Lana came up to her. "Luna, there's a surprise in the basement for you." Lana said as Luna raised an eyebrow. Luna then walked down the basement steps and was then put in a headlock by Lincoln. She didn't know it was him until he spoke next to her ear. "Guess who?" He said in a smokey voice. He grinned and let go softly before turning her around to have her look straight at her taller but younger brother.

"Hey bro!" Luna yelled as she smiled and hugged her brother.

Lincoln squeezed gently and nuzzled his sister. "I can't believe you're back. I was glad to see you weren't in jail over in New Orleans." Luna said as Lincoln smiled wide, showing his bright white teeth and even his fangs, surprising Luna.

"Whoa, those are some cool teeth you got there, bro." Luna said as Lincoln took off his shirt, revealing his abs and muscles, making Luna blush dark red.

"Wanna see something cool?" Lincoln asked as Luna nodded. Lincoln then transformed into his wolf form, shocking Luna to the core.

"What the fuck…" Luna said as Lincoln changed back into his human form and put his shirt back on.

"Pretty cool huh?" Lincoln said before Luna nodded.

"Wanna hear what happened?" Lincoln asked as Luna nodded again. Then, Lincoln explained on the mission of in the mountains of being used as a test dummy.

"So, that's what happened to me after that mission. I'm now a Human/Wolf Hybrid." Lincoln finished as Luna needed to sit down. "I knew it! I knew you weren't in prison because of that curtain that you were surrounded by looked suspicious. I thought you would be in an office or something when you called us." Luna said as Lincoln.

"I lived another life in New Orleans and made millions. Let me show you." Lincoln said as he turned on his laptop and showed his offshore bank account to Luna that had 300 million dollars in it.

"Whoa, that is awesome!" Luna said as Lincoln smiled.

"Yep. I'm pretty wealthy now. I even got 2 vehicles, a girl who's waiting for me and a bartender's license." Lincoln said as Luna smiled.

"You wanna know something else, that I didn't tell you when you visited?" Lincoln asked as Luna nodded.

"I'm a crazy Bisexual son a bitch." Lincoln said as he smiled wide. "You mean you like guys and girls?" Luna asked with a smile as Lincoln nodded.

"I've sucked off a couple guys and eaten pussy." Lincoln said with a playful grin. Luna smiled wide and hugged Lincoln tight.

"My brother is just like me. I can't believe it." Luna said with a smile.

"That's not all." Lincoln said as he pulled up a video that was of the song, he sang for his talent show years ago. He let Luna watch it until it ended. He felt bad he didn't show her that when she came down to see him.

She almost teared up to Lincoln's singing voice. "Now you are definitely like me, bro." Luna said as she then noticed his ink and earrings.

"You got earrings and tattoos?" Luna asked as Lincoln showed all of his ink. But when he showed his tattoo on his rib cage, Luna slowly let her hands wander onto his abs.

They both blushed brightly as Luna breathed heavily. Lincoln got a hold of himself and waved in front of Luna. "You okay sis?" Lincoln asked as Luna shook her head rapidly and the blush went away.

"Sorry. I didn't mean for this moment to get weird." Luna said as Lincoln put on his shirt again.

"Anyway, you mentioned you have a girl who's waiting for you. Who's she?" Luna asked as Lincoln nodded.

"Yep. Her name is Bonnie Duncan. She was my girlfriend when I was 12 until I was 14. Then we had to break up due to her moving to Kentucky. But she said we could get back together after she gets out of the Army. She went in when she turned 17. She's also 20 now by the way. The last I heard from her was a couple days ago. She told me she was getting out in a few days." Lincoln said as Luna smiled wide. "I'm proud of you bro." Luna said as he then picked up a big metal case. Lincoln opened it to reveal his sniper, assault rifle, and SIG, to Luna's surprise.

"You got guns?" Luna asked as Lincoln nodded. "I found my calling card years ago; using weapons, cleaning them, disassembling them and even using knives." Lincoln said as he pulled out his sleeve of knives.

"Wow. That's cool. Is there anything else you found out about your calling card?" Luna asked as Lincoln walked over to the wall, away from her and did a Downward Roundhouse Kick, surprising Luna. "Wow. You know martial arts?" Luna asked as Lincoln nodded.

"Yep. I was trained by my caretakers who were former military soldiers, martial artists and even combat specialists." Lincoln said as Luna smiled.

"I'm proud of you dude. Now, I'm sure Lynn will be as well." Luna said before Lincoln snarled.

"I'm waiting for her to get here so I can show here not to mess with me." Lincoln said as Luna was shocked.

"You know what she said, right?" Luna asked as Lincoln nodded.

"Then I'll be there to watch you kick her ass." Luna said with a stern voice as Lincoln smiled.

"There's a part of me you don't wanna see. Trust me. I can get pretty violent if I don't control myself." Lincoln said as he sighed before getting his black electric acoustic guitar out.

"Wanna hear my guitar skills?" Lincoln asked as Luna smiled and nodded.

Lincoln began playing and looked at Luna with dreamy eyes.

As Lincoln played, he saw how moist Luna's eyes were becoming. It felt good to show his siblings the skills he's gained.

After finishing the song, Luna almost squealed in delight as she ran up to hug her brother for the amazing singing skills and guitar skills.

"Pretty good, huh?" Lincoln asked as Luna smiled. "It was rocking bro. It might not have been rock, but it was good!" Luna said with excitement. Just then, Rita came down the stairs to see her son. "Lincoln, there's a Chinese CIA Agent to see you." Rita said as Lincoln raised his eyebrow.

"Okay?" Lincoln said as he carried his 1911 with him and put it behind his back as he walked up the stairs and towards the front door. He opened the door quickly, dragged the agent in and pointed the gun to their temple, only for him to find out it was…Maggie Chan, Church's CIA helper.

"Maggie Chan! Shit. Sorry, I didn't know it was you." Lincoln said as he holstered his SIG.

"Well, I came here to ask you if…you wanted to get some alone time. I've had the hot's for you since you were 19." Maggie said as Lincoln went wide-eyed. "R-Really?" Lincoln asked as Maggie nodded.

"Whaddya say we go to my hotel room and…do some naughty things." Maggie said as she licked Lincoln's cheek. Lincoln smirked deviously and nodded.

"Give me a minute. Okay?" Lincoln said as Maggie nodded. Lincoln then went to the basement to grab a pair of clothes for him to change into tomorrow.

"Smooth move bro." Luna said as she came up from behind Lincoln. Lincoln turned around to find his rock star sister smiling.

"How much did you hear?" Lincoln asked with pink cheeks before Luna's smile widened.

"Only all of it." Luna said before laughing out loud.

"Well, I'm gonna be with her all night, so I'll see you later." Lincoln said before giving her a tight hug. "Go get her tiger." Luna said before laughing out loud.

Lincoln went back upstairs, grabbed his car keys, and led Maggie outside.

"I rode my bike here. You can follow me to the hotel." Maggie said in her accent as Lincoln nodded and got in his car. Maggie started her bike and drove down the road with Lincoln following her.

After driving for a bit, they arrived at the hotel and went to her hotel room. Once they were inside, she pushed Lincoln onto the bed and had him remove his shirt, pants and shoes. Once she saw his big bulge, she ran her fingertips along it and purred seductively. Lincoln stood up and pulled his big member out for Maggie to see.

She gasped lightly and smirked before taking ahold of it with both hands. She loved the warmth that was coming off of it and she put it in her mouth and began swiveling her tongue around the head.

Lincoln moaned loudly before pushing her head down so he could get her to gag. She gagged and pulled back up before plunging back down. She pulled off before undressing herself; she had gorgeous skin and even a couple permanent marks around her torso from combat. Her size B-breasts were beautiful and dark with a slight dark tinge of the areola. She was even shaved down at her womanhood.

"C'mere." Lincoln said drunkenly as he pulled her over his erection and slowly entered her. He then flipped their positions to where he was on top until she wrapped her legs around his big waist. He pushed the whole length all the way into her slit until she felt it all the way in.

She moaned loudly until Lincoln pulled out and slammed it in again, making her squeal. He kept doing it until he was at a steady rhythm and there was even a slight creaking noise from the bed. Lincoln kissed, sucked, and nibbled on Maggie's neck until he left a dark red spot as he kept ramming her slit. Then, Lincoln felt his orgasm coming, so he had to warm Maggie.

"Maggie, it's coming." He said as Maggie kissed him deeply. Lincoln kept ramming her until he felt his load coming, so he pulled out and started stroking his length until he coated her cervix entirely with his warm white load.

Lincoln collapsed on her side and Maggie couldn't close her legs due to his warm fluid that had coated the insides of her legs and her womanhood.

"Shit. I guess I overdid it." Lincoln said as he chuckled and nuzzled Maggie.

"That…was…amazing." Maggie said in her Chinese accent as Lincoln chuckled and nodded before kissing her lips.

"Yes, it was." Lincoln replied before getting his clothes and walking in the bathroom. Maggie then got up off the bed before joining Lincoln in the shower so she could wash off. After their shower, they got dressed and said goodbye before Lincoln headed home.

2 days later, it was Sunday the 15th, June, 2025, and Lincoln was doing push-ups in the living room when he heard a knock on the door.

"Coming!" Lincoln said as he got up and answered the door. He opened the door to a 45-year-old woman with black hair, wearing a black blouse, dark blue jeans and short boots.

"Hello Lincoln." The woman had said before Lincoln went wide-eyed. "Priscilla?" Lincoln said as Priscilla nodded.

"You promised some money. Remember?" She said as Lincoln sighed before nodding. "Yes. I remember." Lincoln said as he saw two 4-year-olds standing behind her. "

Are these-" Lincoln started to ask as Priscilla nodded.

"They're your children; Charlie and Margaret Clark." Priscilla said as Lincoln got on one knee and smiled. Charles was up to his mother's knee's, had black hair that was messy, wore a baseball t-shirt, blue jeans and red toddler shoes while Margaret also had black hair that was combed, wore a princess shirt, brown shorts and white toddler shoes.

"Hi. I'm your daddy." Lincoln said as the 4-year-olds smiled and hugged Lincoln which made him tear up.

He finished the hug and got up to smile and Priscilla. "I got your money by the way. I took out 300 grand and put it in a duffel bag for you." Lincoln said as he grabbed the duffel bag and gave it to Priscilla.

"Now, I won't keep demanding money from you. I just want you to live a normal life and meet someone your age. Okay?" Priscilla said as Lincoln smiled.

"Okay. I actually am waiting on my ex-girlfriend to come back to see me so we can get back together again." Lincoln replied as Priscilla smiled.

"Good. Now, we got a long drive back to South Carolina. Because that's where my new house is. I also met someone who's willing to be the father of these rascals. So…live your life well, Lincoln." Priscilla said as she kissed his cheek and left with the kids.

Lincoln was glad that his mother took the girls to town today, so they wouldn't know the truth. He let a lone tear go down his cheek as he watched his baby mama and kids leave in an SUV. After they left, he heard his phone going off, so he wiped his tear away and went to see who was calling him. He picked up the phone and answered it.

"Hello?" He said as he recognized the voice.

"Hey you." It was Bonnie!

"Hey Bonnie. What's up?" Lincoln asked as he pulled out his 1911 and began to clean it.

"Well, I'm out of the Military Police now and I'm gonna come and see you so we can get back together again." Bonnie said as Lincoln smiled.

"Okay. I'll text you the address. I gotta clean my guns and clean the house. Call me when you arrive at the Detroit airport. Okay?" Lincoln said as Bonnie smiled on her side.

"Okay. I'll arrive later today though." Bonnie said Lincoln smiled.

"Okay. I'll see you when you get here." Lincoln said before he hung up. He then began to put the gun back together after cleaning it.

Later, around 4:30 pm, Rita and the rest of the girls came back to find Lincoln cooking some Shrimp Etouffee and cornbread. Rita instantly smelled the wonderful scent of the cooking and went in the kitchen.

"What is the wonderful smell?" She asked as she saw her son cooking some shrimp on the pan. "I'm cooking some Cajun food for the Loud House. Smells good, huh?" Lincoln said as he flipped the shrimp.

"Anyway, I'm gonna be picking up Bonnie later. So, I'll be spending the night with her." Lincoln said as he started to make the cornbread.

"Isn't she your ex-girlfriend?" Rita asked as Lincoln nodded. "Yep. But we swore we'd get back together after I turned 21 and when she'd get out of the military." Lincoln said as he finished cooking the meal.

"Wanna help me put everything out there?" Lincoln asked as she helped Lincoln carry the food out to the kitchen. Everyone ate dinner and Lincoln talked about the good times he had while in New Orleans.

3 hours later, Lincoln was watching TV with Lily when his phone went off. "Hello?" He said as he answered it and recognized the voice.

"It's me. I just landed. Wanna come pick me up?" Bonnie said as Lincoln got his shoes on and grabbed his keys before going out to his car. He started the car and drove it all the way to Detroit in the dusk of night. Lincoln loved how the night sky was beautiful as he drove through the streets of Detroit. Lincoln finally arrived at the airport and called Bonnie.

"Hello?" Bonnie answered as Lincoln smiled. "Hey. Look for the 1968 blue Shelby Mustang in the front. I sent a photo of what the car looks like to you." Lincoln said as he then saw Bonnie in a red and black flannel buffalo, blue jeans and black converse with her red hair cut a bit shorter. Lincoln got out and whistled toward her.

"Hey babe." Lincoln called as Bonnie looked towards him and squealed. "Lincoln!" Bonnie called in a stronger southern accent as she ran toward him. She jumped on him and wrapped her legs around his waist as he held her up.

"I missed you, baby." Bonnie said as Lincoln kissed her.

"I know." Lincoln said in his soft southern accent as Bonnie was shocked.

"You got an accent?" Bonnie asked as Lincoln nodded.

"C'mon. Let's head to my place. I picked up a big air mattress for us to sleep on. Or do you wanna head to a hotel for the night?" Lincoln asked as Bonnie wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him.

After the kiss, Bonnie put her head in Lincoln's chest and purred.

"Let's get a hotel. There are things I'd do to you in a hotel bed rather than here." Bonnie said as Lincoln smiled cheekily.

"Okay." Lincoln said as they got in his car and drove to the nearest hotel. After they got checked in, they went to a room and got settled in. After they got down to their undergarments, Bonnie blushed when she saw Lincoln's tattoos and muscles.

"Wow." Bonnie said as she reached to touch Lincoln's 8 pack abs. Lincoln breathed in and out slowly and she traced them and even reached for his bulge. She reached inside Lincoln's compression shorts and pulled them down to reveal his huge length.

Bonnie's face matched her hair as she got on her knees to service her boyfriend. She licked the head a few times before getting to know the scent and flavor. Then, she put half of the length in his mouth and began bobbing her head down on it. Lincoln moaned and sat down to enjoy what was being done. He then pulled her head off and kissed her lips.

"Ready for the best night of your life?" Lincoln asked as Bonnie smiled and nodded.

They continued with their actions until they both erupted in euphoria. They laid in their hotel bed and snuggled together.

"Babe." Bonnie said as Lincoln lifted his head off of the pillow to answer his girlfriend.

"Yeah?" Lincoln replied as Bonnie turned towards him.

"You want me to be honest with you?" Bonnie asked as Lincoln smiled and kissed her head.

"Sure." Lincoln said as Bonnie smiled wide.

"I wanna start a family with you." Bonnie said as Lincoln was shocked. His girlfriend said that she wanted to start a family with him!

"Well, I think we should. Whaddya say we go goof off tomorrow?" Lincoln said as Bonnie smiled wide. They got a good night's rest before the sun came up the next day on the 16th of June, Monday, 2025. The two lovers woke up, took a shower, and got dressed before they went to get breakfast. On the way there, Lincoln told Bonnie how his love for country music had evolved more and more. They even listened to Blanco Brown on the way to the restaurant.

The music was nice, and it was even catchy too.

After they arrived at a nice restaurant, Bonnie told Lincoln that she had continued taking Karate and Judo classes and even gotten her 2nd degree black belts in both of them before enlisting in the military. Lincoln was surprised and even told her the martial arts he was taught and knew.

After they finished breakfast, Lincoln excused himself to go to the bathroom, but then a big muscular guy who looked to be 35-years-old who was wearing a black hoodie, blue jeans and white sneakers came up to Bonnie and started to hit on her.

"Hey cutie, what's a cute thing like yourself doing here without a man?" He asked as Bonnie gave him an angry stare.

"I'm actually with my cute boyfriend. So, what's it to you, asshole?" Bonnie spat as the man smirked.

"Oh, you mean that white headed fucker. He doesn't look like he can please you. C'mon, let me show you what I can do." The guy said before Bonnie spit in his eye.

"You bitch!" He screamed before he got the back of his knee kicked and was knocked down before he was turned around and found out it was Lincoln behind him.

"You talking to my girlfriend?" Lincoln said with a stern voice as the guy smirked.

"She deserves better. You don't look like much, kid." The guy said with a creepy grin as Lincoln snorted.

"Looks can be deceiving. There's a saying to never judge a book by its cover." Lincoln said as the guy got in a boxing stance. "You sure you want this?" Lincoln asked as the guy nodded before throwing a punch. Lincoln blocked it and did a Kote-Gaeshi on him. The guy quickly got up before throwing another punch at Lincoln. All Lincoln did was block it and chop the guy in the throat, then did a Downward Roundhouse Kick on the guy before doing a Tsuri Goshi on him and making him land on a table, breaking it in the process. "I told you looks can be deceiving." Lincoln said as the guy groaned a bit before pulling out a Five Seven pistol. Lincoln heard this and quickly disarmed the guy before he began to take the slide off of the gun and unloading the bullets from it, letting them fall to the floor before finally striking the man in the nose with his palm, knocking him backwards.

"Hey kid." An older gentleman said as he walked up to Lincoln from his table. The man was around his mid-60's and was wearing an Army dress uniform with many medals and decorations on it. "What can I do for you?" Lincoln asked as Bonnie joined his side.

"Well, I gotta say that was an amazing show you put on with you protecting yourself. The martial arts, the quick thinking and even taking apart that pistol was spot on. Are you a soldier?" The man asked as Lincoln raised an eyebrow.

"No. I'm not. Why?" Lincoln asked as the old guy was shocked.

"Well, surely a man with that much hand to hand combat knowledge must know a lot how to handle himself. My name is Henry Wilson. I'm a General with the United States Army. What's yours?" Henry asked as Lincoln stuck out his hand.

"Lincoln Loud. And is this conversation going anywhere, Henry?" Lincoln asked as Henry smiled.

"Well, if you're up for it; would you like to enlist in the Army?" Henry asked as Lincoln went wide-eyed to the proposition.

"Um, I'm not sure. You got a card with your number on it so I can call you if I make up my mind?" Lincoln asked as the Army General pulled out his card.

"Here's my card with my info on it. Call me if you make up your mind. I gotta get going now but get back to me within a week or 2. Okay, kiddo?" Henry asked as Lincoln stuck out his hand to shake Henry's.

They shook hands and Henry left before Lincoln looked at the card with wonder. "Babe, are you considering it?" Bonnie asked as Lincoln looked at her.

"I'm not sure. Let's head to my place. Okay?" Lincoln said as they paid for their food and left to the Loud House. On the way, Lincoln was thinking about the proposition that the General made him, it was a tough decision. As soon as they arrived, they went inside to hang out. Rita came out of the kitchen to see the 20-year-old redhead, it made her smile on the inside.

"Mom, this is Bonnie Duncan. Bonnie, this is my mother, Rita Loud." Lincoln said as Rita shook Bonnie's hand and they introduced each other.

"Would you like to stay for lunch today?" Rita asked the redhead as Bonnie smiled.

"Sure. By the way, I just got out of the Military Police the other day, so I made my family proud." Bonnie said as she showed her military ID.

"By the way honey, your older sisters and your father will be coming for lunch. So, make sure you show Lynn Jr what's up. Okay?" Rita asked as Lincoln put on a stern face and nodded before Lily and the others came down the stairs. "Linky, who's this?" Lily asked as Bonnie introduced herself to the younger girls.

"I'm your brother's girlfriend, Bonnie Duncan. It's nice to finally you girls." She smiled as Lily smiled too.

"I like your hair. It's pretty." She said as Bonnie got bent down.

"Thank you." She said as Lincoln leaned over to whisper something in his mother's ear.

"There's something I wanna announce at lunch. Okay?" Lincoln said as Rita nodded.

Later, around 12, Lincoln invited all the Expendables over for a BBQ. He also wanted to show the girls what he could do with his skills. So, he got Doc, Lee and Tool to come outside with their knives. Lincoln told them to wait outside while he went to fetch the girls.

"Girls, I need you to come outside." Lincoln said to Lily, Lucy, Lisa and the twins. They followed their brother outside before watching the crazy haired Expendable hand Lincoln his knives.

"Ready kid?" Tool asked as Lincoln smiled wide. "As always." Lincoln said before himself, Doc, Lee and Tool got into a formation and aimed at the tree. "Ready?" Barney asked as all 4 Expendables nodded and got ready to throw their knives. "Aim...throw!" Barney announced as all 4 Expendables began throwing all their knives with their best speed at the tree, surprising the younger Loud girls.

After they finished throwing their knives, the tree they threw them at was covered in the knives.

"How in the name of Stephen Hawking is this possible?!" Lisa said with a lisp as all the Expendables, minus Lincoln, raised their eyebrows. Lincoln stepped in to explain Lisa's personality.

"She's the only prodigy of our family and uses a lot of smart words and terms in her vocabulary." Lincoln said as he tended to the grill full of BBQ chicken, ribs and hot dogs. Then, he heard a familiar voice as it came through the door.

"Mom, we're back!" It was Lori, and she sounded happy.

Lincoln got Toll Roads attention and the man walked over to the grill. "I need you to watch this so I can deal with my sister when she gets out here. You know shit's gonna hit the fan by then." Lincoln said as Toll nodded and tended to finish grilling the food. Just then, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan and Lynn Jr came through the back door and were surprised to see all the Expendables outside.

"Mom, who're these people?" Lori asked as she then saw Lincoln by the tree in the farthest side of the backyard.

"Lincoln!" All girls said, except Luna, with a shocked smile as Lincoln smiled and walked towards her. They jogged to him and did a put him in a group hug. But Lincoln had a stern look on his face as he looked at Lynn Jr.

"So, is it true you were talking all that shit about me while I was away?" Lincoln asked as he lightly got out of the hug.

"What're you talking about, bro?" Lynn asked with a nervous smile as she knew she was caught.

"Oh Lynn, don't lie! You said you were wondering how he didn't get beat up while he was away!" Lana screamed as Lucy and Lily calmed her down.

"Mom told me everything, Lynn. So, don't try and fucking weasel your bitch ass outta this one." Lincoln said before taking off his flannel, making Lynn back up a bit. She then noticed his muscles and only one thing was coming to her mind…Shit.

"So, we gonna fight this one out or do you want my girlfriend to kick your fucking ass? Because she's a 2nd degree black belt in Shotokan Karate and Judo." Lincoln asked as he got into a Renoji stance.

"Oh, so you really wanna do this?" Lynn asked as she got into her normal karate stance. Barney and the other Expendables were gonna enjoy the show, since they knew all the shit that Lynn Jr had put Lincoln through. Luna walked up to Barney and the others and sat down.

"I bet 100 bucks on Lincoln." Luna said to Lee as he looked at her.

"I'm thinking Lincoln's gonna kick her arse in under 1 minute." Lee said as Luna was surprised.

"You're British?" Luna asked as Lee stopped her.

"I wanna watch this, okay." Lee said as Luna nodded and watched Lincoln and Lynn get ready.

Lynn threw a Haymaker at Lincoln, only for him to deflect it and chop her in the throat, before doing an Irimi Nage on her, making her land on her face in the grass. Lynn began to get up as quickly as she could and began brushing herself off. "So, you know a little bit of Aikido. It's not gonna save you this time." Lynn said before she charged at Lincoln.

"I know more than just Aikido. Trust me, sister." Lincoln said before switching to Capoeira.

The 21-year-old began to do Ginga and then did a Chapa-de-Costas kick to Lynn's jaw, stopping her altogether. It stunned her really well, before Lincoln finally knocked her down with a Jumping Roundhouse Kick to the head. Lynn got up again, then tried to sweep Lincoln's legs out from under him before he jumped up a bit and ran up to her and did a Flying Armbar on her. He held the lock super tight before finally snapping Lynn's arm out of place.

Lori, Leni and Luan were speechless with Lincoln's knowledge of martial arts and how she was being beat by him.

Lincoln then rolled out of the armbar before he rolled Lynn over and began to punch her in the face over and over. He punched her so many times he felt bones breaking. Then, Gunner and Caesar ran up to get him off of Lynn. Lincoln began breathing heavily as he then spit in Lynn's face. "I think you just got beat, Lynn." Lincoln said before kicking her in the side. Then, he heard another familiar voice that came through the backdoor.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" It was their father, Lynn Sr. "Oh, look who's back. It's my only son, Lincoln. How was jail?" Lynn Sr. continued as Lincoln walked up to him and stood toe to toe. "Why don't you punch me and find out." Lincoln said as his snarled. Lynn Sr then cocked a fist back and tried to punch Lincoln, only to get it blocked and be chopped in the throat, hard. Lincoln then threw his hands behind his father's neck and rammed his muscular knee into his gut. Lynn Sr coughed like crazy before Lincoln then did a Spinning Hook Kick to his father's head, knocking him down for the count.

"Serves him right for also talking shit." Lincoln said before he was handed his shirt by Toll Road. Lynn Jr and Lynn Sr were both rushed to the hospital for major and minor injuries while everyone else had the BBQ.

"Now everyone, I have something to say." Lincoln said as they all ate outside.

"What's that honey?" Rita asked as everyone else listened.

Lincoln breathed in and out before he decided he was ready to say his sentence. "I'm thinking of joining the Army."

A/N: And that's that.

I hope you liked the changes.

I shall see you in the next one…ADIOS AMIGOS!