Shirou is driving his red car and then he is zooming through the city running people over it didn't matter to him as he then kept driving super fast like a crazy Sunday driver that was drunk.
Shirou then makes a sudden turn and a bank to the left as he then speeds ahead and then drives the 5 km distance after only like 3 minutes tops he then arrived at his residence and then parked his car as he said as he walked out "Buisness has been taken care of alright now those clowns will no longer interfere with my business or my operations any longer woo hooo yeah F*ck*n A right" (Shirou)
Shirou then proceeded to walk right in the house and then said to Saber and Sakura "it's done finally it's done at last its finished now we are good so okay let's get settled down and finish our daily routines now huh why don't we watch the news or something huh that might sound like its fun eh" (Shirou)
"Really Shirou that's nice really nice might I add but what exactly did you do there I am a bit confused on what your business was with going to two randoms houses I mean not trying to interrogate you but I just want to honestly know what is the deal with that?" (Sakura)
"Well let's see here I went around the city to drive and pay my respects to well your house and your big sister and uh well let's say I knocked off that annoying pricks house and killed those annoying POS D*ckheads at the Matou mansion and they all came screaming out and dying like a bunch of pussies oh boy that felt so much better didn't it that those morons just up and died like a bunch of autistic morons who suffered from dementia and alzheimers among other diseases that affect your brain and mental capacity" (Shirou)
"Wait what you killed all of them off like that Shirou really uh gee thanks for that Shirou you really killed alot of my worst enemies now so I don't know what to do other then thank you for real and just oh you know be greatful I escaped from my prison" (Sakura)
"No problem old friend its just what I do anyways so what do you want to do before we go to bed you want to watch a movie or what besides are we managing funds fine since I made you in charge of Shirou Industries?" (Shirou)
"Yes we are managing our funds fine so far the income daily is in the several hundred K each sale we make with our professional gun runners and smugglers." (Sakura)
"Great you are someone dependable and reliable that's great news my old friend now lets see what the F*ck Saber is up to now huh?" (Shirou)
Shirou and Sakura then went around and looked around the house as they then looked for Artoria wherever she was as they looked and looked they finally found her she was sleeping in Shirou's bed and that they saw her in a deep sleep as they then went up to her and then woke her up as she then turned around and then said "huh what who is there Shirou? Sakura? are you there well sorry for keeping you up then it really was my apology then" (Saber)
"Good to have you back now get out of bed and lets have a real party now huh so why don't I smoke some meth here?" (Shirou)
"Shirou don't you mean you will smoke meth outside and not here?" (Saber)
"No I said I wasn't going to smoke meth outside I said I was going to SMOKE METH HERE!!! give me a F*ck*ng lighter I am not going to ask again you Dumb F*ck" (Shirou)
Saber then rushed towards the lighter and the stick and the crystal meth and then decided to give it to Shirou as he then grabbed it and then smoked meth while Sakura and Saber watched with disappointment in there eyes at him smoking meth and smoking dope as well as he then said "this feels better oh boy it does" (Shirou)
as he the read the newspapers and then came across the humiliated face of Rin he was happy at her suffering for wronging him among other things like the fact he just didn't like her and so on not only that but that he didn't like her family line in the slightest at all as he read about them and hated the way the conducted themselves and among other things and the fact Tokiomi was so damn annoying also the fact he was the first person he had met after being in jail twice was another factor in this hatred.
Flashback Time
Shirou is walking around the street as he then had a butcher's knife with him that he used to butcher a shopkeeper to steal a score for 5K money.
Shirou then turned around as he then turned around and saw a dude with blue eyes and dark brown hair as he then turned around to talk to this boy.
"What are you doing here Shirou I told you to not meet me the next time we meet didn't I or did you not get my warning you useless peasant you remind me of my useless daughter Sakura she is a annoying little son of a b*tch that always leeched off Rin's hard work you are a overbearing useless boy that leeches off others just like her moron" (Tokiomi)
"Oh my mistake my mistake I didn't know it was you but if that's the case I wish you you high and mighty weasel to go the other direction or else I will do something horrific and destructive to you *sshole" (Shirou)
"Boy you should carefully consider your comments before your foul mouth speaks I am telling you to never come in contact with me ever again now that you have seen me I have to kill you so why don't you let me kill you?" (Tokiomi)
"The F*ck you say bastard now I am going to put you in the dirt!!" (Shirou)
Tokiomi just laughed and walked away as he then didn't bother to look back as Shirou got his Butcher's Knife and then he stabs him in the brain killing him instantly as he then said "Oh that feels better you d*ckhead you have been put in the dirt now I can save my friend Sakura from those inbred hicks!!" (Shirou)
Flashback Over
Shirou then got up and then asked Sakura what she thought of the newspaper headline that was coming up?.
Sakura simply responded with
"Shirou I actually felt bad for Rin that her house had been pulled down by a douchebag that just hated her and I empathize with her even if she is wrong?" (Sakura)
Shirou had a darkened look on his face which he wiped off his face as he then went outside and sat at the bench that was near the bus stop.
Shirou sat down there and did nothing until a certain red dude came here and was then approaching him
"Shirou Emiya it seems you have had quite a Transformation in the past few weeks it strikes me as odd that such a devoted hero of justice would turn in to such a monster like yourself I am here to warn you about facing me in battle you will suffer the consequences of facing me your ideology of the hero of justice had failed and I am living proof of that failure its nonsensical to save everyone and not kill a single soul infact I say its madness to do such a thing after all I tried to look up to be a hero of justice and try to fulfill that role considering what I had been through but in the end after signing a deal with the Counter Force and dying in my life I was forced to be a heroic Spirit a guardian who cleaned up all the messes humans left behind and thus I journeyed to every time period and then had to kill and kill to save a bunch of gutter garbage rats who I can kill it's more fun to kill them then letting such worthless people live after all if they leave no legacy then they aren't worth keeping around?" (EMIYA)
"Oh really well that makes F*ck*ng sense besides all of that junk all it really does is to expose how worthless and weak you are your not a man and you never were hero of justice only a gentrified moron would come up with such a idea like you only a d*ckhead like you can come up with such a nonsensical farce I don't care two peanuts for saving people I only save people I feel like it and I kill people who I don't like without any hesitation besides I am already surrounded by enough traitors as it is I frankly don't need another one if you ever decide to come near me you Weasel I will kill you and dismember your corpse you *sshole just remember that also I don't know where you came from but wherever you came from was a stupid and boring place a place of s*itheads and deadmen that only a idiot like you is fit for!!" (Shirou)
"Wait what kind of time and place have I been summoned to you aren't a hero of justice and you sound like a cold blooded killer well in any case I must stop you from needlessly killing people and your evil deeds also you aren't close to Rin at all I have never seen you and Rin even interact in this time and place if anything it seems both of you have Actively avoided each other's presence by a long shot?" (EMIYA)
"Nice your mocking me isn't strange how I am not the way you think I am isn't it strange that I have made a successful life without having to be a F*ck*n idiot who kills myself to save a bunch of randoms and hipsters who I don't give a s*it about? so why don't you stay away from me alright I will kill you sooner or later and no reason for me to team up with the likes of you?" (Shirou)
Shirou then went back inside at that point as he then walked inside and sat at the couch Meanwhile...
Sakura went outside and then it was her turn to sit at the bench that Shirou sat at just minutes prior as she then took the time to enjoy the beautiful weather that was outside as it was summer time after all as she sat there with a soft smile and some tears falling through her eyes a visitor comes up
"What's up playa and homie!!!" (Shinji)
"What are you doing here big brother I thought you had other things to do.?" (Sakura)
"What do you want me to do kill the emperor or invade North Korea or just destroy the united states of America whatever it is I am not doing it.?" (Sakura)
"No no no something more sensible and something more real and that's gotta be done hey when the time comes your gonna take old Shirou and take him to Pasture alright.?" (Shinji)
"Man Shirou was your bestfriend before and its thanks to your annoying antics that he had to leave so leave me out of this alright I want nothing to do with this garbage why don't you go back home or wherever you were heading I think It was safe to say you shouldn't be here." (Sakura)
"Hey when I give you the word your gonna do this besides I don't want to hear anymore he is a liability that none of us can afford for anyways so see you later when you have made your mind homie." (Shinji)
Sakura was just confused at this request mostly because of how nonsensical it was and how stupid it was too she then went back inside and then she then stated to Shirou that she is sleeping and Shirou and Saber then got ready to sleep as well as all 3 then went to sleep after preparing for there bed time as the hours then passed by the sun finally came up however Sakura decided to get up a little bit earlier then the others to do something very special for them indeed as she got dressed and then got ready to cook.
Sakura then was grabbing all of the ingredients and then decided on making some stuff its for a later event as she then got all the material's and then was making all of her food ready meanwhile.
Rin had just started to move in to a backup property that she had bought it was taking time to move in to her new property outside of town located far away from her old house that had been destroyed nonetheless she then finally finished and then settled in to the house as she got her stuff and put it in as EMIYA was a man maid cleaning all the stuff up as she also helps out her servant to clean the stuff and then after cleaning all of the stuff she then sits down and then vows revenge on the guy who pulled her house down as she then goes around grouchy and very angry at having to move from her most favorable property especially now attending school will be hard now she will have to get up early and drive all the way to school as well she lives far away. But today wasn't a school day it was Saturday of course school was off meaning now she had ample time to plan her revenge scheme on the guy who did it whoever it was in all honesty.
Sakura was cooking up some new dishes for now what purpose is unknown but that will soon be revealed.
Sakura then put the dishes aside and then was preparing some more stuff for this very special occasion that was about to commence indeed not only that but also that she planned it in secret as to not alert Saber or Shirou to be on to something.
Sakura then finished dressing and then woke up both Shirou and Saber and then just giggled and bolted as she then sat outside and took in the sunshine as she then stared at it and said "Big Sister you always were the same the only time you were ever nice to me was when I was little and still in our household but you then changed when I found out that I was going to the Matou's house and then you bullied me in the following days leading up to that oh big sister why did you do it what had you gained other then being looked down upon by mother!." (Sakura)
Shirou then woke up and then Saber did to as both then went to the bathrooms and then they did there thing and then Shirou came out if it and said "Sakura where are you you little s*it come out before I cut your arm off!." (Shirou)
Shirou then came out as he then decided to cook the breakfast of the trio as he then went to the kitchen he found some coins in the stove and he was indeed confused at such a revelation and then deduced someone was up earlier then him and then he found out it was Sakura but what for?.
Shirou then had a idea why doesn't he take out Saber and Sakura for the day that might be entertaining and also a break from the headache that is his score taking and fighting those c*nts for a change!!.
Shirou then got ready to go out and then Saber also put on her scarf and jacket and they then went outside where Sakura was there with her red scarf and brown jacket as she said "Hey Saber and Shirou where going out today I felt it was best for all of us you know what I mean by that don't you.?" (Sakura)
"I guess so Sakura I mean I had the same idea to go out and then get some nice fresh air eh." (Shirou)
The trio then walked as they then walked around the city as they looked at all of the landscapes surrounding them and the people to they looked at as well and not only that on there way to the starting point of there journey they noticed that traffic today was strangely quiet and that it wasn't as busy unlike the prior weekends where it would be jam packed with traffic without it even being apparent to the people walking.
The trio arrived at there starting point and then discussed some small talk.
"Hey Saber you stoolie why are you coming along huh is it to protect me and Sakura from harm from those *ssholes that jumped us the other day or maybe your here too to see the beautiful Fuyuki weather that you haven't seen since you barely F*ck*ng go out you S*ithead." (Shirou)
"Shirou I came here to walk and explore the city with you guys and why the insults I say enough of those insults Shirou and you should behave on this journey I better hope you don't start something here soon otherwise I will have to control you when that happens." (Saber)
"Well why don't we actually just get along for now and besides it doesn't help for us to fight all the time and also Shirou how do you like my idea of us going on a double date with you.?" (Sakura)
"Ugh what a date woah woah but hey that's a nice idea I mean it's not like I cared what these Hipsters thought of me in the first place so ugh where are we starting to go to in the first place what's our starting destination btw." (Shirou)
"Um actually I was thinking we should visit the flower shop first since I wanted to buy some flowers for someone that I love btw? and besides I think Saber and You should buy some flowers too you know it's like a bonding moment for all of us." (Sakura)
Thus, The trio then walked to the flower corner shop as they did they once again exchanged some small talk yet again as they then talked to each other about what there end games are and what there plans are among other things Shirou then had a idea after they had done there double date He and them would pick up a certain guest at the airport.
They they arrived at the corner shop and they were very pleased at seeing the flowers as they then stopped by and then went to go buy some flowers as Shirou then said
"What kind of flowers do Sakura and Saber want anyways I guess I gotta take the prettiest flowers and give it to them I will give white lillies to Saber and Purple Lillies to Sakura as they might like these the most due to them potentially representing something deep and thematic about themselves that will appeal to them." (Shirou)
Shirou then bought those flowers and then we return to Saber as she then said "Hmm Shirou is a tricky person to buy flowers for given how deranged and psychotic he is but also that may narrow it down maybe roses might suffice for someone like him and a pink flower bouquet might suffice for Sakura given how her Cardigan is pink in color and that she loves the color pink too besides purple and black her favorite colors are Pink and White as well so I think I might buy those color flowers for her and Shirou.!" (Saber)
the two thus bought there flowers and then we move on to Sakura as she is buying her flowers for Saber and Shirou she was very careful to choose what flowers they had as to not upset them greatly.
"Lets see here Shirou loves the color black and thus I think Black will suffice for him and he will love it given how his hair is black and his suit is black among other things so I think black it is then for Shirou but Saber she is difficult since she doesn't seem to be that much in to flowers but I will buy Dark Blue Flowers since her hair ribbon is dark blue and scarf too I think she may love the flowers that I buy for her.?" (Sakura)
Thus the trio then went with the flowers in there hands as they then walked around to go to a cafe to drink and hang out at as they walked then Saber decided to ask Sakura about who she met Shirou?
"Sakura how exactly did you meet Shirou I was confused as it seemed you know each other over a lifetime yet you both as far as I have heard only starting interacting for about 1 year so what is the story really" (Saber)
"Well Saber I met Shirou when I was 14 years old and this was the time I fully remember and then he greeted me in he was a totally different person back then like he always admired Kiritsugu and also wanted to save people but anyways he let me in after Miss Fujimarua took me in Shirou greeted me and then he and Miss Fujimarua made sure to teach me hone skills and he wasn't a psychopath nor a smuggler tbh that Shirou was well ridden by guilt and other complexes however this was who he used to be then after that he taught me more skills and then we became close to each other however I never expected him to be a full on rabid psychopath that smuggles stuff and is a high and mighty guy who has a Reckless attitude towards adventure and risk taking he also changed before he would always see the good in people now he just kills whoever annoys him or slightly inconvenienced him at the moment without any remorse even if the person doesn't deserve it also unlike now he used to always save anyone even if it was a enemy now he doesn't care about anyone but himself and us really so Saber what changed that made Shirou the way he is now?" (Sakura)
"Well Sakura you did pose a interesting question but to answer that Shirou actually gave me a full story as he told me after the last war he was wandering around aimlessly and then he was saved by Kiritsugu Emiya and then after that he told me he tried to fight back against him but something was put in him that gave him a new identity and persona that was more palatable then his other self he also told me Kiritsugu had periodically violated him and he abused him repeatedly and did all kinds of nasty stuff but being that he wasn't psychotic he didn't fight back other then having discomfort he also told me that Miss Fujimarua turned a blind eye to Kiritsugu's parental abuses and overreach simply because she was so disgusted with who Shirou was before that it didn't matter this was what he deserved in her eyes and then he awoke and if anything returned to his true self" (Saber)
Sakura was shook at such a revelation that those two were evil abusers in the face of good people she didn't expect Kiritsugu to be as bad as Grandfather or Big Brother but he was much worse then either actually she now knew why Shirou acted the way he did and why he was this way as well it all clicked after all in her brain.
Still, The trio walked away as Shirou then pulled out a cigarette and then started to smoke away as he then said "dang this feels good" (Shirou)
Then they still kept on walking until they reached the resturant as they did then they opened the door and sat down unfortunately Azaka Kouktö was in the seat straight ahead of them and thus when the trio sat down Azaka was annoyed not at Sakura or Saber but Shirou "Phillips" her worst enemy and nemesis.
"Shirou your back you bastard what do you want now!!" (Azaka)
"Why don't you Shut The F*ck up you pint sized prick and second of all you inbred hillbilly twat why don't you get out of this place before I rip your eyes out and zip your mouth." (Shirou)
"Why don't you get out of this place and go eat somewhere else huh mr Phillips you disgust me your nothing like my brother Mikya Koukto." (Azaka)
"Well why don't you leave pork chop your a *sshole and only idiots stay in your place" (Shirou)
Saber intervened and then Shirou sat down at the table with both of them and then Saber asked about Azaka Koukto.
"Shirou who was that she didn't seem all that nice and actually was very aggressive towards you and besides from the way you guys argued it looked like you both had strong history together." (Saber)
"She is a annoying prick who I met and then I got a little angry and I knocked her out and then we met the second time and thus we had a race and I beat her and then this D*ck then we meet again and now she is upset because I humiliated her for F*cks sake and then she just descended on this restaurant for some reason here." (Shirou)
After that commotion, The trio then quietly left the place as they then walked and went there way to the glasses shop to check out some glasses there as they arrived they immediately started searching for glasses and then went there own ways.
Shirou then searched for glasses and then after looking through all the hipster nerd stuff he found some pilot aviator glasses which actually quite fitted him given that he loved to pilot and was quite fond of it ever since Kiritsugu that bastard gave him the flying lessons when he was around 10 years old after that he then went back to the starting point where the group had initially split up there ways.
Saber then looked for some glasses as she then found some dark blue ones she then put them on and then she looked at herself in the mirror and was quite honestly surprised that these glasses looked amazing on her as she then turned around and went back to Shirou.
Sakura was looking for some glasses and she then found some too those were purple glasses that actually fitted given how she had purple hair as she tried them on she realised that again they actually work on her so she then went back to where the group was.
The three went back as Saber and Sakura giggled at Shirou wearing aviator glasses which Shirou actually was embarrassed and his face turned red as he hid away "please stop this I beg of you please you fat F*cks." (Shirou)
Saber and Sakura both responded "you have the best reactions to getting teased of course we wanted to tease you we will stop teasing you then" (Sakura and Saber)
"Thanks for that you cocksuckers now you guys look smart in those glasses!" (Shirou)
"Thank you Shirou they do make me look smart after all" (Saber)
"Sakura you look smart and like a Japanese Woman with those glasses I very much think they fit you!!" (Saber)
"Your welcome Saber that was very encouraging after all." (Sakura)
The trio then went out of there as they then walked Sakura then asked a question to Shirou.
"um Shirou why are you so tall I remember you being average not tall at this rate so what changed exactly that made you this tall." (Sakura)
"Truth be told I have no idea what the F*ck happened to my height it just grew the same day I regained my senses and stopped being a damn idiot huh but I really don't know about how it came to this." (Shirou)
Then they continued to walk on forward as Shirou and the gang continued to walk on forward as they then arrived at the center as Sakura said "I am looking forward to batting and playing baseball idk what you guys think." (Sakura)
As they entered inside, the 3 then actually got ready to oh you know bat as Sakura then batted the balls and got home runs (Tohsaka genes incoming) as she was very happy and confident but that was until Shirou showed off his skills as he got a even higher score and was nailing it even faster then Sakura which caused her to feel a bit sad and disappointed that all of her hard work went down the drain however Saber was the one struggling as she kept on having bad scores in all of the trial runs!.
After that they all just settled down after that amazing game as Saber and Sakura were kind of sad/disappointed in themselves while Shirou had a arrogant grin on his face that was deranged as well.
After that, they settle down for a picnic as they then start to unveil the picnic basket.
"Thanks for the sandwiches Sakura you really did pull all the stops for me and Shirou on this picnic" (Saber)
"Your welcome Saber that was what I was exactly going for given how I was up this morning and then made all of the food for this picnic for you and Shirou and myself of course so I hope you enjoy everything else I cooked and made at this picnic!!" (Sakura)
"Oh this is great man really is great now were talking my friend!" (Shirou)
"Hey this was genuinely amazing Sakura there is nothing to be afraid of come on I don't bite at all so why don't you come here now and sit besides me" (Shirou)
Sakura then sat besides Shirou and Saber came up too as both then decided to talk for about a 1 hour and then after that Shirou tells them a message that they should get "Listen I will be back in a bit so stay here and don't go F*ck*ng running off to some dumb*ss that no body gives a F*ck about alright clear" (Shirou)
Shirou then goes in to the park as he then finds a grave with Kiritsugu's name on it and then he destroys it and then he says "Its been so long you Fat F*ck now you never really cared either way huh guess this is your reckoning now you silly fool." (Shirou)
As he kicked the grave some more and then left to go back as he then said "listen here now we go back our day trip is over now I am going to plan another score with you guys so why don't we go let's go chop chop come on." (Shirou)
The trio got up and then went to the bus station as they waited for the bus to arrive it arrived and then they boarded as then it drove across the city as they then were going across it something felt off about the trip but they couldn't put there finger on what that it was that was so odd but then it comes.
They were in a rainy place even though it never rained outside and then nobody was there and then the driver wasn't there either as the bus came to a stop as the bridge was cracked and deformed as the trio got out to investigate the incident that had taken place.
Caster was then hovering in mid air as she then looked at the 3 as Shirou said "Oh it was you huh well why didn't you say so huh?" (Shirou)
"Yes its me now and I am here to take your Saber for this boy you have two choices one give her up voluntarily or the second choice die and I will take her myself!" (Medea)
"Huh I mean I never want to double cross a friend but like you gotta do what you have to do anyways besides its not like we could take you a servant on without Saber so if anything I am taking the most logical choice here.?" (Shirou)
Medea, was actually very surprised at this choice but then she took the command seals off Saber and then left with Saber as Shirou and Sakura were taken out of her reality Marble.
"Shirou why did you do that why couldn't you have taken her on and freed Saber why" (Sakura)
"Simple we lack the fire power needed to damage Caster and this it was the best choice we could make out of any bad choices we had in this instance?" (Shirou)
"I see Shirou it seems your right but what do we do now?" (Sakura)
Meanwhile...
Shinji was then getting in to his car as he then said "I am attempting to ally with Illyasviel in order to strike back at Shirou Phillips and Rin and all of the other's." (Shinji)
Shinji then drove the car he was in and then he drove all the way to Einzbern Forest entrance and then proceeded to the castle on foot as he then entered and then knocked on the door as a maid then answered the door.
"Come in Illya will allow you permission to enter the castle we sense no hostile intent from you" (Sella)
"Of course you don't amigo now let me in and show me the way to her !" (Shinji)
Shinji, then went inside and then wandered around till Illya then found him as she then politely said for him to be seated down.
"So you are here Matou what is the reason for that" (Illya)
"I am here for only one reason and one reason alone to seek a alliance with you against our common enemies of Shirou Phillips and Rin among others like Miss Edelfelt and others like them do you agree to these conditions" (Shinji)
Meanwhile...
Shirou and Sakura were discussing about picking up someone at the airport that Shirou stated to her earlier
Flashback Time few days ago
"Hey when are you gonna come here anyways so why don't you just leave that place and come here now huh my beloved why don't you join us here!" (Shirou)
"Funny how that works I am done my clock tower stuff and now I am free now I will come in the next few days but I am not telling you when" (Fujino Asagami)
Flashback Over
Shirou and Sakura were then driving to the airport as they then had to take a detour and grab there car and then go to the airport as Shirou explained it to Sakura
"We are picking up a old friend of mine so be nice to them and don't get jealous or panic alright besides they are expecting us to come too and I have made provisions to move our stuff to another property so calm down now Sakura" (Shirou)
"Ok ok Shirou I will but have you ever met this person in person before?" (Sakura)
"Yeah yeah yeah I have actually around like 10 times but most of those were from when I was little only once recently tbh." (Shirou)
Thus, They arrived and then they were waiting at the airport as they then waited for Fujino lo and behold she actually arrived as she then sat in the car with all of her belongings and then sat in the back as she said "wow I didn't know you lived such a fancy life I thought you lived in poverty" (Fujino)
"Well it's a long story but when I finish moving in to the new house we will talk about precisely that alright" (Shirou)
They then arrived at the new mansion and then his workers finished moving all of his stuff from his other house it was as big as Tohsakas mansion and also had multiple car garages too unlike his other death shack that Kiritsugu built.
Meanwhile...
Shinji and Illya finally came to a understanding they will form a temporary alliance to destroy all of there enemies and then disband it once the alliance is actually over or has no use.
