Disclaimer: see chapter one
Author's Note: here's some Crowler bashing coming at ya.
Chapter 4
Chazz was walking towards the school, muttering, 'lousy scrubs' as he opened the door and closed on his way in. He was still pissed with Yusuke and Jaden for stealing his trench coats and replacing them with Yusuke's Slifer blazers, which he was wearing one of them right now, 'Yusuke and Jaden think that they're so funny, they'll regret doing this to me.' He thought clenching his fists.
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While at the classroom,
"You guys did what!" Bastion, Jade, Keiko, Ryoko, Kari, Atticus and Jordan yelled in unison
"You heard us," Yusuke started, "We switched Chazz's trench coats with my old Slifer blazers."
"We did that last night," Jaden added, "Man, I'd wish that I got to see the look on Chazz's face when he found out that his trench coats are no where to be found!"
"Chazz is gonna kill you two," Ryoko sang, while waving her finger
"How right you are, slacker," the gang looked to see Chazz huffing, puffing and glaring at Yusuke and Jaden. Jaden turned on a camera hidden in his bag facing Chazz, "Hiya, my Slifer brother!" Jaden greeted, while waving Chazz, which was making the ex-Obelisk more furious. As a result, Chazz lunged for Jaden's throat, but was restrained by Alexis and Keiko, by the arms.
"Let me go!" Chazz snarled, as he struggled against the strength of the two girls, "He's begging for it! Give me back my trench coats, you lousy scrubs!"
Yusuke and Jaden looked at the enraged Chazz, who was restrained by Keiko and Alexis from ringing their necks, with lopsided grins, "I'm sorry Chazz, we would give them back." Yusuke said, "But…"
Chazz calmed down and narrowed his eyes at Yusuke, "What?"
"Class is about start and we don't have time to get your trench coats," Jaden replied
Chazz growled, "How about during lunch?"
Jaden shook his head, "Sorry no can do, Chazz-aro," he said
Chazz raised an eyebrow, "Why's that?"
"Because Jaden and I have a lunch date," Alexis replied, as she lets go of Chazz's arm
"And that's more important!" Jaden added, with a wink
Chazz growled and glared at Jaden, with more anger than before, "I'll kill you!" Chazz lunged at Jaden once more, but Alexis got just in time to grab hold of Chazz's arm once more, to restrain him from mauling her boyfriend.
"And I would help you, Chazz, but," Yusuke started, "I have a tutorial class to teach during lunch today and we said on the letter that we'll give you back your trench coats at the end of the day, don't we?"
Chazz calmed down a bit, "So, you two jokers expect me to wear this damn thing all day!"
"Oh come on, Chazz," Jaden told him, "It won't kill you to wear a Slifer blazer for one day." With that comment, Chazz was now more determined than ever to kill Jaden, "Let me go, right now!" he yelled, while trying to free himself from the girls' grip on him, "He's asking for trouble!"
Outside the school, Dr. Crowler was walking to his office, while muttering, with a blue cap on his head. When he got inside, he noticed that there was freaked out, "WHAT! HOW COULD THIS HAPPENED!" he looked at the pictures of Jaden and Alexis kissing each other, "My…my one…of my Obelisks are dating a SLIFER SLACKER!" he yelled, "What's even worse is that it's JADEN YUKI!" he growled at the thought of this, "There is NO WAY am I going to let that HAPPEN!"
Just then a blade came to Crowler's neck, which freaked him out, 'Wait I know this blade,' he thought as he eyed a small man in black, with black hair spiked up, with a white bandana tied to his forehead. Despite of being short, he had a very lean and muscular body, "If you even think about interfering with the relationship between the detective's friend and the blonde onna, I'll see to it that your death is insured." The man said, holding his katana up firmly onto Crowler's neck and glaring at him
"H-Hiei!" he screeched
The man known as Hiei smirked, "You've catched on, clown man." He said, pressed the blade onto Crowler's neck, "Like I said if you or any of your Obelisks students do anything that would endangering the current relationship between the detective's friend and the blonde onna, I'll see to it that your neck meets the other end of this sword."
Crowler gulped, 'I have to do something about that vile relationship between Jaden and Alexis, but if I do then Hiei will have my head and if I don't then I'd be letting Jaden win and I can't have that. I won't let that Slifer Slacker get the best of me. But I doubt that Hiei would even let me interfere,' he thought as he eyed Hiei, who was glaring at him with more hatred, 'Yusuke really has some weird friends, why would he associates with this one?'
"Well?" Hiei asked with an impatient tone
Crowler gulp, "Okay I promise that I wouldn't interfere," he muttered
"What was that!" Hiei said slightly pushing his sword onto Crowler's neck, "I promise that I wouldn't interfere!"
Hiei smirked, "That a good clown, but know this I'll be watching!" with that he disappeared without a trance.
Dr. Crowler feels on his knees, 'That was a close one,' he thought putting his hand onto his neck, where Hiei placed his sword, 'Damn that Hiei, always siding with that Slifer Slacker, Jaden!"
After taking down the pictures of his walls and burning them, Crowler went to the classroom to find everyone in their seats, "Good morning, class," he started, "Before we start I'd like to say……" he took off his cap, which revealed his yellow hair was red hair
Everyone started laughing at the sight of Crowler having red hair. Crowler, however, was clueless on why everyone was laughing, "What's everyone laughing at!" he yelled, "I don't see anything funny!"
"Did Crowler take one look in the mirror?" Yusuke said, while laughing
"I highly doubt it!" Kagome laughed
"And here I thought that Crowler hated the color red!" Keiko laughed
Even Chazz, who was angry at Yusuke and Jaden, was laughing, "Oh! Oh! My spine!" he laughed
"See I told ya," Naruto laughed, "You'll like April Fools War, Chazz, BELIEVE IT!"
"I can't (laugh) stop (laugh) laughing!" Chazz complained, 'That was a very good prank that we pulled on Crowler.' He thought
Jaden and Syrus were banging on the table, while laughing, "I think my gut is gonna explode!" Jaden exclaimed, while holding his stomach with his arms and kicking his legs in the air
"What makes (laugh) it funny is that, Crowler (laugh) doesn't even know that he has red hair!" Syrus added, with a little tear
Sasuke and Zane cracked a smirk, and then started laughing at Crowler, "I'm guessing that Naruto had something to do with this," Sasuke laughed, "For once, one of his pranks is approval in my book!"
"It's piece of work!" Zane added, while holding his stomach and laughing
"Or a Gut buster!" Atticus laughed, while kicking his legs in the air and clutching his stomach
"Gut buster is a good one, Atticus!" Kari laughed, while holding her stomach
"I think my stomach is sore," Alexis laughed, while banging the table and clutching her stomach, "I never approved of Naruto's pranks in the past but now this is a very good work!" Jasmine added, while clutching her stomach and laughing
"It's the best for a Slifer Slacker!" Mindy said, which ended with two fists crashed her head from Kari and Alexis, "Never ever say that insult EVER again!" they said
Dr. Crowler was still clueless a why everyone was laughing. Just then Professor Banner came in and noticed everyone was laughing, "I wonder why everyone is……" he looked at Crowler's hair and laughed his way to the front and towards the clueless Crowler, "Excuse me, Dr. Crowler, care to explain why your hair is red?" he asked
Dr. Crowler looked at the Slifer dorm monitor, as if he was crazy, "What are you talking about?" he asked
Banner got out a mirror and gave it to Crowler. Crowler took one look at it and was horrified, but the word 'horrified' was considered in this case an understatement, "WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!" he yelled, which caused the class to laugh even harder, knowing that Crowler extremely detested the color red, considering that it was the main color of Slifer and we all know how much Mr. I mean Ms. I mean Dr. Crowler hated Slifer.
Banner tried very hard not to laugh, "I (snicker) haven't got a (snicker) slightest clue!" he said in between snickers
Crowler's face had turned red as his hair, except even brighter, in anger and glared at the students and placed his cap back to his head.
Naruto smirked, 'He's not getting away that easily,' he thought, "Fake Jutsu!"
Crowler's cap had disappeared, showing his red hair, which made the class laugh even harder, "WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!" he yelled, which made the class stop laughing
"Oh forgot my briefcase here and I want to get it," Banner said as he grabbed his briefcase and left the room
"I'll ask you again, who's responsible for this!" Crowler yelled
"I did!" Naruto declared, "I was the one, who pulled that prank BELIEVE IT!"
Crowler glared at Naruto, 'Of course, if there's anyone who I completely detested other than Jaden Yuki, is Naruto Uzumaki!' he growled, "Naruto Uzumaki, how dare you pull this trick on me!"
Naruto smirked, "I'm sorry, can't you please not scream like a woman, so I can understand what you're saying?" he said, "Oh! I'm sorry, you can't help it BELIEVE IT!"
Yusuke and Jaden were taking to keep a straight face, after Naruto's insult to Crowler
Crowler growled in anger, "I DO NOT SCREAM LIKE A WOMAN!" he yelled, in a girly screech
"I've got a question to ask you, Ms. Crowler," Naruto started
"IT'S DR. CROWLER!" Crowler yelled
"I was wonder where did you get that mask, so I can use it for the Scariest Mask Contest over the summer?" Naruto joked, which was angering Crowler and made everyone laugh loudly
Crowler growled, "STOP LAUGHING!" which everyone stopped. Crowler glared at Naruto, "THAT'S IT NARUTO UZUMAKI, DETENTION!"
Naruto pouted, "Why do you always pick on Slifers way too much?"
Crowler gave Naruto a 'you-really-are-an-idiot' look, "Because its people like you, who I have to deal with everyday and I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH SLACKERS LIKE YOU ALL!"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you have you deck handed to you by a first-year Slifer named Jaden Yuki?" Naruto asked, totally oblivious that he's pushing his luck
Yusuke eyed Jaden, who was taping the whole thing with a camera, without Crowler noticing, and snickered.
Crowler growled at that thought, "Mr. Uzumaki, you are pushing your luck with me," he said
"You're afraid to admit the truth, BELIEVE IT!"
Crowler's ears produced smoke, "Mr. Uzumaki, you going too deep!" he warned, "BELIEVE IT!" he said mockingly
Naruto winced, "Please don't say that, Ms. Crowler," he started, "Sound like a girl, oh wait my bad, you are a woman!" Everyone was laughing at that comment
A thirteen year old girl with pink hair and green eyes, wearing a Ra Yellow uniform shook her head in disapproval, "Naruto is asking for it," she said to herself
"He really is a loser," Sasuke said to himself
Crowler growled, "THAT'S MR. I mean, MS. Not that's not what I meant, DOCTOR CROWLER TO YOU! I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A PH.D IN DUELING!"
Naruto shrugged, "I'm sorry, but I don't know the difference you look like either a man or woman. Tell me something Ms. Crowler, do consider yourself a shim."
"Mr. Uzumaki, you're going too deep," Crowler snarled, "Besides, what's a shim?"
"A mixture of him and her," Naruto replied, with a lopsided grin and everyone started laughing
Crowler growled and kept glaring at Naruto, "Mr. Uzumaki, I warned you but you gave me no choice, DETENTION FOR THE NEXT TEN WEEKS!"
"What a loser," Sasuke said, to himself
Naruto was fuming as Crowler walked to the front of the class, 'He's not going to get the better of me, believe it!' he thought, "Fake Jutsu!" Suddenly, Crowler's uniform was gone in smoke, only to reveal his blue striped boxers, "WHAT IN THE……." He said was cutting off when the whole class started an UPROAR of laughter. Crowler's man/woman-like face turned red with embarrassment as he covered his boxers with his hands and ran out of the classroom.
Jaden had a wide grin on his face as he turned off the camera and puts it away, 'This going into Yusuke, Hikari, Jaden and Syrus's Duel Academy's Funniest Moments,' he thought
Yusuke looked at Jaden, "Hey Jay, did you catch all that in tape?" he asked
Jaden snickered and nodded, "Every last detail!" he replied, "Including Chazz's expression when he tried to kill us."
"Now that's priceless!" Yusuke exclaimed, "It's about time that Crowler got what was coming to him."
Jaden eyed at Chazz, "Hey Chazz, I couldn't help but noticing that you were laughing harder than usual!"
Chazz cracked a smirk, "That's because the ones, who pulled that prank was both Naruto and I."
"SAY WHAT!" both Yusuke and Jaden yelled in unison
"But I thought that only Naruto played that trick and you hated the April Fools War," Yusuke said
"It's true," Naruto said, "Me and Chazz did pull that prank on Crowler, believe it!"
"No way!" Jaden exclaimed, "Well congratulations Chazz, that prank was put in Yusuke, Hikari, Jaden and Syrus's Duel Academy's Funniest Moments!"
Chazz raised an eyebrow and looked at the brunette Slifer, "What are you talking about?"
"You see, before we arrived in Duel Academy, Yusuke, Kari, Jaden and I decided to tape everything that we see that is funny and we catch it on tape!" Syrus explained
"Sounds stupid," Chazz said
"True but it's funny!" Jaden replied, "I've got everything that it's funny, including your attempt to kill me and Yusuke."
Chazz glared at Jaden, "Thanks a lot, slacker!" he spat, remembering that he's still wearing a Slifer blazer, "You ruined my good mood!"
"Oh come on," Jaden said, "You don't think that's funny!"
"No I don't!" Chazz said, while gritting, "But this is!" Chazz brought Jaden to a head-lock, "You think that this is funny! Huh slacker!"
Jaden tried to get free from Chazz's grip, "Let go Chazz!" he demanded, "I can't breathe!"
"That's the idea!" Chazz spat, gripping tighter around Jaden's neck, "You and Yusuke have ruined my life at this academy ever since you stepped one foot onto this island!" Chazz drilled his fist onto Jaden's head.
Yusuke and Syrus went to Jaden's aid and tried to loosen Chazz's grip on Jaden's neck.
Alexis, Kari and Zane sweat dropped at the sight of Chazz physically torturing Jaden and both Yusuke and Syrus helping Jaden to get him out of Chazz's torture.
"Something tells me that Chazz is still sore at the thought of Yusuke and Jaden switching his trench coats with Slifer blazers." Zane said
"What gave that idea away, Zane?" Kari asked, "The fact that Princeton is torturing Jaden."
Just then a weak 'puu' sound came from Kari's bag, "What's that noise?" Atticus asked
Kari went for her bag and opened it to reveal a blue weird looking penguin, which was sweating up a storm, "Puu!" Kari called out
"Puu?" Alexis said, as she looked in Kari's bag, along with Zane, Atticus, Jasmine and Mindy, "What's he doing here?"
"I have no idea, how he got in here," Kari said
"Hey look at Puu!" Mindy said, "He's sweating up a storm!" which was true, Puu was getting hot and was panting
"He must have been in that bag for a while," Atticus said.
"The question is, how are you going to get Puu over to Yusuke, Kari?" Zane asked, "Without him making a sound."
"That's right," Jasmine said, "We can't just put him inside that bag, otherwise he'll get heatstroke."
"Okay I'll give him to Yusuke and he'll take care of it," Kari said as she went to get Puu from her bag, but Alexis bet her to it, "That's okay, Kari," she said, "I'll give Puu over to Yusuke."
"Gee thanks, Lex," Kari said as her blonde friend walked out of her seat with Puu in her hands.
Chazz still had his grip on Jaden, while Yusuke and Syrus was trying to loosen it, "You ruined my life!" Chazz yelled
Jaden was shrugging to get free, "Let me go!" he demanded
"Chazz, let Jaden go, now!" Alexis demanded standing behind Chazz
Chazz eyed the blonde, who was glaring at him and let's go of Jaden's neck, then went back to his seat.
"Yusuke," Alexis said, held out Puu in her arms, "I think this belongs to you!"
"Puu!" he exclaimed, as Jaden, Syrus, Chumley, Ryoko, Keiko, Jordan and Kagome came to see
"How did Puu got here?" Jaden asked
"He somehow got into Kari's bag," Alexis replied as Yusuke grabs Puu and holds him
"Gee thanks, Alexis," Yusuke said, "Question is how are we going to hide him?"
"Well, you could hide him in a bag," Chumley suggested
"What are you saying, Chumley!" Syrus yelled, "We can't put Puu in a bag! He's sweating!" which was true Puu was panting and sweating, "Puu!" he cried, weakly
"Then, what are we going to do with him?" Ryoko asked
"Well we could try to keep him quiet, until lunch!" Kagome said
"That's a good idea," Keiko responded
Yusuke held his spirit beast to his face, "Puu, can you keep quiet till lunch time?" he asked
Puu looked at Yusuke and nodded, "Puu!"
Later at lunchtime……
"That was the best food ever!" Jaden exclaimed to Alexis, as he tossed down his plate
Alexis smiled, "I'm glad you liked it, Jaden!"
"Yeah!" Jaden yawned, "You know that food made me kind of sleepy!" he said as he went to the nearest tree and sat by it.
"Don't tell you're going to sleep," Alexis complained
"Well, Yusuke did wake me up too early to get away from Chazz's wrath," Jaden said, "Listen Alexis, you're risking a lot if you're with me, I mean don't get me wrong or anything, I love our newly relationship, but weren't your friends going to wail at you for this?"
Alexis smiled, "Jaden, I appreciate your thoughtfulness, but I this is my choice, besides I always wanted to express how I felt about you, you know. And the first guy, either than Yusuke and Zane, that noticed who I really am, inside, instead of my rank." Just then, Alexis heard soft snoring coming from her sleepy boyfriend. Alexis rolled her eyes, "I'm going to get Yusuke for this," she said in an annoyed tone and yawned, "Gees, Jaden was right, the food and the sunlight is making me tired." She crawled near Jaden and laid her head onto the brunette's shoulder and fell fast asleep.
Later the bell that signals lunch was had rung, which was loud enough to wake Jaden and Alexis wake from the slumber, just then they noticed shadows above them and looked up to see the faces of very pissed off Obelisk boys, "May I help you guys?" Jaden asked
Alexis realized that this would mean trouble, 'Oh no!' she thought as she got off of Jaden's shoulder
"Why you Slifer Slacker!" one of the Obelisk spat
"I can't believe that the Queen of Obelisk Blue would date you!" the another one added
"YOU STUPID FOOLS, IF ONE HAIR IS HARMED ON THAT SLIFER'S HEAD YOU ALL WILL BE ANSWERING TO ME!" came a very loud voice that was too familiar to the Obelisks, which was a relief for Jaden and Alexis.
"I know that voice," one said as all of them turned to see a very pissed off Kari, along with Zane, Jordan, Yusuke and Keiko behind them
"H-Hikari Urameshi!" all of them said in fear
"That's right," Kari said, ready to beat the living hell out of the Obelisks
"And if you guys value your lives, I'd suggest that you leave those two alone and don't speak of this to anyone," Zane added, "Before my girlfriend, here, puts all of you to your graves!"
"Well put, Zane!" Kari said, "I'm giving you guys till the count of three and if you're still……" she was cut off when the Obelisks ran for their lives
"I guess they got the message," Jordan said
Yusuke walked up to his friends, "You guys are all right!" he asked as the two got on their feet
"Yeah, thanks!" Jaden said
"No problem," Yusuke replied
"You know I was going to tell them to leave us alone, you know," Alexis said, "But I guess Kari's threat is what scared them the most."
Hey Jay, if you're need a bodyguard for any Obelisk attacks then you can come to me!" Yusuke suggested
Jaden grinned sheepishly, "Thanks, but no thanks, Yusuke," he said
Later at the night,
"I can't believe that you're dating that Slifer Slacker!" Mindy spat at Alexis, while at the Obelisk dorm
"You've turned down many boys that are rich and famous, but you want to settle for a no talent Slifer!" Jasmine added
Alexis, who has had enough of your roommates complaining, barked, "Hey you two, do not talk to Jaden that way, he's not a Slifer Slacker, in case you two have forgotten he had saved us from the Shadow Riders and beaten all duelist, expect Zane, in this school. I can't believe what shallow friends you two are!"
"Shallow friends!" the two yelled in unison, "We're trying to help you!" Mindy said
"I'm going to stay with Kari, until you two grow up!" Alexis said as she started to pack her some of her things, "At least she's the one of the people, who actually realizes Jaden's dueling skills and personality!" she said as she walked out the door and slammed the door behind her, leaving her roommates dumbstruck
Alexis was storming in the hallways, 'I can't believe them, so friends they are. I thought friends are supposed to support you no matter what.' She then stopped as she Kari walking her way, "Hey Kari, over here!" she greeted
Kari noticed Alexis was in front of her, "Hey!" she then noticed the blonde was carrying bags. She automatically realized it could be that Jasmine and Mindy knows already that she and Jaden are dating and they don't approve it or she's staying with Jordan for the night, "So, you're staying with Jordan for the night?"
"No, I just got into an argument with Jasmine and Mindy, about me seeing Jaden," Alexis replied
Kari rolled her eyes, 'I knew it,' she thought, "You want to stay with me for the night?" Kari asked
"You know that's the same question I was going to ask you, sure!"
"Okay, just put your bags on my bed and we'll go over to my brother's dorm, okay."
While at the Yusuke's room……
"Hey Yusuke, let's put the tape in!" Jaden said who was sitting on a chair. Syrus, Ryoko, Keiko, Kagome, Bastion, Jade and Jordan, who were sitting on the floor and Zane, Sasuke and Chazz, who was back to his trench coat and was practically dragged by Yusuke and Jaden, were leaning against the wall with their arms crossed. Naruto and Atticus were sitting on the bed.
"Sure!" Yusuke got the tape out of the camera and put it into the VCR
"So, basically you guys tape whatever what's on this island that is funny?" Atticus asked
"Yeah," Syrus replied
"It's something to keeps us occupied, while at school," Jaden added
"Plus, it's very stupid," Chazz insulted
"Uh come on, Chazz," Kagome said, "Where's your April Fools spirit? That prank that you and Naruto had played on Crowler was one of the best."
"Yeah, dying his hair red really got him ticked." Atticus said
Chazz snorted, "Well, I only helped with the prank the idea was actually Naruto's."
"That's right!" Naruto declared, "That prank was my idea, BELIEVE IT!"
"You got anymore?" Yusuke asked
"Yeah, I'd love to see another reaction on Crowler's face again." Jaden added
"Yeah, I do!" Naruto said and told them the idea
"Now that would be funny," Zane said
"Yeah no kidding," Atticus said
Just then, there was a knock on the door and Keiko went to get it. She opened it to reveal Kari and Alexis, along with two more Ra Yellow girls, "Hey girls, we were just waiting for you."
Later the tape was opening up and revealed a very pissed off Chazz
"Hiya, my Slifer brother!" Jaden greeted, while waving Chazz, which was making the ex-Obelisk more furious. As a result, Chazz lunged for Jaden's throat, but was restrained by Alexis and Keiko, by the arms.
Everyone was stiffing their laughing and later was laughing, including Chazz, who was on his back on the ground laughing, by the time where the footage was ending with Crowler's uniform poofing in smoke.
"Oh man," Atticus laughed, while holding his ribcage, "I don't know if my stomach can take this much laughing!"
"Mine neither!" Yusuke said, while laughing
Author's Notes: That's it and I need more suggestions for more April Fools Jokes! So far, I've gotten some good idea, but haven't used them yet, DON'T REVIEW UNLESS YOU TELL ME IF YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA OR NOT, IF YOU DO THEN SHARE WITH US! Don't worry there will be more Crowler bashing. Remember the ideas have to be HARMLESS AND NOT PERVERTED!
