Disclaimer: see chapter one
Author's Note: I promised more Crowler bashing and here it is
Chapter 5
In the Ra Yellow Dorm in the morning, Bastion was sound a sleep until his alarm rang 7:30 a.m. The spiky haired Ra slams it with his fist and sat up, sleepy eyed. He then noticed pictures of a muscular Amazon woman, all over his room and he got freaked, "T-Tanya!" he exclaimed as he scanned every picture in the room.
"Hey big boy!" came a voice, which freaked Bastion out as he turned to see a huge muscular woman, with blue eyes and a scar on her face, wearing a tube top and brown pants. This woman gave Bastion a wink as she sees Bastion jumped out of his bed, blushing.
"T-Tanya!" Bastion said as he slowly walked towards Tanya, "Is it really you?"
"Who else would it be?" Tanya said
"I…….I……thought that y-you turned into a tiger!" Bastion said
"Well," Tanya started and started snickering, "I escaped (snicker) I escaped!" she then started laughing. Bastion wondered what could be funny.
Just then Tanya poofed in smoke and what replacing her was Naruto, who was on the floor laughing his head off, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You fell for it, Bastion, BELIEVE IT!"
Bastion's face was now red in anger and glared at the laughing Naruto, "NARUTO!" he yelled as he heard more laughter coming from his closet and out came Yusuke, who was carrying a camera, and Syrus laughing up a storm.
"Oh man!" Yusuke laughed, "I can't believe that you fell for it, Bastion!"
"Yeah, who would have believed that you of all people would fall for that?" Syrus added
Bastion's eyebrow twitched, "Oh ha! Ha! Very funny!" he said, "Just remember that you'll get yours!"
"Sorry, Bastion!" Syrus laughed, wiping the tear off his eyes, "You have to admit that was very hilarious!"
Bastion closed his eyes, in annoyance, "Okay, you three out!" he commanded as he pointed at the door
Later, Bastion, who had already forgiven Yusuke,Syrus and Naruto for the joke, got out his room, finding Kagome and Keiko there, along with the boys. As they were walking out, "Keiko Ukimura!" came a voice
The others looked to see Jasmine and Mindy by the tree, with stern looks on their faces.
"What do you two want?" Keiko asked, really annoyed to see them
"We came here to tell you that we know that Alexis is dating your Slifer Slacker friend, Jaden." Mindy replied
"And your going with this, where!" Kagome said
"Well, how dare you set Alexis up with Jaden, you Ra Rat!" Jasmine spat, getting to Keiko's face
"Oh shut up!" Keiko spat, "I really don't think it's any of your business, Snobelisk! Now step off my face, before you hurt!"
Jasmine nudged hard onto Keiko's right shoulder, "What are you going to do if I don't?"
"This!" Keiko slammed her right fist onto Jasmine's stomach, which knock the air out of the red head, "I warned you, what would happened to you if you push me too far!"
Mindy charged at Keiko, "You're gonna pay for that!" he roared but wasn't expecting an elbow, jammed to her right ribcage, which caused her to fall to the ground by Kagome, "Back off, okay!" she told them as she and the others left the two Obelisk girls on the floor groaning in pain and glaring at the gang.
Later at Duel Academy, Crowler was lecturing the class with dueling strategies.
"Hey Yusuke, do you havethe tape ready?" Jaden whispered, so Crowler wouldn't hear him
Yusuke got out a remote and pushed the play button as a huge T.V. screen was pulled down in front of the class, to Crowler's surprise, "What in the world……" he started as the screen was turned on, "Good morning Duel Academy," said a discord voice, "Now, for your entertainment this a song dedicated to Dr. Crower himself."
"A song for me," Dr. Crowler said, with disbelief
"This is 'Crowler's a bitch'!"
That pissed Crowler off, "WHAT IN THE…"
The screen showed 'CROWLER'S A BITCH!' in big bold red letters
Weeeeell,
Crowler's a bitch, he's a big fat bitch,
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
He's a bitch to all the Slifer boys and girls
"WHAT!" Crowler screamed in rage and the students started laughing, with the Slifers laughing the hardest, "WHO'S RESPONSIBLE!"
On Monday he's a bitch
On Tuesday he's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday he's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
He's a super King Kong Mega Mega, bi-atch!
Crowler growled and glared at the class, "WHO'S RESPONISBLE FOR THIS!"
Have you ever met my teacher Crowler?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old bitch, he has such a stupid hair,
He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
He's a stupid bitch (Wooooow!); Crowler's a bitch,
And he sucks a dirty dick (bitch!).
"I DO NOT SUCK A…WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!" Crowler yelled
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little into something like this:
Crowler's a bitch in Chinese
Crowler's a bitch in French
Crowler's a bitch in Dutch
Crowler's a bitch in (some) African (Swahili?)
Have you ever met my teacher, Crowler?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old bitch, he has such a stupid hair,
He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Wooooow!...)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
He's a stupid bitch! Crowler's a bitch,
And he sucks a dirty dick!
I really mean it,
Crowler! He's a big fat, fucking bitch!
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Crrroooowwwlllerrr...
Yeahhhhh... Chaaaaa...
The screen turned off and was pulled up to the ceiling. Crowler growled, "Okay, that's it!" Crowler yelled, "I've never been so humiliated in……" he was cutting of when his uniform was going in smoke, revealing a clown suit, which everyone in the classroom was laughing up a storm.
Crowler was now so mad, that he ran out the room like the bitch he is.
Later after gym class, Alexis was waited by the boy's locker room for Jaden. While in the locker room, Yusuke and Jaden changed into their school uniforms, when Jaden opened his locker he noticed a pink envelope in there, "Hey what's this?" Jaden asked as he picked it up and Yusuke looked over Jaden's shoulder, "What's up, Jay?" he asked
"Its letter from Alexis," he said as he opened it and read letter the letter. As he was reading, he was getting some very disturbing vibes with every word. Yusuke glanced it and was horrified, "No…no way!" He said as he read, "This can't be from Alexis!"
Jaden didn't hear Yusuke's words because he was all shaken up at this and started to run out the bathroom, with Yusuke following the brunette.
Alexis was still waiting for Jaden, outside the locker room, "What's taking him?" she asked
"Hey Alexis!" came a voice that REALLY annoyed the blonde more than anything
"Harrington I don't have time to deal with the likes you," Alexis said as she turned to the red headed Obelisk, "I'm waiting for my boyfriend!"
Harrington was in shock, "You're still dating that Slifer Slacker, Jaden!"
Alexis growled, "He's not a DAMN Slifer Slacker!" she spat; "In case, you've forgotten he's defeated…" she was cut off when Harrington grab Alexis by the arms and forced his lips onto hers. Alexis tried to push him away but she couldn't, but she kept trying and hoping that Jaden isn't seeing this. However, her hopes were crushed as she eyed Yusuke and Jaden, who watched this. This was enough to push Harrington away, 'Oh shit!' Alexis thought as she saw the brunette looking at her with disgust, along with Yusuke. Alexis couldn't move because she never felt this awful before.
"So…so it was true!" Jaden said, with a heart wrenching tone
"No…Jaden," Alexis said as she took one step and Jaden took a step back, "…it's not what…" she was cut off when the brunette ran full speed away, "No! Wait Jaden!" she cried as eyed Yusuke, who was glaring at her, "Y-Yusuke, how long…." She was cut off again, "SHUT UP! YOU JUST HAD TO DO THAT TO HIM, DID YOU!" he roared as he ran after Jaden, "Jaden, hold up!"
Alexis was breathe harder than ever, "No…I was so close…" she whispered as she wiped off the kiss that Harrington gave her, 'Harrington' she thought in anger as she glared at him, with more hatred, "So, I take it that the Slifer Slacker can take the competition, huh?" Harrington gloated, with a triumphed smirk
Alexis growled, "You bastard!" she roared, which freaked out the red head, "Hey, what's wrong, babe!" he asked as he touch Alexis's right shoulder, which was a VERY x10 HUGE mistake, when a guy forces a kiss onto a girl, while the boyfriend is there watching. Alexis was NOW angry beyond reason and the enraged blonde MEGA TON punched Harrington's face, which was enough to throw him into the wall.
Harrington touched the place, where Alexis had hit him and looked at the pissed off blonde, "Why did you…." Alexis started, fighting off the tears, "Why the HELL did you have to ruin EVERYTHING, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" she yelled as she went to ran away from Harrington and the direction where Yusuke and Jaden ran to, 'Damn it, Rhodes, you screwed up again!' she thought as she ran, 'Now, I hope that Jaden would listen to my story.'
Jaden was running out of the school, thinking about what just occurred to him, fighting off the tears from his eyes 'I can't believe it,' he thought in anger, 'She said that she loved me, yet she kisses that jerk!'
"Hey Jaden, wait!" Yusuke yelled at the brunette as he ran out the school, but Jaden didn't responded, "Jaden!"
Jaden was running so fast that he was oblivious to, who he bumped into, along with Yusuke, who was gaining on Jaden, "Yusuke, Jaden, what's going on?" Zane asked as he sees the first-year students getting up, "Yeah, guys, why are you running?" Kari asked
"I'll tell you what's wrong!" Yusuke roared, at Zane's surprise, "ASK YOUR FUCKING QUEEN!" the boys yelled in unison and ran off, leaving Zane and Kari puzzled, "What's that all about?" Kari asked. Zane notices a note lying on the ground, 'What's this?' Zane picks up the note
"Zane, Kari!" Alexis called out as she ran to the two Obelisks, "Have you two seen Yusuke and Jaden anywhere!"
"Okay, Lex," Kari started, "What's going on?"
"Hey Alexis, is there something you need to tell us?" Zane asked, while glaring at the blonde
Alexis looked at Zane, confusion, "What do you mean?" she asked
Zane gave Alexis the note for her to read:
Jaden
April Fools! Just to let you know that I was only kidding that I loved you. I can't believe how much of a fool you are to believe that I, the Queen of Obelisk Blue, would love a stupid Slifer Red Slacker, like you. As that being nice to you thing, was all an act to get you and your fellow Slifer Slackers and Ra Rats to trust me and you idiots fell for it! Hope you get your heart broken, Slifer Slacker or Slifer Slime, which ever you prefer!
Alexis
Alexis was now angrier than before, 'Jaden believed that I wrote that letter!' she thought, 'And that kiss that Harrington gave me fits an equation that meant that Jaden would never talk or see me again.' She thought as she crippled the letter
"Alexis, what's wrong?" Kari asked, noticed the blonde was shaken up, with a tear coming down her face
"I can't believe that you would even toy with a guy's emotions like that!" Zane spat at the blonde
Kari looked at her boyfriend, with confusion, "What are you getting at, Zane?"
"The letter that Alexis wrote to Jaden!" Zane replied
"That wasn't me, who wrote that letter!" Alexis told them, "It wasn't me…" she whispered, "Why would I do that to Jaden? He hasn't done anything that would get me to write a break up letter, especially a break up letter like that!" Alexis was now shaking and crying and Kari wrapped her arms around the crying blonde, "It's okay, Lex," she whispered, "I know you wouldn't write a letter like that."
"Okay, if Alexis didn't write that letter then who did?" Zane asked
"I can answer that question." Came a voice and a short figure, in black appeared in front of the Obelisks, "Hey Hiei!" Kari greeted
"You can tell us, who wrote that letter in Alexis's name?" Zane asked
"Hn!" Hiei replied as he unwraps his bandana to reveal a purple eye, "I saw the ones, who did it. If everyone would touch my head, my Jagan Eye could unveil the pranksters in your minds!" Everyone did what they were told and Hiei's Jagan Eye glowed blue begun to show scenes of two Obelisks girls writing a note and placing it in a locker. The Jagan Eye stopped glowing and left three Obelisks very pissed off, but not as close of being pissed off as Alexis, "Jasmine and Mindy, I can't believe that those two stoop that low to do that!" Alexis spat in anger
Kari growled, "You want me to rip their heads open!"
"We'll worry about that later, but now we need to tell Jaden the news," Zane said
Hiei snorted, "You humans can deal with that," he said, "I'm done doing charity work for now!"
"What!" Alexis spat, "But Hiei, we need you!"
Hiei eyed Alexis, "Hn! This technique can only work once a month, with my power."
Alexis blinked in disbelief, "You mean that you can't show the images to Jaden, now!" she said
"I'm afraid so," Hiei said, "Good luck!" with that he disappeared
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