Title: Morning Annoyances

Word Count: 100

Rating: PG

Characters: Severus, a couple others, with Hermione mentioned

Authors Notes: I'm not a morning person either.

Dragging himself out of bed every morning was always a chore. And unlike some things, practice doesn't make perfect, it makes cranky. But then, who would honestly expect Severus Snape to be a morning person anyway?

Rubbing his eyes and looking around for the first time, he thought he heard voices coming from his bathroom. He got up to investigate and heard a whigny female voice say, "No, seriously Baron, I heard him muttering 'Hermione' in his sleep again last night."

Throwing open the door, he yelled, "Bloody fucking hell Myrtle, must you use my bathroom to gossip about me?"