Title: Morning Annoyances
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Characters: Severus, a couple others, with Hermione mentioned
Authors Notes: I'm not a morning person either.
Dragging himself out of bed every morning was always a chore. And unlike some things, practice doesn't make perfect, it makes cranky. But then, who would honestly expect Severus Snape to be a morning person anyway?
Rubbing his eyes and looking around for the first time, he thought he heard voices coming from his bathroom. He got up to investigate and heard a whigny female voice say, "No, seriously Baron, I heard him muttering 'Hermione' in his sleep again last night."
Throwing open the door, he yelled, "Bloody fucking hell Myrtle, must you use my bathroom to gossip about me?"
