Disclaimer: see previous chapter
Author's Note: I'm so sorry for the absence of updating this story and I'll trying to update more often.
Chapter 10
The next morning, Alexis's eyes were open to the sun's glare as she felt incredibility happy and she looked to see that her beloved Jaden was sleeping beside her with his right arm wrapped around her waist. She remembered the night were they made out. They were covered in Jaden's blankets as well as Alexis's robe. Now that she and Jaden were in good terms with one another, Alexis needed to think of a way to get even with Jasmine and Mindy for the pain that they've inflicted. Just then, she felt a soft caress on her cheek, which surprised her a bit. She turned her eyes to Jaden, who was smiling at her, "Had a good sleep?" he asked
"Yeah, I did," Alexis replied and kissed Jaden, "Thanks for asking."
"You know, I know it's not in my nature to kick a man when he's down, but for Harrington's case, it's an exception!" Jaden said in a venomous tone, which surprised Alexis a bit, "Since, you've got your brutal share of revenge on him I think it's my turn to see what happens when he tries to seduce my girlfriend like that."
Alexis smiled at those words, "What do you have planned?" she asked, "Because I don't think that poor bastard as had enough pain yet."
This surprised Jaden, "You do remember that you were the one, who crushed his jewels, yesterday." He said, while eying her, "But the poor bastard asked for it, making me say the things that I would never say to you."
Alexis laid her head onto Jaden's shoulder, "I know that you didn't mean to, you were just fooled and Harrington isn't the only one, who messed things up, those so-called friends of mine, Jasmine and Mindy were the ones responsible for the whole thing."
Jaden sighed softy, "If it would help, I've got an idea for those two."
"What is it?"
Just then there was a loud bang occurred on the door, "Oh brother!" Jaden said, while rolling his eyes knowing who's knock was that, "Jaden Yuki, open this door NOW!" came a girly screech
Jaden sighed, "Yep! That's Keiko's screech!" he said as he let's go of Alexis and jumps out of bed, "What did you to her now!" Alexis asked
"Nothing, this is probably her idea of a wake up call!" Jaden said as he walked towards the door, "Manic…." He muttered as opened the door, but wasn't expecting a hard and so familiar bang on the head and he fell onto the ground, with dizzy mark in his eyes and a huge lump on the head. Alexis ran to Jaden's aid and pulled him up to her lap, "Gees Keiko, what did Jaden do……" she looked to see Keiko's hair dye blue and wasn't looking pleased by this as she patted her left hand with her duel disk.
"Keiko, what happened to your hair!" Alexis exclaimed
Keiko, angrily, pointed at Jaden, who was unconscious at moment, "Jaden happened to snuck in my room and messed with my shampoo and dye my hair blue, last night!" she screeched which got Jaden back to consciousness, "What!" he exclaimed as he got up and glared at Keiko, "I didn't do that!" he exclaimed
Keiko glared back at Jaden, "Oh yes, you did!" she screeched
"You're mad!" Jaden yelled back, "Why would I do something like that, which would get me a hit with that duel disk of yours, which hurts like hell!"
"Really Keiko," Alexis started, "Do you have any prove that Jaden messed up your shampoo."
Keiko got from her pocket a note and gave it to Jaden, "This is the note!" she said
Jaden read the note, "Uh! Keiko, my name's spelled wrong!" he told her
"What!" Keiko snatched the note, "See, my first name doesn't have a 'y' in it and my last name doesn't have double o's in it as well." Jaden pointed out, "I didn't write this letter nor I messed up your shampoo."
"That's right," Alexis said, "Jaden was right here, when this happened."
"Then, if Jaden didn't do it then who……" Keiko was cut off when laughter was occurring downstairs, "Who's that!" the three ran downstairs and the back of the dorm and hid at the corner to see Chazz hold his ribcage and laughing, "Can't believe it, messing with Keiko's shampoo and framing Jaden for it, that would teach that Slifer Slacker not to take my trench coats, now to get Yusuke!" he laughed
Unknown to Chazz, Jaden, Keiko and Alexis were watching and heard everything that he said, "So, Chazz was the one, who messed up my shampoo!" Keiko said
"We'll get him later," Alexis said, "Right now Jaden has an idea to get even with a certain bastard."
"Oh!" Keiko said
Later...
"That's a good idea, Jaden!" Keiko said, as she and Jaden walked away from the Obelisk dorm, after walking Alexis back, "But how about spicing some things a bit?"
Jaden looked at the Ra Yellow duelist, "What are you sayin'?" he asked
Moments later at Duel Academy, Harrington, who had a little bit recovered from the major beat down, and I mean a major beat down from Alexis, was walking in the hallways, with bandages on his face. (A/N: the poor bastard asked for it!). Just then, he heard sound of punches hitting something, 'That's probably Hikari Urameshi, hitting an Obelisk again,' he though as he was going to have a look. At the corner, a body was thrown to the wall beside him. He ran over to the place where the body was thrown, which happened to be Alexis, who had bruises on her face and a black eye on the right. The blonde was moaning in pain, "What Alexis, what happened!" he exclaimed as he ran to the aid her up.
"She just got a beating of a lifetime for trying to talk to me after I told her never to face me again!" came a voice that was too shocking to Harrington. The red head turned to see Jaden, cracking his knuckles.
"Jaden, how dare you do this to Alexis!" Harrington yelled
Jaden snorted, "She had it comin' to her!" he said as turned away and walked away.
Harrington growled, "Why you lousy Slifer Slime!" he yelled as he was going to attack the departing brunette and Alexis put an arm in front of Harrington, "Leave him, I should have known that he wouldn't love me…" she said, while struggling to get up, "……like you can, Harrington." This surprised the red head a bit.
Jaden then walked to the left side of the end of the hallway, "Nice going, Jaden!" came a voice and Jaden turned to see another Jaden was behind him. The other Jaden smirked, "We have that jerk where we want him," he said, "So, you can get out of that disguise now."
Jaden was gone in a poof of smoke to reveal Alexis, "Nice planning, Jay!" she said, with glee, "Having Naruto disguising himself as me, was definitely a good idea!"
"One of the best parts is coming next," Jaden said, with a gleeful expression as he puts on some rubber gloves
"Hey Jaden!" Alexis came up to the brunette and kissed his cheek, making both of them blush, "For luck!"
Jaden smiled and nodded, "Ryu Hinten Jujutsu!" Jaden had disappeared and appeared behind Harrington, without the dumb red head knowing. Harrington was too busy hitting on Naruto, who had disgusted himself as Alexis.
"Are you sure you're okay?" Harrington asked (A/N: What a loser!)
"Yeah, I'm fine," Naruto said, "It'll take more than a couple of punches from a Slifer Slacker to keep me out, BE-." Naruto covered his mouth, hoping that Harrington was onto him.
Just then, Jasmine and Mindy were walking in the hallways and spotted Harrington talking to Naruto, flittingly.
"Well, it looks like it's over between Alexis and that Slifer Slime, Jaden." Jasmine said, unaware that the Alexis, who was taking to Harrington, was actually Naruto.
"Yeah," Mindy spotted Jaden, couching down with his two index fingers and middle fingers pointing up at Harrington's ass, "Hey Jaz, what's that symbol Jaden doing?"
"I think I've seen Sasuke Uchiha did this," Jasmine said, "I think it's some kind of fire element ninjutsu!"
"What! Then that would mean that Jaden's gonna roast Harrington!"
Naruto eyed Jaden, who was behind Harrington, and smirk, 'This is gonna be sweet, believe it!' he thought, "Say Harrington, I've been thinking about what has been going on and I was wondering could you close your eyes," Naruto suggested
Harrington, being the total idiot that he is, closed his eyes, "I'm ready my sweet!"
"Harrington, look out!" Mindy called out, "That Slifer Slacker is going to roast you with a ninjutsu!"
Harrington widened his eyes, in surprise, "Huh!"
"Too late!" Jaden and Naruto said, in unison, "Now Harrington, prepare to kiss the sky!" Naruto declared, "BELIEVE IT!"
"Hidden Leaf Ancient Taijutsu Supreme Technique!" Jaden declared as he thrust his fingers up Harrington's ass hard, "Thousand Years of Pain!" in response of the pain, Harrington shot up, literately, through the ceiling, howling in pain.
Jaden fell on the ground laughing, "That poor bastard had it coming!"
Jasmine and Mindy's eyebrows twitched, "You mean to tell me that it was just a painful ass-poke!" Jasmine yelled
Naruto laughed, as he transformed back to his original form, "Oh man! I can't believe he actually fell for, BELIEVE IT!"
"You mean to tell me that it was Naruto under that disguise!" Mindy said
"It looks like it," Jasmine said, "Which meant that Harrington was tricked by those Slifers."
Alexis walked towards the Slifers, "That was a very good trick!" she exclaimed with happiness
"Yeah, with that Taijutsu, he probably won't sit for a week, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto laughed
"That was part of what's in store for him," Jaden added
While outside, Harrington was still flying up, holding his ass while howling in pain. While in the sky, Syrus was on Botan's oar, while the reaper was on, tape recording Harrington holding his ass, while shooting in the sky, "Oh my!" Botan said, "I'm guessing that Jaden used the Thousand Years of Pain technique."
"Yeah!" Syrus said, "Okay Rinku, it's Showtime!" he said in speakerphone
Rinku, who was with Chu and Jin, held Syrus had said, with his head piece and smirked, "All right!" he cheered as he got out his eight Chinese yo-yo's from his bag, "Time to have some fun!"
Chu got on his knees and put his hands onto the ground, "All right, Rinku, bring that stupid human bloke down here, safely, 'cause he's gonna be thrashed 'ither way." He said, cracking his knuckles
Rinku nodded and got on Chu's hands and Chu throw him up in the air. As Rinku was sky rocketing upwards in the air, he spotted Harrington flying towards him, "Serpent Yo-Yo Attack!" he threw his yo-yo's at the red headed Obelisk, which tied Harrington's ankles and wrist, "What the……" Harrington realized that he was tied, "What's going on!"
Rinku, then turned down fell like a hawk scooping down for its meal, while dragging Harrington, who was screaming in fear. Rinku landed on his feet and stopped Harrington's fall, with his spirit energy transporting through his yo-yo's.
Harrington's POV
I thought I was going to fall on the ground, which would be the most painful thing to happen to me, besides the time that Alexis crushed my poor jewel, after I made that Slifer Slacker, Jaden hate her. I don't know how but I was elevated up by something and my gaze turned to some kid with a yellow and pink cap, who was holding my body, with yo-yo's, "Hey kid, what's the idea?" I asked
"It's time fer the biggest beatin' of a lifetime, mate!" came a voice
I turned my head around to see some huge guy that looked like he'd gone slightly to seed over the past few years, seeing as his face was far from clean-shaven. He was dressed in a sleeveless leather vest with matching pants and a bright blue Mohawk with tassels sticking out of it, it looked like he had skipped a decade or two and was still living on grunge. This guy was starting to creep me out, as he was cracking his knuckles and walking towards me in a threatening manner. I didn't know why he had beef with me; I never did anything to tick him off.
"Hold it, Chu!"
I turned my gaze towards the side of me, to see every Obelisks worst nightmare's brother, Yusuke Urameshi.
"You know Harrington," Yusuke said, walking towards me with an anger that would be similar to his sister's, which wouldn't be a good thing, "You really shouldn't have agreed to help Jasmine and Mindy break up my two friends. Because that would really piss me off way from reason." He said, "Hey Rinku, let the bastard down, it wouldn't be necessary fair if he got his ass kicked, if he's all tied up."
The kid named Rinku had let me go and I was dropped on the ground, on my butt, which was still sore thanks to that little punk, Jaden, who's gonna pay for this.
I grinned at Yusuke, "You know, Ra Rodent!" I spat, "I know that you wouldn't strike me without expulsion!"
Yusuke chuckled, which wouldn't be a good thing coming from an Urameshi, "That I know too well," he said, "Besides Dumbass, whoever said anything about me kicking your ass."
"Because the one, who'll be doing the ass kicking, is me!"
I turned my gaze to Jaden Yuki, the one who got my butt sore.
I slowly got up on my feet and glared at the Slifer, "You little……" I sneered
"You know, Harrington," he said, "I figured something, I may not know a lot, except about kicking your sorry tail in dueling, but I did figure out that all those incidents caused by you, that got me trusting and respecting Alexis Rhodes less and less, we're all accidents."
I then remembered something, that got me smiling, "So what, Jaden," I mocked, "Your girlfriend is all……"
"Excuse me!"
I turned to see the light of my life, Alexis there, "Hey hon…"
"If you finish that sentence, I'll see to it that you will die a very slow and painful death." She snapped, "Oh and Rosewood get it to your thick-ass head that I don't like you, nor I ever will! Last time, I was easy on you, when I was crushing your precious jewels, don't think that will be the worst thing that I can do, because I know techniques that could make what I did to you yesterday, seem nothing what I have planned now."
I gulped at this, "But I thought that……"
"You actually thought that I would forget all about Jaden and run to you, like some idiot, please," Alexis laughed, like a manic, "In case, you're still slow to realize this, Dumbass, but I was acting, I don't love you, nor I ever will."
I was having a hard time breathing and believing that Alexis would say things like that. I then glared at Jaden, who found this actually amusing to him, I wanted to kill that Slifer Slacker for what he has done to me, "You little twerp I'm gonna kill you!" I charged at Jaden, but he disappeared as he got to him
"Hey Dumbass, I'm ever here!"
I turned over to see Jaden, behind me, with an amused grin on his face. I charged at the Slifer, but he evaded me again. Just I was going to turn to Jaden, something went flying pasted my face. I looked at it and realized it was a ninja kunai. I looked at it and realized that Jaden was the one, who threw it. I couldn't believe that Jaden, of all people would actually do that, he almost tried to kill me.
"Aw damn it, I missed!" Jaden complained
My eyes widened, when I realized that Jaden WAS going to kill me. Jaden took out another kunai out of his pocket and prepared to throw it, "This time I won't miss," he said, which I could hear venom in those words.
Normal POV
Jaden was ready to throw the kunai at Harrington, as the red head, fell onto the tree trunk. Harrington gulped, "J-Jay-Jaden, come on, bro, y-you wouldn't kill me right," he asked, in fear, "I-It wasn't my……" Jaden cut Harrington off when he threw the kunai by Harrington's cheek, "Shut up," Jaden said, in a cold tone, "I'm tired of hearing your pleas of mercy, it makes me sick."
Harrington was scared now that he was pissing in his pants, literately as Jaden took out yet another kunai from his pocket.
"Hey Jaden," Alexis said, with her arms crossed, "Can you hurry up and kill this guy now? I'm sick of seeing him alive."
Jaden spotted the wet spot at Harrington's crotch and smirked, "Hey Harrington," he said, "I think I know where my next target will be." Jaden sends his hand, carrying the kunai, back, "That wet spot where you're pissing yourself."
"Eww!" Alexis whined, giving Harrington a nasty look, "You still piss on yourself, don't come near me!" she said, making a cross with her fingers.
Harrington was embarrassed that people were seeing his wet spot, "Augh! Nor me!" Yusuke added, sounding disgusted, "Jaden, please neuter this dog!"
"My pleasure," Jaden said.
Harrington braced himself from the hurt and he means the big hurt. Harrington opened his eyes and realized that Yusuke, Jaden and Alexis were nowhere to be found.
"Oh Rosewood!"
Harrington knew that voice too well and turned to see Kari, Zane and Atticus with pissed off expressions on their faces, "Word on the street is that you're responsible for making Jaden break up with my little sister," Atticus said
"With the help of her untrusting roommates," Zane said
Harrington gulped knowing what will come next, "Hold on, guys!" he plead, "I'll do anything you guys want me to do!"
The three Obelisks smirked, "Anything?" they said
Harrington gulped knowing what they have in mind, 'Uh oh!' he thought
From the trees, Yusuke, Alexis and Jaden were sitting on the branches, "This should be entertaining," Yusuke said, with a smirk
Jaden had disappeared in smoke and emerged as Sakura Haruno of Ra Yellow, "It's about time that, the jock got what he deserved." She said
"Hey thanks for the help, Sakura," Yusuke said and realized that he needed to apologize to Alexis, "Listen Alexis, I'm sor……"
"Don't worry about it, Yusuke," Alexis interrupted, "You were fooled like Jaden was and I knew you didn't mean that."
"Hey, what are you guys doing!"
The three duelist looked at Harrington, who was being stripped of his uniform by Zane, Kari and Atticus, "Oh my god," Alexis said, looking at her brother taking off Harrington's pants, leaving the red head with nothing but a whitey tighties.
Yusuke burst out laughing and Alexis and Sakura followed his example, "The guy still wears those things!" Yusuke laughed, "What is he, eight years old!"
"He must be!" Sakura added
"And all this time I was being hit on by an eight year old!" Alexis joked
"Okay now guys," Kari said, holding Harrington by her foot on his bare back, "Atticus, you and Zane find some pinecones, bugs, leaves, twigs, anything you can find in the forest."
"Got it!" the boys walked into the forest
Yusuke, Alexis and Sakura gave each other confused looks, wondering why would Kari ask for those things, "Hey Kari, we're back," the boys came out with forest things
Kari smirked, "Good, now," she looked down on Harrington, "You on your knees!"
Harrington obeyed the brunette, "Now guys dump all those things in Rosewood's underwear," Kari ordered
"What!" Harrington yelled, in outrage
Kari cracked her knuckles, "You want to be beaten to a pulp," she threatened, which in reply Harrington shook his head.
Yusuke realized what his sister was going to do and couldn't help but put a grin on his face and giggled, "What's so funny?" Alexis asked
"The old forest wedgie," Yusuke replied, "Kari's a whiz about giving these things to people."
After the forest things were put into Harrington's underwear, Atticus jerked the undergarment up and Harrington yelled in pain, "OOOUUUCCCCHHHH!" he yelled, "MMAAAMMMAAA!"
Yusuke and the girls laughed at this, "So funny!" Sakura laughed
Then, the three Obelisk walked towards the flag pole and with Rinku's help, hooked Harrington's underwear and Harrington, himself, was carried to the top yelling in pain, "OOUUUCCHH!" he cried, forming tears, "GEET ME DOOWNNN!"
"Hey Harrington!"
Harrington looked down to see Jaden below, taking a picture of him, "April Fools!" he said, thrusting his finger up towards him
"What's going on?"
Jaden looked to see Chazz walking towards him, "Get look up and see," Jaden replied
Chazz looked up and was horrified, "Harrington Rosewood!" he exclaimed, as Harrington was crying in pain, "What do you guys do!"
"Oh just gave him the old forest wedgie," Kari said, with a wink, "And I think we'll leave him there till school's over."
"And get this," Atticus said, "The guy actually still wears whitey tighties!"
Chazz's eyes widened, "You're kidding me!" he said and looked at Harrington, who is still crying, "GGGEEETTT MMEEE DOOOWNNN!"
Chazz smirked, "I always wanted to see the look of humiliation in that guys face," he said, "So, whose idea was this?"
"It was mine and Keiko's idea," Jaden replied, "And we're planning on leaving him like this till school's out."
"Then, who am I to stop you."
Author's Note: Thank you for the ideas, please give me more, but it has to be not perverted or harmless, with the exception of Crowler and Harrington.
