Insanity: Rikku's fault

Written by, Namine

Kimahri decides he wants to go home so Rikku calls the air ship and they all board it. "I get the leather chair." Rikku yells. She runs to the chair and jumps onto the seat. Yuna stomps over to the chair and glares at Rikku "you know that is my seat" Yuna kicks Rikku off the chair and Rikku runs up to the top level and starts being hyper again. Paine walks up to grab Rikku when she slips on a banana and falls unconscious. Rikku takes advantage of this and starts to put Paine's hair in tiny braids laughing the whole time. Yuna comes up and looks at Rikku playing with Paine's hair and gets mad. "Rikku you little brat how could you defile my precious Paine that way I will get you for this my dear." Yuna yells in rage as she punches Rikku. Rikku's eyes burn with passion as she kicks Yuna's face in. Yuna sighs and looks at Rikku "Rikku I'm sorry I just have a burning love for Paine and I know it would hurt her to wake up and look like you" Yuna says passionately. Yuna swings a blow into Rikku's gut and Rikku kicks Yuna so hard that she falls off the airship. Kimahri hears the commotion and runs out there and sees Yuna holding onto the flag on the side of the ship. Kimahri looks angrily at Rikku and pushes her to the side. He walks over to the side and yet again grabs Yuna by the stupid braid on the back of her head. As he is pulling her up the braid breaks off (considering it is a extension) and Yuna goes falling into the mountains Kimahri lives in. They stop down there (since Kimahri needed to go home anyway) and started down the path that is started with a huge arch. Rikku and Paine skip on the path looking for Yuna. They find her unconscious and decide to paint her face blue and dye her hair green. They then finish and Yuna wakes up and smiles. "Wow what happened" Rikku laughs and says "nothing lets go to Kilika." They board the ship. Yuna goes to the restroom and sees her face and tries to wash it off she looks closer at the ink and notices that it is a special Albhed ink and she yells "Rikku" at the top of her lungs.