Chapter 2- Explanation!

Enjoy chapter 2 XD


Kakashi and Yume sat on the floor, Kakashi preparing to tell the story. Yume hugged a pillow and rocked side to side… Side to side….

"Okay. So, a few months ago,during a really tough mission… You basically jumped in front of Sakura to save her from a Sound-nin's sword."

"That explains this huge scar on my stomach…." Yume lifted her shirt, revealing a pink mark stretched from the bottom right of her stomach to the top of her left shoulder.

"We took you back to the hospital for treatment, along with Gai, who had opened the 7th gate by accident."

"How'd he do that?"

"He was being flamboyant as usual, and wasn't paying any attention to himself, worrying about Lee." Kakashi scratched his head.

"Oh… What does this have to do with me getting married to you?" Yume asked.

"Nothing."

"Ugh! COME ON! Tell me the fucking story about me getting married to you already!"

"Fine, fine. Here's what happened: A month after that mission, you finally came out."

"Of the closet?"

"You told me you loved me."

"Oh… "

INNER YUME- GRAH! WHY THE HELL WOULD I TELL HIM I LOVE HIM?HE'S UBER-WEIRD! CHA!

/Inner Yume

"Keep going."

"So, we were dating for a while…"

"Weren't you dating Anko?"

"No, I'd lost a bet to her, and had to take her out for dumplings."

"Oh yeah, the incident…" Yume looked down and snickered. She definitely remembered that.

"Anyways, after that, I proposed to you."

"Where?"

"In front of the tombstone."

"Why the tombstone?"

"Because we had more witnesses. Obito, Hayate, Daisuke Yondaime-Sensei…"

"They're all dead!"

"Exactly. But there were some non-deceased people there. Anko, Iruka, Gai… Well, Gai was crying after the proposal."

"Tears of joy, hunh…" Yume smiled lightly.

"Hell no. He thought he lost his 'girlfriend'."

"I never dated Gai!"

"That's what I said. Moving on… And so we finally got married, had our honeymoon, and that brings us here." Kakashi finished.

"So this isn't a joke?"

"Nope."

"I still don't believe you."

"Come on, let's go find proof." Kakashi stood up.

"Now, get ready."

"Kakashi, but… But… What… Why?"

"I love you, Yume." Kakashi said, walking off.

"Don't say it like that!"

"I love you, Yume." He repeated.

"Oh yeah, well… I love you too, Kakashi!"

"I love you, Yume." He said a third time.

"I love you more!" Yume stomped her foot and stuck her tongue out. All of a sudden…

"MMMPHGRLMMMGP!" Yume's voice was muffled. Kakashi had smashed his lips up against hers with a painful force.

"MRMRGLIPHNRGN!" Yume's gibberish was still muffled. Kakashi ran his tongue across Yume's bottom lip, caressing the back of her neck with one hand, and tightly squeezing her ass with another.

She finally (after kicking him numerous times) gave in and cooperated.

INNER YUME- GRAH! I'M KISSING HATAKE, EEEW! Actually he's a pretty good kisser… But… I CAN'T BREATHE!

/Inner Yume

Kakashi pulled back, both gasping for air.

"Huff, Now… Huff, how was that?" Kakashi asked.

"Huff, you nearly, huff, suffocated me!" Yume's face was red from lack of air.

"You're a good kisser." Kakashi laughed.

"I didn't do anything!"

--And so they both left, Kakashi proving to Yume they're married.—

The two walked down the streets, people staring at them.

"Hey, it's the newlyweds!" a man shouted and began cheering. Everyone else did so, throwing rice (…) at the two.

"Ow! Hey! Stop throwing that at us!" Yume rubbed her eyes. Something hit her from her blind side (she's blind in the right eye.)

"Kakashi-Sensei! Yume-Sensei! You're back!" Naruto and Sakura ran up.

"Yo." Kakashi greeted them.

"So, Kakashi-Sensei, how was he honeymoon? Did anything… Special happen? Eh? Eh?" Naruto winked.

"Errr… NARUTO!" Sakura punched Naruto in the back of the head.

"Ow! What was that for?" Naruto sat on the ground, rubbing the back of his head.

"You don't ask someone a question like that!"

"I wanted to ask them what kind of ramen they ate!"

"You are so full of it!"

Bicker, squabble

Yume and Kakashi continued walking.

"There's proof."

"Uuuuhn what is this hell?" Yume groaned.

"Here comes the bride! Um… Daaaahn na daaahnaa!" Izumo and Kotetsu sang.

"Oh great." Yume mumbled.

"Welcome back! So, what went down on the honeymoon?" Izumo asked.

"What business is it of yours!" Yume blushed and yelled.

"Yume, you don't even know what happened."

"So what! You don't ask a person a question like that." Yume crossed her arms.

"By the way, Tsunade-sama wants to se you two." Kotetsu mentioned.

"Okay…"

-Hokage's-

"Welcome back from your honeymoon." Tsunade said.

"Thank you." Kakashi bowed.

"I called you here because… Speaking from one big-busted woman to another… I wanted to give you this." Tsunade pushed a bundle of clothing to the edge of her desk. Yume picked it up.

"What is this?"

"I call it… The Tsunade Outfit!"

Yume unraveled it, showing a blue and white outfit, similar to Tsunade's.

"Um… Thanks." Yume folded the outfit back up neatly.

"That's not all." She pushed a box to the edge of her desk. Kakashi opened the box, peeking inside.

"OH MY GOD!" Yume gasped.

"Wow." Kakashi stared.


Wanna know what's inside the box?

Review. 'Course, you could already guess.