"What's in the Box?"
Again, you'd probably shouldn't be guessing. Isn't it obvious?
(I do not own Naruto if I did I wouldn't be writing a fan fiction.)
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"Tsu-Tsunade-sama!" Yume shrieked.
In the box was...
Come Come Paradise- Volume 4
A very um... Colourful arrangement of condoms (XXXXXXXXX-large)
Adult items
"This should come in handy..." Kakashi grinned behind his mask.
"N-No it shouldn't! Gah, I'm embarrassed!" Yume's face turned red.
"Now, why don't you two go home and use them?" Tsunade giggled.
"NYAAAA!" The room began spinning...
"Uhn..." Yume slowly opened her eyes.
"Wow, I didn't even do anything and you're making those noises." Kakashi teased.
"What?" Yume poked her head up. She was being carried on Kakashi's back., the box resting on her bust.
"My shoulders hurt..." Kakashi set Yume down to her feet, totally ignoring the fact that she was holding a box, thus causing it to fall to the ground and bust open... Attracting attention.
"Oh... Shit..." Yume grumbled.
"Hey, you dropped somthi–" Genma stared at the contents scattered all over the ground.
"Ah, um, ahahaha... Listen, Genma..." Kakashi scratched the back of his head.
Genma slowly walked away.
"DAMN IT!" Yume screamed. People walking by stared at the two, standing there like idiots.
"Hey, where'd you get the jelly bath?" Anko asked, walking up to the two with Kurenai.
"Shut up and help me pick this up..." Yume's face was was gradually becoming redder and redder.
Kurenai set the last item in the box, and put the lid on it.
"Wow... Let me borrow some of this... Asuma's been pretty strange lately, he could use the–"
"Ask... Tsunade..." (Chibi Yume in fetal position crying)
"You must be humiliated!" Anko laughed.
"Shut up, or I'll shove that dango up your ass." Yume threatened.
"Calm down... Hey, wasn't Kakashi just here?"
No Kakashi. Anywhere.
"Maybe he thought we were having a koibana session...?" Kurenai asked.
"Out in the middle of the street!" Yume stood up.
"I have had it with these MOTHER FUCKING snakes, on this MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!" A bald black man with a mustache yelled in the backround.
"Hey buddy, you got something against snakes!" Anko screamed.
"What's a plane?" Anko asked.
"I dunno." Yume and Kurenai shrugged. (A/N: I guess in Naruto they don't have all of our modern technology, so I'm assuming airplanes are non-existent.)
All of a sudden, a giant Pocky stick smashed Ichiraku Ramen, killing old dude and his daughter.
"OH MY GOD!" Kurenai yelled.
"Anatama watashi mo Pokki! Anatama watashi mo Pokki!" a group of girls on top of the Pocky sang.
"IT'S THE A-POCKY-LIPSE! RUN!" People scattered, trying to get out of danger. Yume stood there staring, her mouth wide open.
"GODZILLA!"
"What the fuck is going on here?" Yume asked herself.
"You're gonna die in seven-ays" a man held a phone up to Yume's ear.
"Who's gay? And what is that thing?" Yume pushed the man away.
Everything was beginning to look weird. The sky turned green, Sakura's hair was black, Naruto... DIDN'T SAY BELIEVE IT!
"Nooooooooo!" Yume's face turned into the SCREAM picture (you know, the one on the bridge with the man and the person in the backround)
"AHHH!" Yume's eyes shot open. She sat up, panting out of breath.
"What the– I'm back... In my... House..." She looked under the covers next to her, to check and see if there were any unwanted guests.
"So... I was right! It was all a dream!" Yume flopped back.
"Dear, I made you breaaaakfast!" A voice echoed.
The woman looked up. It was...
MIGHTO GAI!
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Yume shrieked at the top of her lungs and rolled off the bed with a loud thud.
"Wh– That– Was a dream too!" Yume looked around. She waited...
No voices.
"Ugh... What time is it..?" She looked at the small clock on the nightstand.
11:32 PM
"I was only asleep for five minutes?" She shook the clock.
"It's not malfunctioning... Man..." She climbed back onto the bed and pulled the sheets onto her chin.
"For a person who's name is 'dream', I sure am clueless..." She whispered to herself.
She closed her eyes and...
"I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WOOOOORLD!"
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THE END
Wow... Would you all have thought it was all one big fat dream? Haha, hope you liked it! My next story is going to be released soon (if I ever finish the others...)
