(8-15-06) I'm back baby. HA! I stole that from Yami in the Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridge Series episode four. I guess it has been awhile my friends but I think Ri and Ria are near their goal of fifty reviews. By the way, this Yugi and Yami filling in for the girls.
Yami: Why did you get to start and why did you put in that stupid line?
Because I have the authority to and Ri said I could start. Take that Mou hitori no boku!
Yami: Damn! He got me with his legal mumbo-jumbo. We maybe the two main characters of Yu-Gi-Oh, but we do not own it, Japan, Domino hospital, or any products used and or mentioned in this fan fic.
Me and Yami were told by Ri that they do own the plot, the OCs, and the NEW ancient past. I think that is about right, right?
Yami: I guess so. On with the fic!
Good work Mokuba. Now…steal something from Joey.
"Ria?" Yami's vision was a little blurry because he was not wearing his glasses but he could make out the blue bangs and the dark magenta eyes. "Hi Pharaoh. I hit you upside the head." Ria said with a smile.
"It was you? You are such an ass Ria." Yami said as he put on his glasses. (he got new ones)
"I know I am. Now, to wake up the priest." Ria walked over to said brunet and pulled her wand thingy again. "WAKEY-WAKEY PREIST SETO!" Ria yelled and then hit Seto in the head as well. Seto woke up with a start which caused him to fall off his bed. "Okay, I'm pissed." Seto said as he climbed back up on to his bed. He looked and saw a triumphed Ria in front of him and Yami on the other bed.
Yugi was so happy that his other self was awake. He jumped and gave Yami a hug. "Yami, I'm so happy you're awake. You and Seto have been out for almost seven weeks." Yami and Seto's eyes grew large. "We have been out that long?" They yelled in union. "Who watched Kaiba Corp. while I was in a coma?" Seto asked.
"I did big brother. Nothing happened while you were out…except for the fact that Malik learned how to sing the entire "Robot Hell" song from Futurama." Mokuba said as he gave his older brother a hug.
Malik began to blush. Bakura saw this and hugged his tan lover, which caused the blush to grow bigger.
"I am glad that the baka Pharaoh and his priest are alive and well. Oh, by the way…I took you're Bleach DVDs Yami." Bakura said. Yami gave him one of those annoyed anime look. "I want those back." Yami said as he flipped the former thief off.
Seto looked around the room and noticed something. "Could everyone, except Yami, leave for a few minutes or so?" Everyone looked at each and did what they were told. Tea did want to stay but then she would get yelled at.
Yami gave his lover a look. "Why did you send them off Seto?"
"Because we need to get dressed."
"Oh…" Yami said with a blush on his face. Seto walked over to him and gave him a set of clothes for him to wear plus a kiss on the head. Yami's blush was as red as his ruby eyes. Seto loved it when his small lover blushed like that. It was so cute, he also thought it was cute when he stuttered and fidgeted when he blushed like that. Who knew the Yu-Gi-Oh could get so red like that?
Seto loved this kind of presser on his pharaoh; he did something like this in Egypt just to mess with him. He started to take off his shirt. Yami's blush, which had just vanished, was coming back. Then Seto took off his pants, the blush was really red now and was getting bigger. Then Seto started to take of his underwear and Yami fell on the floor with a blood red blush all over his face. He was fidgeting and stuttering as well as freaking out. He almost saw Seto Kaiba completely naked.
"Okay, you can get of the floor koi." Yami looked up and saw that Seto was in a pair of khaki pants and a blue shirt. Yami got up and started to change. He was wearing his favorite outfit. No it was not his leather outfit. He had on a black shirt that was two sizes to big, a pair of dark blue jeans and his blue and black Nike shoes.
"It is kind of weird to see you in something other than leather or your school uniforms." Seto said as he sat on his bed.
"I know, but I love this outfit. I wear it if I'm doing something cool and exciting, like this summer when me, Joey, Malik, and Bakura went mountain biking and it rained. It was fun and we got muddy and wet. Yugi was pissed at me and Joey, but he said it was okay." Yami said with a smile on his face.
Yami and Seto heard a knock on the door. "Come in." Yami yelled. Ria, Bakura, and Malik came in to the room. "Where are the others?" Seto asked.
"They are in the cafeteria eating." Ria said as she sat down on Yami's bed. The former Pharaoh was sitting on it as well.
"Boys, did you enjoy you're Flashback dreams that I implanted into you're heads as soon as you both passed out because of the hit and run?"
Yami, Bakura, Seto, and Malik looked at her. "You caused us to get hit?" Yami yelled at the magenta-eyed girl.
"No. I would never do that. Only someone who was clouded with anger and jealousy would stoop so low as to try and kill you. I woke up and I planted a dream seed into yours and Seto's heads. It showed you the REAL ancient past."
"I also did something like that to Bakura and Malik but I did it to them with more power and while they were awake." Ria added on.
It looked like they understood what she was talking about. "Hey, Ria?" Seto asked.
"Yes Seto?"
"Do you still have your powers from the past and your wings?"
"Yes I do." Ria said with a smirk. A set of light purple wings appeared behind her. "I just don't want people to think I'm weird." The wings then disappered.
The door opened and Yugi walked in. He was carrying two treys in his hands. "I thought that you two were hungry so I brought you some breakfast. Oh, and Ria is living in the guest room at our house Yami." Yugi said as he handed Yami and Seto the treys.
Two days later
Yami and Seto were finally going back to school but they were in for the surprise of their life. Mai walked into the class room with a smile on her face. "Today we are getting a new student. She is from Egypt. You can come in dear." The door slid opened and a girl that was the same height as Yami walked in. She had hair like Yugi's and Yami's but with blue bangs. It was tied up in a pony tail. She had red, thin reamed glasses. What made her stand out were her dark magenta eyes and the fact that she was wearing the boys school uniform.
Yami, Bakura, Malik, Seto, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Duke, Marik, Ryo and Tea sweat dropped when they saw her.
"Hello. I'm Ria YaYugi. I am eighteen years old. I am Japanese but I am Egyptian as well. No, I am not related to Yugi or Yami. I am a friend of theirs and I am living with them. I am wearing the boy uniform because I want to and because I am so not wearing a skirt that perverted boys will try to flip. And no, I am not a lesbian.
At lunch Tea in at cheerleader practice
"WHO THE HELL SAID YOU COULD GO TO SCHOOL WITH US?" Malik yelled into Ria's face.
"I had to. It's my destiny to watch over my Pharaoh and his lover until they are completely happy with their lives." Ria said with a finger in her ear. Malik was loud.
Yami and Seto looked at the girl who was now trying to bitch slap Malik's face off. What did she mean by "completely happy?" Ria was going to make their lives a weird one.
TBC
Okay…but what would he say if he wasn't a complete douche bag?
Ummm…about those weird random lines we use in these fanfic are from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridge Series episode six. Mokuba was thinking about what his brother would say if he found out that he stole Yami's star chips and Yami responded with that douche bag line.
Yami: Sorry for the short chapter but we don't really know how Ri and Ria can write for this. Review or you will have to French kiss Weevil for two hours. Ri wants this fanfic to have over fifty reviews. Let's make that happen people. Oh that whole Seto did that before thing was something that the girls forgot to put into the story.
Sorry for my yami's smart ass attitude at the moment. He was watching episodes from the first season that only aired in Japan and he thinks that he and I sound like girls. See ya later!
