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Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth!

A shocked Neiji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.

Chapter 3: Enter Tenten

As if things could not get any worse for our unlucky antagonist (or perhaps protagonist?), the inevitable inevitably happened.

"Neji? Where's Hizashi?"

Tenten, his always sexy (and now incredibly scary) wife, had arrived. Neji froze as every possible excuse (and every possible way to softly break the truth) flew through his head.

"….." Neji answered.

Tenten glared. Then she not so subtly caressed the kunai at her side.

Neji expertly hid his now rising fear.

"Neji, where is Hizashi? And why did I just see a certain young Inuzuka fleeing as if his life depended on it?" She asked. The last one, Neji decided, was by far the easiest to answer.

"That's because his life did depend on it." Stupid Inuzuka, that's what he gets for trying to grope my daughter. Neji was forced back out of his thoughts when Tenten cleared her throat to get his attention.

Tenten clearing her throat was the equivalent of a red neon sign screaming danger.

"Neji…." Tenten warned with barely controlled anger. "WHERE is Hizashi?" The Hyuuga finally realized that he could no longer stall.

"Lee and Gai brainwashed him," he answered truthfully. (And when I get my hands on them…!)

Tenten seemed to freeze as Neji explained the horrific fate of their son. Her eyes widened in horror as her husband explained, in cruel detail, the extent of their son's physical and mental transformation. Then, after explaining, Neji held his breath as he waited for her response.

He didn't have to wait long.

"I'M GOING TO KILL THEM!"

Tenten rushed out of the house, ready to commit murder. (One should never mess with a mother.) It was then that Neji fell in love with his wife all over again. She was just so hot when she was pissed.

Except when she was trying to kill him, that didn't count.

Meanwhile:

"Do it again," Gai commanded. "Do with spirit! Show just what a resplendent example of shining Konoha youthfulness you can be!" Hyuuga Hizashi gritted his teeth in determination as he launched into his best 'nice guy' pose.

"Yosh! The power of the Hyuuga youth!" he proclaimed. Tears began to well in Gai's eyes as he examined the progress of Lee's newest protégé (and coincidentally, Neji and Tenten's son).

"Oh, it's just sooo beautiful!" Gai sniffed. "To think that the number of Konoha's magnificent Green Beasts has jumped to three!" Similar tears formed in the young Hyuuga's eyes as he regarded the older man.

"Gai-sensei! Do you believe that Lee-sensei will truly be impressed?" he asked excitedly.

As one would expect, Konoha's number one green beast launched into his best pose as shiny teeth blindly dazzled the unfortunate viewer.

"Of course!" Gai proclaimed. "Now give me three hundred pushups!"

"Yes Sir!"

That poor poor Hyuuga….can anything be done to rectify this situation?

"Damn right!" Neji answered. (You can't talk back to me Neji, I'm the narrator.)

"Oh, of course."

Now where were we? Tenten was ready to commit murder the last time we saw her and Neji…er…was having private fantasies about his wife. (We don't need to go into that.)

Now, what next? Oh, yes.

"I'm going to kill Rock Lee!"

The Honorable Hokage stuck his head out of the window as an irate Tenten ran by, waving an assortment of weapons. An equally angry (but yet slightly amused) Neji followed behind, his Byakugan eyes in full activation mode. Naruto shivered to himself and focused again on his immense bowl of ramen.

"You're dead Gai!" Tenten yelled.

There were just some things that a Hokage didn't want to know.