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Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth!
A shocked Neiji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Chapter 6: Hizashi Vs. Hayame
"Yosh! Prepare to be defeated, my eternal rival!"
"I'm not your rival you Hyuuga freak!"
Uchiha Hayame seethed at the Hyuuga boy. Hizashi still held is precious Icha Icha Paradise in his grasp.
He had to get that book back before his father saw it.
Hayame activated his Sharingan and launched himself at the Hyuuga Green Beast.
Meanwhile:
Uzumaki Iruka and Nara Yomari peeked around a tree. Yomari had cleverly hidden the two of them in the shadows while they spied on the two other genin in the forest.
"What do you think they're doing?" Iruka whispered. Yomari shushed him.
Oblivious to their spies, Umino Kujira and Aburame Kuenai continued to study at the map between them. Since Neji had cut their training for the day short, they had been using their time wisely.
"Do you think this'll work?" Kujira asked. The Umino boy snickered at an unknown mental image in his head. (Oh yes, very wisely.)
"We should do it tonight before he returns home," the Aburame boy said. "We'll send my kikai in first to scout."
Iruka and Yomari gave each other questioning look. What were the two boys up to anyway?
What indeed?
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Hiashi stared in disbelief as his brother's grandson did a 'nice guy' pose before attacking the chakra points of Uchiha Hayame. The boy only attacked with one hand, with his other hand being occupied by clutching an Icha Icha Paradise in its grasp.
The Hyuuga clan leader watched in stunned horror as his great-nephew prattled on about the joys of youth, all the while using juken. Hizashi ducked a blow from the pink haired Uchiha and delivered a taijutsu kick to his stomach.
That green spandex, those yellow leg warmers….that awful haircut!
"Blasphemy!" Hyuuga Hiashi shouted. How could Neji and Tenten allow their son to look like that? And why was he holding an Icha Icha Paradise?
Hyuuga Hiashi stormed out into field of battle, intending to stop (throttle) the young Hyuuga. The two boys battled on, quite oblivious to the irate Hyuuga. Hizashi noticed him a split second before he launched into the Leaf Spinning Kick that Lee-sensei had taught him, which was just enough of an opening for Hayame to deliver Kakashi's infamous One Thousand Years of Death (the famous asspoke).
Hizashi went flying through the air as he cursed the older Uchiha (as well as his great-uncle for interfering).
Hayame gave a smirk and a chuckle as the boy landed face first in the bushes. His smirk widened when he saw Hiashi stalking over there. He turned around to leave and paused…
Dammit! The crazy Hyuuga still had his book!
It was then that the pink haired ninja realized his dilemma. He could let Hizashi get into trouble with Hiashi, but then the older Hyuuga would confiscate his precious book and destroy it. Even worse, he would find out that it belonged to him and tell his father.
Inner Hayame: Arrgh! I don't want to help him!
But if he didn't, Hiashi would take his book! (And his father would kill him for having it!)
Inner Hayame: I'm going to regret this.
And so, the Uchiha did the one technique that he knew all straight males were not immune to.
"Hiashi!" he yelled. Hiashi made the mistake of looking at Hayame as he used the Ninja Centerfold (Also known as the Sexy Jutsu) that the Hokage had taught him. (Much, of course, to his father's outrage.)
Hiashi collapsed to the ground with a giant nosebleed.
Hizashi and Hayame raced off.
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"Gai!"
Maito Gai paused as he saw a seething Neji come racing towards him. Now Maito Gai had no illusions that the Hyuuga was pleased with him. He might hope otherwise, but he could clearly feel the killing intent from where he stood.
"Alas! What have I done to deserve this from my own former student?" Gai cried out loud in infinite dismay. (You know full well what you did Gai.)
Maito Gai quickly pondered what to do.
1. Run away. (No, it wasn't the manly thing to do. Maito Gai NEVER ran from a fight!)
2. Defend himself. (What? He didn't do anything wrong!)
3. Sweet talk his way out of it (With Neji?)
4. Stall until some other choice presented itself.
"Well if it isn't the father of the Epitome of Manly Youthfulness!" Gai shouted. He cursed to himself as Neji activated the Byakugan. (Damn!)
He didn't fear Kakashi's Sharingan, he did NOT fear the Byakugan!
"GAI!" Tenten yelled.
He did, however, fear angry mothers.
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"Are we ready?" Umino Kujira whispered. He watched as his teammate's kikai began to slip away quietly.
"We are ready," Aburame Kuenai whispered back.
And so, with Maito Gai otherwise occupied, the two miscreants prepared to break into his apartment.
