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Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth!

A shocked Neiji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.

Chapter 7: A Most Shocking Surprise

It appeared that the time had finally come when Gai would meet his end at the hands of Neji and Tenten.

"Gai!"

However, one of those freak accidents occurred that only happen once every ten thousand years.

1. Tenten tripped.
2. Tsunade's new pet pig ran in front of Neji.
3. Tsunade's new pet pig was followed by an angry shop keeper.
4. A drunk Tsunade came stumbling out of a nearby bar.
5. Jiraiya was being chased by Kakashi for yet again trying to grope his daughter.

Maito Gai used the confusion to successfully escape certain death.

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"Move faster Umino," Kuenai said. "My Kikai tell me that Gai has disappeared. He could be back soon.

Umino Kujira bit his lip as he continued on his delicate task of invading Maito Gai's apartment. He was starting to get scared by the completely green apartment, as well as the many pictures of Gai, Lee, (or Gai and Lee), as well as Gai trying to defeat Kakashi that dotted the said apartment.

"I found them," Kujira finally said a little later. Without further ado, he ransacked Gai's wardrobe and, with the help of Aburame Kuenai, carried out all of Gai's green spandex (Which was quite the incredible task).

They didn't leave Gai completely empty handed though. There was a surprise for him besides the missing spandex.

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"You are so dead Hyuuga, do you hear me?" Hayame threatened. The green clad Hyuuga grinned brightly at him as he did some pushups.

"I'll have to remember to use that technique on Uncle Hiashi," Hizashi said. "I didn't know he was a secret perv."

"And you're telling me you're not?" Hayame countered. He hugged his precious Icha Icha Paradise to himself, which he had managed to confiscate from the Hyuuga.

"No, why would I?" Hizashi asked in confusion. "Besides, my father would kill me." (What, as if he already DOESN'T want to kill you?)

"Come on," Hayame smirked. "Those Byakugen can see through anything, right? Don't tell me you've never used it to peep before." Hizashi's eyes widened as he realized the full possibilities of his Kekkei Genkei.

"Blasphemy!" Hizashi yelled. "I could never do anything that despicable! I would die before spending the years of my youth humiliating unsuspecting beautiful women!"

"You're loss," Hayame said as he shrugged and sauntered off. The pink haired Uchiha decided as he walked that perhaps he should stay away from home for a bit. If his father found out what he did to Hiashi, he might get into trouble.

"Yosh! Halt!" Hizashi cried. "We are not yet finished my eternal rival! We must continue our battle!"

Hayame sighed. All he wanted to do was to finish reading his Icha Icha Paradise.

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"Damn it," Neji muttered. He stared around him with his Byakugen eyes. How the hell had that happened? Was some celestial force looking out for Maito Gai?

No! It was impossible! Then, yet again…how else did one explain his and Rock Lee's survival ratings? Surely someone would have killed them by now!

Neji's eye twitched. (He really needs to get that eye checked out.)

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Uzumaki Iruka and Nara Yomari peeked around a corner as Iruka and Kuenai snuck away from Gai's apartment. They were each carrying two large, overflowing bundles, which looked suspiciously like Maito Gai's infamous green spandex.

"Let's follow them," Iruka whispered. He flashed a mischevious grin as he considered the other two genin.

"This is troublesome," Yomari sighed. Then she too gave an impish grin. She also wanted to see what the two other troublemakers were up to.

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Maito Gai cheered up the moment he set foot into his apartment. The many photographs and the overabundance of the color green always did that to him.

Deciding he was hungry, he set about the make himself a meal. When he was done, he was preparing to go find the Hyuuga Green Beast when he discovered that, alas, he had accidentally stained his precious green suit.

Not to worry, however, he had plenty more to wear.

Gai hummed to himself as he went back to his bedroom to change. He pulled open his first dresser drawer, only to discover that it was empty.

Gai stared.

Gai pulled open a second drawer, which was also empty.

He pulled open a third drawer.

Heart pounding in his chest, the Konoha ninja flew over to his closet and yanked it open. It was empty except for one article of clothing hanging inside of it.

The thieves had left him a pink pair of spandex.

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"AAHHHHH!"

The screaming sounds of a horrified Gai reached even Rock Lee, who was perhaps a good ten minutes run from the village. Lee took off, as his mind raced to discover the source of Gai's anxiety. Hyuuga Hizashi, meanwhile, had broken from his 'fight' with Uchiha Hayame to race towards Gai's apartment.

"Gai-sensei!" Lee shouted. "I'm coming!"

And thus more hell shall break loose.