I don't own any of the Naruto characters or the Power of Youth…
Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth!
A shocked Neiji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Chapter 8: Operation Disappearing Spandex
Pink!
The audacity of it all! The wretched thieves! The miscreants!
They took all of his green spandex and left him PINK!
Gai and Hizashi stared with frozen horror at the pink spandex hanging in his closet. He heard a gasp of horror as Rock Lee burst into the room.The three Green Beasts stared at the offending article of clothing.
"Alas!" Gai cried. "What horrible fiend could have done this?"
"Gai-sensei!" Rock Lee cried. "We must find who committed this unspeakable offense!" All three Konoha males had identical outraged tears forming in their eyes.
"Yosh!" Hyuuga Hizashi proclaimed. "With my Flaming Hyuuga Eyes of Youth we shall capture whoever has committed this terrible act against Gai-sensei!" (Oh dear, I think his brainwashing is complete.)
Meanwhile:
"You two did what?" Iruka asked.
Yes, Aburame Kuenai and Umino Kujira's prank had been discovered. Thankfully, it was Uzumaki Iruka and Nara Yomari who caught them.
It hadn't been that hard really. After all, Iruka did have Hyuuga blood. His Byakugen had other practical uses besides helping the Ero-Sennin with his research. (Not that he was actually that perverted, mind you. Jiraiya usually blackmailed or bribed him into it when Hinata or Tsunade weren't looking.)
"What are you two going to do with them?" Yomari asked.
"We have not yet decided," Kuenai admitted. He adjusted his sunglasses as he cast a disdainful look at the tiny mountain of green spandex.
"You'd better hide them," Iruka said. "I found them with my Byakugen. That means that Hizashi can too."
"Er…we hadn't thought that far ahead yet," Kujira admitted.
"You shouldn't hide them all in one place," Yomari said. "We should spread them out."
"Where?" Aburame Kuenai asked. "It has to be some place they won't suspect."
"We can hide some with Uncle Gaara," Yomari suggested. "He's visiting for a few weeks." (Somehow I doubt that 'Uncle Gaara' will pleased about that…or will he?)
"We can hide some with the Pervdaime," Iruka said. (Iruka! For shame! How dare you call your father 'Pervdaime'?)
"I'll send my kikai to search for other suitable locations," Kuenai stated impassively. His mouth twitched up in a smirk.
"We should split up," Iruka said. "Yomari and I will hide half and you two hide the other half."
"All right!" Kujira exclaimed. "Let's do it!"
And so, Operation Disappearing Spandex commenced.
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"Lee! Gai!"
In their search for the missing spandex, the three Green Beasts had run into their first problem:
Hyuuga Neji and his lovely wife Tenten.
"Run Hizashi!" Rock Lee cried. "Preserve your youth! Find the Spandex Thief!"
Hizashi bolted. Gai and Lee were left to deal with the enraged parents.
What shall our beloved pair do?
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Coincidentally, Uzumaki Iruka and Nara Yomari also encountered their first problem.
"What are you two doing?" Anko asked suspiciously. She and Shizune were currently supporting a drunken Tsunade. Yomari and Iruka gulped as they tried to hide the contents of their bags.
"Er…nothing," Iruka explained. Yomari smiled sweetly.
Anko glared.
Shizune raised her eyebrow.
Tsunade hiccupped and giggled incoherently.
"Open the bag," Anko ordered. She smirked as she tried to peer around them into the bags.
"You two aren't getting into trouble, are you?" Shizune asked with worried concern.
Tsunade giggled incoherently.
"You can't look!" Iruka yelled. "It's…er…a secret mission for the Pervdaime!"
"Must you call your father 'Pervdaime'?" Shizune asked. Anko smirked. (After all, she was the one who had originally come up with the name.)
Tsunade glared irately at her empty sake bottle.
"Open up the bag!" Anko yelled, unable to contain her curiosity any more. She grabbed Iruka's bundle of green spandex.
"Yomari!" Iruka pleaded. Nara Yomari sighed. It was always up to her to get them out of trouble. (Ah, the joys of possessing a genius intellect.)
"Reverse Ninja Centerfold!" She shouted. With a poof, Yomari transformed into an older, naked male version of herself. Anko, Shizune, and even the inebriated Tsunade, gaped at her.
Tsunade gave her a thumbs up sign. (Sigh, the effects of too much alcohol and too much Jiraiya.)
Anko and Shizune plummeted to the ground with giant nosebleeds.
Iruka and Yomari streaked off.
