I don't own any of the Naruto characters or the Power of Youth…
Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth!
A shocked Neiji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Chapter 9: Oh no!
Oh dear, our heroes are certainly running into problems, aren't they?
"GAI! LEE!"
"Run Lee!" Gai shouted. He was currently trying to out of Neji's arm reach.
"Tenten, for the love of Youth please calm down…" Lee pleaded.
"YOU'RE DEAD LEE!"
Ah, the poor saps. We'll return in a moment after we've checked on the other protagonists.
"Run faster Yomari!" Iruka yelled.
"I AM running faster!" Yomari yelled back.
"YOMARI!"
You'd better run faster kids, Anko does not look pleased. (Perhaps it had something to do with that Reverse Ninja Centerfold…?)
Er…perhaps we should check up on the other two mischief makers.
Umino Kujira and Aburame Kuenai peered around the corner. Unfortunately, their chosen destination took them past a very visible place.
Ichiraku Ramen.
"Well?" Kujira whispered to his friend. The Aburame boy didn't answer as he peered intently on the insect that landed on his finger. It buzzed several times and flew in six circles.
"This is not good," Kuenai muttered. Kujira gulped. His mother was none other than Ayame, the Ramen girl. Even worse, his father and older brother would be even less pleased if they knew what he was up to.
Or perhaps not. Iruka and Konohamaru were threatening to place a curse seal on Gai a few months ago that would have inhibited his ability to speak. (Konohamaru's attempt was thwarted by a very reluctant Rokudaime.)
Speaking of the Rokudaime…
"Hey! Kujira! Kuenai!"
Yes, the Honorable Hokage is currently enjoying yet another bowl of ramen. Oh, and look! Konohamaru, Iruka, Shikamaru, and Chouji are with him!
"Damn it," Kujira muttered. A sudden shadow fell over the two boys. Even Kuenai gave a yelp as Kujira's older brother, Sarutobi (Named after the Sandaime) picked them up.
"Hey! What the hell's in these bags?" Sarutobi asked. He tugged on his brother's bag.
"Nothing! Let go!" Kujira yelled back. He tried to kick his brother in the shin. It was, alas, to be no use. Umino Sarutobi had recently been promoted to jounin.
"Saru, put your brother down," Iruka ordered. Then he suspiciously eyed the two overflowing bags on the ground. (Was that green cloth he saw in there?)
"I think you should open the bag Iruka," Konohamaru smirked. Umino Iruka gave the bags a considering look. Kujira and Kuenai tried not to sweat.
"Yeah, better make sure it's not porn," the Hokage added cheerfully.
"Naruto!" Iruka yelled. Then he glared down at his youngest son and his friend. (It had better NOT be porn!)
"Troublesome," Shikamaru muttered.
"Mmmphhf fmpphs ," Chouji added, chewing on his ramen.
"You can't open it," Kujira said. He yelped when his brother smacked him in the head.
"Saru…" Iruka warned. Sarutobi gave his father an innocent look before grabbing his brother's bag, ready to rip it open.
"You mustn't open that," Kuenai added quickly. All eyes turned on the Aburame boy, causing him to shift uncomfortably.
"What are you two up to now?" Iruka asked suspiciously. He raised an eyebrow.
Kujira gulped.
Sarutobi smirked.
"Troublesome," Shikamaru muttered. He took a bite of ramen and paused.
Where was his troublesome daughter?
Location: Yomari….
"Uncle Gaara! Help!"
Yes, Anko is still chasing Yomari and Iruka.
Gaara stared as Uzumaki Iruka and his beloved niece came barreling down the street, followed closely by an irate Anko. He…
Oh, wait a minute...I forgot about Hizashi!
"I don't know where the damn spandex is!" Uchiha Hayame yelled. "Now go away!"
It seems as though Uchiha Hayame has yet again been interrupted from a very important task. This time he was helping Jiraiya with some research.
"Pervert!" A chorus of half naked girls yelled. They rushed out of the hot spring, much to Jiraiya and Hayame's regret.
Of course, we all know what kind of research this was.
Hizashi froze suddenly. There seemed to be an unusual amount of killing intent radiating from the Ero-Sennin and his young, pink haired disciple.
"Uh…I think I'll go now," Hizashi muttered. "I don't think Gai-sensei's clothes are here."
Speaking of Gai-sensei…
The fate of Gai-sensei and Lee-sensei is in your hands. Yes, vote and decide. Should Gai and Lee perish? Should they be beaten senseless? Should they escape? Or, alas, should the fates permit them to win?
"Ahhh!" Lee shouted.
"LEE!" Gai cried.
You'd better hurry and vote. They're not doing too well. Neji and Tenten are extremely pissed. (Oh, and don't worry. There will be extensive Neji and Tenten representation next chapter.)
Next chapter: Will the Spandex Plot be revealed at the ramen shop? Can Gaara save his niece and the young Uzumaki from the deranged Anko? Will Hizashi find the missing spandex? Can Lee and Gai survive certain and unspeakable death?
Shikamaru would tell you, but it's just too troublesome.
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brief note on who's kids are who's:
Temari and Shikamaru: Yomari
Naruto and Hinata: Iruka
Iruka and Ayame: Sarutobi, Kujira
Sasuke and Sakura: Hayame
Neji and Tenten: Hizashi
Shino and (currently undecided): Kuenai
