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Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth!
A shocked Neiji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Chapter 11: Oh no! The Horror! Lee!
Last time:
"Lee," Gai whispered. "I have a plan."
"What is it sensei?" Lee whispered back.
"Blackmail."
Now:
Neji stretched his arms and yawned. (Shikamaru must be rubbing off on him.) The Hyuuga prodigy crossed his arms and studied the two Green Beasts.
Neji wasn't sure what he was going to do next. He just knew that it would be painful.
"Gai," Neji said suddenly. "Do you have gray hair?"
Gai's face froze. Lee tried to crane his neck to look at his idol's face. Tenten snickered as she caught on.
"I think he's right," Tenten mused. "I can see a few from here." Lee's eyes searched Gai's hair frantically for the (mysteriously non-existent) gray hair.
Pause.
"NO!" Gai wailed. "MY YOUTHFULNESS!"
I guess the blackmail will wait a little a longer. If it happens at all.
Meanwhile:
Gaara and Anko continued to stare at each other, daring the other to blink first.
Coincidentally…Gaara won.
"YOU…YOU…" Anko sputtered as she pointed an accusing finger at the two children hiding behind Gaara.
"Kankuro…" Gaara said. His brother jumped.
"No," Kankuro said defiantly. "I like women, but…number one, she's Kakashi's wife and number two…she's ANKO!"
"Handle this," Gaara stated.
Kankuro glared.
Gaara glared back.
Kankuro muttered darkly as he hung his head in defeat.
Meanwhile: Still at Ichiraku Ramen
"It's not stupid! Believe it!" the Hokage yelled.
"Troublesome!" Shikamaru shot back.
"Mmpfhm mwwmf," Chouji muttered through his ramen.
"Troublesome!"
"I'm going to pound you Shikamaru! Believe it!"
Umino Iruka pondered the consequences of killing the Hokage and the brother-in-law of the Kazekage. (Wait, damn. Then either Konohamaru or Kakashi would be next up for Hokage. That would be far worse for humankind.)
"Troublesome!"
Er…I think we'd better leave. I can feel a large amount of killing intent coming from Iruka.
Now let's see…we've briefly visited the Green Beasts, Gaara and Co. and the Ramen crowd, who else?
Oh yeah.
Uchiha Hayame nodded his head and jotted down notes as his "sensei" continued to lecture him.
"And remember," Jiraiya continued. "The key to being a Super Pervert is…"
"HAYAME! JIRAIYA!" Sakura screeched. Jiraiya and Hayame looked at each other before bolting off, with Sakura hot on their heels.
While Sakura beats the living daylights out of Jiraiya, let's go check on Kujira and Kuenai.
"What are you two doing?" Kiba asked. Kuenai stared up at his uncle. (Yes! His uncle! Shino married Hana!) Then the two boys looked at each other and nodded their heads.
They opened their bags. Kiba's eyes nearly popped out at the sight of green spandex. Before long, he was laughing as they explained what had happened.
"Haha!" Kiba laughed. "That's great, isn't it Akamaru!" Akamaru barked in reply.
"What'd he say?" Kujira asked.
"He was agreeing with Uncle Kiba," Kuenai answered. Kiba, of course, was still laughing,
"I've taught you well," Kiba finally said. (Somehow I doubt that Shino is very happy about that.)
"Hey, Kuenai," Kujira said. "If you're half Inuzuka, how come you don't have a dog? I know you've got bugs."
"Actually," Kiba grinned. "We've got some new puppies. I was going to give Kuenai one for his birthday." Both Kuenai and Kujira's eyes lit up. They raced to the back room, spandex forgotten. Kiba smirked as he trailed after them. The two boys were peering over a large dog bed.
"Not fair," Kujira pouted. "I want a dog."
"Iruka won't let you have one?" Kiba asked in surprise. Then he smirked. "Maybe Kakashi could…"
"No way! Your dogs are cooler than Ero-Kakashi's!" (Also known as Pervert Kakashi.)
Kiba's smirk widened as he made a show of thinking.
"Hmm," Kiba pondered. "I've got it! We'll marry you into the Inuzuka Clan when you get older!" (Should Iruka be warned?)
Then again…Iruka's older son, Sarutobi, is secretly in love with Morino Izumi...Ibiki's daughter.
Pause.
She can be just as sadistic as her father.
Another pause.
I'm not sure what this says about Umino Sarutobi.
Anyway, we should be moving on. The boys are too distracted to cause further damage.
"Hey! I've got an idea!" Kiba exclaimed.
Or maybe not. Uncle Kiba seems to have gotten in on the fun.
Meanwhile:
"You can't do this!" Lee shouted.
"Watch me!" Tenten yelled back.
"NOOO!"
What is going on, you ask? Well:
1.
Lee and Gai are still tied to the tree.
2. Gai finally
realized that Neji was lying about the gray hair.
3. Tenten
is trying to cut Lee's hair.
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lee wailed.
Neji winced. His eye twitched. His ears heart like hell.
He just might be paying Sakura, Shizune, or Tsunade a visit by the time this was over.
"LEEEEEE!" Gai shouted. Tenten had succeeded in chopping off part of Lee's hair.
Neji covered his ears.
Then the unexpected happened. Gai and Lee, distraught over the loss of precious hair, did the following:
1.
Both of them opened the Chakra Gates.
2. They broke free of
their "prison".
3. Lee grabbed his pieces of severed
hair.
4. They both zoomed off into the sunset.
(Coincidentally, in front of a large waterfall.)
Pause….
5.
They're now hugging each other as they cry and mourn the loss of
Lee's hair.
6. They are still crying as they inspect the
damage to Lee's haircut.
7. They are now swearing
revenge.
For some reason, Neji doesn't seem too scared.
………………………..
Alas, the author regrets that Hyuuga Hizashi did not make an appearance this chapter. The next chapter will focus on our Youthful Hero. We will discover what become of Gaara, Kankuro, Anko, Yomari, and Iruka.
We won't have to worry about Shikamaru revealing anything either. Not only is it too troublesome, but he and Naruto are now running for their lives as an irate Umino Iruka threatens to place a curse seal on their mouths.
