A/N: This is one of the 3 stories getting updates. It is this one, my Harry Potter story Repeat which already got the first of the 3 updates and my 2kNaruto story which is getting the next. Why those stories? My discord chat voted on them. If you want to see a specific story get an update, join the server and vote. Stuff the ballot box with your burner accounts, I don't care.
Naruto stood at the edge of the street, his blue eyes peering through the heavy rain that was coming down.
Kurama, have I ever told you how much I fucking hate Gotham?
Only about a thousand times
Make it a thousand and one, because this place fucking blows
Kit, please for the love of all that is evil, shut the fuck up, I'm trying to nap in here
Bugger off then ya wanker
Oh great, the vague British shit is back, it's like its present in your genetics
Naruto cut off communications between the demon branded into his arm and himself, instead choosing to pull his rain coat a little bit tighter around his body, the coldness was seeming into his body and he did not enjoy that.
The rain drops slowed and Naruto looked around, his matted down blond locks blocking part of his view of the world but he was able to still see the world around him was frozen in place.
"Can I stop time? I don't remember being able to stop time" mused Naruto as he raced through the streets, his feet stomping through frozen puddles as he made his way through the rainy streets of Gotham.
A figured dropped down in front of him and he skid to a stop. The figure was a pale white man with shaggy white Santa-like hair. But that is where the Santa comparisons ended unless Santa was like super into crossfit now, in which case, good for him.
Standing a 6 feet tall, absolutely shredded with muscles, a large pair of feathery white wing spread out behind him, a large silvery sword in his right hand and a whip in his left hand. The armor that covered his lower body, but left his upper body bare, was unlike anything Naruto had ever seen. Which also wasn't saying much because he was not some armor buff.
"The son of Samael" growled the winged white guy
"no hablando inglés" muttered Naruto as he tried to walk around the man, but the hand that clamped down on his shoulder was enough to make him feel a sliver of pain run down his back.
"I think you understand me just fine" growled the man
"I assure you that I don't" pleaded Naruto
"You cannot lie to me"
"I assure you my kind Mall Santa, I would never lie to you"
"Your disrespect know no bounds?" snarled the winged man
"no hablando inglés" repeated Naruto
Kit, I hate to be the bearer of bad news
Shhhh Kurama, I think the Spanish thing is working
It is not
Is too
Kid, you just replied to him in Spanish, Russian, and Latin
Oh
Yeah
I am fucked ain't I
Yup
Naruto ducked under a wild sideways hack at him by the massive sword and used the tight grip of the man's hand on his shoulder to jump in the air and slam both of his feet down into the man's groin.
The grip disappeared from his shoulder and Naruto watched as rain started to fall again as the man collapsed to the ground, holding his groin.
Thinking quickly, Naruto screamed "SIR, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR PANTS!:
The words worked as everyone turned to look at the winged man who was laying on the ground holding his private parts and Naruto slipped away in the confusion. The winged man could only growl as he was left to deal with the chaos of his situation.
With Batman:
London was not a place he ventured to all that often, it was ... less than welcoming to the man who dressed in all black. But this time, Batman was not the one walking the streets. No, it was billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne with Ms. July from the most recent playboy calender. A stunning Hispanic women from Argentina, blonde hair, green eyes, curves to die for.
Bruce was only .000001 percent disappointed that he couldn't actually sample the goods. She was insanely hot, but Wonder Woman and him had this on again, off again thing going and she could quite literally rip his spine out from his mouth or ass. Best not to piss her off, if he could avoid it.
So, while went on a massive shopping spree (RIP Wayne Enterprises Stockholder's investments), Bruce was making his way to the one person who might be able to give him some info about the blond teen capable of summoning multi-tailed demons.
The pub was a normal one, generic British flag on the top, generic door and the interior was straight out of a TV Show. But the blond man in the trench coat at the bar, that was anything but ordinary. Taking a seat next to the blond man, Bruce threw his black card on the table and the bartender looked at him before shrugged and Bruce said "Two of whatever he's having"
The bartender swiped the card to open a tab and rushed back with twin mugs full of frothy beer. The blond man chugged half of his in a single gulp and let out a content "Ah'
"Ya a bloody broody wanker Bruce, but the perks of ya coming around are always *insert kissing noise" said the blond
Bruce downed the entire mug of beer and placed it back onto the counter, "Nice to you as well John"
"Still got that ah stick firmly up ya arse I see" noted John upon hearing Bruce's formal greeting
Bruce gave a slight glare but John just finished his mug of beer and waved his hand for the bartender to bring him another.
"Oh shove it where the sun don't shine, what can I do ya for" asked John
"There has been a development in your field back in Gotham" said Bruce as he reached into his suit pocket and pulled out a photo of Naruto from the warehouse.
"Eh you've had better looking sidekicks in the past" commented John before another glare from Bruce made him roll his eyes, "Alright ya wanker, I'll take a look"
John grabbed the photo and he looked at it, his eyes glowing as he focused in on the blond young man in the photo.
"So, what did the brat do?" asked John
Bruce pulled out a second photo showing Kurama with all 9 of his tails in full glory and slid it over to John as well.
"He summoned that and took out a warehouse full of people without getting so much as a single scratch on his body"
John looked at the second photo and then back at the first, "I dunno who the brat in the first photo is, but that there is Kurama, the Nine Tailed Fox. Leader of Bijuu, one of the strongest demons in all existence. How did that scrawny little bugger manage to get his hands on a big guns like him?"
"I don't know John, but I plan on getting to the bottom of it" said Bruce before he waved to the bartender to bring him another mug of beer. He didn't get to indulge himself all that much, might as well do so in a moment like this.
With The Teen Titans:
The trio of teen heroes: Robin, Beast Boy, and Raven were snooping around the abandoned chemical storage warehouse.
"Beast Boy, we need you to be our fly on the wall" commanded Robin
Beast Boy nodded and turned into a tiny green fly before slipping through a crack in the wall.
"So you want to tell me about this vision of yours?" asked Robin
"Not particularly, but I also know that you aren't going to judge me." replied Raven "The gist of it was that at some point in the future, Darkseid is going to plan to launch an invasion on our planet. Superman is going to get wind of it and launch a counterattack."
"I take it fails miserably" supplied Robin
"Yeah, we get picked apart, he has these new creatures, some kind of advanced doomsday that just absolutely ripped us to shreds. None of us escaped unscathed and there was so many of us who didn't escape at all." continued Raven "Basically all hope is lost until this guy decides to power up into this giant golden avatar and lays waste to the creatures."
"So what is the issue? Sounds like things work out for us" questioned Robin
"In the time line that I witnessed, he didn't have the training needed to succeed. Something about his powers caused it to be fractured. As powerful as he is in that time line, he can be even strong in this time line. My future self sent him and I, a message basically asking us to meet up. He didn't show but I already knew that he wouldn't."
"This takes place in the future, deep in the future if all of us are adults like you claim."
"Yeah but with the power that he shows, I think he could help me out with another issue coming up this February*." said Raven
"Your father"
"Yup, father of the year" Raven confirmed in a dry tone.
" Ah look at you too, the Robin and the Raven. Such a cute couple, but inter-species bird couples never work." said a sing song voice belonging to one Harley Quinn.
"Hello Harley" said Robin, trying to regain some type of control of the situation as he mentally raged at the crazy clown lady for getting the drop on him.
"Hell-OOOO tiny bird sidekick. Where is the big scary Batman? Is he too business fucking bats in that creepy cave of his to come out and play" taunted the high pitched Harley Quinn.
"Batman doesn't fuck bats" growled Robin
"You seem a little too defensive" sang Harley as she pulled out her bat and launched herself at the bird named duo.
Robin pulled out his collapsible staff and fended off the first of wild swings from the eccentric Harley with her metal bat.
Jumping back, Robin motioned for Raven to go help Beast Boy.
"Tell why you are in my city Quinn" growled Robin.
"I don't make the plans sweetie, ya know Mista J is the brains behind the operation. While I am the behind of the operation" crackled Quinn as she mooned the first boy wonder.
Robin grit his teeth and rushed in with what was clearly anger fueling his actions.
Harley slid under a sideways swipe at her stomach, before smashing her bat into the right knee of Robin.
Wincing, Robin stabbed his staff at the athletic lady clown, only for her to dodge it and pin the staff to the ground with her foot after it missed.
Robin with his limited mobility due to the pulsing pain in his knee failed, to react in time as Harley used his staff as a string board to launch herself at the boy wonder, bat already cocked back to unleash a strong swing.
Robin closed his eyes in preparation, only for a Boom! to come from the sky above of him and the bat to never make it to his face. Instead it was caught by a strong orange skinned hand,
"You shall not hurt my friend Robin" said the owner of the hand. Her green eyes glowing as her anger exploded outwards and she blasted Harley Quinn back with her eye beams.
"Starfire, I am so happy to see you" said Robin as he collapsed to the ground, holding his right knee.
"As I am you" replied Starfire as she floated over to Robin, dropping to the ground to see how he was doing with his obvious knee pain.
Beast Boy morphed out of his fly form and yelled "It's gonna blow" before turning into a falcon and flying away fast.
Starfire grabbed Robin and flew straight up as the first explosion went off. There was something different about this explosion tho, the smoke that came out was green and shot straight up before spreading out, like it was shot out of a cannon.
Starfire coughed and Robin realized what was going on and pulled an air purifier out of his utility belt and placed it in his mouth.
A black bubbled surrounded them but it was too late as far as Robin can tell. By the time that they cleared the green smoke that covered the entire city, Robin was no longer being carried by Starfire but instead holding the laughing female alien.
"I'm sorry Robin, if only I had been a little faster." said Raven, her tone emotionless although Robin could see it in her eyes how sad and angry she was.
"This isn't your fault Raven, if I didn't get reckless in my fight with Harley Quinn, Starfire wouldn't have needed to save me. When I see those clowns next time, they're going to regret leaving the circus." snarled Robin.
Raven nodded as the 3 non-laughing still sane heroes looked at Jump City that was covered in the smoke of Joker's laugh gas.
"We need to regroup and wait for Cyborg, he's already on his way back. I promise you Robin, we will fix this" said Raven before she reclosed the magic bubble that she had the very very close pair of super heroes in.
With Naruto: Gotham Collegiate Preparatory School
"Fuck all you hoes, get a grip motherfucker. Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers who told me I'd never amount to nothing." blared through Naruto's headphones as he continued to race around the track.
He was reaching the final bend when a flash of red came at him from the corner of his eye and he barely had time to slow down before the two of them crashed into each other.
Fearing the thought of possibly crushing an innocent girl under his much heavier and denser body, Naruto twisted and allowed the girl to land on top of him.
"OOF!" said Naruto as the girl landed on his ribs, his head bouncing off of the ground and his headphones being sent skidding away.
"Oh my god, I am so sorry" exclaimed the girl as she unknowingly pressed her knees into his stomach.
"I'll be fine as soon as you get the fuck off of me" snarled Naruto
The girl gasped and rolled off of Naruto, allowing him to rock before he jumped back to his feet, turning his back to the girl and grabbing his headphones.
Unfortunately for him, they were busted. The right ear cushion bent until the point of snapping.
"Come fucking on!" growled Naruto as he gripped the broken headphones so tight, they crumpled like paper as he forgot his monstrous strength in his anger.
"Hey, I'm sorry about your headphones, I'm going to the mall after school. How about you come with, I'll buy you a new pair to the replace the ones you broke breaking my fall." chimed in the girl.
Naruto turned and looked at the red haired girl and his heart skipped a beat. She was beautiful, her red hair flowed down to the middle of her back. Her bright green eyes, her nose that ended in a bubbly circle, capped off with her soft smile.
Naruto was absolutely smitten, and while his brain was stuck on neutral, his mouth went ahead and said "yeah."
"Perfect, I'll meet you in front of the gym at 2:45pm." said the girl before she rushed off towards a group of giggling girls who screamed shortly after she arrived.
"Naruto, my man. You sly dog. I didn't think you had it in you to ask out one of the hottest girls in our school, let alone get her to ask you out" commented Jason Todd as he pulled up next to the unhappy blond.
"She asked me out?"
"Yeah man, that's what it looks like when a girl asks out a guy." replied Jason as he raised an eye brow "You have been on a date before"
"Yeah something like that" muttered Naruto as he remembered the dark chuckles of the pig tailed bitch throwing knives at him as he was forced to dodge while entertaining the Penguin's VIP guest at the Iceberg Lounge.
"Cool, just relax and let her talk, she's the daughter of a rich millionaire mom and dad. If you listen to her talk enough, she'll really like you" added Jason before he went back to running around the track.
"Just relax is literally the worst advice I've ever been given" scoffed Naruto before he looked down at the broken headphones in his hands "What the fuck am I doing?"
That thought process would continue all day and when the final school bell rang, Naruto was still thinking along those lines.
Naruto wasn't nervous, his stomach was just tingling and his face felt hot. Why was he doing this again? She asked him out? Maybe?
"Hey you!" said the red haired beauty from behind Naruto
Naruto turned and said "hey"
"You ready to go?"
"Ready as I'll ever be"
"Haha, you're funny,"
Naruto forced a smile onto his face, his stomach aching more than he thought possible.
"So do you want to take my car or your car?" asked
"Oh, I don't have a car" replied Naruto
"You don't?"
"I've never really needed one"
"Huh, you live in here in Gotham right? You really don't need one."
"Yeah" said Naruto with a more natural small smile.
"Well, my car is the Blue BMW right there" she said before walking towards the car, leading Naruto.
"I guess I should say it's nice to officially meet you. My name is Naruto Uzumaki, but everyone just calls me Naruto"
"My name is Sierra Collins, my friends call me Si-Si, but I prefer Sierra." said Sierra, allowing Naruto to finally put a name to the pretty red head.
"I can do that" said Naruto
The two of the got into the blue luxury car and Sierra pulled out of the parking spot and zipped out of the parking lot.
"So why do you go the snooze fest that is our school?" asked Sierra as they stopped at a red light.
"I think everyone thought it would keep me out of trouble, they were wrong" answered Naruto
"Hmm, my parents went to this school, they felt it would help me create connections with other future business leaders" said Sierra before fake gagging.
Naruto smiled as said "So your parents trust you hanging out with a guy like me?"
"My dad parents me for like 2 minutes a year. My mom is traveling through Europe, cheating on my dad with a new guy in every country she visits." replied Sierra
"Wow"
"My parents aren't contenders for parents of the year by any means."
"The caretaker at the orphanage might actually be parent of the year just for putting up with me." joked Naruto
"Why do you say that? Sure you can be a little grumpy in class, but that's because our school sucks."
"I tend to make bad decisions" answered Naruto
"Bad Decisions? Is this one of them?" asked Sierra as she made a left turn.
"I don't know yet, it could turn out to be a great or terrible decision"
"Well, I only make great decisions, so stick with me kid and I will show you the way" said Sierra with a smile on her face as she pulled into a parking space.
Sierra got out of the car, followed by Naruto.
"So, let's get you those headphones, grab some lunch, then you can carry my bags until we decide to leave"
"Sure"
Sierra stuck her tongue out at him before walking into the mall, Naruto following behind her.
They walked in a comfortable silence, Sierra leading Naruto to a store that she knew would have what she knew could replace the headphones that had been broken earlier in the day.
"Okay, so you clearly like those big bulky headphones from the 80's, let's see what we can find that can replace them" teased Sierra.
"I like them covering my ears, it allows me to ignore the dumbasses that make up our school classmates."
"I felt that"
"So, what would you suggest?"
"Well, daddy is paying for this, so i would tell you to get the most expensive ones you can find. Those Monster Beats things that just came out."
"You sound like you have your mind made up on what to buy"
"Hmm, cute and listens to my suggestions, you might just be a keeper"
Naruto blushed at the words from the red haired beauty.
"You go grab them, imma grab the new IPod."
Naruto nodded and walked over to the headphone and has a store associate help him get the magnetic lock off the rack and hand him the expensive headphone.
Thanking the man, Naruto walked over to the counter meeting Sierra there, where she pulled out a black card and paid for both of their purchases.
Walking out, they were greeted by a group of men, all clearly part of black hood's gang if their arm tattoo's were to be believed.
"Ms. Collins, we been waiting for you." said the man in front of the group of 7 men.
"I don't know you" responded Sierra
"But we know you and more importantly your father. He has something that we need." responded the front man.
"Just come with us and nobody has to get hurt" added another one of the muscle bound men in the back.
"Listen, I'm sure we can work this out without this coming to violence" Sierra tried to reason with the large group of men.
"Yeah, you come with us and we decide not to carve up your boy toy here." responded the first one.
Naruto let out a loud laugh before handing his bag to Sierra and stepping forward.
"Do you clowns have names?" he asked
"Yeah, but what's it to you?"
"Oh I just want them to be able to write a name down on the body bags" taunted Naruto
"Ms. Collins, your friend here is going to write a check that we will cash with your body" said the front man before he slammed his hand onto Naruto's shoulder.
Naruto's face twisted into an ear to ear smile as his eyes narrowed.
"Well John, you know you fucked up right?" he questioned to the white male in front of him,
"John?"
"Yeah John as in John Doe" answered Naruto before he grabbed the wrist of the hand on his shoulder and squeezed.
The man hissed in pain and stammered "W w wh what r r are y you waiting f for g get him."
The six of the black hood goons fanned out around Naruto.
"Oh no, whatever will I do? You have me all surrounded" said Naruto sarcastically.
Naruto used the wrist he was holding onto to push the man in front of him before sliding to the left to avoid a punch thrown at his back. Dropping to the floor, he swept the leg out from under that man.
Twisting into a handstand, Naruto flipped back onto his feet, making sure to land his feet into the stomach of the man he just sent crashing to the ground. Stepping off of the knocked out man, his eyes bouncing back and forth between the rest of the goons.
"Come one guys, you saw that shit right? Even if there was a hundred of you, 100 times 0 is still 0" taunted Naruto, Now take your guys, take ya shit and get the fuck up out of here before I think twice of about doing this world some charity work."
Naruto stood up and turned around, walking away from the man he declared was not a threat with his treatment of the man.
The man reached into his coat with his not hurt hand and pulled out a gun before firing at Naruto in the back of the head, right there in the middle of the mall.
Naruto gasped as the bullet hit him in the back of the head and broke through his mass of hair, blood squirting of the small puncture in the back of his head.
Naruto feel forward face first, causing the man to smirk,
"Ah you stupid little bitch, if we don't outright kill you. You are going to wish you were dead after we get done running a train on you." spat the gunman as he climbed to his feet and approached a shaking Sierra.
The other goons followed in on his lead and they all started walking towards the scared red head.
"Ouch, you fucking stupid cunt, that hurt." whined Naruto as he used his hands to push himself up off the ground.
The gunman looked back in horror.
"I shot you, right in the head" he whispered
"Yeah and I have your bullet right here" said Naruto as he extended his hand showing the blood soaked bullet.
Naruto's eyes flashed blood red and the gunman dropped to the floor grabbing his head.
"What are you?" he whimpered as he saw his worst nightmares run through his mind.
"You're worst nightmare" answered Naruto
"That's enough" said a rough voice from behind Naruto.
"Robin, a pleasure to see you. I hope you are here to arrest these thugs. " said Naruto
"In fact, I am. Jakab Philmer, Travis Chase, Conner Green, Derek Hayward, Greggory Mathews, Scott Rivers, Larry Waves. All known associates of the Black Hood gang. I cannot allow you to simply walk free" stated Jason Todd as Robin.
Naruto turned back to Sierra, "Lunch"
Oi Kurama, where the fuck were you buddy?
Huh did I miss something
I got fucking shot ya lazy bugger
And based on your whiny bitching, still alive enough to bitch about it
Go back to your fucking nap you useless plushy
Bite me
"So that might have been the worst date ever huh?" commented Sierra as they sat in bumper to bumper traffic after returning to her car, she was going to drop him back off at school
"Eh, you didn't hurl knives at me, so I am going to count this as a win." replied Naruto.
"I don't think that I'm that kinky, sorry to not live up to the hype" joked Sierra.
"I thought it was not the best but also probably not the worst ever. I mean I only had to fight like 7 guys and a superhero showed up to arrest them." teased Naruto.
"Well I told you to stick with me and good things would happen" recounted Sierra.
"So, any chance of a second date?" asked Naruto
"I would have to say let me think about it, although you did defend my honor" said Sierra as she leaned forward, a motion followed by Naruto.
"Yes, very very cute the two of you but I'm afraid that I am going to need to borrow lover boy over here." said a strong female voice.
They turned to look and saw a caramel skinned woman standing there, she was beautiful as long as you didn't look at the burned half of her skin. A tight tight black leather jumpsuit covered her body, leaving nothing to the imagination.
"Come on brat, we have to talk" said the woman
Naruto made a face, "I don't want to"
The woman with half a face chuckled and said "You don't have a choice" and used her right hand to life the car off the ground, "We can do this the easy way, the fun way, or my way. Your choice brat"
Naruto groaned "I'm getting out the car now"
The car was dropped onto the ground and Naruto slipped out the car, holding the bag for his new headphones. Sierra mouthed 'call me' at him and drove off leaving Naruto with the strong woman with half a face.
"Ok you crazy bitch, let's get this over with" said Naruto as he slipped into a fighting stance
You are about to get your ass whupped
Huh
WORLDSTARRRRRR!
Naruto was pulled from his thoughts by the woman charging him, he dropped his bag and he threw a punch. She slipped under it and gently hit him in the stomach with an elbow. Naruto felt his ribs cave in and whirled around to land a backhand, but she blocked it, her knee finding his exposed ribs.
Sliding backwards, Naruto jumped into the air, spinning as he slammed his foot down at her. She caught the extending him and shook her head as she held Naruto's body up into the air.
Pushing the leg up, she slammed her other fist into Naruto flipping back and sent him crashing into the sidewalk, cracking the ground with his impact.
"Ok lady, I will give you whatever you want. Because if it were to come to blows, we both know you'd win" said Naruto in a slightly dizzy voice.
"I don't want anything from you kid, well nothing that you can give me now" she said as she gave him a once once, "You're not 18 right?"
"Not for another 2 years no" said Naruto as she grabbed him roughly by his collar and lifted him off the ground and she brought him closer, the pair of them face to face.
She licked him from the left side of his chin to his right temple, her tongue causing goosebumps to form all over his body and leave behind a tingling sensation.
"Give me a call when you turn 18 and I'll rock your world so badly, other dimensions will feel it" said the woman
"I am so scared and horny, but mostly horny" muttered Naruto, "What is going on here?"
"I just came to ask you if you've seen a winged man with no shirt, a big sword like he's compensating for something and snow white hair" said the woman
"Yeah, he tried to grab me earlier but I kicked him in the dick and ran off" answered Naruto
"So, he was here in Gotham, good" said the brown skinned girl before she tossed Naruto back onto the sidewalk and walked away, her hips swaying side to side and Naruto said "That's America's Ass, Captain America ain't got shit on that"
"I love you" he called out, "Whoever you are"
"The name is Mazikeen kid, remember it" '
And just like that, she was gone.
A/N: This is somewhat of a goofy set up chapter, some serious things happened, some funny things happened and Naruto saw Endgame, sue me.
Angels are after Naruto, Naruto's new lady friend might have some family issues, Joker and Harley get the best of the Teen Titans, and John and Bruce share a pint in a pub. Oh and Naruto met Mazikeen.
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