Total Drama: The Original Sequel
Episode 6: Wait… another TRD episode?
By" BigBadBrad
The episode starts with an awkward shot of an elderly man sitting on a green park bench. He looks around himself nervously as he notices the camera recording him. He turns to the side in a pit of anxiety before the bench blows up taking him in the process. As a large red and orange explosion goes on, the letters TRD flash on the screen brightly. The camera transitions to a somewhat somber gray and white intro.
"Welcome to a very special episode episode of TRD! Today, we will be having a special Total Drama: The Sequel themed day. Our guests for today are… Kenneth, Chase, Luke, and JJ all after their runs from Total Drama: The Sequel. What will they reveal? How will they react to some behind the scenes footage, and what else will we have in store?" Says a different voice from last year. This is notably a bubbly and kind voice, unlike the old announcer's voice, "Find out today, on TRD!" Says the announcer as the camera goes to a shot of the live set.
The camera shows the new set. A bright disco ball hangs flawlessly from the glitter filled ceiling. The glitter expands to the newly painted light purple walls. Bright lights in the shape of circles hang from the walls before it leans onto the new gray bleachers with hints of blue splattered on it. The camera shows the old gray concrete floors before it comes upon the fuzzy white chairs where our new host and co host sits casually.
"Welcome to TRD! I'm AJ Hatchet! You may know me from the show Total Drama Island… and… look, I am pretty excited to be here to be honest with you and I plan to show my worth now that our past two hosts have been unfortunately fired," Says AJ politely. He is a black guy who has cornrows which goes to the middle of his neck before curving slightly upwards. He wears camouflage green and light brown pants along with a sleeveless white T shirt, which goes along with a chain that goes around his neck.
"And, look… I'm Brittany… yes Brittany Gemini, you people already know me, so this intro thing is kinda useless, but look we have our next row of fresh meat arriving soon, coming today is Kenneth, Chase, Luke, and JJ are gonna be here," Yawns Brittany as the audience applauses generously, "Why are you clapping for them, they lost!"
"What do you mean? You lost!" Says AJ annoyed as his eyebrow rises.
"But, I did it flawlessly…" Says Brittany entitled, "Anyways, everyone knows that my elimination was obviously rigged,"
AJ scoffs as he rolls his eyes in annoyance, "Yeah, go ahead and say that,"
"What are you talking about? It's true!" Brittany yelps slightly.
"Of course, Brittany… you realize that we're not asleep, yet you keep on sleeping," Jokes Aj.
Brittany pouts as she looks to the side in annoyance, "Whatever, keep on being lame with your stupid comedy setup," Brittany mutters as the crowd laughs.
"My comedy set ups are not lame, the audience seems to agree with me," Says AJ proudly as he motions to the applauding audience.
"Ugh… whatever the audience doesn't factor in in how funny you are," Says Brittany somewhat disgusted and embarrassed.
"Well it seems like they like me a lot more than you," Brags AJ.
" I don't blame them, I was forced on this show as the stupid co- host while you just wanted to join this… thing and automatically got host," Scoffs Brittany.
"Well maybe it's because I make a better host than you do, I mean… you hosting would feel like some… privileged 40 year old mom's dream, and I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure that that's not the target demographic we're looking for," Says AJ coldly.
Brittany rolls her eyes in annoyance, "Ugh… anyways… we'll be soon celebrating the 25th anniversary of the Bermuda Triangle Storm! This was one of the biggest mysteries of all of American history, a storm was able to take away an entire island! That's crazy right? Well it got worse when suddenly in 2001 when a new plot of land mysteriously popped up near the border of Italy! Anyways… you know what AJ?" Monologues Brittany.
"What?" Says AJ with a raised eyebrow.
"I think that you're… stupid!" Says Brittany the camera cuts to a cameraman from the side who motions to the audience who gives a casual gasp.
"Oh no! I'm stupid, how will I ever recover?" Says AJ sarcastically.
"Beats me… talking about recovery we have our very first guest! He was booted on the first day for having absolutely no fashion sense," Brittany says as she looks sourly to the camera.
"Please welcome, Kenneth Armstrong!" Says AJ as a somewhat mixed Kenneth walks onto the wooden platform above the regular gray concrete. He sighs disappointedly as he gets pointed to a rough looking white chair across from Brittany and AJ. Kenneth looks sadly as he takes his fedora off. He sits down sadly as he lays his fedora on the couch.
"Yo, Kenneth! What's up!" Says AJ proudly as he points to Kenneth.
"Me? Oh… nothing much… it's just… kinda sucked being eliminated, you know. I wanted to make a "big splash" but all I got was one raindrop on me," Says Kenneth.
"Yeah… you definitely did not make a big splash, I'll tell you that," Scoffs Brittany as she rolls her eyes, "So what has it been being eliminated and stuff?" Yawns Brittany.
"Oh well… I'll be frank with you to be honest, it sucked. I mean… like nobody even really got to like… know me," Says Kenneth disappointed.
"And that is the exact reason that we're here… to help people to get to know you," Says Aj compationitelly. His corn rolls flow down the side of his neck.
"Oh.. really?" Says Kenneth with a small compassionate smile.
"Ugh," Says Brittany impatiently, "Is that what they said on the brochure because that is so not what we do here… look, we look up and down and examine you or something; so… what's up wi-" Brittany says before she's cut off by Kenneth.
"I'm sorry, but may I ask… I saw your ring and…" Kenneth says nervously not knowing if he should speak. Brittany glares at him silently, "But… your umm ring… are you a lesbian?"
The crowd gasps before going into a short riot. The audience gasps, gossips, and shouts over each other as all attention goes to a shocked Brittany. Her mouth hangs open as Kenneth sits awkwardly, sweat drips from his face down to his back. AJ sits mortified as he tries to deescalate the situation.
"I-" Aj coughs, "I- umm everyone!" Aj calls out.
Aj sighs as he looks around to the chaos that breaks around him, "Everyone. EVERYONE!" Shouts Aj as the room suddenly goes to a hush.
"Everyone, come on… just let Kenneth umm explain his… interesting thoughts…" Aj says as he turns his head to the miserable and pale looking Kenneth, "Brittany would you like to ask?"
Brittany does a small heart broken nod before she clears her throat, "So… umm Mr. Kenneth, why do you think that I- that I am a lesbian?" Brittany says as she almost begins to cry.
"Well umm, it's just this umm thing that I can kinda do… it's like I can see like… hidden info on people, like… how Zerine was going to be the villain behind her I'll so fragile facade and… how AJ has a deep insecurity over his hatred of popcorn," Kenneth shrugs nervously.
Brittany and AJ share a sceptical look before turning their attention back to Kenneth.
"Well Kenneth… I think that your whole act is… phony," Aj says with a stern look on his face.
"What? Why?" Asks Kenneth offended and confused.
"Because Kenneth, I'm allergic to popcorn, the oil that they use gives me hives," Aj says with a disapproving look as he shakes his head in shame.
"And that," Points Kenneth, "Is the reason that you hate popcorn, my work here is done," Says Kenneth with a smile.
Aj groans exhaustedly, Brittany looks unflattered, "Look, Kenseth, I don't see why you list your stereotype on the cast reveal chapter as the chill… cool guy why you came her to be a physic, I just don't get it," Says Brittany confused.
"Well… I mean I still am this chill cool guy, it just depends on how people decide to frame me, or portray me as… I mean… it's clear everyone here doesn't like me, nor the people at the island but I'm kind of fine with that I guess in some… weird kind of way, I mean… I just kind of realized that this life just depends on how people perceive me, and if some people think that I'm creepy, offensive, weird or… whatever, I don't care, I'm Kenneth, and I'll stay Kenneth, if that makes sense," Says Kenneth with inspiration. The crowd slowly begins to clap before a short applause happens as Kenneth stands up from his seat with a wide approving smile. He hangs out his hands as the hosts look up to him mediocrely.
Brittany tilts her head to AJ, "Hmm character development, exactly what we're here for… anyways Kenneth your gonna have to go to… like that side of the stage, we have our next guest coming up," Says Brittany as she points to the left side of the stage. Kenneth gets up disappointedly and follows Brittany's direction.
"Now, our next guest is know as TAF, thirsty as f*ck, Brittany," Aj says as he turns to her.
"What?" Asks Brittany still annoyed.
"If you thought that Kenneth was bad, you better prepare yourself because our next guest is… Chase," Says Aj as Brittany looks nervously to the boy who walks out with a large notable white stain on his dark brown hoodie. She immediately catches his eyes, this causes him to pant somewhat loudly. This brings Brittany to get out a disgusted face as Chase almost sits down on the large cheap white couch.
"No! Don't even think about sitting down!" Shrieks Brittany.
"So your in control… I always look for a dominator," Says Chase with a wink that makes Brittany scowl, "But seriously, it's an honor to be interviewed by the 4 of you,"
"You mean 2?" Questions AJ.
"No, 4. You, you, and the pair," Says Chase as he points from Aj's face to Brittany's face to Brittany's breasts which she covers quickly.
Brittany looks to the disapproving audience who shake their heads in a syncronized swagger. She clicks her tongue, "Look, Chase you and… that Vince- I I'm sorry I mean Kenneth better stop with this sh*t or else me and my father will both sue both of you two," Says Brittany.
"Woah! They invited a 4th person, it's that kind of party?" Says a random member of the audience Brittany gasps before pointing at him.
"Security! Now!" Screaches Brittany before he's escorted out of the room, "Good… now AJ I think that you should take this over,"
Aj does an approving nod, "That sounds like good idea, so Chase, can you guess why you were voted off?" Aj says flatly.
"Well you know all of the guys got so jealous of me… especially Romeo, you wouldn't believe what I said to him," Says Chase, Aj raises his finger as he looks to the camera, "I pointed out that his pants were so tight that I could see his nuts anyways… he ended up beating me up, thats so him, but yeah… he was so jealous of my lady getting skills… you know Aubrey? Mhmm she was so into me… maybe too into me?" Says Chase scandalously.
"But Chase, we know what you said to Aubrey, don't you think that that was the reason for your elimination?" Asks Aj.
Chase coughs, "Wha- what did I say?" Asks Chase.
"We have a clip," Says Aj maliciously as he presses a button on a remote controller towards a tv which goes behind her before it turns on,
She hesitates as she wears a comfortably shaped dress along with sparkly red shoes. This gets Chase's attention who shoves aside the tired Eliza that he was just talking to, to move next to Aubrey. He smiles at her and holds out Aubrey's chair, expecting her to sit. Which she does, she looks up at Chase before he sits next to her.
"Hello, I don't think I've introduced myself, I'm Aubrey, I think that your name is… Fritz, wait no was it Carson?" Aubrey says as she looks to Chase.
"Let's just skip the introduction sweetheart. Did you buy those? If I may say you have a… lucky pair and I want to perhaps introduce myself to those if you know my what I mean," Says Chase as he points at Aubrey's chest, which confuses her.
"I'm sorry, what?" Aubrey says confused.
"Ah, a dumb brown, just my type," Chase continues with a smile.
"Oh, oh I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to date," Aubrey says innocently.
"I wasn't looking to dating you, I'm more of an… explorer," Chase says smartly.
"Huh?" Aubrey says suddenly.
Chase raises his eyebrows up and down, this makes Aubrey realize the message of everything that he's said. This breaks Aubrey. She gets up suddenly and runs off crying. Zerine who sits waiting on the other side of the two realizes the opportunity that this can create and runs after her. She follows a running and crying Aubrey into the bathroom. Zerine cautiously comes past her and opens the door.
The camera goes back as a horrified Chase looks at the camera as the crowd begins to boo Chase.
"Oh… yeah… that," Says an embarrassed Chase, "Umm yeah… that happened," Laughed Chase embarrassedly.
"So… what do you have to say for yourself?" Asks Aj as he shakes his head.
"I have to say that your co host looks hot when she's mad," Says Chase as he backhandedly points at an extremely pissed and red Brittany who glares outraged at Chase. She gets up walks over to the lustful Chase who rubs his hands in preparation for… something. She walks up to him, takes out a small pink leather glove from her pocket and punches him to the floor before she begins to overthrow him with a series of punches.
"Brittany, that's enough," Says Aj concerned as Brittany gets up.
"About time someone learns respect," Mutters Brittany she sits down.
The two co hosts share a glance as Brittany intimidated motions for him to join Kenneth on the side of the stage.
"Well… enough with the creepy dudes, it's time for a regular duo. These two were sadly eliminated. Our first person got eliminated thanks to being tied together with a dangerous figure while the lack of speech on our second guest leaded to her elimination," Says AJ.
"Did you say, she?" Brittany says shocked with a grin.
"Yes, I did say she," Says Aj naturally.
"OH thank goodness!" Says Brittany happily.
"Mhmm, you can say that again, please welcome our next guests Luke and JJ," Says Aj as the two walk out. Brittany stares them up and down as they sit down.
Brittany puts her hand on her chin, "So… who are you guys?" Says Brittany curiously.
"I'm Luke!" Sings Luke happily, "I love theatre and I was a contestant on Total Drama… an- and I got 3rd!" Says Luke as he continues singing.
"You can stop… I know this is a music show but we don't… want you singing," Says Aj as he takes his hand off of his ears.
"O- oh," Says Luke as he starts out singing but goes back to his regular voice.
"And wait… hold up is that a clown?" Says Brittany as she points to JJ as she nods, "Wow, now that's entertainment, so, tell me Ms. Clown… what's your name?" Brittany smiles.
"Oh her, she's JJ," Says Luke moderately.
"Oh… I think that she can speak for herself," Brittany says entitled.
"Brittany-" Says AJ embarrassed.
"Well she can't," Says Luke.
"And why is that?" Asks Brittany as she raises an eyebrow, JJ sits silently but embarrassed. She blushes lightly as she has to go through this awkward conversation.
"Brittany no," Says Aj as he scrunches up his eyebrows.
"Because… she's mute… she can't talk," Says Luke, this makes Brittany blush.
"O- oh… haha, sorry JJ, we're friends right?" Asks Brittany with an embarrassed smile. JJ lifts an eyebrow as she shakes her head.
"Aww… come on, JJ," Says Brittany with a smile.
JJ tilts her head with indifference as Brittany begs friendly.
"JJ!" Says Brittany with a small giggle.
JJ rolls her eyes with a nod of the head.
"Well… we don't have much time left so… if I can ask, can all of you come over here, we have… a person to eliminate," Says AJ with a smile.
"Wait… we get to eliminate someone!" Says Luke deviously, "I know who I'm gonna vote,"
"Umm so… about that unfortunately you can only vote people on the Warthog team since they lost the reward part of the challenge… so congrats Dragons you don't have to lose someone else," Says Aj somewhat.
"So… who are we suppose to vote, I haven't talked to any of the warthog membe-" Says Chase before he gets a small bing from his pocket. He pulls out a gray beeper, "Oh… look it's Bunny…" Says Chase as he looks up.
This is followed by 3 more bings, all the other guests take out their beepers before looking around., "Do we cast our votes yet?" Asks Luke
"Yeah, whatever," Shrugs Brittany.
"Well… hey Zerine! I'm voting you," Smiles Luke as he waves to the camera.
"Yeah… my vote also goes to Zerine," Says Chase naturally.
"Eh, my vote goes to Zerine, sorry dudette," Shrugs Kenneth.
"Oh, come on! JJ don't tell me that you vote Zerine," Says Brittany crushed with mild disappointment. JJ frowns as she nods.
"Well… it looks like Zerine is eliminated," Sighs Aj as Luke claps and the audience claps shocked with some small applause.
"Yeah… yeah," Sighs Brittany.
"Well… it looks like we're out of time, but this was pretty nice. We'll see you next time on TRD," Says Aj as the crowd claps.
Elimination order
Kenneth
Chase
Luke
JJ
Zerine
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