Okay, so I've made a bit of an adjustment to the way the Redwallers speak.
Survivor is a modern game, they kinda had to be a little modern ~waves
poetic/artistic license~ I'm allowed see. Even if I DON'T OWN REDWALL.
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Survivor: Redwall
Survivor has always gone to great lengths to bring you the most entertaining bunch of people... but now we bring you the beasts. Two tribes pitted against each other with the hatred burning of decades, centuries, and even millennia. Yes, the Redwall saga has now joined the lasting tradition of Survivor. Will good triumph over evil? Let's meet our contestants beforehand.
The interviews:
Name: Martin
Question 1: Why do you want to be on Survivor?
Martin: (shoots nasty look off camera) I, uh, don't. Gonff dragged me into this (Gonff snickers off camera)
Question 2: Why should we put you on Survivor?
Martin: Um, I'm strong, dependable, good, and the founder/protector of Redwall. I'm its essence, I'm a given. Oh, okay, this Survivor thing is kinda cool and I want to beat Gonff's little pouchy face into the ground, I'm going to maim him!
Name: Mariel
Question 1: What's that you're holding? (Camera zooms in on Gullwacker)
Mariel: (bats it away and glares at cameraman) It's my weapon and if you want to know what it does keep zooming in.
Question 2: Do you get on well with others?
Mariel: If they get on well with me (still glaring at the cameraman).
Name: Joseph
Question 1: Are you related to that little fireball?
Joseph: Yes, I'm her father, but I can still beat her sometimes at wrestling.
Question 2: Are you willing to compete against your daughter?
Joseph: More than willing, although it'll be (cough) friendly competition.
Name: Dandin
Question 1: Why are you bouncing?
Dandin: (who had been jumping from footpaw to footpaw) I'm so excited, oh and Mariel got a little mad at me for dragging her here (wincing he points to a bruised footpaw) Said, she wanted to see me dance. (Smiles naively)
Question 2: Would you attempt to like your teammates?
Dandin: Well it's certain that Mariel won't so, why not?
Name: Dotti
Question 1: What attracts people to you?
Dotti: Gee, I dunno, maybe it's my spiffin' singin', wot? (Attempts an extremely high scale) La la la laaaaaa!
Question 2: (shouting to be heard) Well, that's great, but what else attracts them to you?
Dotti: (glances at Southpaw and Bobweave off camera who are ostentatiously flexing their muscles and boxing once in a while) I'm a genuine fatal beauty, if that's what you mean.
Name: Deyna
Question 1: Are you as tough as you look?
Deyna: Tougher.
Question 2: My notes tell me that you once were the Tagga- er- Taggra- um...
Deyna: (laughing a little) I was, and I've learned to always stick to friends because of it.
Name: Cregga
Question 1: Does being blind impend you?
Cregga: Not in the least. I'm still spry for my age and could use a bit of exercise.
Question 2: Do you have anything you'd like to say?
Cregga: EULALIAAAAAAAA!
Name: Songbreeze
Question 1: Songbreeze, being a girl, do you think this will limit your chances?
Songbreeze: Please, call me Song, and no, I'm pretty smart for a squirrelmaid.
Question 2: You're enemies were the Marlfoxes, very crafty beasts. Would you fight them again?
Song: (without hesitation and a dangerous edge to her voice) Yes.
Name: Gonff
Question 1: You are Martin's friend?
Gonff: Closest buddy he's ever had, but after what he said (mockingly smacks fist into palm. Then looks off camera to a glaring Martin) oh, haha, joke. Didn't mean a word...
Question 2: Some of your friends call you and, I quote, "an egotistical little mouse with a head too big for his puny body" Is this true?
Gonff: (glares at Martin who is laughing off camera) But then I call my friends, "Mr. I have to look cool with a big sword and save people or my head will explode"
Name: Trisscar
Question 1: Does being on an island appeal to you, Trisscar?
Trisscar: It's Triss, and no not really. I spent most of my life a slave on an island.
Question 2: Did slavery weaken or harden you?
Triss: Both.
Name: Matthias
Question 1: How does winning 1 million dollars sound?
Matthias: Great. I can't wait for the first task.
Question 2: What do you want the first task to be?
Matthias: Something to do with eating.
Name: Viola Bankvole
Question 1: Are you excited to be on nation-wide television?
Viola: Does my pinafore look white, off-white, or tan to you? (Viola pouts, straightening some wrinkles)
Question 2: Uh, who's going to be rooting for you?
Viola: Anyone with a sense of fashion or good taste.
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Now that you know the contenders, I hope you'll want to put in some of your own. I'll accept anything from fan fic characters or role-play to other characters in another Redwall book (although please include which book they're in (or if it's a fan fic, what story... role-play, just tell me a bit about them) and a little about them. I've read all the books, but my memory's a little rusty!) The actual show starts soon and so does the first "twist."
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Survivor: Redwall
Survivor has always gone to great lengths to bring you the most entertaining bunch of people... but now we bring you the beasts. Two tribes pitted against each other with the hatred burning of decades, centuries, and even millennia. Yes, the Redwall saga has now joined the lasting tradition of Survivor. Will good triumph over evil? Let's meet our contestants beforehand.
The interviews:
Name: Martin
Question 1: Why do you want to be on Survivor?
Martin: (shoots nasty look off camera) I, uh, don't. Gonff dragged me into this (Gonff snickers off camera)
Question 2: Why should we put you on Survivor?
Martin: Um, I'm strong, dependable, good, and the founder/protector of Redwall. I'm its essence, I'm a given. Oh, okay, this Survivor thing is kinda cool and I want to beat Gonff's little pouchy face into the ground, I'm going to maim him!
Name: Mariel
Question 1: What's that you're holding? (Camera zooms in on Gullwacker)
Mariel: (bats it away and glares at cameraman) It's my weapon and if you want to know what it does keep zooming in.
Question 2: Do you get on well with others?
Mariel: If they get on well with me (still glaring at the cameraman).
Name: Joseph
Question 1: Are you related to that little fireball?
Joseph: Yes, I'm her father, but I can still beat her sometimes at wrestling.
Question 2: Are you willing to compete against your daughter?
Joseph: More than willing, although it'll be (cough) friendly competition.
Name: Dandin
Question 1: Why are you bouncing?
Dandin: (who had been jumping from footpaw to footpaw) I'm so excited, oh and Mariel got a little mad at me for dragging her here (wincing he points to a bruised footpaw) Said, she wanted to see me dance. (Smiles naively)
Question 2: Would you attempt to like your teammates?
Dandin: Well it's certain that Mariel won't so, why not?
Name: Dotti
Question 1: What attracts people to you?
Dotti: Gee, I dunno, maybe it's my spiffin' singin', wot? (Attempts an extremely high scale) La la la laaaaaa!
Question 2: (shouting to be heard) Well, that's great, but what else attracts them to you?
Dotti: (glances at Southpaw and Bobweave off camera who are ostentatiously flexing their muscles and boxing once in a while) I'm a genuine fatal beauty, if that's what you mean.
Name: Deyna
Question 1: Are you as tough as you look?
Deyna: Tougher.
Question 2: My notes tell me that you once were the Tagga- er- Taggra- um...
Deyna: (laughing a little) I was, and I've learned to always stick to friends because of it.
Name: Cregga
Question 1: Does being blind impend you?
Cregga: Not in the least. I'm still spry for my age and could use a bit of exercise.
Question 2: Do you have anything you'd like to say?
Cregga: EULALIAAAAAAAA!
Name: Songbreeze
Question 1: Songbreeze, being a girl, do you think this will limit your chances?
Songbreeze: Please, call me Song, and no, I'm pretty smart for a squirrelmaid.
Question 2: You're enemies were the Marlfoxes, very crafty beasts. Would you fight them again?
Song: (without hesitation and a dangerous edge to her voice) Yes.
Name: Gonff
Question 1: You are Martin's friend?
Gonff: Closest buddy he's ever had, but after what he said (mockingly smacks fist into palm. Then looks off camera to a glaring Martin) oh, haha, joke. Didn't mean a word...
Question 2: Some of your friends call you and, I quote, "an egotistical little mouse with a head too big for his puny body" Is this true?
Gonff: (glares at Martin who is laughing off camera) But then I call my friends, "Mr. I have to look cool with a big sword and save people or my head will explode"
Name: Trisscar
Question 1: Does being on an island appeal to you, Trisscar?
Trisscar: It's Triss, and no not really. I spent most of my life a slave on an island.
Question 2: Did slavery weaken or harden you?
Triss: Both.
Name: Matthias
Question 1: How does winning 1 million dollars sound?
Matthias: Great. I can't wait for the first task.
Question 2: What do you want the first task to be?
Matthias: Something to do with eating.
Name: Viola Bankvole
Question 1: Are you excited to be on nation-wide television?
Viola: Does my pinafore look white, off-white, or tan to you? (Viola pouts, straightening some wrinkles)
Question 2: Uh, who's going to be rooting for you?
Viola: Anyone with a sense of fashion or good taste.
***
Now that you know the contenders, I hope you'll want to put in some of your own. I'll accept anything from fan fic characters or role-play to other characters in another Redwall book (although please include which book they're in (or if it's a fan fic, what story... role-play, just tell me a bit about them) and a little about them. I've read all the books, but my memory's a little rusty!) The actual show starts soon and so does the first "twist."
